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Old 27 May 2005, 09:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A three-year-old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.

"Mommy ," he asked, "Are these my brains?"

Mother answered, "Not yet, dear."

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Old 27 May 2005, 09:54 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Any joke I can think of would offend mexicans. So i'll abstain.

Thank you word of the day toilet paper.

Abstain...abstain...abstain.
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Old 27 May 2005, 09:56 PM   #3 (permalink)
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An Italian guy, an Irish guy, and a Polish guy are sitting on-top of a building their constructing. Well there sitting together for lunch, and the Italian guy opens up his lunchbox and goes, "If I get Pasta one more time I'm going to jump off this building!". The Irish guy opens up his lunchbox and goes, "If I get Cornbeef one more time i'm going to jump off this building!". Well the Polish guy opens up his lunchbox and goes, "If I get Sausage one more time i'm going to jump off this building!".

Well the next day they are sitting on the same spot eating lunch again. The Italian guy opens up his lunchbox and says, "Good, Pizza, now I don't have to jump off this building.". The Irish guy opens up his lunchbox and goes, "Good, Blood Sausage, now I don't have to jump off this building.". Well the Polish guy opens up his lunchbox, and sure enough, sees Sausage. Keeping his promise, he jumps off the building to his death.

The Italian guy starts laughing. The Irishman, horrified, looks to the Italian guy and goes, "Why are you laughing? That man just killed himself!". The Italian looks at the Irishman and says, "He packs his own lunch.".
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Old 27 May 2005, 10:04 PM   #4 (permalink)
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By year, I believe Trev meant this year.
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Old 28 May 2005, 05:51 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Old 28 May 2005, 02:45 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Because you touch yourself at night.
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Old 28 May 2005, 03:25 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 28 May 2005, 04:19 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 28 May 2005, 06:09 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Sam, Drew, and Joey are driving along one day when they get in a car crash, die, and go to heaven. At the gate, St. Peter (or whoever it is) stops them and says, "You all lead a good life, so you may enter. But if you have even one impure thought, your wings will drop off and you'll drop straight to hell. And so you know, everybody is naked in Heaven." Sam, Drew, and Joey agree to the rules and pass through the gate and enter into heaven.

So the guys are walking along, and they see a model walk by. Sam's wings drop off and he falls to Hell.

Drew and Joey make fun of Sam some then continue walking, when Drew sees a quarter on the ground. As he bends over to pick it up, Joey's wings fall off and he drops to Hell.

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I haven't tought of this joke in a while, so the presentation is a little off. But this joke is great because you plug in your buddies names (or enemies) when you tell it to them.

I first heard it from a teacher on a school trip. Mr. Bittick was always cool like that.
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Old 29 May 2005, 07:50 PM   #11 (permalink)
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What the fuck are you talking about? Dan Marino is the second best, if not the best quarterback to ever play in the NFL.
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Old 29 May 2005, 10:09 PM   #12 (permalink)
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^^^dumbfuck

But really, I just had to do it.
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What the fuck are you talking about? Dan Marino is the second best, if not the best quarterback to ever play in the NFL.
You're acting as if you're actually standing next to the man Sam
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But really, I just had to do it.
You know you'd do me if you were a girl.
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No I wouldn't. I would go lesbian anyway. I would like girls, even if I was a chick.
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