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Old 06 Jul 2005, 07:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Brandy , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Brandy , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Brandy , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Brandy , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Brandy , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Brandy , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Brandy , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Brandy , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Brandy , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Brandy , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Brandy , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.
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during sex!!!


Has anyone ever thought of something off the fucking wall, while having a great bang session.


The other day it was so hot, and we were working so hard, I couldn't help it. I wanted a freeze pop so bad.

Didn't get one.
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Old 06 Jul 2005, 07:45 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Nothing...I'm pretty empty minded.
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Old 06 Jul 2005, 07:51 PM   #3 (permalink)
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One time I was hitting it with this chick and we were both tripping on some really good acid. I looked out the window and the trees in the background were moving with the coolest rhythm. All I could think of was keeping that exact rhythm.

A couple of times I faltered, but for the most part I held the rhythm pretty well and the trees were actually providing some cool visuals when I looked down and for the first time in what had to be at least ten minutes at that point...I was like, "Whoa...I'm fuckin' someone here."

I wouldn't really call that a 'thought,' but I thought it bore repeating that once I forgot I was having sex with a woman in the middle of the act.



Late.
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Old 06 Jul 2005, 07:56 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I was fucking this broad on a diving board one time, and all I could think of was playing poker...to this day I still wonder why...she was hot, and moaning like crazy, but in my mind all I could see was the final table at the WSOP
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Old 06 Jul 2005, 08:22 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Brandy , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Brandy , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Brandy , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Brandy , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Brandy , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Brandy , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Brandy , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Brandy , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Brandy , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Brandy , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Brandy , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.
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One time I was hitting it with this chick and we were both tripping on some really good acid. I looked out the window and the trees in the background were moving with the coolest rhythm. All I could think of was keeping that exact rhythm.

A couple of times I faltered, but for the most part I held the rhythm pretty well and the trees were actually providing some cool visuals when I looked down and for the first time in what had to be at least ten minutes at that point...I was like, "Whoa...I'm fuckin' someone here."

I wouldn't really call that a 'thought,' but I thought it bore repeating that once I forgot I was having sex with a woman in the middle of the act.
I thought that was funny, definately worth repeating.
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Old 06 Jul 2005, 09:25 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I once thought of........oh wait.
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Old 06 Jul 2005, 09:39 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I've tried to think of other 'non-stimulating' things so that I can keep from bustin my nut


These things include:

Baseball
Football
What might be on TV
Shakir...oh wait, she's very stimulating
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I'm usually planning my escape route and excuse....

goin thru the checklist
-Does she know my name?
-Do I know her name?
-Do I care?
-Is she gonna expect me to cuddle?
-Do I realy need to give her my number?
-What phone number should I leave for her?
-Pants, and shoes are together
-I left all the important shit in the car, right?
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Old 06 Jul 2005, 10:21 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I think of my beautiful wife and how much work it took me to actually get her to make love to me even though she is unbelievably prgnant and never in the mood anymore.
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I think about "i wonder what position we can do next".
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I think of my beautiful wife and how much work it took me to actually get her to make love to me even though she is unbelievably prgnant and never in the mood anymore.
I'm sorry hunny. It's very hard to feel sexy when you have a frickin 50 inch belly and leaky boobs.
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I usually think of girls that I haven't had sex with but want to....
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I've tried to think of other 'non-stimulating' things so that I can keep from bustin my nut


These things include:

Baseball
Football
What might be on TV
Shakir...oh wait, she's very stimulating
I hear ya man, I've done that before too, and the funny this is when I ask anyone else who has tried the same thing, Baseball is always the first thing they say.
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I hear ya man, I've done that before too, and the funny this is when I ask anyone else who has tried the same thing, Baseball is always the first thing they say.
nothing is less exciting than baseball
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nothing is less exciting than baseball
Even water polo?
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