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Old 17 Dec 2006, 06:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So I'm sitting here taking one of two online practice exams for the final Florida Driver's exam. One of them is on road signs, and it shows this.....



....and asks me what it means. Now, in Michigan, Tennessee, Ohio, and just about everywhere else in the country, that means, "sharp right turn ahead". Well, not in whacko world Florida. Apparently, it means, to slow your speed, keep to the left, and not to pass. I got the question wrong because the people who fucking wrote this test are on acid or something, and move on.

Well a few questions later, that sign returns, and I get the same question again. This time I click, "to slow your speed, keep to the left, and not to pass." I expect to now get the question right. Wrong. Apparently now it means, "sharp right turn ahead."




So topic. Did you go through some sort of driver's training, and if you did, how did you do on the tests/exams?
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Old 17 Dec 2006, 07:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I failed on my exam twice...It really sucked because I had to wait 10 days untill I could of taken it again. So it took me a month to get my permit. My actual road test, I passed but messed up on the K-turn alittle.
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Old 17 Dec 2006, 07:55 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I haven't even attempted to get a driver's license yet.

It's not like I need one.
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Old 17 Dec 2006, 08:29 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I haven't even attempted to get a driver's license yet.

It's not like I need one.
You'd be a hazard to everybody on the road.
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Old 17 Dec 2006, 08:34 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Hell yeah. I "learned" to drive on GTA, when I get out on the road in the real world, these bitches better watch out.
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You said "Florida Driver's Exam" and all I could picture was you driving straight down the freeway, sprayin' mufuckas you pass with an UZI and the instructor saying quietly, "Nice, nice form, nice...oh! Deadeye!"



Late.
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So....when they do The Florida inspection of your vehicle, do they check to make sure your right blinker is stuck in the on position, and that the steering wheel properly obstructs your view out the windshield?
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He makes this thread the day before my family drives down into florida.... Now I'm scared about the locals.
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So....when they do The Florida inspection of your vehicle, do they check to make sure your right blinker is stuck in the on position, and that the steering wheel properly obstructs your view out the windshield?
They make sure your compartments where you hide your stash is well consealed.
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It took 5 goes for my learner's permit, which is the written test. Once the lady who gave me the test walked out of the room for coffee and even though I wasn't supposed to, in plain view I had the book with me on the desk, so I used that for a few questions but still failed. There are about 6 different tests but if there was only 1 I could have probably memorised it, I finally got it though.

For the actual drivers test for my P licence, it took me about 7 goes. I was made to do special parks and turns that aren't even fucking used where I come from and they were hard, especially the one where you have to pretend there is a line of cars, and only once space when you are parked along the footpath. And you have to slide into this space without hitting anything. Well thank god i'd never have to do that because i'd hit the fuckers before I parked. After the first 4 goes I got shitty because I kept failing and went apeshit at the teacher, who is a good mate of my good mate, and he still thinks i'm a crazy bitch, but I don't blame him. It's fair enough though, I didn't expect special favors because it would be dangerous if I couldn't drive.

I finally passed it and its quite ironic. I got my licence on April 1, 2005.

Only 2 and a half years till I can have my open licence.

Good luck for yours!
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Wow, you people must suck at driving.


I passed all my shit on the first try.
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It took 5 goes for my learner's permit, which is the written test. Once the lady who gave me the test walked out of the room for coffee and even though I wasn't supposed to, in plain view I had the book with me on the desk, so I used that for a few questions but still failed. There are about 6 different tests but if there was only 1 I could have probably memorised it, I finally got it though.

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I finally passed it and its quite ironic. I got my licence on April 1, 2005.

Only 2 and a half years till I can have my open licence.

Good luck for yours!
Paralelle (sp) parking. I find it easy as fuck to be honest.
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Don't make it harder than it is. Parallel.

I passed them all, first try too.... Wasn't hard.
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I took driver's ed, passed the easy class with an A+. I had 5 driving lessons with gravel, country, downtown, etc. I missed one on my final driving license because he said I was going 3 mph over.
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