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Old 14 Jul 2005, 06:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I was in my folks John today, and noticed the place looked like a library. Magazines all over the place, is that what the word's come to? The only time we ever read is when we grunt out a turd? Just take a crap, grab a book, turn off the idiot box (good TV is dead), and read. The toilet is not a library

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Old 14 Jul 2005, 06:31 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I get bored easily in the bathroom, so I either read the back of every hair product within reach or take my cell phone and play games.

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Old 14 Jul 2005, 06:37 PM   #3 (permalink)
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sometimes i do, but its normally a pretty quick process for me so i dont get much read.
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Old 14 Jul 2005, 06:49 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I'm like Soda and I read labels and stuff while I'm on the can.

-Shampoo
-Conditioner
-Facewash
-Toothpaste
-Douches
-Cynthia's Glamour/Cosmo magazines


Yeah, I don't do it all the time, but sometimes my turds don't wanna come out, soI just keep myself occupied until they're ready
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Usually I read the articles where they interview couples about their sex life and such
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I put a small bookshelf up in my shitter. It's one of the few places in my home where there is usually peace and quiet. Of course it's only the smaller books in there. Anything over 300 pages has to go in one of the four other designated bookcases in my house. I've got so friggin many books it's ridiculous.

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i never bother. to be honest the shitter is normally the last place I want to spend any time. But i know it doesnt run in the family, my brother takes enough reading material for at least half an hour....i cant fathom why you would sit on the shitter long enough for it to make a ring mark on your arse
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I shit and I get out. Going to the bathroom never is more then a 2-4 minute process for me...not really much for me to read in that little of time.
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A good shit in the morning reading the newspaper is almost better than sex.
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I shit and I get out. Going to the bathroom never is more then a 2-4 minute process for me...not really much for me to read in that little of time.
same here. The only time it takes awhile is when I'm clogged up in the ass. In which case I occupy myself by trying to push the shit out so I really don't have to read anything.
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I never read in the John. I try my best to be in and out as fast as possible. Reading just delays me.
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I don't read on the toilet. Never have.
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I've never read in the bathroom...I'm too preoccupied, like BM.
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