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Old 25 May 2005, 12:32 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Man, these chicks been pissin me off.

I'm a simple guy....I want Football , Beer , and Sex ....not necessarily in that order.
You tell me how you want me to behave, I'll do it....I ain't proud. You give me sex, I'll be nice to your parents. You bring me beer, I'll turn down the TV. You let me watch the game in peace and I will endure whatever craptacular movie chick flick you feel like watching.

We can get along....you just need to make the rules clear. Don't change them in the middle of the game. It makes shit confusing and it leaves me single.

This abrieviated rant is brought to you by bitterness and being single....again.


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Old 25 May 2005, 12:50 AM   #2 (permalink)
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That sucks

Women can be fickle as hell sometimes and not know what they want, but expect you to know. I guess it all just comes down to compromising once both parties figure out what each other wants
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That sucks

Women can be fickle as hell sometimes and not know what they want, but expect you to know. I guess it all just comes down to compromising once both parties figure out what each other wants
I've lost more than one girlfriend because " I don't sepnd enough time with them"
Which might be true....however if I don't work as much as I do I can't give them nice things like I feel they deserve.

C'mon ladies be honest...would you rather have nice things or spend more time with me?
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Old 25 May 2005, 12:55 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I've lost more than one girlfriend because " I don't sepnd enough time with them"
Which might be true....however if I don't work as much as I do I can't give them nice things like I feel they deserve.

C'mon ladies be honest...would you rather have nice things or spend more time with me?
That's why you move in together, even if it is entirely premature
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That's why you move in together, even if it is entirely premature
Is that right?

So when I feel panicked and frustrated I should propose eliminating ourt personal space.

I'll remember that for the next one.

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Time > Stuff

But then again, I also think the football, beer, sex thing sounds mighty nice. Well, basketball and Smirnoff would be better.

*scratches crotch*

Really though, sucks that you're single again, hope things work out for ya.

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Time > Stuff

But then again, I also think the football, beer, sex thing sounds mighty nice. Well, basketball and Smirnoff would be better.

*scratches crotch*

Really though, sucks that you're single again, hope things work out for ya.
They never do....but thanks for the thought.

BTW...I'd rep ya for bein the ideal woman with the booze, sports, sex thing...but I repped ya to recently
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I'm more simple than you Kurt. Just sex is fine with me.. Well beer is too as long as it's Heineken.
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I've lost more than one girlfriend because " I don't sepnd enough time with them"
Which might be true....however if I don't work as much as I do I can't give them nice things like I feel they deserve.

C'mon ladies be honest...would you rather have nice things or spend more time with me?
Now I'm no lady...but I do know what I have been told by women and it seems that deep down they would rather have day to day attention then nice things. Its the little things that I do that makes Brandy happy.

I also look at my bosses and co-workers who all work real hard(LOTS of traveling and really really late nights) to give their families nice things. I shit you not ALL of their wives have threatened divorce more then a few times because of this. Hell...one guy pretty much quit his job because he had the choice of his job/career or his wife and kids. IMO he made the right choice...
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C'mon ladies be honest...would you rather have nice things or spend more time with me?
I'll go with the second one. I like nice things, don't get me wrong, but I would rather spend more time with whoever I am going out with at the time. It means more to me then anything that can be bought.
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Monica. Please. Your top Paul London signature. Please. Graphically? Nice. Morally? No.
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Monica. Please. Your top Paul London signature. Please. Graphically? Nice. Morally? No.


I like them both, so that is what matters.

And what do you mean when you say morally?
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Women can be crazy sometimes. I mean you accidently call your new girlfriend your old girlfriends name and she throws you outta her house and never wants to speak to you again. Or you fucked your girlfriends cousin a full year before you met her and she still pours a beer over your head and never wants to speak to you again. Some women have nerve I tell ya.
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Man, these chicks been pissin me off.

I'm a simple guy....I want Football , Beer , and Sex ....not necessarily in that order.
You tell me how you want me to behave, I'll do it....I ain't proud. You give me sex, I'll be nice to your parents. You bring me beer, I'll turn down the TV. You let me watch the game in peace and I will endure whatever craptacular movie chick flick you feel like watching.
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