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Old 17 Jun 2005, 02:27 AM   #1 (permalink)
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...and this kid, who was about 17 I would say, comes up and wants to try on some shoes. He picks one up off the wall and asks for it in like a size 10 I think. I get it for him and he tries it on. A few minutes later I ask him if it's gonna work or not. His exact reply was, "Yeah, I just gotta wait for my peoples." I was like, "Oh ok, cool." So when he says his 'peoples', I thought a group of friends was gonna come in. Well he got up and left and came back about 10 minutes later to get the shoes. His 'peoples' were with him, and it turns out to be his mom LMFAO.



So when was the last time someone intentionally gave off a fake impression to make themsleves seem 'cooler'?
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I knew this guy once....he tried to tell everybody he was some kind of bartender, personal trainer guy....turns out he was like 4 foot 3 and shaped like a pear....
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I knew this guy once....he tried to tell everybody he was some kind of bartender, personal trainer guy....turns out he was like 4 foot 3 and shaped like a pear....


That one... yeah...
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I knew this guy once....he tried to tell everybody he was some kind of bartender, personal trainer guy....turns out he was like 4 foot 3 and shaped like a pear....

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...and this kid, who was about 17 I would say, comes up and wants to try on some shoes. He picks one up off the wall and asks for it in like a size 10 I think. I get it for him and he tries it on. A few minutes later I ask him if it's gonna work or not. His exact reply was, "Yeah, I just gotta wait for my peoples." I was like, "Oh ok, cool." So when he says his 'peoples', I thought a group of friends was gonna come in. Well he got up and left and came back about 10 minutes later to get the shoes. His 'peoples' were with him, and it turns out to be his mom LMFAO.



So when was the last time someone intentionally gave off a fake impression to make themsleves seem 'cooler'?
Kid sounds like a wigger to me.. actually he reminds me of this one kid in my school who likes to think he's a tough gangsta, I call him C-Unit because his name's CJ and he's a freakin 50 Cent wannabe.
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Damn...you took my answer.

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Kid sounds like a wigger to me.. actually he reminds me of this one kid in my school who likes to think he's a tough gangsta, I call him C-Unit because his name's CJ and he's a freakin 50 Cent wannabe.
Call him "Small-Unit" for a while. Watch that bitch cry and tell the teacher.
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Kid sounds like a wigger to me.. actually he reminds me of this one kid in my school who likes to think he's a tough gangsta, I call him C-Unit because his name's CJ and he's a freakin 50 Cent wannabe.

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I have a skinny indian kid in here at the moment strutting around like a peacock and telling me to call him G-unit...............like I have a fucking clue who thats supposed to be????

I imagine hes trying to act like someone important!!!
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I have a skinny indian kid in here at the moment strutting around like a peacock and telling me to call him G-unit...............like I have a fucking clue who thats supposed to be????

I imagine hes trying to act like someone important!!!
important is not the word I'd use
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you better tell me who he is.........cause im still drawing a blank.

wait ill do an internet search for him
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ah fuck. that retard.

i didnt think my opinion of this skinny retard could get any lower.............yet again life surprises me
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