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Promo Thread for Bloodbath PPV from Chicago

Promos due Wednesday August 13th @ 9PM EST

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World Title Match
DC vs. Crusher

Extreme TV Title Match; Hardcore Rules and 25 minute time limit
DeathShock (c) vs. Primate

Ladder Match for the Tag Team Titles
Exo (c) vs. Jason

Cage Match for the World Title Shot at Championship Dreams
Cryptic vs. Unstoppable Force

Unsanctioned Last Man Standing Match
Judge vs. Corey Taylor

Careers on the line in an Emporium Match
Alli Sabbah vs. Troy Alston

Tag Team Table Match
Freebird Express (Gordy & Morton) vs. Joey Garvin & Mike Walsh
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*The camera sees a very pissed off looking Primate walking down the hall. The crowd pops. The people in the halls keep their distance hoping not to set off the beast. A group of flirtatious looking girls start giggling and looking at Primate as they walk past him, but Primate just shoots them a mean look, and they stop and just keep on walking.

Finally someone makes the mistake of saying hi to Primate as they pass him. Primate stops, the camera turns and shows primate standing there while the guy walks away. Primate turns, and charges at the guy. The guy hears it, and turns around just in time to get speared.*

Primate: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY!?

*Primate begins punching the guy while he's down on the ground. Primate gets up and picks the guy up.*

Primate: FUCKING GIVE ME THAT KIND OF LOOK AGAIN! DO IT!

*Primate pulls the guys hair back so he's looking up at Primate. Primate's obviously not pleased with what he sees, and irish whips the guy into a wall, where the guy hits his face and breaks his nose. Blood starts pouring. Primate picks the guy up from the floor, and continues beating the living hell out of him, throwing him through tables, hitting him with various chairs lying around the hallway, and eventually, picking up a cable of some sort, wrapping it around the guy's neck, and starts choking him.*

Primate: THIS IS WHAT YOU FUCKING GET!

*Someone finally sees the ordeal and calls for help. A shit-ton of refs and EMTs run up to the ordeal. They struggle to stop Primate from choking the guy, but finally succeed. A large group of refs try holding Primate back, while the EMTs attend to the guy, now a bloody mess.*

Primate: LET ME AT HIM! LET ME AT THE MOTHERFUCKER!

*Primate starts beating the hell out of the refs holding him back, cutting through them like butter. He rushes the group of EMTs and barrels into the group, sending EMTs flying, and resumes beating the hell out of the guy. More refs, and finally security arrive, and are able to stop Primate. The camera cuts to Tater and Marv.*

T: Holy shit!
M: I'd hate to be DeathShock tonight.
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*Points of Authority by Linkin Park blares through the arena as Jason and Stacy make their way down to the ring,after they get in the ring they stand together and begin to have a mini makeout session and the crowd shows their disgust as they boo and Jason now grabs a microphone*

Jason - The only reason you boo is because you're jealous

*The crowd boos some more*

Jason - See? You hear that? That's jealousy and it's all because you wish you could have a girlfriend as beautfiul as mine,the only girlfriend you pimple faced nerds have is your right hand

*The crowd begins a slut chant directed towards Stacy*

Jason - Oh you think that's funny? Well you know what I find funny is that the White Sox just acquired Ken Griffey Jr and they still suck

*More boos as Jason notices someone in the crowd*

Jason - Hey you...yeah you get in here!

*Security lets the man from the crowd over the railing and into the ring*

Jason - Stacy isn't this the guy spilled beer on you and kissed you last week?

Stacy - It sure is hun

Jason - You traveled all this way to see this PPV tonight?

Man - Yes I did I'm a big fan of the IWO and

Jason - Look shut up no one wants to hear your life story,you think it was funny what you did last week when spilled beer on her and then proceeded to kiss her

Man - Yeah I did actually

Jason - You wanna know what I find funny?

Man - What's that?

Jason - This

*From behind Stacy delivers a low blow to the man and as he's bending over in pain Jason delivers a vicious JKO leaving the man unconsious*

Jason - You see now that was funny and you know what else is gonna be funny? When I beat Exo tonight and once again become a tag team champion. You see this Exo? Well this is gonna be you later tonight if you're not careful,I'll look down at you from the ladder and the tag belts high up in the air in triumph of my victory while you just lay there in defeat...playtime is over and your ass is next!

*Jason throws down the mic as the crowd boos and people from the back rush down to check on the fan,Jason and Stacy walk back up the ramp together looking at the carnage they caused and just laugh and smile about as the camera fades*

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*Wilma is standing in the middle of the ring in Chicago. The crowd is booing her as she speaks into a mic*

Wilma: Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce to you the next IWO World Heavyweight Champion, DC!

*Blue on Black hits and DC comes down the aisle as the crowd boos him heavily*


*DC steps into the ring and gives Wilma a kiss on the cheek, he then grabs the mic*

DC: Well, well, well, if I haven't stepped right into the USA's pile of shit, good ole' ShitCago!

