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Old 07 Jan 2005, 08:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A close up is shown of Alli wearing a neck brace. He begins to speak in a voice that strains with the effort.

"Hello my friends. Even as I recover from my wounds suffered at the hands of Vlad I still am taking the effort to bring you the latest edition of Allis Oasis. Hopefully you will appreciate it more than previous ones and actually call in and contribute."

The camera pans out revealing him in a hospital room seated in a wheelchair being attended to by several sexy nurses.

"Now to announce the newest member of the IWO.... The Josh."
 
Old 09 Jan 2005, 06:54 AM   #2 (permalink)
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The Josh walks in and shakes Alli's hand.

"Thank you for the opertunity for this, Mr. Sabbah. It is an honor. There was a reason I asked to be on this show. You see, Dan Mitchell, you messed up. You picked the wrong country to diss on. You think Great Britain is so great? Let me tell you something: The US kick your country's ass once, and helped bail them out in World War 2. You pick on the fans? Why you got some sort of inferiority complex? Well, I tell you what, you want to pick on the US and it's fans why not come after me? I am calling you to a match. Anytime, anyplace, whatever rules you want, except for it's just you and me, no one else."

The Josh is about to leave but turns around and talks again.

"Oh yeah, Mr. Sabbah hired me as his new bodyguard so anyone wants a piece of him, has to go through me."
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"Wait a minute Josh. Dont leave just yet. We still have a lot of show to go and I have a lot of free time as you know."

Pauses to drink from a glass of wine one of the nurses are holding for him.

"Have a seat and relax if you will so I can get to the serious question asking."
 
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Takes a seat and takes a sip of his drink.

"Okay, boss, what would ya like to know?"
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"alright I suppose we can get right down to business. My first question for you will be when you see this picture of Dan Mitchell training what thoughts go through your head?"

A large picture in wheeled in showing Dan Mitchells face superimposed on the body of a donkey pulling a plow.
 
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Looks at the picture for a minute before responding.

"That is the truth in pictures. He is a real ass."
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"Heh heh. I see what you mean. Another question is this. Id like to try to set up a special match for you and Chris Stunner to show everyone what our team is capable of. However I know you want Mitchell so my idea is....
The Josh and Chric Stunner vs Vlad the Impaler and Dan Mitchell.

How do you like that idea?"
 
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"Sounds awesome to me, but there need to be some set rules. 1): Tornado Tag rules. 2): No DQ."
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"As long as Vlad is punished for his actions against me any stipulations are great. Ill have my new attorney draw up the papers today."

Whispers in one of the nurses ear and she rushes out the door.

"Now that thats out of the way would you care to explain your reasons for joining us here in the IWO and what your future plans are?"
 
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"Well, Mr. Sabbah, sir I joined for 2 reasons: Money and fame. Since I got screwed on my contract, I have decided to sell myself to the highest bidder. You have paid the most thus far."
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"If you have nothing more to add then I will take it to the phone lines and we shall see if anyone out there has any questions for us."
 
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Alli sits in his wheelchair drinking wine and then another and then another waiting for the first caller.
 
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Alli has been drinking quite a bit of wine and still waiting for his first caller. Suddenly he turns purple and begins to rave like a lunatic.

"Aright yoush peeplsh thish hash gone on long enough. I demand Thats yoush call in right now. Ish puts great prioritish on my showsh ansh you repay me with you ignorance. What wash I sayin? Oh yesh Ima sicka bein ignoreined. Call in now!"

He continues to rant but his words have become so garbled that they are indecipherable.
 
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*phone rings*

"Yeah, this is Chris, Alli..."

*pause*

*Chris Stunner walks into camera shot and closes his flip phone*

"Hello, Josh"

*shakes Josh's hand*

"So, you want to tag with some talent, eh? Well, you came to the right man. After all, just litsen to me out in that ring, and you'll know what I'm talking about. Watch me wrestle, and you'll see what I'm talking about. Well, that's about it, have a good day, kid"

*Chris walks out, glancing a confused look in Alli's direction*
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