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King of the World PPV from Glasgow, Scotland

Promos due by Friday June 27 @ 8PM EST

Remember to promo for the match you are in, as well as the Rumble Match...The promos will determine if you win your match, and how you do in the Rumble match as well.

Special Challenge Match
DC vs. Chris Stunner w/ Troy as the Special Guest Referee

Tag Team Title Match
Freebird Express (c) vs. Thugged Out

Extreme TV Title Hardcore Elimination Match
Crusher (c) vs. Josh vs. Primate vs. Deathshock vs. Jason vs. Cryptic

World Title Cage Match
Force (c) vs. Judge

30 man Rumble Match, with the winner getting a world title shot at Championship Dreams
Entered in the Match
DC
Josh
Jason
Alli Sabbah
Joey Garvin
Bobby Morton
Michael Gordy
Exo
Stick
Crusher
Deathshock
Troy Alston
Mike Walsh
Primate
Cryptic

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*Joey Garvin is sitting in his locker room when Gordy and Morton walk in with the tag team titles.*

Gordy: Joey Jam, how's it going son?

Garvin: how's it going, how do you think it is going? I have been the laughing stock of the IWO for the past few weeks.

Morton: Easy brother. You should be happy for us, we are tag team champions. The Freebird Express has gold.

Garvin: Yeah I guess. I am happy for you guys. I am just tired of losing.

Gordy: we understand. But look we are going to defend these belts at King of the World and we are going to retain them against Thugged Out.

Morton: that's right. And then when we keep the gold brothers, we are going to go out and win the rumble match.

Garvin: You realize that only one of us can win the rumble match.

*They stop talking and look at each other*

Gordy: you're right. I tell ya what son. Me and Morton are going to beat Thugged Out and keep the tag straps, so you can have the rumble for yourself. We will do all we can to help you win the match.

Garvin: Really? You guys would do that.

Morton: hell yes we would. We are the Freebirds, and we stick together..at King of the World we are going to roll over all of the competition and you will have that main event spot at championship dreams

*they all high five and leave the room*
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*DC is seen sitting in front of a camera..he is not smiling*

DC: It seems to me that there is a lack of respect here in the IWO. A lack of respect for the greatest heavyweight champ to ever step foot in a ring....You see week after week something stupid occurs and screws me out of accomplishing my goal...the goal to be world champion again.

*DC looks down and shakes his head, then back at the camera*

DC: But you see right now, I have a different problem...that problem is with Chris Stunner..you know the former champ turned alcoholic...that drunk has the nerve to attack me last week during an interview segment...Not only that but at Reckless Reunion, you cost me my shot at the World Title...But don't worry Stunner, I will take care of you this week...I will send you back to what ever rock you crawled out from under...Well that is if you make it.

*DC laughs*

DC: That's right, if you can stay sober enough to show up and take the beating that I have waiting for you...oh and one more thing..Troy Alston..The Epitome...if you get in my way during this match..I have no problem putting down a bitch like you either.

*DC moves closer to the camera*

DC: But forget all that for a minute..what I am really concentrated on is the thirty man rumble match. You see 29 other superstars are going to climb in the ring and get tossed..and in the end I will be the only one standing...Then and only then will I once again claim my spot in the main event of Championship Dreams...I know this is giong to be a feat that will be hard to accomplish..I mean I do have a match before this one...There are guys that are going to be fresh..surprises..but really the only competition I have is already fighting for the world title. So you see it's quite simple...All these idiots fighting for the Extreme TV Title..well they are going to pretty much eliminate themselves with the hell they will go through before the rumble match..And The Freebird Express...don't worry Thugged Out will take care of you. But you see there is still Joey Garvin, and Mike Walsh...And Alli Sabbah..but really these guys are just jobbers...curtain jerkers who have no place in the match...As for Troy Alston..Well Troy I put you out of commision before and I will do it again if you dare get in my way...And to the surprises that may come out during this match..Well just know I have the greatest tag team watching my back..so you better be ready..because tonight Chris Stunner and the rest of the IWO gets put down!
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*Hugh Miller is shown standing by*

Hugh - Good evening, I'm standing outside the lockeroom of J&J Enterprises where tonight-

*The door opens as Jason and Stacy come out*

Jason - Excuse us

*They begin to walk away as Hugh chases them down*

Hugh - Jason if you could just take this moment

Jason - This better be good Hugh

Hugh - Okay I won't waste any of your time I just wanted to know your thoughts on going into tonight's show...

