Stupid Nicknames for inanimate objects

Mr. Marbles · 02 Nov 2004, 07:29 AM

Are you one of those idiots who give shit like their car or ***** a name? I know I am.....I'm wondering if you all do too.

I named my dick "47 Second Warning"...........cuz that's what it is.

I also name all of my cars. My first car, a 1991 Mercury Topaz, was known as "The Regulator". My second car, a 1988 Ford Tempo, was known as "The 213". And finally, my latest car, a 1989 Ford Tempo, is named "The Ian".

How'z about u?

Nick Saban · 02 Nov 2004, 08:24 AM

I call my truck "Harpeaux". Sometimes I turn the key and it doesn't make a noise. It's black and white, and when I hit the breaks, it whistles.

02 Nov 2004, 09:55 AM

my van is "the Beast"

Toof · 02 Nov 2004, 10:02 AM

MY truck doesn't have a name

Tino Bravo · 02 Nov 2004, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grim Reaper

MY truck doesn't have a name

HOLY SHIT!!!!!I just noticed your sig: Indian Larry Died? that sucks.
he was just on the discovery channel in some chopper compatition with O.C. and some east coast shop.

Toof · 02 Nov 2004, 04:51 PM

He died August 28. He was doing a stunt and his bike wobbled. The poor guy died at the hospital. I liked that guy. I met him on Houston one time and he is the coolest guy to hang around with. And I'm planning to meet Billy Lane when I get to Florida again.

SC · 02 Nov 2004, 05:23 PM

I call my truck ford ranger

Sam · 02 Nov 2004, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grim Reaper

And I'm planning to meet Billy Lane when I get to Florida again.

Please stay out of Florida.

I named my ***** 'Shorty'.

Toof · 02 Nov 2004, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy

Please stay out of Florida.

I named my ***** 'Shorty'.

I own an apartment on thw Weatherly Yatch Club in Orlando, FL Make me.

Sam · 02 Nov 2004, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grim Reaper

I own an apartment on thw Weatherly Yatch Club in Orlando, FL Make me.

As long as you're not in South Florida I'm happy. Not that I don't like you... it's just that I run this region and you may pose a threat.

Dante · 02 Nov 2004, 08:44 PM

Y aknow, i should really come up with one...

I'm not taking suggestions...

Forgotten Sin · 02 Nov 2004, 08:48 PM

I don't Have a truck.

and i call my ***** "*****". i think it's a unique nickname, don't you?

Mr. Hostility · 02 Nov 2004, 09:47 PM

I called my first car, an '87 Nissan Sentra, "The Blue Hunk of Ass". And it lived up to it's name when it died.

My current car is being called "Justifiable Homicide" because it pisses me off so bad that one day I'm going to snap and kill someone and my attorney is going to get me off using that fucking car as my defense.

Dade · 02 Nov 2004, 10:06 PM

I call m van Death Trap. It's starting to make unatural noises

STICK · 02 Nov 2004, 10:14 PM

I call my car, "my car"

02 Nov 2004, 05:23 PM	#7 (permalink)
SC ATWA Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 12,344 Rep Power: 781	I call my truck ford ranger __________________

02 Nov 2004, 08:44 PM	#11 (permalink)
Dante ....Bang Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,695 Rep Power: 507	Y aknow, i should really come up with one... I'm not taking suggestions... __________________

02 Nov 2004, 08:48 PM	#12 (permalink)
Forgotten Sin Tom Hanks With-A the Aids Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Charlottetown, PEI Posts: 22,635 Rep Power: 727	I don't Have a truck. and i call my *** "***". i think it's a unique nickname, don't you? __________________

02 Nov 2004, 09:47 PM	#13 (permalink)
Mr. Hostility Your Personal Demon Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 8,337 Rep Power: 106	I called my first car, an '87 Nissan Sentra, "The Blue Hunk of Ass". And it lived up to it's name when it died. My current car is being called "Justifiable Homicide" because it pisses me off so bad that one day I'm going to snap and kill someone and my attorney is going to get me off using that fucking car as my defense. __________________

02 Nov 2004, 10:06 PM	#14 (permalink)
Dade Art is Resistance Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In my room with my albums Posts: 11,883 Rep Power: 957	I call m van Death Trap. It's starting to make unatural noises __________________

02 Nov 2004, 08:24 AM	#2 (permalink)
Nick Saban No Frills Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: I'm back here Posts: 6,344 Rep Power: 256	I call my truck "Harpeaux". Sometimes I turn the key and it doesn't make a noise. It's black and white, and when I hit the breaks, it whistles.

02 Nov 2004, 09:55 AM	#3 (permalink)
Kurt Angle Guest Posts: n/a	my van is "the Beast"

02 Nov 2004, 10:02 AM	#4 (permalink)
Toof I hate people Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 14,665 Rep Power: 141	MY truck doesn't have a name

02 Nov 2004, 04:51 PM	#6 (permalink)
Toof I hate people Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 14,665 Rep Power: 141	He died August 28. He was doing a stunt and his bike wobbled. The poor guy died at the hospital. I liked that guy. I met him on Houston one time and he is the coolest guy to hang around with. And I'm planning to meet Billy Lane when I get to Florida again.

02 Nov 2004, 10:14 PM	#15 (permalink)
STICK Psycho in my own mind... Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: PG Reppin' Posts: 28,819 Infractions: 1/0 (0) Rep Power: 7819	I call my car, "my car"

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