*crowd boos*

DC: Oh shut the hell up already!'

*more boos*

DC: If you idoits will quiet down you will see I have something to say!

*more boos, followed by "You suck" chants*

DC: No, I'm sorry Crusher hasn't come out here yet!

*more boos*

DC: Now, as I was saying, tonight is a a night like no other. Tonight the IWO title comes back to where it belongs!

*boos*

DC: You don't have to like it, but it's fact. You see you people don't respect me, and that's fine. But you can't deny that I am the greatest World Champion in the history of the IWO!

*More boos*

DC: I have done it all, and I have beaten them all...did you hear what I said? I said I have beaten them all.

*You suck chants start again...DC starts looking up the rampway*

DC: Nope, still no Crusher. But you see the one thing I can't say is that I have been beaten by everyone. You see the truth is, I am a legend, and that World Title belongs to me!

*Boos*

DC: And somehow, a kid name Crusher got lucky. You see last week I went out and gave him the a break. I stopped Force, and paved the way for Crusher to win the Gauntlet for the Gold. He couldn't have done it without my help!

*boos from the crowd as Wilma claps for DC*

DC: Hold your applause Wilma, I can't hear myself talk.

*more boos*

DC: So tonight I have to face Crusher for the World Title. As you all are aware, Crusher is winless in World Title matches. Don't get me wrong he has been close several times, but he has yet to win the big one. Now I know lately he has been on somewhat of a role, I mean the guy became the first ever Extreme TV Champion.

*Crowd cheers*

DC: I agree, it was an accomplishment, but then he lost it to a fucktard like DeathShock. I mean come on for crying out loud, DeathShock? That circus clown!

*Crowd boos and cheers*

DC: And yes, Crusher won the Gauntlet, but if I hadn't stopped Force, then Crusher would be curtain jerking this PPV.

*boos*

DC: Now I have scouted Crusher for a while, I know he is a submission expert, but remember this Crusher, I am the most innovative wrestler in the IWO. I ended careers where you only thought you did. I have won the big matches, while you fucked around in the mid-card. I have main evented major PPVs, while you could only hope to win a match and get a nice little paycheck.

*boos*

DC: Crusher do you really think you are the guy to lead this company? To be the face of the IWO? I mean think about it, if you beat me tonight you would carry the IWO Title into Championship Dreams and face who? Possibly Cryptic. The main event of the biggest PPV of the year would be Crusher vs. Cryptic? You got to be kidding me!

*We want Crusher chants are heard*

DC: You dumbasses may want him, but I don't...and neither does the higher-ups of the IWO!

*boos*

DC: Don't believe me? Look back at the past two Championship Dreams. Look at the main events for the World Title, and look at the names...look at Corey Taylor, Troy Alston, Unstoppable Force, and of course yours truly!...You know what makes those names great? They are all World Champions. Guys who took the ball and lead the company...pushed the IWO forward, and made it what it is today. Crusher you have no sense of history, you come out here, you talk the talk, and then you get your ass beat.

*Boos*

DC: the only reason people know your name is because of Force...that's right, the guy I took out for you!

*boos*

DC: Force dominated you on so many occasions, that when you finally beat him, it was the upset of a lifetime. But don't worry about that, I made sure that Force wouldn't sniff the World Title again. However, the same can be said for you Crusher. Tonight you step into the ring with the best of the best. Tonight you go one on one with the Dogcatcher, and tonight you get put down!

*boos*

DC: Boo me all you want, but tonight I turn Chicago into the dogpound, and take back what is mine! Tonight DC becomes the champ one more time!

*DC drops the mic and leaves with Wilma as the crowd boos him*
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*Joey Garvin is aimlessly searching the halls looking for Mike Walsh...he stops a backstage employee*

Garvin: Hey have you seen Walsh?

Employee: Who?

Garvin: Mike Walsh, you know, Hollywood Mike Walsh/

Employee: Is he an actor?

Garvin: oh good grief, does nobody know this guy...crap I got to find him.

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*Chad Willard stops The Freebird Express in the hallway*

Chad: Hey guys.

Gordy: What boy? What did you just say?

Chad: I said hey guys.

Morton: Easy Gordy, lay off the kid.

Chad: I'm not a kid.

*Gordy grabs him by the throat and holds him against the wall*

Gordy: Listen here son, you best be moving on down that hall ya hear, or else I am fixin to beat you to a pulp!

*he lets go of Chad, who runs*

Morton: What the hell was that about?

Gordy: It's the new me! I am tired of being kicked around like a yard dog. It's high time that the Freebird Express take back over the tag team division, starting with that disrespectful Garvin.

Morton: I just don't see why we can't forgive him.

Gordy: Because it's principle. We got to stick to our guns. We been too soft I tell ya. Tonight we teach him and that pretty boy Walsh a lesson. I'm going to put them boys through some tables, and then you know what I might just do.

Morton: What's that boss?

