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Old 18 Mar 2004, 06:04 AM   #1 (permalink)
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..when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commericals

...your turn.
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Old 18 Mar 2004, 06:08 AM   #2 (permalink)
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yo momma so fat, i had sex with her, rolled over and was still on the bitch.

btw, can we use "yo momma so old, black,ect?"
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Old 18 Mar 2004, 06:25 AM   #3 (permalink)
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^go on, sir... any 'yo momma' shit will do.
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Old 18 Mar 2004, 07:10 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Ok

Yo momma so black that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime.
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Old 18 Mar 2004, 09:51 AM   #5 (permalink)
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yo momma's so poor, i stepped on a cigarette in the living room, and she said "who turned out the heat!?!"
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Old 18 Mar 2004, 10:16 AM   #6 (permalink)
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yo momma so dumb that when God was pouring in her brains somebody jiggled His arm.....
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Old 18 Mar 2004, 11:20 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Your mother's so poor, I saw her kicking a box down the street the other day. I said "What are you doing?" She said "Moving house."
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Old 18 Mar 2004, 11:54 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Momma jokes.

Your momma is so fat that when she wears high heels she struck oil.

Your momma is so poor than dogs actualy give her food

Your momma is do dumb that she thinks Taco Bell is a mexican phone company.
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Old 18 Mar 2004, 04:05 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Yo momma so short she did a suicide jump off the curb, I dunno
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Old 18 Mar 2004, 04:36 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Your momma is so dumb that she thought a quarterback was a refund.
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Your mother's so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
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Old 18 Mar 2004, 04:58 PM   #12 (permalink)
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yo mommas so fat you can use the elastic in her underwear as a bungee cord

yo mommas so fat she has to bathe in the ocean
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Old 18 Mar 2004, 05:43 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Yo mommas so fat I can't insult her behind her back cause I only have half a tank of gas.
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Old 18 Mar 2004, 06:59 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Yo momma is so fat that last night I had to roll her in flour to find her wet spot so I'd know where to stick it
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Old 18 Mar 2004, 07:37 PM   #15 (permalink)
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