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Old 25 May 2005, 02:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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All the fourth years in my school are getting some sex talk next Wednesday. As we're 15, it's a bit late since a lot of people are already sleeping around (or so they say).

Anyway, in RE they were 'preparing' us for it, and they handed us out these sheets saying "For your parents" with the question "What qualities would you like in a boyfriend/girlfriend for your son/daughter?"!

I just handed it to my mum. Those were some odd looks.

I introduced it as "this ridiculously uncomfortable sheet" and scurried away before being questioned any further.

I'll end up with a perfect Christian girl from the 1940s.

So, what was your sex education? Ever get a talk from your parents? Was it uncomfortable?

De-ja-vu warning: I seem to recall me making a similar thread a long time ago, but answer anyway.
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Old 25 May 2005, 02:36 PM   #2 (permalink)
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My Sex education courses were porn..... Thank you.
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Old 25 May 2005, 02:49 PM   #3 (permalink)
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We had Sex Ed in middle school...but I slept through it. Everything I needed to know the wonderful world of internet porn had already taught me.

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by the time my school tried to teach that stuff, Cinemax had already beat them to it.

back then I appreciated softcore porn so much more
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I now know what the vulva is. I don't care what the vulva is. I did not need to know what the vulva is. I know that semen gets women pregnent and that the ***** goes into the vagina. That's my sex ed right there. Porn teaches me the rest.
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We had some sex ed in school. And I never had the talk from my parents. I am glad I didn't, that would be highly embrassing.
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Old 25 May 2005, 06:31 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I had sex ed in like 6th grade. The talk I had with my mother consisted of her showing me a book on "becoming a woman" then showing me where her stash of condoms were. And that was it. I don't even remember the talk with my dad because I was too busy dying of embarrassment.
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My sex ed was "accidently" walking in on my babysitters changing....
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My friends told me what went on and I never got the talk. Me and my folks had an unspoken agreement about what I knew.
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We had some sex ed in school. And I never had the talk from my parents. I am glad I didn't, that would be highly embrassing.


Trust me it was. It took me a good three months to get over it.
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Last semester I had sex education. Done with it yesterday (yay no more school!). Yeah it was all stupid and the dumbfuck teacher gave us a bunch of shitty handouts on who to day, what to do on the date, and setting boundaries. One sheet on actual *****/vagina stuff. Meh...
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I never had the talk, but I did have Spice TV when I was in 4th grade.
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we had the regular 6th grade sex ed. class, but who really learns from that anyway. other than that, i guess porn, no parental education.
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Oh yeah....I refuse to have the talk because I know enough.

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I had sex ed in like 6th grade. The talk I had with my mother consisted of her showing me a book on "becoming a woman" then showing me where her stash of condoms were. And that was it. I don't even remember the talk with my dad because I was too busy dying of embarrassment.
How does showing you were her condom stash was help you?

That's more disturbing than helpful...
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