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Old 13 Nov 2004, 12:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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and anyone who has ever worked in customer service knows that no matter how much you try to prepare....you are never really prepared.

Black Friday is of course the day after Thanksgiving...the busiest, nastiest day of the year.

People allow themselves to be hearded into the mall like cattle, and then resort to a mob mentality...Black Friday represents everything that the rest of the world hates about America....

Greed And Selfishness are out in full force as soccer moms compete to get their hands on some god forsaken Elmo doll.

What do you intend to do on Black Friday?
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Old 13 Nov 2004, 12:24 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Yep thats people preparing for Christmas. Nothing like a holiday based on compassion and giving to bring out the best in people.
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Old 13 Nov 2004, 12:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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On the days leading up to Black Friday, I intend to re-enforce my stonghold at the toy isle of K-Mart. On the morning of 11/26/04 I intend to destroy any opposition that approaches my Denfences. That evening I plan to make a wild dash to the Check-out counter to stake my claims on the treasure I have protected. And finally, on the eve of 12/25/04, I shall rub it in all the soccer mom's face's that they failed in their mission to get their Kids the coolest elmo doll on the block.
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Old 13 Nov 2004, 12:53 PM   #4 (permalink)
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On the days leading up to Black Friday, I intend to re-enforce my stonghold at the toy isle of K-Mart. On the morning of 11/26/04 I intend to destroy any opposition that approaches my Denfences. That evening I plan to make a wild dash to the Check-out counter to stake my claims on the treasure I have protected. And finally, on the eve of 12/25/04, I shall rub it in all the soccer mom's face's that they failed in their mission to get their Kids the coolest elmo doll on the block.
I think that may be the best post I've ever seen you make
That was excellent

I intend to go to the Mall, and be the guy in the front of the line who counts out exact change for every purchase....and pisses everyone off....EAT THAT, SOCCER MOMS!!!!
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Old 13 Nov 2004, 01:38 PM   #5 (permalink)
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On the days leading up to Black Friday, I intend to re-enforce my stonghold at the toy isle of K-Mart. On the morning of 11/26/04 I intend to destroy any opposition that approaches my Denfences. That evening I plan to make a wild dash to the Check-out counter to stake my claims on the treasure I have protected. And finally, on the eve of 12/25/04, I shall rub it in all the soccer mom's face's that they failed in their mission to get their Kids the coolest elmo doll on the block.
Lol, funny post!

My mom refuses to go shopping on Black Friday. She just doesn't like being in the same place as all those people. I wouldn't mind, sounds kinda fun.
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I intend to board up my windows and doors and then.... duct tape and plastic sheet around my entire house!
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I think that may be the best post I've ever seen you make
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Old 13 Nov 2004, 05:25 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Oh well, it's time and a half I believe
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and I just applied at wal-mart. DAMNIT ALL!
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I'll probably spend that day in my room playing Madden 2005.
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On Black Friday every year I decorate outside for Christmas with my Dad.
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Old 13 Nov 2004, 09:18 PM   #13 (permalink)
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