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Old 05 Dec 2004, 11:56 PM   #1 (permalink)
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And I was reading the card for the next PPV....

all fairly bland and uneventful...your typical boring Smackdown schlock

when it appeared....

never before have I see a funnier sentence.....

I read this one line...and I laughed until I cried...I damn near pissed my pants



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U.S. CHAMPION JOHN CENA VS. JESUS IN A STREETFIGHT




yes that's right



VS



at least that's the first thing that popped into my head....

someone tell me something funnier
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Old 06 Dec 2004, 12:04 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Dude, I can't. That is too good.
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Old 06 Dec 2004, 12:09 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Hey, it's better than what it really is.

and right now i can't think of anything funnier.
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Old 06 Dec 2004, 12:56 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Jesus beat Satan in a fight, but Satan took a dive
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Old 06 Dec 2004, 12:57 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I think I'm gonna take bets on this match

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Old 06 Dec 2004, 12:59 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Satan weighs in at 320 lb., 4 oz. Jesus is a mere 135 lb., 4 oz.

I gotta go with the prince of darkness on this one.
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Old 06 Dec 2004, 01:47 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Stop watching that damn episode of South Park, Satan WAS a rebelous angel, keep that inmind, he couldn't have changed to this evil, muscular Batista in hell....
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Old 06 Dec 2004, 01:49 AM   #8 (permalink)
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It sounds funnier on the SmackDown written results, Jesus is accused of Stabbing John Cena in a after-hours club....

That's Hilarious...

For those what don't understand, Jesus (Hey Zeus) is Carlito Cool's Bodyguard....

If you haven't been watching Wrestling, let alone SmackDown in a while....
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Also keep in mind that same Satan turned Gay and had a relationship with Saddam Hussein.
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Also keep in mind that same Satan turned Gay and had a relationship with Saddam Hussein.
Satan and Chris were a much better couple.
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Will John the Baptist be doing a run-in?
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Old 06 Dec 2004, 04:01 PM   #12 (permalink)
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... and the PPV is aptly named Armageddon.
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Old 06 Dec 2004, 08:27 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Yes, Jesus will beat the "hell" out of John Cena.

Stips will be changed from Street fight match to Loser gets Stoned in the streets match.
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Old 06 Dec 2004, 09:24 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I was on WWE.com for a wile today and say that and could not belive it. I wonder what is going to happen with that match.
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Old 06 Dec 2004, 11:14 PM   #15 (permalink)
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... and the PPV is aptly named Armageddon.
thats exactly what I've been thinking
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