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Old 02 Mar 2004, 12:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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okay.....what's the oddest thing that's ever happened at a social event you attended?.....

I have a few, but this one was the weirdest to me.....

Valentine's Day, 1994.....my step niece was getting married at this really cool place.....they have a guy singing as she walks down the stairs, right before the wedding march.....

so, here's my niece on the most special day of her life, walking slowly down the stairs.....and the singer stops singing and falls over.....WHAM!.....nails the floor.....

my sister (niece's step mother) and I rush over to him, and the guy is out like a light.....no pulse, no response at all.....of course, everyone was freaking out.....everyone but the bride, that is.....she didn't see him fall as she was coming down the opposite side of the building.....

well, we were only three blocks away from the hospital and I had parked right outside the door, so I picked the guy up and carried him (he was a really small guy.....probably weighed a buck twenty five or so) out to the truck.....I hopped in and began driving him to the hospital (I thought this would be better than waiting for an ambulance, seeing as we were so close to the hospital).....the only problem was, I went the wrong way.....

long story short, he was okay in the end.....he regained consciousness in the truck, and I got him to the hospital alright.....

so.....you guys?.....
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Old 02 Mar 2004, 06:10 PM   #2 (permalink)
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one time this kid in my math class opened up his binder and found catshit. I guess school is a "social" place, that's certainly the weirdest thing I've ever seen.
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^^
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anyways, nothing strange ever happened to me....but I do have a funny wedding story.

al right, when i was 17, 18, we had this big frat, not a gayu frat, but just a frat....you know how guys are, always embarrasing each other? well one of my friends Ryan took it to the extreme. One of our buddies, Chip, was getting married (he was 20 at the time, yes he was older than us, we had a few older guys) so Chip's walking down the isle, he gets up, everything's going alright....then the time comes for the vows and the "I do's"....so right as Chip's about to say those two magic words, Ryan, one of the ushers at the time, steps up and....he pants Chip! (pulls his pants down) Chip is fucking pissed off right now, so he jumps on Ryan and starts socking the shit out of him...I ended up getting slugged for trying to break it up, but still, it was funny as hell...the bride's father was really pissed, too....we almost had to cancel the wedding, but good 'ol Father Palmer calmed everyone down and we got the wedding re-started....at the reception they made up, but it was still funny as hell...
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I saw a bride passout during her part of the vows once.
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We had a freind that was gonna marry a nose of a woman ( think Alice the Goon from popeye ) and we were gonna pay a lil kid to run down the ailse and go,,

" DADDY DADDY DADDY! THAT'S NOT MOMMY!!!!"

They broke up before we could tho.
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