Jason - Isn't that funny I was just gonna go address my thoughts to the crowd so why don't sit back here and listen...gimme your mic!

*Jason grabs the mic from Hugh and shoves him away as they make their way out into the arena,Jason's music plays as they walk down the ramp and get into the ring*

Jason - Tonight is the night where men get one step closer to their dream here in the IWO,tonight is the night where it's every man for himself as they climb in this ring and beat the hell out of each other...for one thing

*Jason pauses for a moment*

Jason - A shot at the most coveted prize in the IWO and that is the IWO World Heavyweight Championship,I'm no stranger to championship gold seeing as how I'm a multiple time tag team champion with The Josh,a former TV champion and Hardcore champion...and also the World Championship

*Jason pauses again for a moment*

Jason - People seem to forget that I am a former World Champion seeing as how my reign was short lived,and ever since then I've been the laughing stock of the lockeroom and each time I came so close to getting it back I failed...but not tonight

*Jason begins to look intense*

Jason - Tonight I will get in this ring and win the battle royal and make myself one step closer to getting back what was taken from me so long ago

*Crowd begins to boo*

Jason - Not only do I have a chance at getting back the World Title I also get a chance at taking the Extreme TV Title,so tonight not only will I walk out of this arena as the Extreme TV Champion but also as the number one contender for the World Championship

*Crowd boos some more as Jason and Stacy walk back up the ramp,before the camera fades an ad is shown on the tron that says "Visit www.j&jenterprises.com today!"
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Guess who's baaaackkkkk...That's right..After my first week off in ages..I, the Unstoppable Force, your champion..Has returned. Now, I know there are a lot of you wondering what I did with my week off..But thats personal business. But..lets just say I got more action over the last week than most of this damn roster would in a year..And I am MORE than ready to go. As fate would have it..My first return match is a PPV..Against Judge....In a cage. As if there wasn't anything more that Judge and myself could do to each other..They are going to put us into a cage. I know Judge is just loving this..And so am I..Because an explosion is bound to occur.

See Judge..On my week off..I did have a lot of time to think..And I thought about different things..One of which being who my first opponent would be for this title..And you were the first guy that came into my mind...Not because I respect you more than anyone else..Or because I want to face you more than anyone else..But because it's my turn to do to you..What you did to me. For a long time..I had to sit back and watch you be champion..Watch you walk around with my title..And carry my company..And there seemingly was not a damn thing I could do to about it. I'd get a title shot and lose..I'd be stuck against lesser competitition..But whatever the reason was..I couldn't get you...Until I did. I beat you for this title Judge..But now the roles are reversed..You are the hunter..I am the hunted.

As hard as it is to get this World Title, it is ten times harder to keep it. The pressure this title puts on you every night is something you can only describe if you have actually experienced it...And I know that Judge has. I know that Judge knows what it is to be a champion..And that does give him more of an advantage on me than most of my opponents. I know how much Judge wants it..And that's why he is going to fail. As much as Judge puts on the screen that he "respects" me..He..deep down..hates me. Anyone that tells you that they respect the person that took a championship from them, is a damn liar. And I'm going to use that hate against Judge. I'm going to take him out of his game with it. And once I do that..The rest is smooth sailing.

We all had to see this coming Judge..The evolution of our feud was bound to come to this. In a steel structure with no place to run or hide. This is the final proving ground of who the superior warrior is. We both know we our going to shed blood..We both know that the pain is going to be there in a mass amount...But Judge..I don't lose cage matches. I won my first world championship way back when in a hell in a cell..And the only cage match I ever lost..Was because of you a while back, when you BLEW IT for our team. I'm going to wipe that blemish off my record at King of the World.

