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Old 05 Aug 2004, 08:10 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default IWO Tough Love promo thread - 5th August 2004

You heard the news... a battle royale to impress the new unknown President of the IWO. The top two will face off in one months time for the IWO Heavyweight title.

Give a promo as to why you should win... make it awesome, just your basic self-promotion promo...
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**The arena gets dark. The Soprano’s theme hits the PA and a waving Italian flag on a black backgroun appears on the Titantron. From behind the curtain walks Mike “The Boss” Stenger, all 6’7” and 273 pounds. He walks down the aisle, giving an Italian curse here and there to fans. He sees a fan holding a sign that says, “ITALY SUCKS”, so he goes over and rips it to pieces, which gets boos. With his music still playing, he climbs the steps, steps through the second and third rope, and grabs a mic. His music fades out as he begins to talk.**

The Boss (in a heavy New York Italian accent)- “Hey ya’, ya’ know, I was-a’ walkin’ downtown today, and-a’, ya’ know, I saw a buncha Americanos. And as I-a watched them Americanos, I saw some disturbing things. Overweight women, ah, guys in street corners beatin up-a little kids, and stuff like that, ya’ know? Well, as I-a watched these happenings, ya’ know, a thought came into my brain. I-a was a-thinkin’ ‘Boss, you’s too good to be here, ya’ know. Boss, you’s too cultured and civilized to live with such heathens.’ And I was-a right. Yes, I did grow up in-a New York City, but it was the biggest mistake my family ever made”

**crowd boos**

The Boss- “Hey, you’s a know I’m-a right. This country is exactly what a country shouldn’t be-a like, ya’ know? Back in Italia, we’s-a peaceful nation. And we’s-a don’t abuse resources, we’s-a don’t start no wars. We enjoy the beautiful land God gave us, while you’s a filthy Americanos dry up this beautiful earth. “

**crowd boos**

The Boss- “Now, I’d-a like to keep tellin’ you’s how bad you’s country is, but I got’s a little business to talk about, ya’ know? Now, it was just told to me that all the supa’stars in the IWO is supposed to take place in a big battle-royal to determine who the-a contender for the IWO Heavyweight Title is supposed to be. Well, let me tell ya’s one thing. I’m-a gonna win that Battle Royal. Because there’s only one man, and more specifically, one Italiano that’s good enough to win that title, and that man is me. Look at me, I’m the most in-shape athlete here, ya’ know? And none other than me, Mike Stenger, is worthy to hold that belt”

**The Boss drops the mic, smiles, and poses, as he makes his way back up the ramp.**


note- this is not how I actually view America, just my character....
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(The lights in the arena dim to a green glow as Mountain Song begins to play. Emerging from backstage comes Alli Sabbah surrounded by a dozen bodyguards and a small midget dressed as a court jester. He walks to the ring waving at the crowd and throwing brochures out to them. He then turns and addresses the crowd.)

Grretings my friends it is I Alli Sabbah Sell Moore here once again with bargains that most people would only dream of. remember to stop by my stall on your way out to purcahse wonderful goods at bargain prices. Before I continue I would like to introduce you all to my good friend Swinn.

(He bows and sweeps his hand towards the midget which as if on clue starts the Midget running around to the crowd doing magic tricks and feats of agility to the delight of everyone.)

Now as Swinn entertains you I would beg your pardon as I address the others backstage. All my worth competitors I would implore you to look into the ring here for a deal you may wish to consider.

(He waves a guard forward who brings out a briefcase and opens it reveiling it to be full of cash.)

Here is my proposition. This small sum here could be yours. Simply put whomever ensures that I am the victor in the upcoming battle royal shall receive this gift. You can do it by protecting me till it is over or simply by being the last one eliminated and turning your shot over to me. Remember it is always better to befriend a man of means such as myself than to have one as an enemy. My funds could be at your disposal you simply need to make the choice for yourselves. feel free to stop by my stall if you wish to discuss a deal so to speak.

(Suddenly there are screams of outrage coming from the crowd.) Hey my wallet or that dwarf has my purse. The crowd erupts into a riot rushing the stage as Alli and Swinn rush for the exit leaving the guards to try and fend off the angry mob.)

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The lights in the arena brighten as Breaking the Habit begins to play and out walks Jason on the stage,Jason just stands there for a moment while the crowd cheers for him.He then begins to walk down the ramp and then climps up ring apron and under a rope into the ring and grabs for a mic.

Jason-Well...I'm finally here,I'm finally in the IWo.And I'm glad to be here to entertain you great people.