Gordy: I might light a fire up under the asses of ole Jason and Exo. I think he deserve them tag titles. I don't care which one of them boys win those belts, that better watch their back, cause the Express are going to come take them.

Morton: It would be nice to win back the tag titles. I do think I would like that.

Gordy: you just hold on to your hat, cause I gots myself a plan. The Freebird Express will take back the titles, but first we take care of Garvin and Walsh. Tonight things heat up, and the Express runs all over a couple of pansy asses!

*they head off down the hall.*
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*Camera comes back from commercial break showing Smith outside the arena of a house show with a brigade of security guards.

Smith: Listen up boys, Corey is not allowed at any IWO event until the Bloodbath PPV in Chicago. IT IS YOUR JOB TO KEEP HIM OUT OF THE BUILDING AND AWAY FROM THE IWO SUPERSTARS UNTIL THEN! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!

Guards: YES SIR!

*Smith returns inside the building and is heading down the hall to his office when all the lights start to flicker around him. Smith stops and starts looking around with a confused look on his face as the lights go completely out for a second and a familiar laugh is faintly heard behind him.*

Smith:It's not real...You aren't here...YOUR GAMES WON'T WORK COREY!

*The lights flare back on as Smith screams and he immediately heads toward the video booth and flings the door open hard startling the video crew.*

Smith: If any of you idiots see Corey I want to be informed immediately. He IS NOT AN IWO WRESTLER DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?

Crew Head: Yes sir you can count on us.

*Camera cuts back to Marv and Tater at ringside

[I]M: It appears that Smith is taking every precaution in order to protect our fans and our superstars from that maniac Corey. Is it enough to stop one of the most talented and physical men that we have ever seen though?

T: I seriously doubt it Marv. When has anyone ever been able to stop him once he gets on a roll? Also Marv, I really doubt alot of these fans want to be protected from him. The hardcore Corey fans go insane any time he makes an appearance.

M: You may be right Tater......I'm am now getting word that there is some commotion outside of the arena let's see what is going on...[I]


*Camera cuts outside of the arena to find most of the guards laid out motionless while one of them is crawling towards the camera covered in blood.*

H...H...help....me....he is a psychopath....please...help me....

*Camera cuts back to the arena where Smith has already stalked his way to the ring and picks up the stick.*

Smith: It isn't happening tonight Corey. I knew this would happen and I made a few calls just to make sure you do not get involved until Blood bath. Get out here insurance!

*The lights in the arena dim as a large figure makes his way down the ramp. He climbs on the apron and steps into the ring next to Smith. The man raises his arm as the lights come on to reveal Masque!*

M: IT'S MASQUE! Corey's long lost rival has been dug up by Smith as an insurance policy. This changes things completely. What will Corey do now?

T: What do you think Marv? He's going to come out here and we are going to see someone go to the hospital.


Smith: That's not all either Corey. THE REST OF YOU GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!

*A brigade of local unknown wrestlers begin to come from every side of the arena through the crowd and surrounding the ring.

Smith: Let's see what you really got Corey! I don't think you have the........

*Smith's mic. cuts out and stops working. He is banging on it and looks at all the other wrestlers with confusion. The camera cuts to the video booth with the crew in panic and confusion trying to make everything work. Suddenly all the equipment starts sparking randomly and stops working. All the lights in the arena go out. Everyones figures can be seen in the ring looking around trying to find out what direction Corey will come from. Suddenly the whole arena's lights turn blood red. Smiths mic. still isn't working as a steady heartbeat sound begins to hover around the arena. A huge flash of lightening hits the titan tron and a message begins to play.

You all thought it was over.....<br>

You all thought you could keep me away....


*The heartbeat sound's rate begins to increase.*

But now it's time for you all to pay.....<br>

Time for everything to change again....<br>

Time for Pure Insanity to take over once again....


*Another huge flash of lightening hits and another huge pyro flame erupts from the on ramp. A familiar music begins to play.*

I push my fingers into my eyes...
It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache...
But it's made of all the things I have to take...
Jesus, it never ends, it works it's way inside...
If the pain goes on...
Aaaaaaaah!


*Duality hits throughout the arena and Corey steps out onto the ramp wielding a black baseball bat in hand. The Corey marks are going insane throughout the arena and chanting his name. Corey makes his way down the ramp as all the locals take off after him. Corey nails the first few with baseball bat shots to the gut and the back. The last local gets a huge swing right across his face and he immediately goes down. Corey is now outside of the ring and stares up at Masque. Smith is looking back and forth and giving Masque orders. Corey lets out a war cry and climbs into the ring as Masque immediately starts pounding on his back. Corey makes it to his feet as they begin to trade punches as Smith bails to the arena floor. Corey ducks a big haymacker by Masque and bounces off the ropes and hits a huge clothesline on Masque. Corey whips Masque into the corner and hits a huge knee right to his face as blood spews out of Masque's face. Corey puts the dazed Masque up on the top turnbuckle while getting on the second turnbuckle and picks him up in a firemans carry position. Corey looks around as the crowd is going crazy and shakes his head no. He ascends to the top turnbuckle with Masque on his shoulders. The crowd is going even crazier as Corey jumps off the top turnbuckle to the outside of the ring giving Masque a huge Duality Driver through the spanish announcing table.*

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

*EMT's rush to the scattered remains of the table to aid Masque as Corey rips a mic. out of the ring announcers hand.*

GET THAT FAT PIECE OF SHIT OUT OF HERE! HOW MANY TIMES DOES IT TAKE THAT OVERGROWN FUCKING RETARD TO LEARN THAT YOU CAN'T FUCK WITH ME BITCH!

