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Old 14 Jan 2005, 11:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Hello Hello my friends it is your favorite merchant Alli Sabbah here and Id like to inform you all that I have generously provided the owner of the IWO with a vacation at my expense. I have set up some very intense and fair matches to provide our viewing audience with the best we have to offer. Redemption is such a bland name that I believe this week we shall change the show to a more fitting name........

MONEY TALKS!!!

Match one
Barbwire Joe will be taking on Spiro in the opening match.

Match two
The Joker vs Kyle Walker vs Justin Sayne in a submission match. (First person to make an opponant tap out wins.)

Match three
Jason will be defending his half of the IWO tag team title in a match vs Dante Fatel.

Match four
The Josh will be teaming up with Chris Stunner to take on Vlad the Impaler and The Assassin. (Due to personal issues The Assassin will not be present and therefore it will be a handicap match Tag vs single.)
Also Alli Sabbah will be there even though injured to cheer his friends on.

Match five
Newcomer GDawg will be having his introduction to the IWO with a match against the one and only Johnny Rage.

Match six
Dogcatcher vs Cutlip vs The Canuck the winner gets a shot at Unstoppable forces title next week.

Match seven
Ravage will be teaming up with Rusty Cooledge in an elimination tag match vs Unstoppable Force and Untouchable.

Main Event
The match everyone has been waiting for The Unstoppable and very Deady Undefeated SWINN vs Khaos.
 
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*Camera shows G in his private locker room*

Johnny Rage huh? Well, I guess someone has to lose. Seriously, nobody can beat me, alright. Its not even worth trying. I am better than Johnny Rage in every conceivable way. Look at the facts: Johnny works hard to save up for wrestling school, I have 360 MILLION dollars handed to me. Johnny grows up on the “mean” streets of Chicago, I grew up in a mansion. Face it Johnny, you’re no match. And, I know you’re probably saying that I was pampered and am now “soft” as a result. Hell no, you couldn’t be farther from the truth. I spent 2 whole years in jail, some people don’t survive, but I was a fighter. Take notes on this Johnny and you may survive our match. Then again, you probably won’t. I hate people Johnny, and you my friend, are barely a person. When I kick your ass all up and down that squared circle, and you’re begging for forgiveness, you know what I’ll do Johnny. Huh, do ya? I’ll just pretend your one of the many golddiggers from back when I first got my inheritence. I may just kill you then. Then as your all bloodied up, Ill look at you and ask, “Does it just suck being you?”

*Fade to black*
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Old 15 Jan 2005, 01:13 AM   #3 (permalink)
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*Breaking the Habit blares through the sound system as Jason makes his way out to the ring,the fans go widl once they see him,one girl almost faints after he smiles at her and then he grabs a mic then jumps into the ring*

Jason - Well at No Remorse I had my shot at the IWO Heavyweight Championship and even though I didn't win I still put up a hell of a fight,that won't be the last time I'll be fighting for the title because one of these days I want a rematch,but I just it to be one on one between Force and I.

*Crowd cheers*

Jason - Anyways,tonight I'll be defending this tag title of mine tonight against Dante Fatel,I really don't see no reason for keeping this belt,as my partner Chris Stunner doesn't defend his belt with me,but if I have to do it then I will.I won't mind kicking Dante's ass,he'll feel my pain....

*Jason drops the mic as he leaves the ring*
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*Not Falling hits the arena and the Josh enters through the crowd to reach the ring. There he grabs a mic and begins his speil.*

"Ah, The Assassin had to drop out for personal reasons. Well, you better get ready for the next time I call you out. Anyways, Vlad, you get to be my first victim on the road to greatness. Sure it's a 2 on 1 match, but once you get hit with the Call For Fire, Fire Mission or Check Fire, you will feel teh pain. You need to pay for what you did to Alli. Stunner and I will make you feel Alli's pain, if you smeelllllllllllaaaaaaa What the Josh is Brewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwin............
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*Slither rules the fan's ears while Stunner saunters to the ring*

Chris- "Hello again. Tonight we are running the show, so you all bow to US."

*crowd boos*

Chirs- "It appears, in my match, The Assassin has dropped out. This makes him 2/3 of his name, an ass. Personal issues? You want to talk about personal issues? My whole life is a personal issue. And, as soon as the ass gets back, I will confront him about this...personal..issue."

