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Old 16 Jul 2005, 06:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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My ex girlfirend wont leave me alone. She constantly calls worrying about me for unkown reasons. I dont know if its becasue she needs a good fucking because her dildo broke and shes lonely, or if she just is THAT goddamn pathetic. Either way its annoying me.

So heres the letter....Your thoughts?

Okay you pasty little bitch! I’m getting tired of this constant runaround that you are giving me about my “sinful” habits. This lame and constant fuckaround must end now. The weak and desperate feelings that you share for me are not ones that I have for you…and even I COULD have them, your memory has been erased by substances you will never know or understand.

Your day is full of nothing but wondering about me, but I give you as much thought and consideration as I do the crack heads who live under the bypass in cardboard boxes. No one needs anymore of your puritanical sermons based on my lifestyle choices! If this is what your day is you should leave teaching and join the White House Sr. Staff, the Bush administration is going to need a new hatchet-man very soon!

You are merely a goddamned bystander watching traffic go by in MY fast lane, staying in the safety of the sidewalk, which will always bring certain doom. You are a like a kid with a paper route who constantly bitches about having no money, no friends & no papers left to deliver content to focus on nothing but your own tits. Or are you more like those people who like porn and masturbate to james bond movies because they don’t like to admit that there is anything else out there…or do you even KNOW that there is anything else out there? I suppose it doesn’t matter, a vermin is a vermin even if it smade of lead and has no eyes, right?

Shit on this…I’m done, I suppose the only advice I can give you is curl into the fetal position with a diet coke and the TV remote and wait for the rapture. The only thing you wont have is fun…

That’s it for me…my daily outburst. I hope you have a good semester in college, I doubt well ever see each other again, as I have a hard time repressing the urge to chop your hands off so you cant call me on that dammed cell phone…

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there is is, in all of its....whatever....
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Old 16 Jul 2005, 07:10 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I suppose the only advice I can give you is curl into the fetal position with a diet coke and the TV remote and wait for the rapture.
I partically like that part of the letter....

You're not going to e-mail this? E-mail seems so impersonal...

Pen on Paper gives the reader you've gone that extra effort, Especially if its written in the Blood of a endangered Animal...
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Old 16 Jul 2005, 08:11 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Well...that should get the job done. Poor girl.
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You pasty little bitch! I’m getting tired of this constant runaround that you are giving me about my “sinful” habits. This lame and constant fuckaround must end now. The weak and desperate feelings that you have for me are not ones that I have for you…and even if I COULD have them, my memory of you has been erased by substances you will never know or understand.

Your day is full of nothing but wondering about me, however I give you as much thought and consideration as I do the crack heads who live under the bypass in cardboard boxes. No one needs anymore of your puritanical sermons based on my lifestyle choices! If this is what your day is, you should leave teaching and join the White House Sr. Staff, the Bush administration is going to need a new hatchet-man very soon!

You are merely a goddamned bystander watching traffic go by in MY fast lane, staying in the safety of the sidewalk, which will always bring certain doom. You are like a kid with a paper route who constantly bitches about having no money, no friends & no papers left to deliver content to focus on nothing but your own tits. Or are you more like those people who like porn and masturbate to james bond movies because they don’t like to admit that there is anything else out there…or do you even KNOW that there is anything else out there? I suppose it doesn’t matter, a vermin is a vermin even if it smade of lead and has no eyes, right?

Shit on this…I’m done, I suppose the only advice I can give you is curl into the fetal position with a diet coke and the TV remote and wait for the rapture. The only thing you wont have is fun…

That’s it for me…my daily outburst. I hope you have a good semester in college, I doubt we'll ever see each other again, as I have a hard time repressing the urge to chop your hands off so you cant call me on that dammed cell phone…

Ok-
I tried to proof read it....however so much wrong....


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Old 17 Jul 2005, 12:35 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I tried to proof read it....however so much wrong....

I dont understand...
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Old 17 Jul 2005, 01:31 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I liked it. It gets the point accross quite nicely with absolutely no room for misinterpetation.

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