Judge..For all our matches..And the time we've been in the ring together..There has always been a question of who is truly the best. And that question has never really been answered because of how many win's and losses that we both equally have over each other. The only way to truly end the discussion, is that one of us is going to have to take the other out...For good. See, this match is about much more than a title..It's about a feud that stretches far beyond the bounds of professional wrestling. To say this is personal, would be an understatement. Judge, you have been the biggest challenger to my throne..and I can't have that. I need to be on one level, by myself..And have the rest of the IWO below me, where they should be...And I can't have that with you around.

So how do I solve this problem?..I leave you laying. You hear wrestlers promise all the time that they are going to leave someone layed out..But this promise is a different one. What I plan to do to you at King of the World will stretch far beyond what anyone has ever seen in a wrestling ring. The brutality that I will inflict on you would get me 25 to life in prison outside that arena. You will bleed Judge..You will hurt..more than you ever have in your life...You, and the IWO will know after this match, who the true Champion of the world is. I didn't win this title from you to lose it back this soon..And if you think that is the case..You're living in a dream world..Bitch.

So..It's time to find out who the King truly is..Who the king of the cage is..Who the King of the IWO is..Who really is the King..Of the World. Right now..That's me..And this title on my shoulder..proves it. And I ain't letting this throne go no time soon Judge. You think about it long and hard Judge..Because I guarentee..When you walk down that isle at King of the World..It will be the last isle, you ever walk down. And by the way..To all the participants in the Battle Royal..Good luck..I'll see you soon. Pain is Mandatory..For you.
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lets go ahead and get a quick recap of last week before i get started.. i told crusher if he could put me under again that i would never challenge him for his title again or even mutter his name.. that if crusher could again get me down for the count, the 1, 2, 3 that he would have officially swatted this fly. crusher then went on to declare his superiority over me, and vowed that it would be the last time we met in the ring. but what happened ladies and gentlemen? crusher, couldn't, beat, me. i stepped through the ropes, and the intensity of the hate between us could be felt throughout the arena, for one split second there was nothing but a pure hate and desire to destroy throughout the entire arena, and all eyes were on me. the underdog, the lower-hand, the "over his head rookie". and for that one second i locked eyes with the enemy, with the guy i have yet to beat, and i put EVERYTHING on the line, and went to war with an animal. the bell rang and everything in the world disappeared from my brain, it was like my mind had been erased of everything but hate, and the will to fight. and for 20 minutes it was nonstop, back and forth, up, down, up, down, hes out, hes in, hes done, hes back, it was pure hell and the unthinkable became reality. in the FINAL SECONDS of the match and what happens.. the champ buckles.. yes ladies and gentlemen the champ was scared of reality, he was scared of the fact HE COULDN'T PUT THIS BASTARD DOWN! HE WAS SCARED THAT IM NO LONGER THE OVER HIS HEAD ROOKIE I WAS BEFORE! he was scared, that i can now stand up against him, and most of all hes scared that i will beat him. so in a desperate attempt to hold the title for one more day, he blows the final seconds by simply holding me off to keep the title by default.. all week people have been asking me... shock, arent you pissed? you could of had him and he barely escaped, the title was your but he weaseled his way out... the answer.. no, im not pissed, im happy. im glad as hell that things happened the way they did last week. why? why in suck a shitty situation am i happy? simply because now i know what awaits me. crusher, you know that title is mine. you know that last week i had the W in my hand and you got scared and buckled under the pressure and took the pussy way out.. you grabbed your title and ran to the back in fear... grasping it as if it was your child, a child you had almost lost... a child you know you dont deserve.. you know you cant beat me now crusher, you know i speak truth when i say that tonight, infront of millions, there will be a 2nd war. a blood bath of epic proportions, a battle between the titans that will end in the these words echoing throughout the arena... "here is your winner.....and NEW champ, DEATHSHOCK...!" and the echo of that statement will be drowned out by the cheers of all the fans who stand behind the fact i deserve that damn title. whether you believe it, deny it, or just havent contemplated it, hurry up and come to terms with it, because its not a threat, its not a dream, its destiny. threats are empty, dreams dont always come true, destiny... is inevitable. and after i beat you for the title, im gonna go back stage, im going to sling it over my shoulder, im going to tell all the interviewers and fans exactly what happened. im going to tell them all exactly how the almighty crusher, aint so mighty after all. and after ive done that, im gonna get ready, because ive got another problem to take care of.. the king of the mountain tournament. im going in that tournament a champ, and coming out a double champion. and by the end of the night crusher, when your sitting in the back crying your eyes out, crying to god, begging for the reason why he has punished you with having to face me, your going to hear for a 2nd time..."here is your winner.... and the king of the mountain....DEATHSHOCK!.." this isnt a game, or just some attempt to look greater then i am crusher. this is me making you and the entire IWO roster realize what i really am.. and that, is a champion. you can come out here and talk about me all you want. say im an over heated rookie, say your gonna put an end to me once and for all, say im not shit and cant compare to you. but the truth is crusher... and im sure you already know this by now.. im like a cancer.. im spreading through your veins like a wildfire. ive gotten in your head and you cant seem to shake me, im like a paper cut, i may not be physically noticeable at the moment, but you feel me there, like having hell burn you from the inside out crusher, you know im there. now i suggest you grab your title, hold it tight, give it a kiss, a kiss goodbye... then take it to the sink and wash it off for me, i want it nice and shiny for the camera.

