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Old 22 Oct 2004, 07:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Have you ever had anyone threaten you with that kind of violence? I have. Usually, the person doing it was as shit-faced as a Boston drunk and couldn't have found my nuts with either hand, but the very idea of having my balls ripped off offended me. I once broke a cue-stick over someone's head for making that kind of comment to me when he owed me $5.00 for losing a game of nine-ball. He actually reached for my balls.

I have led a colorful life.

I'll give a couple of helpful hints to all you bad-asses out there. If you intend to rip somebody's balls off, don't ANNOUNCE it first. Just do it, right out of the blue, where you take everyone by surprise. I didn't warn that guy that I was gonna hit him in the head with a cue-stick. If I'd done that, he might have been ready for me, took the cue-stick from my hand and shoved it right up my ass before he ripped my balls off. Don't TELEGRAPH YOUR INTENTIONS.

Never underestimate your opponent. He may be smaller than you are and he may seem as if he doesn't want to fight, but beware angering a quiet man. You don't know what he has in his pocket. You can end up dead because of a big mouth.

That's just my advice. Take it or leave it.

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Old 22 Oct 2004, 09:29 PM   #2 (permalink)
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My dad once threatened to rip off my head and shit down my neck
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Old 22 Oct 2004, 09:29 PM   #3 (permalink)
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My mom used to say that alot. But trust me it'll never happen.

Edit: She used to say that about my balls, not shitting down my throat, lol!
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Edit: She used to say that about my balls, not shitting down my throat, lol!
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Old 22 Oct 2004, 10:46 PM   #5 (permalink)
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People don't threaten me...but I keep your advice in mind anyway.
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Old 23 Oct 2004, 10:05 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I reckon if people feel the need to threaten I'm probably gonna end up hurting someone.....
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Whenever someone threatens me I laugh in thier face. They usually get angry yell a bit and walk away. Screw em if they dont see how I find humor in thier anger.
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