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Old 31 May 2005, 03:00 AM   #1 (permalink)
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the padded bra...what the fuck is that???

I met this chick, she looked hot as hell, decent rack, nice ass....everything you could want.

I get her alone...get the ol mojo workin...I get under her shirt....and her goddam tits disappear.

Fuckin padded bra....its like a goddam optical illusion or some kind of evil magic trick.

"when I say the magic words....the tits will magically disappear."

What kinda shit is that? Why does everybody feel the need to be fake...

I don't falsely represent myself to people when I meet them. I'm myself...I may dress a little nicer than usual but I don't really do anything to alter my appearance. You meet a chick in a bar or a club...the girl has got somebody else's hair, somebody else's nails, somebody else's tits....Is there no such thing as authentic anymore?




I think I've ranted about this before, but it still bugs me.
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Old 31 May 2005, 03:08 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Stupid stupid padding Gets me everytime
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Old 31 May 2005, 03:09 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Stupid stupid padding Gets me everytime
magic tricks are supposed to be entertaining...this isn't entertaining at all
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Old 31 May 2005, 11:20 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I have a similar problem. Girls my age look as if they have big enough breasts while wearing tops and stuff, but without the tops they're all tiny! WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT!?

Must be the damn bras...
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Old 31 May 2005, 11:26 AM   #5 (permalink)
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The person who invented the padded bra is or will be rotting in hell soon.
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Old 31 May 2005, 03:55 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 31 May 2005, 05:00 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Rebel should cut his own throat and bleed to death.Rebel should cut his own throat and bleed to death.Rebel should cut his own throat and bleed to death.Rebel should cut his own throat and bleed to death.Rebel should cut his own throat and bleed to death.Rebel should cut his own throat and bleed to death.Rebel should cut his own throat and bleed to death.Rebel should cut his own throat and bleed to death.Rebel should cut his own throat and bleed to death.Rebel should cut his own throat and bleed to death.Rebel should cut his own throat and bleed to death.
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Because they want the attention that guys give...Do you think we get our hair and nails done and all dressed up for women?
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Old 31 May 2005, 05:31 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Because they want the attention that guys give...Do you think we get our hair and nails done and all dressed up for women?

Some do. *cough* lezbos *cough*
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Old 31 May 2005, 05:33 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Some do. *cough* lezbos *cough*
How do you figure?
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Old 31 May 2005, 05:37 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Well If woman get dressed up for another woman not men...
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Old 31 May 2005, 05:41 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Well If woman get dressed up for another woman not men...
I thought you were calling her that.
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