*Corey rolls into the ring as the crowd is still buzzing about the huge table spot.*

IT'S FUCKING GOOD TO BE BACK! WHAT THE FUCK IS UP IWO!? I see my favorite maggots are still hanging around.

*Corey marks let out war crys and start chanting his name again.*

Now lets get down to fucking buisness. From what I hear that one guy that looks like a cop from a stupid sci fi movie has a fucking problem with me. What the hell is his name I clearly remember having a fucking world title match with him and he left beaten half to death and empty handed! Oh ya Judge was his name. I'm so fucking sorry it gets hard to remember the low level guys in this industry. Judge will never be on the same level as someone such as...The Unstoppable Force or someone like DC. Do not get me wrong I fucking hate those two mother fuckers with everything that I have but they are the big dogs and they are two of the biggest pillars in this industry. Judge is just another wanna be who rides the coat tails of men like this and plays off of the idiotic sheep fans who cheer for whoever that faggot Smith puts in front of them! You were a fluke World Champion Judge. What else is on your fucking resume? Four time TV champ? That's like winning the fucking special Olympics! Hardcore champ? I fucking made that division! I held that title when there were some actual contenders Judge. That divisions biggest star is a fucking cheap knock off of um...ME! You captained Structure of Doom in 2007...wow that is bad ass Judge...Who won that match though? Who came out and put a barb wire bat right in Force's fucking back and won Structure of Doom? It was me Judge. I am the most successful star the IWO has ever fucking seen and you Judge...You are just a stepping stone in my path to the IWO Championship. All those sheep fans...the little kids and the ignorant adults are going to watch in horror as I beat you within an inch of your life. You will lay on the ground barely aware of what is going on with your face covered in blood. You will faintly hear a man counting...counting towards the end of you Judge. You will hear all those fans wanting you to get up...chanting for you to get up and defeat the bad man Corey. Out of some misplaced sense of self righteousness you will get up only to meet my fist again...and again...and again. I will wrap chairs around your head...put you through tables and take your very soul away from you Judge. After all of this you will fall again but this time...you will not hear the sheep...you will not hear the count. All you will see is me Judge a faint image of what you cannot overcome. When you wake up in the hospital I want you to think long and hard about what is important to you...the sheep and the misplaced glory...Or your very existance?

*Face fans are booing loudly and throwing things at Corey while the maggots are still cheering.*

GO AHEAD...FUCKING BOO ME...THROW SHIT AT ME...CALL ME A FUCKING FREAK IT HAS NEVER MADE A DIFFERENCE BEFORE! WHO ALWAYS COMES OUT ON TOP NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU ALL HATE TO FUCKING ADMIT IT?! WHO IS THE MAN?! ME! COREY FUCKING TAYLOR! PURE INSANITY WILL REIGN SUPREME ONCE AGAIN YOU MOTHER FUCKERS! THE FIRST CASUALTY IN THIS MOVEMENT WILL BE....JUDGE! I'll see you at Blood bath Judge!

*Duality plays again as the lights go red again and begin to dim and flash. Suddenly lightening strikes again as the lights go completely out for a minute and when they finally come back on Corey is gone.

M: We are in for one hell of a ride with Corey back now. He seems just as psycho as ever Tater.

T: Yes he does Marv. If I were Judge I would be coming up with one hell of a game plan.

*Camera cuts to Judge who is standing by a monitor and shoves it off the table and walks off.*

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*Judge's music hits and he makes his way to the ring*

Judge: Corey, Corey, Corey. The little kid that could never grow up has come back for more. Another temper tantrum and you find yourself in a match that you have no chance in hell of walking out of as the victor.

Corey, you think your so fucking tough, you think your so fucking scary, you think your the man to be feared in the IWO? Well, the Judge is here to tell you your not.

Since you've been gone Corey, I've usurped your role. I've become the most feared man in the IWO, and at Bloodbath you will come to that realization. You will come to realize all the things I've realized about you since your return.

You have become a coward. A pathetic worm of the individual you once were. Running around in stupid make up with a balaclava over your face to hide all your ugly, and taking cheap shots on people when they weren't looking.

