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Old 03 Nov 2004, 10:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Heres something for you boys and girls. Try this on for size.

Topic ever read anything like the link below before.

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/cyoa/start.php
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Old 03 Nov 2004, 10:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I used to have a whole bunch of Choose your Own Adventure books....I cheated when I read them
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Old 03 Nov 2004, 11:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Trust me this one is "Different" There are four more I can post links to if you want. By the way I still have all my cyoa from when I was a kid. Saved them for my kids and they love them.
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Old 03 Nov 2004, 11:16 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Ok by request heres book number 2

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/cyoa2/start.php
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Old 03 Nov 2004, 11:17 PM   #5 (permalink)
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And book three

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/cyoa3/start.php
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Old 03 Nov 2004, 11:17 PM   #6 (permalink)
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and sigh four

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/cyoa4/start.php
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Old 03 Nov 2004, 11:18 PM   #7 (permalink)
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and finally number 5

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/cyoa5/start.php
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Old 03 Nov 2004, 11:50 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I used to have a whole bunch of Choose your Own Adventure books....I cheated when I read them
Yeah, I've read some of these books before and I don't think I've ever read one without looking ahead

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Oh man I clicked the link for Book 1 and these are actually pretty funny.

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It's 10am, and you are sitting in your high school science class. Your teacher, Ms. Farlacus, has just given the entire class a brand new assignment. You are to each dissect a frog. Your lab partner, Suzy Slutcakes, is the most idiotic girl in the entire school. All she does is copy off your work and talk about how she wants to be prom queen, and now she wants you to do the dissecting of the frog because she is "morally opposed to it". Normally, you wouldn't give a damn about cutting open a frog that is already dead. Heck, as a hobby, you cut them open while they're still alive back at home. You've always been quite the sick bastard.

You start thinking about how Suzy will probably have an easy life, marry some idiot NFL football star, and never have a care in the world while you are certain that you will be a janitorial custodian once you graduate.

So when she asks you to do all the dissecting work for this lab project, while she just sits back and reaps the benefits of your hard work, something inside you snaps. You need to take advantage of this situation.

You decide to:
  • Stand on top of the desk, put the frog in your mouth, and then spit it out onto Suzy and start yelling "I'm The Prom Queen, Bitch!"
  • Shove the frog down Suzy's mouth and dissect her with the scalpel instead. Thus, ridding the planet of her dumb ass.
  • Dissect the frog anyway, in hopes that she'll sleep with you.
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Old 04 Nov 2004, 12:08 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Nah... never read anything like that, but I've played some mini-flash games like that before... they are pretty fun little time consuming games.
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Old 04 Nov 2004, 04:50 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I've read a couple books like that back in grade school..."turn to page 45 if you want to start the car"...I remember that line for some reason. Weird weird book.
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Old 04 Nov 2004, 05:20 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I remember reading those books at one point. I'd always look ahead and decide which looked more interesting to read.
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i've read stuff like those before. but those are by far the best i've ever read of the Genre.
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I have Mario and Zelda books like this from years ago. Sonic too.

Fucking bitch Slutcakes wouldn't sleep with me.
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