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Old 13 Nov 2004, 03:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Alright... this is the way it works, everyone posts a joke.

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What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?

Chelsea Clinton.
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Old 13 Nov 2004, 03:38 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I did this already.

What do you get when you cross Coder with threads that have already been done?

The PWF Joke-A-Thon.
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Old 13 Nov 2004, 04:02 PM   #3 (permalink)
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^---Oh my fault... how did the first one go?
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Old 13 Nov 2004, 04:16 PM   #4 (permalink)
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heres a joke ive known for a while. its pretty old and some of you may have heard it before.

a guy walks into his doctor saying "doctor doctor my dick is orange!"

doctor looks at it and asks "what are your hobbies?"

guy answers "stayin up late and eatin cheetos"
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Old 13 Nov 2004, 04:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
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What do you get when you cross Coder with threads that have already been done?

The PWF Joke-A-Thon.
i dont have a joke, i just thought that was funny
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Old 13 Nov 2004, 06:48 PM   #6 (permalink)
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A man walked into his house with a duck under his arm and said "This is the pig I've been fucking".

His wife said "That's not a pig it's a duck!"

Man says "I was talking to the duck!"
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Old 13 Nov 2004, 08:31 PM   #7 (permalink)
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One morning Thibodeaux woke up and saw Boudreaux looking for something in his front yard. So Thibodeaux walks out there and asks what's going on. Boudreaux says "I got in a fight with LeBlanc last night and he ripped my ear off. I got to find it before my wife finds out I was in a fight 'cause she'll know I was drinkin'."

So Thibodeaux helps him look and about 2 minute later picks up an ear and says "I found it." Boudreaux says "No, that ain't my ear. Mine had a pencil on it."
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My girlfriend bought me viagra eye drops yesterday, so I can have a long, hard look at myself.

In order for you to order Viagra from your doctor, you can no longer call it viagra. You need to use its chemical name: Mycoxaphlopin
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Old 13 Nov 2004, 10:44 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Theres this plane ...and one of the engines fail....its about to crash and every body is going to die....this woman jumps up on her seat, rips off her shirt and yells "IS THERE ANY MAN ON THIS PLANE THAT CAN MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A REAL WOMAN BEFORE I DIE?!!!"

this dude jumps up on his seat, rips off his shirt and throws it at the woman and says "Yeah...Iron my shirt..."
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Old 14 Nov 2004, 07:01 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Alright, there's these three guys walking down a dark alleyway. Suddenly, another guy pops out of nowhere and threatens with a gun. He say, "I'm gonna give you a chance to live. If all the lengths of your dicks combined equal 20 inches. So the first guy pulls out his wang: 10 inches. The second guys pulls out his wang: 9 inches. The third guy pulls out his wang: 1 inch. So the killer leaves, and the three men are relieved. The first guy says, "Thank God for my 10" The second guy says, "Thank God for my nine." The third guy says, "Thank God for my erection".
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3 hookers sitting at a bar one morning after a hard nights work the first one says "i've had 10 fucks tonight i feel like a bottle of vodka" the second one says "i've had 20 fucks tonight i feel like a bottle of jacks" and the third says "well ive had 100 fucks tonight and i feel like a bottle of clag"
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