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*Judge's music hits and he comes to the ring. On his way up the ramp he goes over to some fans and few of them shrink back. Judge smiles at this and keeps walking till he gets into the ring. He grabs a mike and starts to speak.*

Judge: The time has come. The time for the Judge to be champion again. The time for Judge to become the King of the World.

I will be every thing that a good king is. I will rule with an iron fist, I will live in luxury, I will vanquish all foes, but most importantly, whilst I may not always be respected, I will be feared. And thats what this match is all about, fear.

Force you can go around telling these fans that your the Unstoppable one and that now you have the strap nothing is going to take it away from you. You can talk about it being your turn to whip my arse, about how a steel cage is exactly where you want to be in a few days time, about how exactly your going to smear my blood from pillar to post like no one has ever done before. But at the end of the day, I know its a lie. I know its all just a front.

Deep down Force, I know your scared. Because over the last few weeks you've seen a side of me I bet you never knew existed. A side that doesn't care about good or bad. A side that doesn't feel guilt. A side that doesn't hold back. A side thats been creating so much fear in the locker room that the commissioner was too scared to let you even come to the building the other week for fear of what it might do to you. For fear of what I might do to you.

You can talk all the shit you like Force. But I know that over the last few weeks I've gotten inside your head. I know that a part of you is wondering how your going to walk out of a cage with a man who has become as unrelenting, as remorseless, as feared as I have become. And it doesn't matter if every inch of you isn't quaking with fear about our match, because the seed has been planted. A seed of doubt, a seed of fear, a seed which I intend to make grow during our match.

And by the end of this match, there won't just be a small part of you that's afraid of me, oh no. At the end of our match every inch of your being will be shaking in fear of me.

I'm coming for you Force and this time there is nowhere to run, no where to hide, no where to catch a breath.

You think I hate you Force? Well...your right. I hate you, because your one of the few people left in the locker room who doesn't smell like they've pissed themselves when I walk by. But that's ok. Because I'm going to change that at King of the World.

Force your wins against me up to now mean nothing because you've never seen me like this before. I'm not just taking you to your physical limits, but I'm taking you to your mental limits. And then, I'm taking your championship. So what you gonna do, what you gonna do, when the Judge...comes...for you!
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*The camera opens up to a dark room and the crowd pops. A single light emanates from the ceiling shining down upon a man sat on a steel chair. The camera gets closer and a white mask can be seen lying on the floor and a championship belt laying next to it. As the camera gets closer Crusher is visible*

I feel as though a few points need to be covered before my matches tonight. A few things people don't seem to get these days.

