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Old 27 Feb 2004, 12:01 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Woman Reports Neighbor for Disturbingly Loud Sex


BERLIN (Reuters) - A German woman took her male neighbor to court for noise pollution after he repeatedly kept her awake through half the night and had at least one four-hour sex session, a court spokeswoman said Friday.

"Four hours of sex noises. What was I supposed to think? It was nothing but groaning and banging," the woman told the judge, a Bild newspaper report said.

The woman told Berlin magistrates that her 25-year old neighbor Andreas G. was disturbing the peace by keeping her awake early in the morning.

Andreas said his 26-year old neighbor had complained in the past, calling at five in the afternoon, but that he had not felt obliged to respond. "I can have as much sex as loud as I want then," he said.


The judge dropped the case on learning that the man had since moved out of the apartment.


Four hours. I can go for 10 easy And probably she was jealous and wanted some

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Old 27 Feb 2004, 12:10 PM   #2 (permalink)
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SEX!

hilarious!.....

we have a baby monitor, and apparently our neighbor does as well, because occasionally we are awakened by the sound of their baby crying in the middle of the night.....other than that, no real disturbances....
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Old 27 Feb 2004, 12:13 PM   #3 (permalink)
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My neighbors must love me

When me and my fiance, our lover (yes my fiance is bi) and me go at it we let our feelings go

And one more thing:

It's peanut butter Jelly time!!!

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lol, those noisey neighbors

I don't usually hear strange noises from my neighbors house, just arguing at times but thats about it
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Old 27 Feb 2004, 01:20 PM   #5 (permalink)
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as for noises, just banging in the Upstairs apartment, that's about it.
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OOOOHHHH......AAHHHHH.......YEEEESSS!!!

LMAO I can imagine already
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one time i woke up and heard my neighbor drowning her children
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nah, I have at least 50 feet in between all my neighboring houses...it's a pretty spread out neighborhood. Once, there was a party down the street and we could barely make out the music, but that's pretty much it...
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Why this 6 month old thread got bumped?
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one time i woke up and heard my neighbor drowning her children
As twisted as that is... it's funny as hell.
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