*crowd boos more*

Chirs- "Let me move on to another exciting subject here at Re...ahem..Money Talks. The Josh. My protege. For all you rednecks out there he wants to be just like your's truely. He's even starting to use my catchphrases of greatness...no pun intended."

*Chris chuckles to himself*

Chris- "Jason, you might as well just lay down and let Dante pin you, why waste your energy? It is time you go, and I'll see to it that you don't make it out of that match with any gold."

*Slither plays while Stunner tosses the mic to the crowd*

*Stunner gets to the ramp, turns, and smiles as the microphone does a mini-explosion, as it was filled with small firecrackers*
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I'll have mine up tonight or tomorrow night...
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IN-RING PROMO

**As a High Power Jazzy Saxophone riff beams through the arena as Dante Fatel strides down to the ring with a seemly cocky yet relaxed look smeared across his face. Dante formally walks up the side of the ring steps as the fans sit curiously in near silence.**

Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen, Once known as that devious and cynical Dante has now reformed over the Christmas and New Year’s break and I have become Alli Sabbah’s personal Attorney considering his current legal issues with narrow minded money leeches I have made it my duty to protect Alli from Money grubbing Opportunists like lazy slobs like you.

**Fans Boo Dante now defiant about Dante’s Attitude**

Take that fat guy in the 5th row back he looks like he couldn’t even be employed at a Government toll both. These days all I see are low life scoundrels suing Hard Working and Good Decent Wealthy people for so called Embezzlement, Harassment etc, when will you people learn, Alli Sabbah is a GREAT man! So if you don’t think so I’ll beat it into you in or out of the ring.

**Fan boo Hysterically as Dante stands sombrely in the centre of the ring just shaking his head while they chant Alli Sucks!**

You’re all pathetic; I also suppose most of you are also going to be cheering Jason Tonight during our little “match” for that Unofficial IWO Tag Team Championship which I may remind all of you that that Baby was Alli’s Brilliant Idea to suck in a Multi time loser, Tim Ross. Just proving Alli plays this Game like no one else.

**”Alli Sucks” Chant roar louder all over the arena as Dante screams back**

SHUT UP! I will beat, No not just Beat I will annihilate Jason just to show all you Jason fans the error of your way in praising false Idols, Jason will receive a Fatal Dousage of the Power of Attorney because as you should all remember and you do will to remember this….

Whether you’re a 7ft Body Builder or a Harvard Law Graduate, eventually you will ‘Feel the Power of Attorney!’
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Deadline for promos will be this Saturday.
 
Old 18 Jan 2005, 06:27 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Oh..well in that case..I'll give mine Friday..
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*Dogcatcher enters the building to a sound of boos, and quickly asks for an interview*

You see a cage is just a cage, but pain is glory. The fact that this fed is afraid of innovation is just another point in mute. You see i should have won the cage match. It was my time to win. But none of that matters now. You see this week, i will wipe the floor with the disguisting glop of piss that is the Canuck. As far as Cutlip goes, he's not worthy of being in my league. So let it be known, I'm in this match to win, but no matter what happens, both of these men will be in pain. Both men will feel the wratch of the dogcatcher. You see i have something for these guys.

*Dogcatcher pulls a chain with a dogcollar attached to one end from his gym bag*

One of you will go to the hospital tonight, and get the comfort or should I say agony of laying in a cold bed, wondering what the hell happen to you. The other you will be taken to the pound, where you will promptly be nuetered.

*Dogcatcher walks away laughing*
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Pain....A word which encompasses so many different meanings to so many different people..Pain is what you have to drive through to succeed..Pain is bloodshed..Pain is heartbreak..Pain is what every wrestler in this business must face at one time or another. Think of all the old rivalries..The Austin vs. Rock's..the Hogan vs. Savage's..The Undertaker vs. Kane's..These were filled with pain that the wrestling world had not seen before it...But since those..fans have craved for a rivalry parrellel to them..Well Now..they have it.

It's the Unstoppable Force vs. Rusty Colledge...Thats the rivalry taking wrestling into it's new generation. Thats the rivalry thats going to carry the IWO into a new phase..and a new chapter of it will be written at Money Talks. But..don't think I am stupid..for I know that this is a tag team match...Yes..and the ever soft Ravage will be in Rusty's Corner...And I will have the ever Soft Untouchable. You See..Ravage knows the deal here..He knows I took his title from him in one of the final AWF Pay Per Views in the Hell in the Cell. The man also knows that he has never pinned me one on one...I'm in his head..he has a mental block against me...He just can't beat me..period.