My name is Crusher. I am the Extreme Television Champion and I am scared of nothing. I fear no pain. I fear no being. I. Fear. Nothing. So when chumps like Deathshock claim I am scared of him I don't take kind to it. He seems to have confused the outcome of last weeks match with another one of his dreams about me. Kid, you didn't beat me. I didn't beat you. Wow. It happens but in no way did I get scared of you. I grabbed a hold in the final seconds. Unfortunately for your argument it was in the dying seconds. Thus me making any attempt to put an Ankle Lock on you, hitting you with an Olympic Slam or trying any high impact move would have been stupid. Why? Because time would have ran out before I would have completed the move yet alone made a pin attempt. So, Shock, before you go running your mouth again, prick, get your fucking facts straight. You didn't beat me. I'm not scared of you. You still won't beat me and you still won't win gold. You are the bottom of the bottom who has somehow stumbled upon chance, after chance, after chance, after chance to touch my title. Hear that? My title. You are still a fucking joke of a competitor. So go ahead Shock and wank over the fact you got a draw over me because I was "scared" but I dare you. Dare you to call me scared tonight. Look between these eyes and call me scared. Call me scared when your hitting me with everything you have and you still can't put me down. Call me scared when I beat you and everyone else and walk out with this belt still around my waist.

As far as every other competitor goes. I'm putting you all on notice. This title is mine and non of you will beat me for it. So feel free to fight amongst yourselves and also help yourself to stay out of my way. However, if any of you feel you have what it takes to step up to my level in between me throwing Shock around the ring, please don't hesitate. I will be in the middle of the ring. I wear a mask and I am the best damn competitor you will see in this match yet alone this industry but let me warn you.....I won't take your confidence lightly. For too long have I allowed people to try me with no real punishment. So tonight I want to send a message. I am the best in this business. This championship is a sign of that and after tonight the carnage I leave in that ring will be a sign of things to come. A sign that I am eating with the big Dog's and that you....

*Crusher chuckles*

...you're all below me.

Jason and Josh. The two biggest clowns to grace an IWO ring. One brain cell between them and nothing to be proud of. The laughing stock of the tag division and the jokes of the single division. I mean, God, your fucking useless. It's like a comedy act when you step in a ring. You both bumble around the ring not quite sure what the others doing or what you're actually doing yourself. Y'know you should be renamed Beavis and Butthead. Two useless, dopey, jackasses barely getting by in life. You two idiots have crossed my path before and on that occassion you couldn't figure between your "championship quality" brains that you have to take out the champion to have a better chance of winning, not yourselves.

Then we have the IWO's very own Zoo animal. All the way from some arsecrack in the southern hemisphere is Primate. A man brought up by the jungle. Brought up by the animals and living on his instincts to survive. Fuck that noise. This is wrestling. Not fucking Jungle Book. I ended this chumps career almost a year ago but of course some ignorant prick didn't quite understand "you're fired" and came back for round two. Except this time around. Primate can't get the job done because at the end of the day Primate is a lazy, ugly shadow of his former self. I grant you, Primate was once a decent competitor. Hell, I still have scars covering my body and wear a mask to cover the scars on my face because of him. Now though. He's nothing. Primate, if you feel your up to it then feel free to try me. You will meet the same fate as the rest.

Yet, there is one man still. A man I can't quite come to terms with. I've met him before and on that specific occasion he beat me. That man is Cryptic. I can beat him I know I can but of everyone in this match tonight.....I consider him the biggest threat. Not much of a threat but compared to the other chumps in this match he is the one man I am cautious of. So Cryptic, when I've finished ruining Shock's chance's of that first championship reign he craves so bad let's make this about us. Give the fans something to remember and the locker room something to be wary of. You aren't taking my championship but we can damn sure take the show.