See, I think I finally understand why you wear that stupid make up Corey. I finally understand why you put on that mask. I finally understand why you have to scream at the to of your lungs in all of your promos and trash everything and everyone in sight. Because Corey, your actually not that big, or that bad. hell, the last time I remember seeing you was on a stretcher as I waved you good bye from the ring. Or did you forget that? Is that not part of your little fantasy world Corey?

I know that deep down under all that make up and swearing and violence your just a little kid at heart, who just wants, no, needs attention. A little kid that probably got bullied in high school, a kid whos probably never had many friends, and probably never will.

But that mask changes everything doesn't it Corey? Oh yes. When that mask is put on you become a bad arse and people who are too simple to see through it quiver in their boots. People who are too simple to see you for who you really are, chant your name. But I'm not one of those people Corey. I was a former Judge and I've seen your type before. I know how you work and I think your pathetic.

And at Bloodbath you will see a man who is truly to be feared. A man who doesn't need masks, or make up, or to shout loudly all the time, to be feared. A man that simply steps into the ring, beats the living shit out of his opponent, and calmly leaves. And that, my friend, is a hell of alot scarier than anything I've seen you do.

So at Bloodbath you better bring more than a can of face paint and a stupid mask. You better bring more than a steel pipe, a balaclava, and a cheap shot. You better bring your fucking a game my friend, not so you can win, no, just so you can survive.

Get ready to ask yourself a very serious question Corey. What you gonna do...what you gonna do...when everyone stops paying attention to you.

*Judge smiles and the camera fades out*
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*The camera opens up to a dark room as the crowd goes wild. The camera scouts the room before coming across a television set. The television set is showing images of the "Crusher's Den" match where Crusher and DC first faced off. Suddenly, lights in the room start flickering and commentary from the match starts to flicker*

Marv Rome - .....Crusher and DC exchanging blows right here....

Tater Inberg - .....OLYMPIC SLAM.....

Marv Rome - .....DC just hit The Bust.....

*The lights begin flickering faster before the television screen shatters. The camera turns around and shows Crusher sat on a steel chair underneath a single light*

You know it's funny. I look back to that match and I don't know what happened. One minute I was on top. I had the guy god damn beat. Right where I wanted him. Ankle Locks, Olympic Slams....the works. Yet, the next thing I know I'm staring at the top of the cell, blood in my eyes and DC is still champion. At that precise moment I realized why he was the World Champion. Notice was. He beat everyone there was to beat. Force, Corey, Troy. You name them, DC beat them. He was the guy to beat and yet I sit here now and I have to ask DC.....What the fuck happened? You were the fucking man. Yet, now you stand in the middle of an IWO ring babbling on and on about how fucking good you are, how many people you beat and how your going to beat me. Let's look at the last thing that got you into the spotlight......I can't remember. You just seem to be there, nothing special, nothing noticeable.....nothing new. Same old DC. Oh shit here he comes, oh shit he just screwed someone out of a title, oh shit here comes Thugged Out to.....Yawn. Still there is hope yet. Someone new for you to try and fuck with.

Me. Now you see last time we met nothing really came of it and I don't want it any other way. I want to come to the ring, beat your ass so fucking badly you're shitting teeth for a week. Beat you so fucking bad you don't want a rematch, beat you until you eat every bad word you ever said about Crusher. DC, I want tonight to be a true champion exposing the fake and drawing in a new era. Tonight, I want to leave the arena with the IWO World Championship around my waist and a broken down, old, false man in the ring. I want every superstar in the back to watch as I do everything they want to do. Beat a cheating, manipulative, back-stabbing, two faced, scared scumbag.

See the thing you don't seem to understand is the fact that you stood in the middle of that ring and spoke shit. You tried fooling these fans and any superstar knows not to fuck with fans.

*Crowd cheers*

Because these guys are what keep us going. Whenever we are down, they are the ones that bring us to our feet. When we are losing, they are the guys turning the tables on our opponents. They cheers us on week in, week out. So, when scum like you lie to them not only do I take offense to it......they do. Do you really think they believe you when you say you can beat me? 3 months ago you couldn't beat a single IWO Superstar without STICK and Exo running to the ring to a number over your opponent. Every fan saw that. They all booed it. They know you can't beat me and they know the only way you are leaving that ring tonight with the belt is if another one of your ass licking girl scouts runs down the aisle while you distract the ref and hit me with a chair.

*Various highlights play showing DC's opponents getting screwed over because of the entourage*

But not this time. No Stick. No Judge. No Juice. A shell of what used to be Exo and no fucking entourage. What once was one of the most powerful factions in the wrestling industry has fallen into dust. The only surviving members are a worn down DC, a whacked up Wilma and a depressed Exo. It's fucking laughable but enough with the laughing. Tonight is serious. Tonight is the dawning of a new era. Tonight the game welcomes a new player. Tonight an old veteran leaves the game. Tonight an old man is ushered to the retirement yard by the new age.