So that brings me too my partner..untouchable...And Untouchable..I hope you're listening to this..and I hope you're listening very well. Now..I'll be the first to admit..I don't know much about you..and I frankly don't care too...All I care about is the fact that you hold up your end of the load in this match...Because as good as I am against Rusty and Ravage..You're probably going to be a lot worse...You see this Strap on my shoulder?..Thats the World Title..That means you're teaming up with the best this business has to offer..So don't slip up..Don't lose...and Don't make me look bad..Because if you do lose this match..I guarentee you..You will not have legs to walk out of that arena with..Because I will be damned if you will tarnish my legacy against these two.

In this business there are showdowns that Surprise you..No one expected Savage vs. Steamboat to be what it was..But it's considered one of the greatest WM matches ever..So everyone not expecting the same to happen from a simple tag match..Maybe you should think again..Because you never know when a classic match will come apon your eyes..And this may be one of those times. Just a Fair Warning.
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Okay, I've slacked off and waited till the last possible minute. There may be only 2 and a half hours till Saturday but you guys are getting a promo, GOD DAMNIT!!!! Alright...

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*The Canuck is skating around in the Air Canada Cetre, home of the Toronto Maple Leafs. He finishes his skate, and heads to the penalty box. He takes off his skates, and looks at the penalty box camera*

"Dogcatcher... heh heh heh. Looks like I caught me a dog in a cage last month. And I did what any good Canadian would've done. I beat that fucking shit out of that dog. But I admit, you got me once. It was with help, but you did get me. Now I'm gonna finish this off."

"Don't forget to address Cutlip" says the camera man

"Cutlip? Who the fuck is Cutlip? Perhaps I shall find out at Money Talks. Let me guess, I get to beat his ass too."

*The Canuck grabs a hockey stick and puck, and puts his skates back on. He heads back to the ice to show off his skill*

*He nails a beautiful slapshot*

"Steele, get the fuck out here"

*Steele comes from the crowd, and he is holding two hockey pucks.*

"If you Americans aren't smart enough to figure it out, these hockey pucks represent Dogcatcher and Cutlip. Steele, get in the fucking goal."

*Canuck easily makes the two shots, and then highsticks Steele in the face for fun.*

*Steele falls to the floor with his mouth bleeding*

"And now, I'm going to shoot you Steele... literally"

*Canuck races to the other side of the Air Canada Centre, and starts charging towards Steele. He musters as much power as he can, and shoots at Steele's body with the hockey stick. Steele barely moves an inch, but the hockey stick breaks over his ribs and Steele is quick to moan in pain*

"You little fuckfaced bitch. You broke my hockey stick. I expect 100 more tomorrow, bought with your own money."

*Canuck then kicks Steele's in the face with his skate, just nearly cutting his face*
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*Mercy Drive's Over hits the arena as Cutlip Comes to the ring*

"Now I heard I'm suppost to be battling the new kids on the block,one from Canada,and one from his ass,but I mean,this really won't be a match as we all know,I can take those two out any day,and now that it's for the #1 contender for the IWO World Title,I'm going to make this a very extraordinary beating,because last week,I had Unstoppable stopped for some time,I had that title won,but because he outsmarted me and was successful in doing so,I lost......"

"....Tonite I take my frustrations and failures of my time in IWO all out on you two,Cansuck,and Dogblabber,You two will not leave the arena successful in beating me,but instead,in a stretcher....instead bleeding an abundance of blood....instead in great pain. Now I understand you two shall have your own misunderstood respect for each other in the ring,and try taking me out,but as I said before,instead you'll be getting slammed with a massive CLAMMABOMB!!

"....So Cansuck....Dogblabber....You better be ready for Cutlip,because not even the wrath of God can stop me now,because this is it...The IWO World title is practically in my hands....see you two int he ring"

"...Oh yeah...when I'm finsihed Clammabombing you two hard to the mat,your crap will be clammed down your throat!!!!!!!!"

*Cutlip Leaves to his music*
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Before anyone says anything about his late promo. He had one up and it somehow got deleted. I saw it and he sent me a message asking about it. I let him post a new promo t make up for the lost one.
 
 


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