*Crusher then picks up his mask and straps it to side of his face not visible to the camera. He then kneels down and picks up the Extreme TV Championship and drapes it over his shoulder. Crusher rises back to his feet and stands proudly in front of the camera*

Tonight though, there is another prize tonight. A shot at the Worlds Championship. Another chance for me to rise to the top and take a certain piece of property a few wrestlers have been keeping warm for me. Tonight, I am prepared to snatch and claw myself through twenty-nine other competitors to prove that I am the best this place has to offer. The championship on my shoulder shows that I am one of, if not, the best. I will beat any man who comes in my path, any obstacle thrown my way, any challenge set. I am the best technical wrestler to ever grace a ring. I am the current Extreme TV champion and the man who united the Hardcore and TV Title's. I have done everything there is to do in this business other than the big one. I breath this business. It is all I think about. I will win the IWO World Championship, come hell or high water whether I become the Number one contender tonight or whether it takes another year. I will be the man.

My name is Crusher and I am a Champion.

*Crusher looks down at his championship and back at the camera he then exits the room with the camera pan following him to the door. The camera then goes black and we go back to ringside*
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*Thugged Out are having a meeting in the back of the limo. The Driver is with them. And this is where our story begins...

Stick: Fuck mayan, I ain't havin this shit tonight. We gotta fuckin packed stadium full of Thugged Out fans just waitin to see us take our belts back.

Exo: That fag josh, what a fucking idiot. Them twats J boyz couldn't take this shit off us they selves in the first goddamned place. Now they pullin some shit to take them offa those hicks.

Stick: Makes me fuckin wonder if those 2 bitches the one's behind those hits.

Exo: I thought we buried those fags a long time ago. Can't be them man, they ain't got the balls.

Stick: We find one thing out for sure tonight though. We gonna make sure it ain't those backwater hicks Joey Ga...Ga...Garvin or Bobby Mort...Mort...Morton.

Exo: Ha ha, fucking stutterin fucks. Kill two birds 'n shit.

Stick: It's simple, beat the shit out of them so we know they can't pull any shit on us.

Exo: And take back our belts. It might just be them though. Them fags got the most to gain right now.

Stick: Them bitches might've been settin us up. Hell, they couldn't pin half of Thugged Out. Makes sense they'd be trying to take us apart.

Exo: Fuck man, I ain't down with this shit right now.

Stick: DTA. D. T. mother fucking A.

Miss Alison: Look, you guys can take care of them tonight, won't need to worry about it for a long time. But you also gotta get in the ring with the whole roster tonight. Don't fuck it up. This is your chance to look every member of the IWO square in the eye and see who blinks. Who looks away. Somebody, is guilty. And we will find out who.

Exo: That's right. We know we gonna be getting in the ring tonight with somebody who's got somethin to hide. Bitch better be real fucking careful. We find out tonight, this house is gonna come down.

Stick: Shit man, we gotta close ranks. We gotta have a sitdown with DC, we gotta shake up that queer Mr Smith. Fuck mayan, we ain't even seen Miss A in months. What the fuck is going on around here?

Exo: Some shit been plotting against us for a while.

Miss Alison: Don't forget that punk Troy. He always got bad news following him.

Stick: No shit, he's been hidin for months.

Exo: What about that tagalong fag Judge? You think he still crying about the "unstoppables"???

Thugged Out: LMAO

Miss Alison: Shut up morons. Somebody taking cheap shots and it's costing us. Don't ignore anybody tonight. Crusher, Deathshock, that stinky hippie. Any of them are suspects. Well, maybe not the hippy, but you know what I mean.

Exo: And you know who else was pretty fucking suspicious last week...

Stick: The Unstoppable Fag.

Exo: I know that fucker been wantin to take a shot at Thugged Out for a long fucking time now.

Stick: Doesn't matter. We gonna tear the IWO apart. We starting tonight by going through the goddamned roster and putting everyone down. No need to watch your back if you're surrounded by cripples, no what I sayin?

Exo: True. Let's do it.

Miss Alison: Go get ready, I'm parking the Hummer someplace nobody will find tonight. I don't think it's safe in the regular lot.

Exo: Aight, we see you inside sweetness.