*Crowd goes wild*

Jason-Anyways,from what I have heard,there is going to be a Battle Royal for the number 1 contendership for the IWO Heavyweight Championship.It's going to happen on August 15th and that's the day I'm anticipating,now I'm not going to go on and say that I want to win the Battle Royal.Because...I know I'm going to win the Battle Royal at Tough Love.

*Crowd cheers*

Jason-I don't care who I have to go through,I will win that Battle Royal and go on to win the IWO Championship,and anyone who thinks they can stop me...well they better think twice or they will feel my pain.

*Jason drops the mic and leaves the ring as the crowd cheers for him*
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"What Type Of Bullshit is This!"

**Crowd are caught off guard by this outburst and search the confines of the arena search for the source of this disturbance**

"Don't worry, where I am is not important but I have a few things to say a few things about Tonight's Main EVent. Now you people should know by know there will be a Battle Royal with all members of the IWO participating and by God we all know the only rightful person to win this farce of a Challenge is me. I mean what the hell kind of Main Event is this for the people? They came to watch me beat the crap out of an opponent not just throw some random people over the top rope, I mean people these days can't find a battle royal that exciting, Can they?"

**The Crowd Cheers loudly**

"By that reaction I believe they agree with me, This match is way to meger to waste on all the rest of these no name hacks rather then yours truly...."

**You can hear a Vocal Man in the crowd getting caught on the Camera mic shouting "Where the fuck is this prick?**

"Now its been awhile since I competed in the ring but by the end of this damn thing you will know who I am, the One Man standing in the middle of that ring with his hand raised in victory with the thousands in attendence here cheering my god damn name....

DANTE!

DANTE!

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So watch out for me, I'll be the guy standing alone in the centre of the ring at 11:30....."
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*The music of 'White America' plays as the lights go dark, then light up again with an intense red.*

*Walks around the ring as the crowd yells random cheers*

CS- "Well.....well....well....by the looks of this crowd it's going to be great to wrestle for you. I won't just be wrestling for you...I'll be wrestling to forget....to...forget..."

*Stares at the ground, gets far away look in his eyes*

CS- "Yes...to forget....now......on to the battle royal" *Crowd cheers*

*Pause*

CS- "I will do WHATEVER.....it takes....to win that battle royal because there is nothing I want more, than to become the I...W....O......champion"

*pauses*

CS- " IWO stands for International Wrestling Organization, I will put the Wrestling, back in International Wrestling Organization.

*pause*

CS- "...And ya know...IWO is just the chance I have...to get rid of my past...a past which will forever burn in my heart, and in my mind's eye."

*pauses*

*Drops mic and leaves*
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*Camera fades into Force's Lockeroom..and we see Forcwe watching Tapes of old Royal Rumbles*....

Scouting...From the NFL..to Wrestling..Scouting is the key...knowing every little spot around that ring...where the danger zone's are..where the safe zones are...that is the key,to winning a Battle Royal..You see...People look at me...and automatically assume..that I'm a favorite to win..because of my size. But what people forget is..the fact that every single IWO superstar could jump you..and then..you say Bye-Bye..to the IWO World Title..so..You make alliegences..you do everything you can to make sure you're in that final 2...Tag Partners don't matter..Friendships don't matter...because the World title is above al of that..the World title..it's the Pinnacle of this business.

A Battle Royal is a hard match to compete in..but men Like Flair..Michaels..Benoit..they've proven..that size isn't anything..How many Royal Rumbles has Kane won?...Answer:0...Because he's a Big red Retarded Son of a bitch. It takes brains....you have to know all the Angles..

I look at what people call the IWO...I see wannabes..I see people so caleld "dropping the Mic" after every promo...to strike some kind of fear into someone...Just because John Cena made the crap popular..What they don't understand is..that this is the Grand Stage..this isn't the IWO's Wrestlemania..but it might as Well be..The best...and I say that reluctantly..superstars in the world..are all shooting for one goal..the IWO Championship.

Does Expereince play a key?...Almost surely..A lot of these guys...they've never been through half the matches I have..Japanese death Matches..Hell in a Cell Matches..you've name it..I've done it. The pressure on the newcomers will be too much..They'll look around..and see 20,000 people..and millions..watching on Pay-Per-View..and they'll crack..THEY WILL FOLD...But..that is where Experience helps you...your'e ready...because to you..it's just another match..and another paycheck..and shot at the IWO title.

