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Old 31 May 2005, 12:29 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I'm at work and my cell starts vibrating in my pocket and gives me a stiffy sort of, well I pull it out (the phone you pervs!) and it comes up as my Dad. Well, he and my step-mom are supposed to be out of town til the 2nd, so I thought maybe they got back early for whatever reason and I answer it.


STICK: Hello?
Caller: Hey man what's up? (at this point I realize it's my dickhead brother)
STICK: Nothin much, I'm at work.
DHB: Oh that sucks man. I was just callin cuz I ain't talked to ya for a minute since you got your own apartment.
STICK: (totally apathetic) Yeah, I know.
DHB: So what's up?
STICK: (totally apathetic) I'm at work, I gotta get back to work.
DHB: Oh I hope I'm not burning up your minutes.
STICK: No but I gotta get back to work.
DHB: Oh well gimme a call later. I ain't talked to ya for a minute.
STICK: Ok.
DHB: Later.
STICK: *click*


So yeah, I got off work at 6:30 and then went to see Cyn at work. I got home and then at like 7:30 my phone starts vibrating again on the pc desk. I see it's him so I don't answer. He leaves a message wanting me to call him back or whatever. I didn't because he's a worthless piece of shit, and I don't wanna talk to his sorry ass.



So who was the last person to call you, that you didn't want to talk to, or you didn't call back?
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Old 31 May 2005, 12:38 AM   #2 (permalink)
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My annoying 11 year old cousin.

Hey man, I know how it is dealing with dickhead family members. I had just about that same phone call with my dad 4 or 5 times awhile ago.
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Old 31 May 2005, 12:39 AM   #3 (permalink)
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So lemme get this straight....your dad gave you a stiffy?

I keep getting calls from the auto dealer who wouldn't approve my loan The fucker needs to stop callin unless he wants to say "Hey, we were wrong....take the car"
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Yeah, some family members can be a bitch to talk to on the phone. The worse for me is probably my grandma. She always wants me to be a perfect kid who's the greatest at everything. So yeah, most of my talks with her involve me making up a whole lotta shit about how successful my life is. There's no way that I'm gonna tell her that I'm going to summer school this year.
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So lemme get this straight....your dad gave you a stiffy?
I was trying to say I got it from the phone vibrating, ass. Besides, I didn't even get a stiffy. That was a freakin joke
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I was trying to say I got it from the phone vibrating, ass. Besides, I didn't even get a stiffy. That was a freakin joke
poor Sticky....I was teasin ya buddy

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The following list is the collective reason why I do not have a phone...

My Boss
His Boss
My Mom
My Grandmother
My Uncle
My Aunt
SBC's Billing and Customer Service Departments


...there's many more people I'd rather not have easy access to me too...I'm just too damn tired and don't really give enough of a fuck to think of who they are. I use a VoIP provider for outgoing phone calls only that way no one can call me but if I need to make a call I can. Only thing that sucks about that is it has caused my mom to just start dropping by the house whenever she wants.

Opening the door and seeing her there is much like opening the door and seeing a flaming bag of shit.
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I don't talk on the phone. I take care of all my buisness personal like.

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This kid Adam calls me every single day and I hate him. It's funny, I had an extra ticket to the VR concert, so I invited him for some reason because he was the only person that could go on a Wednesday night. I finally found someone else to go so I called him up and I'm like "Hey Adam, the concert got cancelled because Scott Weiland lost his voice... sorry."

The next day, I get out of school and I see I have 13 new voice messages.

"Hey Sam, it's Adam... I just heard on the radio that the concert is on."
"Hey Sam, it's Adam... the singer didn't lose his voice."
"Hey Sam, it's Adam... I'm calling to tell you that there is a concert tonight."
"Hey Sam, it's Adam... I wanna know why you made up that bullshit excuse."

So, the kid keeps calling me after that... literally, non-stop. I didn't want to answer the phone because he's gay and I knew he would start begging me. I didn't want to turn off my phone either because I don't like to turn off my cell, because I'm afraid I might miss a call from someone I actually like talking to. He didn't stop calling though. So I just answered the phone and I was just like "Adam! Stop fucking calling me you stupid cunt! I'm not taking you to the fucking concert and I'm not fucking talking to you! Leave me the fuck alone!"

He didn't stop calling after that.
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This kid Adam calls me every single day and I hate him. It's funny, I had an extra ticket to the VR concert, so I invited him for some reason because he was the only person that could go on a Wednesday night. I finally found someone else to go so I called him up and I'm like "Hey Adam, the concert got cancelled because Scott Weiland lost his voice... sorry."

The next day, I get out of school and I see I have 13 new voice messages.

"Hey Sam, it's Adam... I just heard on the radio that the concert is on."
"Hey Sam, it's Adam... the singer didn't lose his voice."
"Hey Sam, it's Adam... I'm calling to tell you that there is a concert tonight."
"Hey Sam, it's Adam... I wanna know why you made up that bullshit excuse."

So, the kid keeps calling me after that... literally, non-stop. I didn't want to answer the phone because he's gay and I knew he would start begging me. I didn't want to turn off my phone either because I don't like to turn off my cell, because I'm afraid I might miss a call from someone I actually like talking to. He didn't stop calling though. So I just answered the phone and I was just like "Adam! Stop fucking calling me you stupid cunt! I'm not taking you to the fucking concert and I'm not fucking talking to you! Leave me the fuck alone!"

He didn't stop calling after that.
So he's still calling you this very moment in time?
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my sister, not that i dont mind talking to her, but she just wants to talk forever, im a get on and get off quick phone person.


so Stick, sounds like your bro was trying to be cool for once, give him a call, maybe things can get better.
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So he's still calling you this very moment in time?
He actually called me a few minutes ago.
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I bet your Brother is gonna be like, "Hey man I need 5 grand for bail and a place to crash."

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