*Thugged Out step out of the Hummer and walk towards the arena. Miss Alison shuts the doors and drives off. KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. The Hummer explodes sending a shower of fire and sparks raining down on the parking lot.

Exo: HOLY FUCK CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK!!!

Stick: ALISON! FUCK BABY HANG ON! WE COMIN!

*Thugged Out race to what's left of the Hummer. A gleaming rim spins quietly on the ground, blue and metal in contrast to all the flames. Fire and metal are scattered everywhere. They see Alison laying in the debris. Her perfect uniform is torn and burned.

Stick: Aw fuck baby, who did this to you?

Alison: It's...KAFF...ok. I'll...be...ok...

Exo: She needs mouth to mouth. Get out of the way!

Stick: Somebody call an ambulance!

Exo: Is everybody deaf, didn't they hear anything? Where's the EMT's!!!

Stick: I'll pound her chest!

*Stick goes to open up Alison's shirt and she pushes his hand away. He tries again.

Alison: Don't...be...stupid...

Exo: We gotta save you baby!

Alison: They...they...KAFF...can't...hurt...me...KAFF...an y...more...

Exo: No baby, don't talk like that!

Alison: Just...pro...mise...KAFF...promise me...find...them...make...them...suffer...KAFF...

Stick: We will, just stay with us!

Alison: Tonight...thug...them...out...KAFF...thug...them.. .all...out....

*Alison falls unconscious as the stupid slow assed emt's finally arrive and start to work on her. Thugged Out, are not happy as the camera follows the stretcher to the ambulance and it pulls away leaving Thugged Out alone in the parking lot with a whole lot of pent up anger and frustration...


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*Josh Dionio is shown in front of J&J Enterprises, talking to someone*

I don't care what needs to happen, you get the offices up to standard. If I have to come back and hear how much you screwed up this office again, you will never work again.

*Josh turns and sees the camera. Josh regains his composure*

Sorry about that outburst. Running J&J Enterprises can be a pain. However, tonight, I will have to inflict pain on my opponents in 2 types of elimination matches. First, I work with the co owner of J&J Enterprises Jason and we have to face Crusher, Primate, Deathshock and Primate to vie for the Hardcore Television Championship in an elimination match. Primate, why the hell are you even in the match? Before your "haitus" you got your ass kicked more times than not by me. Cryptic, the hypocritical asshole. Always preaching peace, unless he can get something out of it. Just like most Christians. Deathshock, you can't even figure out what you are going to look like week to week. What makes you think you can win? Crusher, you are just lucky to even have a job. Thanks though for keeping that title warm for Jason and I. And before everyone even bitches about Jason and I not fighting each other for the title fairly, I will state this: If Jason and I are the last two, we will fight in a fair match and if I win, he'll be happy for me and vice versa.

*Josh pauses and takes a drink of water*

Now, for the other elimination match, a 30 man battle royal for a shot at the heavyweight title. Sure I'll probably be beaten and bruised from the title match, but I'm a fighter. I've been in battle royals and won. This just means Gene is being the little bitch he always is. I'm just going to go out there and put my best effort, meaning my ass is going to go out there and win. For all my opponents, your asses are next and game time is over.

*screen fades as Josh walks to his car*
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*Backstage*

*Cryptic is seen pulling up in the Peace Mobile. Moments afterwards he walks out ever so peacefully in the presence of an audience who had been waiting for his arrival. The crowd pop and the camera men rush in, in order to find out what The Peaceful has to say.*

Cryptic: Hello, ladies and gentlemen!

*Crowd pop!!*

Tonight, tonight this very night The Peaceful One is in a match not for the Hardcore Title, nope, not for the Tag Team, nope, but for the IWO TV championship!!

*Cryptic makes a gesture with his hands to act out that the belt would be around his waist come the end of the night.*


But of course my people, The Peaceful One will not be the only one competing for such a title, no, no, no!! I would be competing with five other men who wish to stop me in my tracks, five opponents who wish to prevent peace from being realised into the IWO TV division! Sadly for them, the heroes always win, whilst the villains fall just at the last hurdle, it is why Batman always beats the Joker and wipes the small off his face, it is why Superman always zaps away Lex Luther and his blasted piece of unpeaceful kryptonite and it was your saviour, your inspiration...your hero shall go into tonight's match the challenger, a challenger and leave the IWO TV champion.

