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Old 25 Oct 2004, 03:02 AM   #1 (permalink)
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SO...once again here I sit, unable to fall asleep....

I'm flippin thru the TV channels when I come across what is possibly the greatest thing I've ever seen on Late Nite TV....Midgets Trying to get me to buy Real Estate....
They may not actually be trying to sell me real estate, you must keep in mind that I was distracted by midgets.

I find that when you are trying to be taken seriously.....nothing say serious like 40 year old twin midgets in tiny business suits.

Anyways, I'm watching the midgets...and I'm already chuckling....then Midget number 1 says "Shortcoming".....I don't even know why he said it. I was looking at the screen in a combination of horror and awe...all I heard was"blah blah blah I'm a silly midget"...then he busted out with "shortcoming" and suddenly the evil midget spell is broken and I can think again. Now I'm laughing so hard I'm crying because the midget said "Shortcoming".

I finally regain my composure after nearly hyper ventalating on the floor. I wipe the tears from my eyes, and go back to my viewing of the Crazy Midgets. No Midget Number 2 is talking....yes, they are Midget One and Midget Two,....anyways, Midget Two is talking, and he says "come up short"....once more, the tears flow and I am laughing again...when I regain brain function, I realize I should change the channel...but the midgets held some evil mind control over me. They forced me to watch....I can't prove it yet, but I will.

So here I am, still watching the Midgets....and it turns out, not only do they want me to buy something, but they also do public speaking. The Midgets are coming to my town....how cool is that?

I'm conisdering going, the midget show is free....and maybe they will bring out more midgets, and they'll do a dance or something. Midget dancing is funny as hell. They have tiny little arms and legs and move kinda like C3PO and R2D2's gay midget robot love child. If you can find midgets dancing...I highly recommend watching...its funny shit.

So, should I go see The Midget Show?
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Old 25 Oct 2004, 03:10 AM   #2 (permalink)
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for your viewing pleasure....

http://www.mojunkprod.com/mahow/

this leads you to a link of a crazy dancing midget...its poor video quality, but watch as the crazy little spanish dude flails about like an epileptic taking a bath with a toaster.
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Old 25 Oct 2004, 03:21 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Now...even better than crazy danicng midget

MIDGET FIGHT!!!!!

http://www.klikeuro.nl/content/sites...lm/kabel/5.asf
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Old 25 Oct 2004, 03:31 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I saw that comercial a month ago. i found it amusing that 2 midgets are gurus at Real estate.

I also have on tape an Early TNA match, Puppet Vs. Meatball in a hardcore match. it's actually pretty damn hillarious. especially the use of the food in Meatball's shopping cart.
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Old 25 Oct 2004, 03:36 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I did a search on midgets....I found a link called "Midget Racing"

For a brief shining moment I thought I was gonna laugh harder than I had ever laughed before. I was expecting to see Midgets running around a track like dogs or horses....
Maybe Midgets riding dogs....that would be funny too.

but noooooooooooooo it's some bullshit about auto racing. Who cares about that? I wanna see midgets forced to run around a track. Thats comedy.
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Old 25 Oct 2004, 03:42 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Just the term "Midget racing" made my ribs hurt. that indeed would be some funny shit. But Yeah, who gives a shit about Midget car racing.
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Old 25 Oct 2004, 03:50 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I think I may get a pet midget....they take care of themselves, they can sleep in a drawer.
They can pick things off the bottom shelf for me.....
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Old 25 Oct 2004, 04:40 AM   #8 (permalink)
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ive seriously tried to kidnap this midget at my school, but hes always around people. ive made plans and everything. i bought a bigger backpack for it too, but damn friends
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there's so much untapped midget potential....

midget fights....
midget racing....
midget toss....

Theres so much you can do with those little people......they could make a whole new channel, ESPN Midget.

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Can you please use the term "Little People"
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Can you please use the term "Little People"
how about "little midget people"?
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