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Old 28 May 2005, 01:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Here's another scientific story that just sends shivers up and down my spine. It's federally-funded, of course, so it must be real.

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While none of the boys showed clear malformation or disease, in the 25% of mothers with the highest levels of phthalate exposure, the odds were 10 times higher that their sons would have a shorter than expected distance between the anus and the base of the *****. This so-called AGD measurement is a sensitive indicator of impacts on their reproductive system.
These perverts are running around measuring the "'taint" on infant boys and drawing conculsions about the size of their wangers when they are grown? And my tax dollars are paying for THAT?

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"It's way premature to have concern," says Marian Stanley, who manages the Phthalate Esters Panel of the American Chemistry Council in Arlington, Va. "More study is needed."
Of COURSE "more study is needed." That means more tax dollars to fund the research, so these "scientists" can measure more taints and come up with more disturbing results, which leads to more research, more tax dollars, etc, etc. I don't know whether to laugh or to cry when I read stories such as this one.

My mother wore make-up when she was pregnant with me. The last time I saw my dick, it looked just fine to me. I never measured my taint, but I am certain that I'll make some woman very happy some day whenever I settle down.

But what do I know? I'm not a "scientist."

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Old 28 May 2005, 04:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
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What...the...fuck...?

What difference does it make if your 'taint' is slightly shorter than usual.

And who the fuck measures these? Catholic priests?
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Old 28 May 2005, 04:29 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Jesus fucking Christ. If only people knew what they were paying their taxes for.
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Old 28 May 2005, 05:50 PM   #5 (permalink)
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um......yeah...................................... .next topic.
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Old 28 May 2005, 11:17 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Jesus fucking Christ. If only people knew what they were paying their taxes for.
Full democratic elections to pick the people who spend this money. I'd just as soon keep most of the money and not have this stuff done. Who the hell thought of this?
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