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Old 05 Mar 2004, 07:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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If this isn't one of the signs of the apocalypse, I don't know what is.

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The metrosexual movement may have gone too far -- now, straight guys are trying to dance with each other instead of women.

According to the upcoming issue of "Stuff" magazine, the hottest dance trend in New York clubs is "gancing," a term for when guys boogie oogie oogie together.

One popular "gance step" features one guy pretending to be a shark while his pal runs away in fright. Another manly move has the guys pretending to be kangaroos complete with pouches and Fosters beer.

It sounds gay but editor Bill Schulz says gancing is actually a carefully choreographed way that straight guys use to meet women.

In fact, one Manhattan travel agent says he gets more phone numbers from ladies from doing a dance routine where he pretends to give birth to a pal than he ever did hanging out at the bar.
Seriously, what the hell kind of woman would find this appealing? And what kind of man would actually want to do it? I don't like to dance, even with women, so I sure as hell wouldn't get up and simulate giving birth to another guy simply to get some bimbo's phone number.

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EDIT - Oh yeah... forgot. We used to call "Metrosexuals," "In the closet." Just wanted to add that.

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Old 05 Mar 2004, 07:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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No. Fucking. Way. Alcohol has to be involved in that, because no sober, straight man would ever do that... talk about embarassing... and what female would find that attractive? Women don't like men dancing as it is, seeing a unorganized style like that just has to be more of a turn off... but, whatever.

And yeah, they say it's "carefully choreographed", but, bullshit... from what they described, there isn't anything they can do to make that dance style look normal.
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Old 05 Mar 2004, 08:28 PM   #3 (permalink)
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i would never go "gance".

who in their right mind would find a bunch of guys pretending to run away from a shark appealing

what has this world come to
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Old 05 Mar 2004, 08:45 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Hmm...better get out my clogs...
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that is fucking stupid, I would never go "gancing", damn those people
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If this isn't one of the signs of the apocalypse, I don't know what is.



Seriously, what the hell kind of woman would find this appealing? And what kind of man would actually want to do it? I don't like to dance, even with women, so I sure as hell wouldn't get up and simulate giving birth to another guy simply to get some bimbo's phone number.

And the decline of Western civilization careens forward.

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EDIT - Oh yeah... forgot. We used to call "Metrosexuals," "In the closet." Just wanted to add that.

don't you understand? Women like men who can dance but they also find gay men to be attractive. It's actually a pretty good idea in my book.
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Old 06 Mar 2004, 07:02 PM   #8 (permalink)
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lol....I'm trying to picture the whole shark thing...and..umm....That just sounds wrong..lol...anyways..I don't dance that much anyways with women..and doing this stuff with the same sex is something I'll pass on..
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lol....I'm trying to picture the whole shark thing...and..umm....That just sounds wrong..lol...anyways..I don't dance that much anyways with women..and doing this stuff with the same sex is something I'll pass on..

I agree it's wrong but it does work on some women

on a side note I'm still laughing at that whole shark image
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Uh, Trev.....care to dance? lol I could not resist.

Just another fad that is sweeping the nation, it is so sad to see people flock like mindless sheep when someone deems a trend "the next big thing".
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Like oh...my...GOD I was in Club Fag the other night and like, these 2 guys were totally gancing all over each other and like, it was so like totally hot like really. I mean like, I about had an orgasm like right there on the dance floor like ohmigod!!!!!










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Like oh...my...GOD I was in Club Fag the other night and like, these 2 guys were totally gancing all over each other and like, it was so like totally hot like really. I mean like, I about had an orgasm like right there on the dance floor like ohmigod!!!!!

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Like oh...my...GOD I was in Club Fag the other night and like, these 2 guys were totally gancing all over each other and like, it was so like totally hot like really. I mean like, I about had an orgasm like right there on the dance floor like ohmigod!!!!
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Like oh...my...GOD I was in Club Fag the other night and like, these 2 guys were totally gancing all over each other and like, it was so like totally hot like really. I mean like, I about had an orgasm like right there on the dance floor like ohmigod!!!!!
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