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Old 01 Nov 2004, 11:47 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Guess what? I'm a spooge monkey!

The thought of girls makes me feel warm, and then I wet my pants. I wet my pants so often that I need 7 pairs of jeans to get through the day. My wet dreams are so massive that is spills out onto the floor. I'm so horny that watching the Golden Girls leads to an orgasm. Estelle Getty gives me a hard boner. I have so many pornos on my computer that I no longer have memory on it so instead I masturbate to posters of WWE divas from the newest issues of Raw and SmackDown. Instead of masturbating bi-daily I masturbate bi-hourly.

So are you a fuckin pervert like me and masturbate by the clock or do you prefer to keep your jack off sessions down to once a week?
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Old 01 Nov 2004, 11:50 AM   #2 (permalink)
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You got spooge monkey from me, ass!


I don't really need to masturbate. I have a girlfriend and we have sex about 3 times a week


I do, however, occasionally just to see if it still feels good
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Old 01 Nov 2004, 11:53 AM   #3 (permalink)
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You got spooge monkey from me, ass!
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Old 01 Nov 2004, 02:14 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Once or twice...

Okay, three or four times a week.

Thats actually a cut down figure, as I was worried I was 'depending' on masturbation too much.
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It depends how I'm feeling. If I'm miserable, I'll leave the little fella alone. If I'm feelin' good, it's open season.

Probably a pyXL-style amount then.
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