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Old 01 Nov 2004, 12:36 AM   #1 (permalink)
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What was the dumbest thing you've ever heard?

A statement that was so awe inspiringly stupid you are left wondering how the person who said it manages to dress themselves in the morning.
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Old 01 Nov 2004, 12:54 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Watching that new Micheal Moore movie, President Bush flubbed one of the most well known lines in American history. The way it saying goes is "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me." He messed the second part up way bad. That and the fact he choked on a pretzel.
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Old 01 Nov 2004, 01:13 AM   #3 (permalink)
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a quote i heard from Jerry lawler, i found it both stupid and funny.

"when you assume, you make a Ass out of you and me."
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Old 01 Nov 2004, 09:36 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I shall bestoe upon you the wisdom of a 16 year old freshmen with the intellegence of a 5 year old-

"We should bring a freezer to class to keep the calculators in, that way they stay cold and the buttons don't get sticky"
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Old 02 Nov 2004, 12:43 PM   #5 (permalink)
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a woman the other day was telling me she was voting for Bush.....so I asked her why

she told me "I had a dream about Kerry, he had 666 on the back of his head"

I looked at her and said "you gotta be kiddin me"

she said "and when I woke up and my mom was taking me to work, she accidentally ran over a cat....we got out of the car to help the cat, and I saw the cat's blood had spilled to form 666"

I just stared at her, I didn't know if I should pity her or kill her

she continued " and when I got to work, I rang up 12 tickets...and they all came up to 666"

I sighed, and left the room.....
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Old 02 Nov 2004, 12:52 PM   #6 (permalink)
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One of my surrogates is incomprehendably (that's not a word) stupid.....he came in my office the other day and here is the conversation.....

IdiotHey, can you add up some numbers for me?

Me Sure, what you got?

Idiot Take 11, add 8 and subtract 3.....does that equal 24?

(HE WAS SERIOUS)

Me Marty, you're an idiot.....
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A girl at work once asked me for a piece of the cantaloupe I was eating

I told her fine...but first she had to spell it

this was her response

C-A-N-T-M-E-L-O-N
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"Don't chew with food in your mouth"

Yea, thats about it.
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This girl just said (when talking about the war) "people are dying so i think we need to end it"
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I had a customer ask me for a long black cappuccino.

Another asked me for a packet of peanut M&M's and then asked if they had nuts in them.
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