In all honesty though DC, do you really think you can beat me? One on one with no outside interference. Do you really think you have the power to stop the fire in my soul? All the built up frustration from our last encounter? The hurt from my trials and my retributions. You think one man can hold me back? Go ahead and try it but I can guarantee you its going to take more than You, Hell You and your God damn entourage couldn't take me down. Not tonight. Tonight is my night. I've earned this. Every drop of sweat, blood and tears was for tonight. Every Unstoppable Drop was for this. And every time I kicked shit out of DeathShock was for this. No amount of power will stop me tonight, not after what I've been through to get here.

Yet, tonight ain't just for me. Tonight, I take the World Championship and kick out the old. The guys who held the IWO together during the golden era are all past it. Force is playing around with whoever and whatever these days. Corey Taylor is floating around rehab and Troy Alston is flirting with crack cocaine the last I heard. This has opened the doors for the new. A fresher, younger batch of more talented superstars into the frame. Guys like Cryptik, Jason, Me and dare I say it....Shock? We are the new generation. We are the guys that will be selling out arenas, stealing the fans and headlining Championship Dreams. So, DC, let your fears rest. Cryptik vs. Crusher is what the fans want. It's what they need. Yet, you would never have a clue of what the fans want would you? I mean, the selfish wrinkled old battleaxe sitting in the back thinking that by cheating and stealing his way to the top is what the fans want? Foolish, misguided, confused guy. The fans want a real champion. Someone they can follow. Someone their kids can look up to. Some their Grandkids can a legend. Not some washed up, has been clinging onto every string of a fake career he has left.

Dare I say it? The fans want.....Crusher?

*Fans cheer*

I don't know. Is that because they want me or is it because I'm simply better than DC?

*One part of the fans chant "We want Crusher" while the other chants "We hate DC" in response*

Take it for what it is but just remember this DC. You can kick, you can scream and you can throw everything you have in your arsenal at me but its not good. I'm not the same man you faced those months ago and you aren't the same force you were. Tonight, you get Crusher. Not another man. Not another pushover. Tonight, you meet your fate, destiny....your end. Tonight, I take the DC that had the industry on lock down and put the final nail in the coffin of dieing career.

*Crusher looks directly into the camera with a menacing look*

Tonight, I erase the past and write the future.

Tonight, I become the new IWO World Champion.

*As Crusher stops talking he turns his head showing his mask which has "Champion" written down the side in blood. We then go back to ringside*
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*Backstage*

*We see Chad beside The Peaceful One with a microphone in hand as Cryptic grins and jogs on spot in preparation for his match.*

Chad: Cryptic...

*The crowd pop just by the sound of The Peaceful One's name!!*

Chad: Cryptic, tonight right here in Chicago at the Bloodbath pay per view you take on Unstoppable Force one on one in a cage match for a shot at the IWO Title at Championship Dreams, what are your thoughts on tonights match?

*Cryptic doesn't say a word, but instead he begins to grin as Chad waits for a response.*

Urgh, Cryptic...what are your thoughts about tonights big match in which the winner takes on whoever may be the Champion at Championship Dreams?

*Suddenly Cryptic begins to laugh hysterically leaving Chad stunned!!

After a few moments Cryptic wipes laughter tears away from his eyes and smiles.*


Cryptic: Chad, if you please may i have the microphone?

Chad: But of course.

*Chad hands over the microphone to Cryptic and takes a slight step back whilst giving Cryptic a "what the fuck" look.*

Cryptic: Wow, hello to all the peaceful ladies and gentlemen in Chicago, Illinois and those all over the world and tuned in to what shall be a day to remember, a day in which in The Peaceful One must prove once again that he is worthy of the IWO title.

*Crowd cheer and chant Cryptic's name, "Cryptic, Cryptic!!" *

King of The World, at this very pay per view i became one step closer to becoming the King of the world when i won the Rumble in which i became the opponent for whoever is the champion at Championship Dreams. Today i stand here at Bloodbath with my status as the number one contender on the line, i know what you're all thinking, these turns events are very unpeaceful!!!

*Cryptic smiles before speaking once more*

But my fate is still in my own hands. Tonight Unstoppable Force your status as a has-been is going to be confirmed once i leave you dazed and confused in tonights match as my hand is raised in victory leaving you with nothing but a photo book to reminisce of the times in which you were indeed something, however those times are long gone. Just like the times of the jerry curls, you'd be nothing short but a distant memory, one of which we cringe at the thought and laugh at the times in which one may say "How the hell did that guy become champion? He was nothing but a robotic bubbling block head.*

*The crowd erupt with laughter!!

Cryptic giggles a little.*


Unstoppable Force you've become stale like mouldy bread, hard and green, with a less than pleasant stench like a bad egg. You're movements have become predictable, thus you've lost the belt and your opportunity to defend it at Championship Dreams. Maybe it was the stress of being the IWO champion, too much of a burden for you, after all you failed to bring peace back to the IWO once you won the title and instead became a used fleshlight to those who provide unrest and wish to remove the peace from the IWO thus now you stand in my path hoping to gain another chance at the IWO title, hoping to redeem yourself and make up for your past failures, an act i usually commend, but on this occasion a dream that i shall sadly shatter as my own and the peaceful people of society's dream remains on the line as my victory assures the dream remains alive.

