ProWrestling Fans WWE TNA Forum

Go Back   ProWrestling Fans WWE TNA Forum > Non-Wrestling > Off-Topic

Off-Topic Come here to talk about anything that is off-topic.

Only In San Francisco...
Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 02 Jun 2005, 12:28 AM   #1 (permalink)
A-Boooooooo~!
 
Trevelbond's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 15,038
Rep Power: 2832
Trevelbond is Paul R Nelson.Trevelbond is Paul R Nelson.Trevelbond is Paul R Nelson.Trevelbond is Paul R Nelson.Trevelbond is Paul R Nelson.Trevelbond is Paul R Nelson.Trevelbond is Paul R Nelson.Trevelbond is Paul R Nelson.Trevelbond is Paul R Nelson.Trevelbond is Paul R Nelson.Trevelbond is Paul R Nelson.
Send a message via MSN to Trevelbond
ugh Only In San Francisco...

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/06...r_snake_event/

Quote:
SF hosts 'Masturbate-a-thon'
By Lester Haines
Published Wednesday 1st June 2005 15:50 GMT

Those readers who like their Reg stories with a firm IT angle would do well to look away now. On the other hand, those readers who like their stories with a something-firm-in-in-hand angle will doubtless be delighted that US capital of libertines, degenerates and homosexualists San Fran last week hosted the city's "Masturbate-a-thon" - an event designed to celebrate all that is good and wholesome in the five-knuckle shuffle.

According to a Yahoo! report (and yes, we've asked ourselves if they haven't got anything better to do down at Yahoo! - like cracking one off - instead of wasting everyone's time with these tiresome masturbation stories), the event was organised to "help raise funds for the Center for Sex and Culture, and, according to its organizer, provide an outlet for safe sex for those who enjoy pleasuring themselves in a semi-public setting".

Jesus. No wonder Middle America is as we speak loading its semi-automatic rifle and flicking through the Bible for the bit where it says: "Ye verily, the Lord did smite down those who indulged in the trouser-snake monosamba."

Even Center for Sex and Culture supremo, Carol Queen [sic], admitted that the topic of masturbation is for many "off limits", explaining: "Even people who are sexually frisky... might have the bias that many Americans do, that it's second-best sex, that it's something you do if you can't figure something else out."

Second-best sex? Tell that to a Linux programmer who's got a slice of pizza in one hand, his hideously empurpled member in the other and a Natalie Portman tribute website firmly plastered across Firefox...

Tasty. Back in SF, meanwhile, we are informed that: "One New York man arrived shortly after 5 p.m. seeking to break the endurance six-and-a-half hour record set at last year's event." Good effort - better even than guitar-strumming ecowarrior Sting and his reported seventy-three days shagging his wife without suffering an orgasm as a result of his Tantric sex black-belt status. Mind you, the SF wankers are allowed a five-minute break every hour, which is more than enough time to prevent a premature ejection from the competition by focussing on filling in tax returns and the mother-in-law*.

Interestingly, last year's female marathon winner, the deliciously-named Norine Dworkin, described the long-distance frottorama as "about as pleasurable as rubbing an elbow". Suggestion: stay at home and find something else to occupy six-and-a-half hours... Like watching Natalie Portman in The Phantom Menace. Now if you'll excuse me... <unzip>
I hate this town. Socialists, Fags, and Freaks.

Granola... fruits, flakes, nuts.

-Trevelbond-
Trevelbond is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02 Jun 2005, 12:35 AM   #2 (permalink)
Dewsaw.com live NBA
 
G O D's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Heaven
Posts: 9,414
Rep Power: 1270
G O D is Jeff Goldblum's first spoken line on film.G O D is Jeff Goldblum's first spoken line on film.G O D is Jeff Goldblum's first spoken line on film.G O D is Jeff Goldblum's first spoken line on film.G O D is Jeff Goldblum's first spoken line on film.G O D is Jeff Goldblum's first spoken line on film.G O D is Jeff Goldblum's first spoken line on film.G O D is Jeff Goldblum's first spoken line on film.G O D is Jeff Goldblum's first spoken line on film.G O D is Jeff Goldblum's first spoken line on film.G O D is Jeff Goldblum's first spoken line on film.
Send a message via MSN to G O D Send a message via Yahoo to G O D
Default

