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So does anyone know the record....
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Old 26 Sep 2004, 07:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default So does anyone know the record....

... for the fastest time it took a guy to bust a nut while jacking off?

My friend claims he did it in fifty-two seconds the other day... I tried to beat that but the fastest I got was a minute and four seconds.

So what's the fastest you've done? And if you know the record... post it.
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Old 26 Sep 2004, 07:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
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uh huh...-backs away slowly-
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Old 26 Sep 2004, 07:29 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 26 Sep 2004, 08:59 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 26 Sep 2004, 09:11 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Well, that's something to be proud of.
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Old 26 Sep 2004, 09:13 PM   #6 (permalink)
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You obviously don't know friends...........
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Old 26 Sep 2004, 09:34 PM   #7 (permalink)
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thats probally why they are alone, ain't no body want a one minute man.............
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Old 26 Sep 2004, 09:48 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 26 Sep 2004, 09:51 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 26 Sep 2004, 10:15 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Well... it's really not all of my friends... just my best friend. He thinks I'm wierd. Well, first of all, I'm not even close to wierd. Second, he's counting the fastest he can jack off.
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Old 26 Sep 2004, 10:47 PM   #12 (permalink)
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The person who holds the longest jackoff session record is a role model to all young men.
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Old 26 Sep 2004, 10:54 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Well... it's really not all of my friends... just my best friend. He thinks I'm wierd. Well, first of all, I'm not even close to wierd. Second, he's counting the fastest he can jack off.
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is this the same friend who wants to put his balls in your mouth?

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being fast is nothing to be proud of

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Dude, that sucks...

Its like... *Boobies* - Done.

That sucks. Its endurance that you should be going for...

... Suck.
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Having the world record for the quickest nut-busting is like having the world record for the biggest dick, but you're a chick and it's on your head.
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