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Old 20 May 2005, 09:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Nick Saban , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Nick Saban , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Nick Saban , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Nick Saban , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Nick Saban , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Nick Saban , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Nick Saban , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Nick Saban , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Nick Saban , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Nick Saban , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Nick Saban , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.
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If you are from Ponchatoula, read it slowly as the vast new information may cause your head to explode (not that it wouldn't be an improvement).
  • The break pedal was not made for use on the interstate. There are deaceleration lanes for this.
  • It doesn't matter if it is only half a mile before you turn, don't drive on the other side of the yellow line.
  • The curves on interstae highways, as well as many US and state highways, are banked thus if you are going the speed limit, or even a little over it, the break is unnecessary.
  • If the person in front of you is turning right, it is considered rude (and quite stupid for that matter) to pass them on the right side.
  • Your breaks work better than the train's
  • The speed limit is just that, a limit. You do not have to go that fast and should not go faster than the number posted.

Did I forget anything?

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Old 20 May 2005, 10:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Honk at bad drivers....that's always fun.
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Old 20 May 2005, 10:07 PM   #3 (permalink)
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What's bad is this all happened on my way home from graduation.
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Old 20 May 2005, 10:08 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 20 May 2005, 10:15 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I had no problems getting home from your Graduation.

Maybe if this area could follow those rules, insurance would be so high. Especially around RR crossings.
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I did. Remember?? You're just following me around acting like a little bitch posting after every post I put down because...well, because hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

You're probably sitting there wishing you had a pic of my kids so you could Photoshop them onto something because that's all you can really do.

Sure...you can take a run at numbfuck SC or plainjane Josh or complete moron Alex or can't get out of his own way Boston...but I don't agree with you about Barry and it's "Rueben Droughns this" "weed that" "your kids this" "Look at me and my halo over my head that."

Whatever. First of all, you don't have any depth of knowledge about any of that stuff, so you're just talking out of your ass. Secondly, you wouldn't be saying any of that shit if Barry Bonds wasn't some roided up freak who you're in love with.

It's fucking gay. I have better things to do than deal with someone who can't even debate a point, rather changes the subject again and again to deflect the fact that he's dead wrong. It's what dumbass 6th graders do...


I honestly don't give a fuck about your opinion. Like I told Alex, they're just words on a screen. I can't believe you don't get that concept...but okay.

I mean...you're the kind of guy that thinks if you yell louder than the other person, you will win a debate. And that's not new either...I've pretty much thought that about you from day one...

I didn't want to put it that way, but since you want to press on...

Lame dude. Just lame. I have better shit to do. You probably should too...but I'm betting you don't...

Late.
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Old 20 May 2005, 10:22 PM   #6 (permalink)
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One thing I find common is that when people turn left at an intersection they turn into the right lane. You are to turn into the left lane, then merge into the right lane. I also hate it when people think they are too cool to use a turn signal. Especially when the only way you can go is right or left. I, and many others are NOT mindreaders!
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Old 20 May 2005, 10:23 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Turn signals must be an expensive option down here. Not many people use them.
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Originally Posted by The Glue totally owning and exposing EXO

I did. Remember?? You're just following me around acting like a little bitch posting after every post I put down because...well, because hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

You're probably sitting there wishing you had a pic of my kids so you could Photoshop them onto something because that's all you can really do.

Sure...you can take a run at numbfuck SC or plainjane Josh or complete moron Alex or can't get out of his own way Boston...but I don't agree with you about Barry and it's "Rueben Droughns this" "weed that" "your kids this" "Look at me and my halo over my head that."

Whatever. First of all, you don't have any depth of knowledge about any of that stuff, so you're just talking out of your ass. Secondly, you wouldn't be saying any of that shit if Barry Bonds wasn't some roided up freak who you're in love with.

It's fucking gay. I have better things to do than deal with someone who can't even debate a point, rather changes the subject again and again to deflect the fact that he's dead wrong. It's what dumbass 6th graders do...


I honestly don't give a fuck about your opinion. Like I told Alex, they're just words on a screen. I can't believe you don't get that concept...but okay.

I mean...you're the kind of guy that thinks if you yell louder than the other person, you will win a debate. And that's not new either...I've pretty much thought that about you from day one...

I didn't want to put it that way, but since you want to press on...

Lame dude. Just lame. I have better shit to do. You probably should too...but I'm betting you don't...

Late.
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Old 20 May 2005, 10:24 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Turn signals must be an expensive option down here. Not many people use them.
And the ones who don't stop using them.
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Old 20 May 2005, 10:26 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Not as many as those who don't. However, it is unneccessary to leave your turn signal on while on an on/off ramp.
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Originally Posted by The Glue totally owning and exposing EXO

I did. Remember?? You're just following me around acting like a little bitch posting after every post I put down because...well, because hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

You're probably sitting there wishing you had a pic of my kids so you could Photoshop them onto something because that's all you can really do.

Sure...you can take a run at numbfuck SC or plainjane Josh or complete moron Alex or can't get out of his own way Boston...but I don't agree with you about Barry and it's "Rueben Droughns this" "weed that" "your kids this" "Look at me and my halo over my head that."

Whatever. First of all, you don't have any depth of knowledge about any of that stuff, so you're just talking out of your ass. Secondly, you wouldn't be saying any of that shit if Barry Bonds wasn't some roided up freak who you're in love with.

It's fucking gay. I have better things to do than deal with someone who can't even debate a point, rather changes the subject again and again to deflect the fact that he's dead wrong. It's what dumbass 6th graders do...


I honestly don't give a fuck about your opinion. Like I told Alex, they're just words on a screen. I can't believe you don't get that concept...but okay.

I mean...you're the kind of guy that thinks if you yell louder than the other person, you will win a debate. And that's not new either...I've pretty much thought that about you from day one...

I didn't want to put it that way, but since you want to press on...

Lame dude. Just lame. I have better shit to do. You probably should too...but I'm betting you don't...

Late.
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Old 20 May 2005, 11:12 PM   #10 (permalink)
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And the ones who don't stop using them.
Looks like you've been in Florida.
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Old 20 May 2005, 11:12 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Looks like you've been in Florida.
No, I've been to Cameron Parish. 500 (almost all of whom related to me) people I don't think any of them know how to turn how to turn them off.
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Old 20 May 2005, 11:15 PM   #12 (permalink)
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The old folks in FL don't know when to turn off the fucking signal either. Last time I went I almost got out of my car on the stop light to turn off the damn thing for him.
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The old folks in FL don't know when to turn off the fucking signal either. Last time I went I almost got out of my car on the stop light to turn off the damn thing for him.
Eauxkay, you win. Primarily because there are no stoplights in Cameron Parish. In fact there's only two signs: One says "stop" the other says "stop what"
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Eauxkay, you win. Primarily because there are no stoplights in Cameron Parish. In fact there's only two signs: One says "stop" the other says "stop what"
LMAO. The cops here have identified the colors of the traffic lights according to this area.

Green light: Go (DUH)
Yellow light: Hurry up you fucktards!!
Red Light: Two more cars!!
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One thing I find common is that when people turn left at an intersection they turn into the right lane. You are to turn into the left lane, then merge into the right lane. I also hate it when people think they are too cool to use a turn signal. Especially when the only way you can go is right or left. I, and many others are NOT mindreaders!
Are you sure you don't live in OKC? It sounds like the drivers here to a 'T'. That's just a small number of stupid things people do here tho..
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