LOL six and a half hours of choking the chicken......good practice for the contestants to get ready for the arm wrestling championships I saw on espn last night
__________________


G O D is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02 Jun 2005, 01:50 AM   #3 (permalink)
Tom Hanks With-A the Aids
 
Forgotten Sin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Charlottetown, PEI
Posts: 22,635
Rep Power: 726
Forgotten Sin is a STICKForgotten Sin is a STICKForgotten Sin is a STICKForgotten Sin is a STICKForgotten Sin is a STICKForgotten Sin is a STICKForgotten Sin is a STICKForgotten Sin is a STICKForgotten Sin is a STICKForgotten Sin is a STICKForgotten Sin is a STICK
Send a message via MSN to Forgotten Sin
Default

6 Hours? Jeez, i don't think i could handle shit like that. Then again, i don't participate in large events.
__________________




Forgotten Sin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02 Jun 2005, 08:48 AM   #4 (permalink)
I hate people
 
Toof's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 14,665
Rep Power: 140
Toof , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Toof , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Toof , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Toof , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Toof , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Toof , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Toof , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Toof , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Toof , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Toof , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Toof , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.
Send a message via AIM to Toof Send a message via MSN to Toof Send a message via Yahoo to Toof
Default

Quote:
Second-best sex? Tell that to a Linux programmer who's got a slice of pizza in one hand, his hideously empurpled member in the other and a Natalie Portman tribute website firmly plastered across Firefox...
ROTFLMFAO

Classic!

BTW isn't this like the fourth time they make this?
Toof is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02 Jun 2005, 11:31 AM   #5 (permalink)
Sam
Property of the U.S. Gov.
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Ft. Lauderdale
Posts: 12,761
Rep Power: 919
Sam is a god damn rich cunt.Sam is a god damn rich cunt.Sam is a god damn rich cunt.Sam is a god damn rich cunt.Sam is a god damn rich cunt.Sam is a god damn rich cunt.Sam is a god damn rich cunt.Sam is a god damn rich cunt.Sam is a god damn rich cunt.Sam is a god damn rich cunt.Sam is a god damn rich cunt.
Send a message via AIM to Sam Send a message via MSN to Sam Send a message via Yahoo to Sam
Default

I was so close too. Those five minute breaks helped me out a lot though.
__________________
Sam is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02 Jun 2005, 02:03 PM   #6 (permalink)
Heavyweight
 
Spear's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Taylorville, IL
Posts: 11,017
Rep Power: 2502
Spear should cut his own throat and bleed to death.Spear should cut his own throat and bleed to death.Spear should cut his own throat and bleed to death.Spear should cut his own throat and bleed to death.Spear should cut his own throat and bleed to death.Spear should cut his own throat and bleed to death.Spear should cut his own throat and bleed to death.Spear should cut his own throat and bleed to death.Spear should cut his own throat and bleed to death.Spear should cut his own throat and bleed to death.Spear should cut his own throat and bleed to death.
Send a message via MSN to Spear Send a message via Yahoo to Spear
Default

I say we blow up San Fran, and move the niners somewhere else.
__________________
Spear is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02 Jun 2005, 02:06 PM   #7 (permalink)
Banned By Administrators
 
BOSTON's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: AZ
Posts: 10,294
Rep Power: 0
BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.
Default

They do that every year and I think for that last 3 years I have seen almost that same exact post in OT....
BOSTON is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02 Jun 2005, 02:11 PM   #8 (permalink)
Tumbleweed
 
xer0's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 8,546
Rep Power: 3667
xer0 : Cocksucker.xer0 : Cocksucker.xer0 : Cocksucker.xer0 : Cocksucker.xer0 : Cocksucker.xer0 : Cocksucker.xer0 : Cocksucker.xer0 : Cocksucker.xer0 : Cocksucker.xer0 : Cocksucker.xer0 : Cocksucker.
Default

Six and a half hours? My dick would be raw after that.
xer0 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02 Jun 2005, 02:18 PM   #9 (permalink)
Banned By Administrators
 
BOSTON's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: AZ
Posts: 10,294
Rep Power: 0
BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.
Question

Quote:
Originally Posted by Trevelbond
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/06...r_snake_event/



I hate this town. Socialists, Fags, and Freaks.

Granola... fruits, flakes, nuts.