So..Ladies and Gentlemen...whether I win..or lose...you will feel an Impact..I will stake my claim to IWO Gold..whether I walk out with any or not..Hell..Why do you think they call me Unstoppable?...Not because of My Physique...I'm the True total Package...way above the drug Addict that is Lex Luger....In this match...Brains..and smarts are the Key..and I have that...you add that with my Strength..and expereince..and I am the favorite for this match..because there is no one..that you can put over me..So..to all the IWO fans out there...get ready for a show..because Tough Love...will turn into pure hate..before it's all set and done...
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**The Godfather music hits... this is it... what every IWO fan has been looking forward to thus far... the debut of Tony Morello... you can feel the excitement in the arena... a golden limosine pulls into the arena and stops just before the IWO Titan Tron... the driver gets out... and opens the back seat... we see two shiny black shoes touch the arena floor... and then we finally see the figure of Don Morello... the fans go crazy - not to say they like the guy, that is to be judged... he goes up the stairs and just stands on the apron... he calls for the referee to lower the ropes for him... he enters the ring - elequently dressed in the finest suit on earth, and takes the microphone.**

**Crowd is still estatic**

Morello: Ok, ok, ok, ok, ok... Ok, thank you... quiet now... didn't your parents ever teach you manners? It's my turn to speak now... OK, SHUT UP!

**Crowd boos**

Morello: Have some respect... OK, Sorry, I didn't get the chance to introduce myself. I'm Tony Morello, the greatest man alive today.

**Crowd boos**

Morello: Thank you. You see ladies and gentlemen, and I use those terms very loosely,

**Crowd Boos**

Morello: I am here for one reason and one reason only. To capture the IWO Heavyweight championship. Why, do you ask, am I any diferent from those stronzos you've seen beforehand? I have style, I have class, and I have the ablility to kick your ass.

**Crowd boos**

Morello: I'm gonna have to get used to that booing sound. It's not so bad, I may be hated but its only because I am the complete package. I'm classy - check out this suit, it's the greatest suit on earth today. I'm smart - week after week you'll see me outsmarting the opposition with tactics and moves you wouldn't even think were possible. I'm fast, I'm strong, I am everything you want to be, let's face it.

**Crowd boos**

Morello: Lets have a look at everyone who has pleaded their case. We got the Boss... I'm not sure what or who he is the boss of, but at least he's Italiano. We've got some fuckin' arab prick trying to sell teatowels for 99 cents. We've got straight laced Jason who tries his best but never succeeds. We've got some filthy scary goth, a guy with a constant heartburn, and a washed up ex-footballer. Then, there's me. The smartest, most impeccably dressed, strongest, fastest, richest and best looking man on the planet today.

**Crowd boos**

Morello: You know what, I just got a change of heart. I'm gonna give everyone something. I'm gonna give you all a hot tip - now it's not often that I give out hot tips but when I do, you jump right on it, because, let's face it, I'm always right.

**Crowd boos**

Morello: You go down the road and find the nearest IWO bookmaker. You put at least $100 dollars on Tony Morello to win the Battle Royale at Tough Love. You'll be temporarily rich - I guarentee you, that I will win this little over-the-top rope Royale at Tough Love. There is no way you could possibly go past Tony Morello. That would not be good for business. Now I'm done talking, I ain't gonna drop the mike to strike fear in your godforsaken hearts. I'll put it down slowly so your pathetic little eardrums won't burst, OK? Ciao.

**Morello slowly puts down the mike, extremely mockingly, then climbs the turnbuckle and taunts the fans as the camera fades out.**
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Soooo, is this all predetermined or do you take Promos into account?
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a bit of both, really.

people who promo well will get their chance to shine, yet I have storylines and fueds planned for months.
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* The lights turn off. The arena is jet black. The crowd is in silence until a huge pyro explosion and “To Awake and Avenge the Dead” hits. The song plays for about 20 seconds then Johnny Rage struts out and makes his way to the ring. He looks out into the crowd, with mic in hand. *

“Here it is, IWO’s big debut. It’s a huge thing, many top wrestlers here tonight. This could very well be one of the biggest events in sports entertainment history. The only thing bigger than this monumental event is, me Johnny Rage.

*Pauses and just glares out into the crowd who give him a huge bout of heat*

“Seriously here people, I am the biggest thing in sports entertainment. I have worked my ass off in countless matches leaving my and to a greater extent my opponents blood across mats all over the globe. And nothing has or ever will stand in my way. Whether it is singles matches, tag matches, or in tonight’s case battle royal I will come out on top. Every single one of those wrestlers in the back better watch where they step. Because one wrong move then they are flying over the top rope knowing that there title hopes are going up in smoke. As the title comes one step closer to being where it will inevitably be, around my waist. Today is going to be the biggest day in sports entertainment, the opening of the IWO and the beginning of the Johnny Rage era.”

