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Old 23 Nov 2004, 06:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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at least I don't fuck 40 year old bus drivers.

This senior at my school by the name of Ralph thinks he's tough shit for being on the football team (btw, let's not forge that varsity lost every game last year) and he's really gay. He lookds like he has down syndrome or something and he uses the word "faggot" like it makes him cooler. He's got a mom tattoo on his fore arm, mama's boy. Well, he's already the most infamous kid in school but now the whole state knows about him. He had sex with a bus driver, twice after riding her bus and stopping at her house to fuck. He then got threatening phone calls from her bf, so when he returned to school he ended up crying in the nurse's office and told school officials. Fuckin dumbass, he went after a 40 year old fatass with a mullet and despite acting like tough shit gets scared from her bf and goes to tell the school of all people. I could see the convo now:

Ralph: Help! I had sex with the bus driver and her bf threatened to kill me!
secretary: You had sex?! With a bus driver?!
Ralph: Yes but that's not the point! I'm gonna get kil-
secretary: lemmie get this straight.... you had sex?!
Ralph yes! yes but I'm going to die!

Ah well, I never liked the kid. He stole my lunch once. Now everyone in the school can laugh at him, good job.

What's the most outragous school story you know of?
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