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Old 20 Jul 2005, 07:20 PM   #1 (permalink)
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How often do you get horny? What's the weirdest time/place the urge hit you?
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Old 20 Jul 2005, 07:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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How often?! Well let's see...I'm usually up by 7am at the latest and I tend to go to bed between 12:30 and 1:30 during the week. I wouldn't say I'm horny all that time, but I can be if necessary.

Weirdest place and time?? Uhh 11th grade, Math class. We were discussing Algorithims, I started thinking of the word 'rhythm,' and then I kept picturing the faces my friend Julie was making the night before when she and I had hit it. Total time elapsed between the mention of the word "algorithim" and hardon at 100% capacity...about 6 seconds.

Again...that fuck friends thing comes up. I dunno...I thought everyone had a few of those...I guess not.

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Old 20 Jul 2005, 08:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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i am horny all the time! Anytime during the day or night I could do the thing. but a lot of times I am not willing to do the work and that cuts back to how much I bother him for it. The most interesting time is when I am reading in bed. even if what I am reading does not have to do with sex, I sometimes find me touching myself.
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Old 20 Jul 2005, 08:12 PM   #4 (permalink)
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How often? How often do I breathe?

Actually, since I'm 15, I am horny alot.

The weirdest place? It would probably be that one time I was waiting for my ride after school, and besides a bunch of little kids, I was the only one there, so I was off by myself. I wasn't really thinking about anything. I was just watching the corner waiting to see our car and it went up.
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Old 20 Jul 2005, 08:13 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i am horny all the time! Anytime during the day or night I could do the thing. but a lot of times I am not willing to do the work and that cuts back to how much I bother him for it. The most interesting time is when I am reading in bed. even if what I am reading does not have to do with sex, I sometimes find me touching myself.


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Old 20 Jul 2005, 09:46 PM   #6 (permalink)
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i am horny all the time! Anytime during the day or night I could do the thing. but a lot of times I am not willing to do the work and that cuts back to how much I bother him for it. The most interesting time is when I am reading in bed. even if what I am reading does not have to do with sex, I sometimes find me touching myself.
I think...no wait, I know for a fact Brandy is like the coolest chick of all time.

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Old 20 Jul 2005, 10:55 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I'm don't get horny very often but sometimes I really get it.

The weirdest place,probably anytime during a class at school and a few times at work but luckily nobody was around to see it happen
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Old 20 Jul 2005, 10:58 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I think I can answer the thread now though. Weirdest place? Here at PWF reading Brandy's post. JK
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Old 20 Jul 2005, 11:12 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I am fucking Horny 24/7... Seriously I just can't stop thinking abouit sex. It's a god damn addiction and I ain't getting into rehab for this one.
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Old 21 Jul 2005, 04:52 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Yeah, I am one kinky bastard, I pretty much think about sex most of the time. Wierdest place, well not sure really, I generally think about it at work the most which can be quite difficult if I get a du'woner, don't really want colleges to see that really...some ugly bitch may get the wrong idea

could have sex too basically anytime. I once had too much sex (happy days ) and hurt myself




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Old 21 Jul 2005, 05:43 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I'm a fifteen-year-old male.

That should answer the question.

Weirdest place? Everywhere.
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I think about sex quite often. One day I was at work, and Cyn text messaged me something dirty. There weren't any customers thankfully, because her txt made me a pitch a tent. I went into the backroom until it died down, just so no co-workers would see it.
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