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Old 12 Nov 2004, 04:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot he himself couldn't eat it?

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Old 12 Nov 2004, 04:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Of course. Jesus is weak. He could eat a french fry from Wendy's and burn his mouth.
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Old 12 Nov 2004, 04:23 PM   #3 (permalink)
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*Steps away from Sam as lighting bolt comes*

Yes...but then he'd just cool it down with his magic.
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Old 12 Nov 2004, 05:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 12 Nov 2004, 05:11 PM   #5 (permalink)
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yes, he could. jesus was a human. now god, i think its probly impossible for him to be hurt. unless you sin of course!!!

and sammy, you probly lowered your life expectancy 10-20 yrs with that comment. funny shit though hehe jesus is weak.
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Old 12 Nov 2004, 06:44 PM   #6 (permalink)
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This joke wasn't funny when it was new.
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Old 12 Nov 2004, 10:45 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?
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Originally Posted by The Glue totally owning and exposing EXO

I did. Remember?? You're just following me around acting like a little bitch posting after every post I put down because...well, because hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

You're probably sitting there wishing you had a pic of my kids so you could Photoshop them onto something because that's all you can really do.

Sure...you can take a run at numbfuck SC or plainjane Josh or complete moron Alex or can't get out of his own way Boston...but I don't agree with you about Barry and it's "Rueben Droughns this" "weed that" "your kids this" "Look at me and my halo over my head that."

Whatever. First of all, you don't have any depth of knowledge about any of that stuff, so you're just talking out of your ass. Secondly, you wouldn't be saying any of that shit if Barry Bonds wasn't some roided up freak who you're in love with.

It's fucking gay. I have better things to do than deal with someone who can't even debate a point, rather changes the subject again and again to deflect the fact that he's dead wrong. It's what dumbass 6th graders do...


I honestly don't give a fuck about your opinion. Like I told Alex, they're just words on a screen. I can't believe you don't get that concept...but okay.

I mean...you're the kind of guy that thinks if you yell louder than the other person, you will win a debate. And that's not new either...I've pretty much thought that about you from day one...

I didn't want to put it that way, but since you want to press on...

Lame dude. Just lame. I have better shit to do. You probably should too...but I'm betting you don't...

Late.
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Old 12 Nov 2004, 10:51 PM   #8 (permalink)
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who cares.....jesus is a bong smoking long haired hippi who wears a fuckin robe and sandles all day and drinks alot of wine....and....and...man jesus is a pretty fuckin cool guy if you think about it...
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Old 12 Nov 2004, 10:59 PM   #9 (permalink)
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who cares.....jesus is a bong smoking long haired hippi who wears a fuckin robe and sandles all day and drinks alot of wine
That is gold my good man.
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Originally Posted by The Glue totally owning and exposing EXO

I did. Remember?? You're just following me around acting like a little bitch posting after every post I put down because...well, because hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

You're probably sitting there wishing you had a pic of my kids so you could Photoshop them onto something because that's all you can really do.

Sure...you can take a run at numbfuck SC or plainjane Josh or complete moron Alex or can't get out of his own way Boston...but I don't agree with you about Barry and it's "Rueben Droughns this" "weed that" "your kids this" "Look at me and my halo over my head that."

Whatever. First of all, you don't have any depth of knowledge about any of that stuff, so you're just talking out of your ass. Secondly, you wouldn't be saying any of that shit if Barry Bonds wasn't some roided up freak who you're in love with.

It's fucking gay. I have better things to do than deal with someone who can't even debate a point, rather changes the subject again and again to deflect the fact that he's dead wrong. It's what dumbass 6th graders do...


I honestly don't give a fuck about your opinion. Like I told Alex, they're just words on a screen. I can't believe you don't get that concept...but okay.

I mean...you're the kind of guy that thinks if you yell louder than the other person, you will win a debate. And that's not new either...I've pretty much thought that about you from day one...

I didn't want to put it that way, but since you want to press on...

Lame dude. Just lame. I have better shit to do. You probably should too...but I'm betting you don't...

Late.
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Old 12 Nov 2004, 11:32 PM   #10 (permalink)
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This joke wasn't funny when it was new.
I was asking a serious question

I'm kind curious myself...
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Old 12 Nov 2004, 11:34 PM   #11 (permalink)
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no..he couldn't....Jesus didnt use microwaves
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Old 12 Nov 2004, 11:36 PM   #12 (permalink)
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^Good point...But I suppose Jesus could heat a pretty freaking Hot Burrito..
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