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Old 20 Nov 2004, 01:16 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Back when I was working at Meijer (it was my first job) there was a greeter, this cranky old dude....I wish I could remember his name, cuz he was my hero. He was in charge of welcoming people and giving people keys for the electronic wheelchair carts.

He was a retired guy tryin to kill some time, so he had a really poor attitude, which always made me laugh.

This one day this fat woman comes into the store, and asks for a electronic cart. Old dude gives her the key.....Jabba settles into her chair and the chair sinks and theres an audible breaking sound.

Old dude looks at her and starts yelling "You broke my chair!!" "Get out of the damn chair!!!"

Jabba climbs out and the chair raises off the ground with her ass, finally it pops off but the seat doesn't rise like its supposed to, old dude is about to burst a blood vessel.

he just kept saying "you broke the chair"

eventually Jabba looks at him and says "Well aren't you gonna give me another chair?"

Old dude blew up....he looked at her and went off "Another chair???? So you can break that one too?? You should walk around the store...it'll do you some good, maybe you can walk off some of your ass. "

Jabba is visibly pissed "How dare you talk to me that way"

Old dude "Its about time someone did"

Jabba "I'm leaving, and I'll be talking to your manager"

Old dude "Good luck getting your fat ass thru the door, and remember to put the pizza down before you call my boss.....who am I kidding, if you knew how to put a pizza down you wouldn't be wearing a tent."

Jabba just left, it was one of the greatest exchanges I've ever been witness too.
Old dude got fired ....or maybe he died....either way I never saw him again.

Anyways, do you believe people should get special parking spaces and privleges just because they can't say no to donuts?
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Old 20 Nov 2004, 01:17 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Only if they have a glandular disorder and can prove it.
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Old 20 Nov 2004, 01:29 AM   #3 (permalink)
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kurt that was so funny. i would've loved to have seen that. i think the bitch got what she disrved. i mean i don't like how fat people can do what ever they want cause their fat. i mean i'm skinny. so that means i should be able to do whatever i want. ( i am not happy that i am skinny, it runs in my family) but i would have died laughing if i saw that. i've always wanted to say that but i never had the balls to say it. maybe when i want to quit but i could never do that i would feel too bad. unless if she was a bitch to begin with than i would be ok to do it
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Old 20 Nov 2004, 02:21 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Kurt's the only funny poster here, the rest of you suck. Go stub your toe's, bitches.
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Old 20 Nov 2004, 07:56 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I would've loved to see that, and to answer the topic...no special parking spaces for fat people.
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Old 20 Nov 2004, 11:03 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Fat people should learn to keep there mouth closed and alittle exercise from there car to the store and back won't kill them.
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Old 20 Nov 2004, 01:38 PM   #7 (permalink)
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lmao.

kurt, you got a lotta funny stories man.

and fat people shouldnt get special treatment.
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Old 20 Nov 2004, 02:24 PM   #8 (permalink)
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You shouldn't get special privleges unless you have a legitimate disorder.

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Old dude "Good luck getting your fat ass thru the door, and remember to put the pizza down before you call my boss.....who am I kidding, if you knew how to put a pizza down you wouldn't be wearing a tent."
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Old 20 Nov 2004, 02:46 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Agreed....unless you have a major disorder that can be proven...(on paper) Get some damn excersie....shes bold to ask for another chair after she clearly broke the first one.....YESSSSHHH
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Old 20 Nov 2004, 03:49 PM   #10 (permalink)
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This is what pisses me off. It takes me 10 minutes to find a parking spot, because some Kool-Aid man lookalike can't walk a few extra rows. It is inexcusable that someone can be that lazy
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