*Crowd pops!!

Chad requests to speak on the microphone, Cryptic lets him.*


Chad: Erm, Cyrptic...did you just refer Unstoppable Force to a used fleshlight or was i just that hearing things?

Cryptic: No, what you heard was correct. Hes become worthless like one of those unpeaceful devices.

*Crowd laugh!!*

Marv: Got damn, i won't ever see my fleshlight in the same way again.

Tater: You have one of those?

*Cryptic takes the microphone back and continues to address the people and Unstoppable Force.*

Cryptic: Unstoppable Force you may come out here tonight and let loose with an ever so inspiring speech of how pain is mandatory in order to please the goths and cut wrist fanatics, but if you do so please be sure to give of a disclaimer warning before hand, one that gives I and the people enough time to grab our teddy bears and use your speech as material in order to send ourselves to sleep, whilst warning those who may be working late nights to avoid the speech altogether before they get busted for sleeping on the job.

Marv: I guess i better get me some coffee.

Tater: I'll have mine with one sugar please, no milk.

Cryptic: Unstoppable Force, allow me say this now, you tried your best as champion i'll give you that much credit because i'm a peaceful person. You went around with the mentality that you are supposedly an unstoppable force, you forget that you are anything but unstoppable, the only being that is unstoppable is mother nature and guess what? I have her by my side. When you enter the ring and you lose, its because you're not unstoppable, when you enter tonight’s match and lose it'll be because you weren't unstoppable, it'll be because mother nature is unstoppable and with her by side we shall be an unstoppable force! When it rains you can not stop it, when it snows you can not stop it, when its baking hot you can not stop the heat because this is the way of mother nature and when you lose tonight you could not have prevented it, because your fate was already decided the moment you went up against I and mother nature and besides the Terminator act can only go on for so long, he eventually became nothing but nuts and bolts, you shall follow the same path, but unlike Arnie you won't be back, not back in the IWO title picture as you become a spectator of the main event at Championship Dreams. However Unstoppable Force, put some of your fears aside, i won't drop you into hot boiling lava, that just won't be peaceful...i'll shall just ram your head into the steel cage a few times and beat you, much more peaceful than the other option because if you ain't peaceful...

*Cryptic pauses as the crowd begin to build up a cheer*

...YOU AIN'T NOTHING!!!!!

*The crowd erupt with cheers as the camera fades*
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*Exo is seen storming though the halls of the arena. He is pissed and looking for answers. Exo is walking towards the camera as the cameraman moves to stay ahead of him. Finally Exo reaches the ramp to the stage and bursts into the arena as his music and pyro hits. Exo hits the ring with both tag team belts over his shoulders, grabs a mic, and addresses the crowd who had a mostly mixed, but noisy reaction...

Now I know I don't usually come out here to the ring and speak my mind. You all know when I get in here, I'm here for business. Well, this is really no different. Some shit's gone down and I think you all need to see it addressed.

let's talk about the cowardly attacks that disgusting fuck Corey has been up to. For weeks, this mask wearing punkass has been terrorizing the IWO, and myself personally. Now, I gotta give props Corey, you wrecked a lot of havoc. You ruined a lot of lives. It was smart. But what you have to face now...

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IS MY GODDAMN FURY! Corey let me tell you, I find it DISGUSTING that you put on another mask to hide yourself. You make me want to VOMIT! You make me SICK! Corey, I am going to make it my mission in my goddamned life to torture your emo bitch ass into oblivion. You will regret for the rest of your miserable existence the day you decided to attack me behind my back Corey I swear to God you are going to suffer for this like never before. I am standing right here Corey and you can believe me when I tell you I am going to rip off that fucking mask and shove it down your FUCKING THROAT!

And YOU!

*Exo points out to the crowd.

You stupid "maggots." Stand up, let me see you. Out there, hiding in the crowd, a bunch of no-name loser fags. You all cry about your pain and grief. I'll bet you say shit like "nobody understands me boo hoo hoo." You want to see pain? You want to suffer? I am going to make you cry. I am going to bathe in your teenage tears. I can not fucking wait for the river that floods from all of your eyes when you see your pathetic "hero" lying broken and beaten in front of you all. You can sit down now, all the acne was making everyone else sick. Go back to your dark little rooms and cut yourselves for a while.

*Crowd is giving Corey marks a hard time and laughing at them.

Now let's take care of one other matter, hopefully, for the last goddamned time. I'm talking about you Jason. We've been at this for a while and it's going to end tonight. I am going to take you to the top of the latter Jason, I'm going to take you to the top and show you what it looks like, for once in your life, to look out and know that you are at the highest of the highs, and then Jason, then I am going to throw you off of it and onto your skinny girlfriend and watch her break like a twig. You've made the wrong decisions for too long and it's all over. It all ends tonight Jason. There will be no rematch. You can play with your dolls and your toys, but I am fucking done with you and your "life partner" Josh.

