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Old 14 Jul 2005, 04:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Zimbabwe court jails man over "female athlete" scam



HARARE, July 14 (Reuters) - A Zimbabwean court has jailed a man masquerading as a female athlete for three-and-a-half years, court officials said on Thursday.

Samukeliso Sithole -- a triple jumper and runner who competed as a woman at several international sports events -- was convicted on charges of impersonation and offending the dignity of a woman athlete who undressed in his presence, unaware he was a man.

"He was sentenced to four-years imprisonment, but six months were suspended. Effectively he will serve three-and-a-half years," said a court official in Kwekwe, central Zimbabwe, where the case was heard.

Sithole won a gold medal at a regional tournament in Botswana in June last year and won five medals at a youth championship in Mauritius. He also competed in javelin and shot-put competitions.

Sithole told the court at his first appearance that he had both female and male organs and that he lived as a woman after consulting a traditional healer. A medical examination showed that he was a man.


Well, If he think she is a woman he'll love the sausage this kid has for him.



Who is your favorite Female Athlete.

Mine is Danika Patrik................ oooooooohhhhhh yyyyyyeeeeaaahhhh
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