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The arena sits in darkness, the lights dim due to the lack of activity in the ring. The crowd converses amongst themselves awaiting the new IWO superstar to make his way down to the ring.

The biggest superstar of them all is barely noticed.

He makes his way down to the ring, no music, no special lighting, no fanfare. A microphone in his hand tells the story.


The self promotion I've seen tongiht has really been amazing. Hearing people talk about how great they are, yelling how they are gonna kick some ass, and describing how they dispose of thier microphone when they are through with it.

The crowd finally see the man who is talking and by this point making his way around the ring. One by one, they finally recognize him, and cheer in ecstacy.

They all make thier flashy entrances and do thier flashy things to great fanfare, to get noticed, they do these things, akin to yelling "HERE I AM! LOOK AT ME, I WANT ATTENTION TOO!!".

Rusty grabs a steel chair and throws it into the ring over the ropes.

They are all battling for your attention, all involved in a verbal battle for your admiration, your love, your attention. They want you to know who the hell they are.

Rusty rolls into the ring and sets the chair up square in the middle of the ring. He sits in it, facing the camera side of the arena. He leans back casually, propping his microphone wielding arm up on his other crossed arm.

I don't need to tell you how great I am. I don't need to tell you who I am. I'll do either/and/or for my own benefit. If I get your admiration, it will be because I earn it. If I get your hatred, doubly so.

The crowd is neither cheering for booing, all simply listening to the words coming out of this mans mouth.

Wrestling isn't about how many limos you own, how much money you have. It's NOT about any of the material things you may have been led to believe it is about.

This elicits a few cheers of acknowledgment.

The clowns in this fed are all fakes. They put up a smoke screen to impress you. They go home at night, and they think, how can I make myself look cooler tomorrow for the match so that they will notice me more? The idea of carrying a gawd damn neon sign with your name on it is only a smidgen above on the scale of ridiculousness compared with all the other things these self promoters have been doing.

He pauses, having held a poker face his entire duration in the ring.

I tell you all, and this is the truth... Come the battle royal, I won't need money to get your attention. I won't need bragging about my body size, nor my intelligence, nor striving to pretend I have a past that is so hard to forget I can't help but vaugely mention it in speeches. I won't preach to you that you will be cheering my name, or that you should love me.

Some things in life are pre-determined. One of these things is my destiny.

And I REFUSE to let ANYBODY take away from me ANYTHING I hold dear in my life. This is MY life. This is what I choose to do with it. And when that opening bell rings at the battle royal, you can see for yourself just what I am made of.

There is one thing I will tell you all for certain about me...


The crowd listens, this is quite possibly the quietest an arena full of people has ever been.

...That is.... that nothing is certain about me.

The crowd reacts with a mixed reaction as Rusty continues.

Do you all have any idea what they told me back there before I came out here? Do you? They told me to come out here and tell you all a few words about myself, tell you how great I am, tell you how I can beat any man in this federation with my hands tied behind my back.

I won't give in and spread such shameless propaghandah. Words are forgotten, but actions are remembered forevermore.

I am Rusty Cooledge. I lead my own life, I do what I want, whenever I want, and I bow to no one, I beg for the respect of nobody. I do not strive to impress.


Rusty stands up from his stationary position in the steel folding chair.

I will allow whether you cheer, boo, or ignore me to be decided at Tough Love. Because I couldn't care less either way. The only thing I have time to concentrate on is my performance. For the sake of competition, I can only hope and pray my competitors change their ways and feel the same way. And with that, I say...

Rusty leans in close to the mic.

...Good night...

Rusty stares out to the crowd for a second, then makes his casual way out of the ring, and up the ramp, to no music, no special lighting... and the true meaning of fanfare.
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Ravage is sitting in His darkly lit locker room which he calls his crawl space, the IWO interviewer holds his mic in front of him. before he speaks, ravage punches the interviewer, and grabs the mic.

"Well, well, well. i have waited long enough for some action. What, were the IWO board of directors just sitting on their damn asses? or, was it fear that the one and only Ravage beast was waiting for his opportunity. waiting for his shot. and at Tough love, that shot will be given to me. because every other man in that battle royal have the same hopes and dreams as i do. every single one of them want to start their IWO career as the man on top of things. well guess what? Every singe one of you people fon't have the desire, the hunger, and the want that i do. i will bleed quarts of my own blood, Work with a broken limb, work hile half-dead, to obtain what is truly MY proplerty. so, to all of you who think that throwing me out is the simplest option in mind..........

COME ON! GIVE IT TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

i swear to every one of you, from the locker room, to the people in the production truck, to the Pissant people in charge of the IWO, i guarantee my victory......

So sayeth the beast."

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