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Old 24 Jun 2005, 03:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ever wonder if a pedophile reads the back of a milk carton while having breakfast in the morning and well let's not go there.....

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Old 24 Jun 2005, 03:46 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Last time I shared one of those I kinda freaked Dade out, so I'll see what comes up and if there's anything lower on the morality scale than mine, I'll let you know.

Although once at a coffee shop when I was 17, I explained the (ahem) virtues of selling virginal 12 year old girls to rich Korean Pedophiles and made such a good case that when I was done yapping, the guys I was sitting with were just nodding silently. Then I pointed to a woman in the smoking section with her two young daughters and said..."See that?? That's a million dollars, right there."

Yep...Goin' to hell...straight to hell...will not pass Go...will not collect $200...

Late.
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Old 24 Jun 2005, 03:55 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Last time I shared one of those I kinda freaked Dade out, so I'll see what comes up and if there's anything lower on the morality scale than mine, I'll let you know.

Although once at a coffee shop when I was 17, I explained the (ahem) virtues of selling virginal 12 year old girls to rich Korean Pedophiles and made such a good case that when I was done yapping, the guys I was sitting with were just nodding silently. Then I pointed to a woman in the smoking section with her two young daughters and said..."See that?? That's a million dollars, right there."

Yep...Goin' to hell...straight to hell...will not pass Go...will not collect $200...

Late.
LMFAO that was fucking awesome.I would of payed to see the expression on those people's faces.
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My one friend was whining and bitching about this guy we know one night. So when I got sick of listening to his mouth run I told him he should have the guy killed and explained how it could easily be done. At the time I was working with a few drug dealers and one knew crack heads that would do anything...and I mean ANYTHING for $100. I told him to get me the money and I'd get a crackhead hired to rob the guy at gun point one night while he was delivering pizzas...and make sure the guy didn't live to tell the story.

There was silence for no less then 20 minutes...and lets just say none of my friends have fucked with me since that day.

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LMFAO that was fucking awesome.I would of payed to see the expression on those people's faces.
Best description: They were looking down at the table, nodding slowly. Their eyes were alert, but the lids were down a little farther than normal...as if they'd just listened to someone speaking at length about something. One had a slight smirk on his face...like he was hoping to God that what I'd just said was one big joke.

Late.
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My friend got pregnant and everyone was sitting around talking about the options she had...Finally I spoke up and said..."Fuck, I'll giv you an abortion...We'll get you drunk and then I'll suck that little bastard out with a shop-vac"

Half the people laughed, the others just kinda sat there...then we started on a conversation about abortion, with me advocating the DIY model. It ended up much the same as Glue, at the end, people just kind of sat there....
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I think he meant about the woman and her 2 kids.
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