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So.... when did you first jack off? *awkward silence*
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Old 19 May 2004, 10:42 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default So.... when did you first jack off? *awkward silence*

Meh, boredom, what can ya do.

How old were you when you first learned you had the magical ability of cleaning your own pipes?

I was 10 myself, not bad at all if I do say so myself. That was also when I started cussing like a sailor.

I know it's a sick topic, but the 11 year old demanding head got me to wonder about it.

How old were you?
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Old 19 May 2004, 10:47 AM   #2 (permalink)
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10! Jesus Christ...

I don't think I could do it at that age.

I think I was twelve. Ahhh...that first one after nap time...
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Old 19 May 2004, 11:03 AM   #3 (permalink)
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em....... um......

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Old 19 May 2004, 11:38 AM   #4 (permalink)
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The first time I ever jacked off was when I was 13. I'll never forget it. I was just getting out of gym class and I saw a little hole that looked into the girls locker room. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. There were all these girls taking off their training bras and underwear and they were giggling and washing each other. Then one girl bent over to get something out of her bag and I could see her pussy juice dripping off her, she was so horny that she pulled out a massive 15 inch double headed dildo. I had never seen anything like it before, but then Sally came over to her and started to suck on it. Then they both were sucking on it together and started to deep throat it till they were kissing each other. It was so hot that my cock started ripping out of my shorts. Then they got on a bench and started to grind the dildo in between their pussies. They were moaning like crazy on each other. I started to rub my stiffened cock while they started to cum on each other. Then Sally started to scream and a huge blast of pussy juice went flying all over the place. Then another girl went over and started to lick it all up off of Sally and Julie. It was so hot and they were panting and moaning as their orgasms passed and then they pulled the double dildo out and started to clean it up with their tounges and kiss each other. Then a girl named Debbie started to rub her nipples and walked towards my peep hole and said "Now we want your cum exo, jack it off for us" so I put my cock to the whole and started to whack it as hard as I could till something happened and a massive load shot from my cock. Debbie caught it all in her mouth and was rubbing herself and when I looked back in the hole I saw that she was spitting my cum into another girls mouth and they were all gathering around to get a taste. They were all moaning and going crazy for my cum. Then they said "We're going to let you fuck every one of us after school" and I said cool, but this thread is only about the first time I jacked off, not the first time I got laid.
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Old 19 May 2004, 11:56 AM   #5 (permalink)
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That sounded like one of Hardy's posts. I remember him posting something similar. But it's funny anyways.
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Old 19 May 2004, 12:19 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Wow, you lucky bastard.

I was 12.
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Old 19 May 2004, 02:11 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 19 May 2004, 02:20 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Exo's writing to Penthouse again......
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Old 19 May 2004, 03:19 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Looks like it^
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Old 19 May 2004, 03:42 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Good lord exo, lol!

Seriously, it was 1999, I was 13. I was watching Wild Things and this was during the Denise Richards/Neve Campbell sex scene. It was kinda tame to what I seen, but somthing about it made me wanna do what I did.
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i was like 11 or 12, when i stumbled upon my daddys porno ...... it was good times......
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lmao at Exo, you should be a porn directer

First time I jacked off was when I was 14, I came across the Spice channel
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Old 19 May 2004, 06:07 PM   #14 (permalink)
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16 i was. i swear i wanted to have sex before i ever masturbated, but i was far too impatient
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Hmmm I don't even really remember the first time I jerked off. I would say I was probably in middle school or something. Maybe 15 or 16. I was a bit behind the times
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