-Trevelbond-
Bush supporter I assume?
BOSTON is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02 Jun 2005, 02:20 PM   #10 (permalink)
CK
Spin Doctor
 
CK's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: oHIo
Posts: 17,758
Rep Power: 5407
CK You want to be like DCCK You want to be like DCCK You want to be like DCCK You want to be like DCCK You want to be like DCCK You want to be like DCCK You want to be like DCCK You want to be like DCCK You want to be like DCCK You want to be like DCCK You want to be like DC
Send a message via AIM to CK
Default

Six and a half hours....good god....you might start a fire with that much friction.
__________________


CK is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02 Jun 2005, 02:40 PM   #11 (permalink)
Moderator Of Good & Evil
 
The Wanderer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Walking upon high, as I step to the edge to see my world below..
Posts: 6,507
Rep Power: 150
The Wanderer , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.The Wanderer , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.The Wanderer , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.The Wanderer , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.The Wanderer , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.The Wanderer , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.The Wanderer , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.The Wanderer , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.The Wanderer , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.The Wanderer , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.The Wanderer , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Trevelbond

I hate this town. Socialists, Fags, and Freaks.

Granola... fruits, flakes, nuts.

-Trevelbond-
If you hate it so much, why still live there?
__________________
The Wanderer is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02 Jun 2005, 02:42 PM   #12 (permalink)
Banned By Administrators
 
BOSTON's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: AZ
Posts: 10,294
Rep Power: 0
BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Wanderer
If you hate it so much, why still live there?
No shit after hating Massachusetts so much after 20 years I took off and moved to Arizona.
BOSTON is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02 Jun 2005, 04:25 PM   #13 (permalink)
A-Boooooooo~!
 
Trevelbond's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 15,038
Rep Power: 2832
Trevelbond is Paul R Nelson.Trevelbond is Paul R Nelson.Trevelbond is Paul R Nelson.Trevelbond is Paul R Nelson.Trevelbond is Paul R Nelson.Trevelbond is Paul R Nelson.Trevelbond is Paul R Nelson.Trevelbond is Paul R Nelson.Trevelbond is Paul R Nelson.Trevelbond is Paul R Nelson.Trevelbond is Paul R Nelson.
Send a message via MSN to Trevelbond
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob Van Dam
Bush supporter I assume?
Not really... I just have an iota of sense in my body.
Quote:
If you hate it so much, why still live there?
Five generations of my family has lived here... it's outsiders who come in and fuck things up for the normal San Franciscans.
Trevelbond is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02 Jun 2005, 04:26 PM   #14 (permalink)
Banned By Administrators
 
BOSTON's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: AZ
Posts: 10,294
Rep Power: 0
BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.BOSTON , you came here looking for SHECKS.
Default

Maybe I will take part in this event but at the privacy of my own home.....
BOSTON is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02 Jun 2005, 04:27 PM   #15 (permalink)
Sam
Property of the U.S. Gov.
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Ft. Lauderdale
Posts: 12,761
Rep Power: 919
Sam is a god damn rich cunt.Sam is a god damn rich cunt.Sam is a god damn rich cunt.Sam is a god damn rich cunt.Sam is a god damn rich cunt.Sam is a god damn rich cunt.Sam is a god damn rich cunt.Sam is a god damn rich cunt.Sam is a god damn rich cunt.Sam is a god damn rich cunt.Sam is a god damn rich cunt.
Send a message via AIM to Sam Send a message via MSN to Sam Send a message via Yahoo to Sam
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Trevelbond
Not really... I just have an iota of sense in my body.

Five generations of my family has lived here... it's outsiders who come in and fuck things up for the normal San Franciscans.
My dad and his girlfriend are going to San Fransisco this summer. Just thought I'd say that.
__________________
Sam is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Pablo francisco CK Entertainment 2 11 Sep 2007 05:54 PM
Why San Francisco is the Nation's Laughing Stock... Trevelbond Meeting Of The Minds 13 21 Jul 2005 01:12 PM
Wake Up San Francisco!!!! STICK Off-Topic 41 14 Feb 2005 08:39 PM
Francisco suspended for remainder of season... Alth Sports 0 17 Sep 2004 08:54 PM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:51 AM.

Attribution:
Powered by Yahoo Answers



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
LinkBacks Enabled by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2 © 2011, Crawlability, Inc.