*Crowd laughs at them. Then break into a chant of "Homo's, homo's homo's." Exo looks around like LMAO.

And just to make sure you, and everyone else in this stadium, and everyone watching at home knows how fucking serious I am about this, and that this match is all about settling personal debts, I want nothing to get in the way Jason. So right here, right now, I am officially vacating these belts.

*Crowd is stunned and looks around and starts talking to each other about the ramifications of Exo's bold statement. Exo holds both belts up in the air, then lays them down respectfully in the middle of the ring. The crowd doesn't really know what to do and is just making a bunch of noise. Exo drops his mic and exits the ring.
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So this is what it's come down to. This is where the title has gone. The title I first held..The company I help to build..Is now this. Cryptic..having a 50/50 chance to main event Championship Dreams. The biggest Pay Per View..In this company..And I have to fight Cryptic..For the right to main event it. After all I've done..This..is what my title shot comes down to. I won't say I'm surprised..It seems as if this has been my run of luck for way too long now. I'll just say that I'm dissapointed.

I'm dissapointed that I have to face this joke. I'm dissapointed that the IWO could find me no one better to face on a pay per view. That on a pay per view..Where fans will pay their hard-earned money to watch..They're going to showcase someone of Cryptic's status. That is what I am dissapointed in. Most would be happy with this situation..right?..I mean..most would love a virtual bye into the main event at Championship Dreams..Well..I'm not like most. I thrive on competition...And the only competition Cryptic could beat me at would be at a stand-up festival..And even then I would question his chances..Because I don't think anyone really finds him funny.

I'm going to be really honest with you Cryptic..I don't know about a damn word you've said about me...Mainly because I can't read it..But that's another story for another day. The only part I bother straining my eyes to see..Was that you called me stale. I've heard that all before. But before..I heard it from guys like Judge..Like Troy Alston..Guys who meant something..Guys who's are opinions are to be valued. You quite frankly, can take your opinion and shove it up your unfunny ass. I find it really funny that someone who has made his whole career on lame 5th grade jokes..Would call me stale. I find it funny..That someone who has never held a title, or had to evolve his character to stay ahead...Would call me stale. It seems the only thing I can find funny about you Cryptic..Is just how retarded you truly seem to be.

But the thing I find most funny..Is how you seem to be beaming with confidence. How you proclaim how much better you are than me..How you think you deserve the title shot at championship dreams over me. See..What Cryptic thinks that he represents..Is this new era of professional wrestling. These comedians..Who find their niche with a gimmick that even Vince Russo himself would scoff at, Entertain a bunch of kids with a few jokes and catchphrases to sell T-shirts..And all of a sudden..They've earned a spot over the old guard. Me. Well it doesn't work like that. Do you really think the IWO wants Cryptic in the main event over the Unstoppable Force?..Is that really what is best for business?..Of course not..The only person who thinks it is of course, is Cryptic.

See..Somehow Cryptic thinks that the cage works to his advantage. Even though I've won a title in a cage..And have been in more cage matches in my career than he has actual matches..But who needs logic anymore. You want to ram my head into a cage?..Is that supposed to send a cold rush down my spine?..Is that supposed to really scare me?..And what after that clown boy..You going to blow me a balloon after I shake off the weakest cage shot of my career?...You going to do a mime routine against the walls of the cage?...It's pathetic that you are even in this company..Talking the crap you talk, with nothing to back it up. It's pathetic that you think you belong in a cage with me. But what is even more pathetic..Is that you actually think..You're tough.

Mr. Peaceful One..A cage is no place for peace. A cage is a place for war..A cage is a place where feuds are settled..Where you're either judged as a superstar..Or a failure. Cyrptic..You seem to have this knack for being able to turn yourself from funny..To serious in a snap. And that's fine. But I'm serious all the time. While you go for laughter..And you push your gimmick down the throat of anyone with half a brain..I'm in there beating ass. You can call it stale..You can call it boring..You can call it whatever you want. But let me ask you a question..My stale..Boring ass..Has had 3 world title reigns..And your fun..Unpredictable ass..Has had......0. Why don't you think that over the next time you're meditating...Maybe you can tell me why that is.

The Unstoppable Force is not ready to move aside. I am not ready to let my spot go. Championship Dreams is my Pay Per View..Championship Dreams is the show I main event. I'm not passing that torch yet..And even if I had to, I damn sure wouldn't pass it to someone like Cryptic. Cryptic..You come with it all at Bloodbath..You come with your jokes..Your yoga..Your face paint..Because I'm coming with fists..With slams..With suplexes..And with more determination than you have ever seen in your life. Playtime is over Cryptic..Joke time is over..That title is mine..My championship Dreams have just begun..And you're going to find out why..When it comes to that IWO title..I am truly....Unstoppable.

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