*Crowd errupt with cheers!!*

To those who wish to prevent me from securing the IWO TV title and thus prevent me from completing my mission of bringing forth peace and tranquillity within the IWO TV division, not only would you have to face the might of my...peacefulness tonight, but the wrath of mother nature. I'm not alone, i'm with mother nature and together we make a formidable team, so much so that those who are unpeaceful can enter a match with I knowing that the outcome is already set before the ref even sounds the bell and to prevent the outcome from being realised is to prevent peace from being placed upon the IWO, an act that simply can not be tolerated.

*Cryptic poses for the camera before continuing his promo as a member of the shouts out...*

Member of crowd: But what about the current TV champion, Crusher?!

*Cryptic grins*

Cryptic: Crusher had not been forgotten. Crusher, you've won the TV and have remained as champion for a duration of time in which you should be proud of, you most likely felt you would hold this belt for several more weeks or months, but due to an unfortunate circumstance for yourself those wishes will not be realised as tonight your run comes to an end!

*Crowd pop like craaaazy!!!*

You've done well, Crusher but the level of peace you have provided is simply insufficient and a new dawn, a new era, a new champion is needed at the helm of the TV division, one that can bring back the peace and tranquillity back into the division, not one who disrupts it. Well done, Crusher you tried your best, but lets be honest for the love of all things green as a TV champion your black and white with poor quality, as TV champion i would be High Definition, a high quality champion, thats brings forth the true definition of the term "champion".

*Cryptic pulls off a thumbs up at the camera before continuing to speak once more.*

And now we have the Royal Rumble. Unstoppable Force, Mr. IWO Champion, regardless of me winning the TV title tonight after i and mother nature go on to win the Royal Rumble you and I shall meet once more at the highest level there is, with the stakes at the highest it could be. Tonight my quest to bring peace back into the IWO takes a peaceful yet massive step forward and at Championship Dreams when i am the number one contender for the IWO title my quest to bring the peace back into the IWO shall be complete. Tonight, those who wish to prevent my rise to the top, those who attempt to slow me down and those who attempt to eliminate me from the Royal Rumble are not peaceful, same applies to those who wish to prevent The Peaceful One from walking out tonight with the IWO TV championship around my waist and if you ain't peaceful...

*Cryptic pauses for a moment as the crowd wait on in anticipation.*

...YOU AIN'T NOTHING!!!

*Crowd fades as the crowd chant Cryptic's names*
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**shock is seen in the back holding a dictionary**

shock: crusher... i saw what you said earlier, and id just like to point something out...

**shock opens the dictionary and scans it for a word**

shock: ah, yes, here we go...Denial.... definition, a defense mechanism' postulated by Sigmund Freud, in which a person is faced with a fact that is too uncomfortable to accept and rejects it instead... well if i didnt know better id say your a walking case of denial crusher. go ahead and call last week what you want, call it a good move in the dying seconds, bottom line ism it was fear. usually when somebody doest want to admit something, the first thing they do is claim against it.. they put in a phasad to cover theyre true emotions. and what was the first thing you did when i called you out on your fear? you denied it. you really tired to drive your point home, but all you did is drive mine. you basically kicked the ball into your own net and scored for the other team.. its a shame really.. i wanted you to have atleast a tiny bit of respect left when i beat you, now taking your title will be like beating a guy on his first match.. meaningless and boring, but ill tell ya what "champ", when i win the title, ill give you the first shat at it in whatever kind of watch you want? that sound good to you? does that pacify the giant baby now? it seems the more i expose you the angrier you get at me, and thats a good thing. its like a video game, when you cant seem to beat the last level and you get frustrated, you seem to do worse and worse... but once you give up and come back later, you get better results.. given seeing how badly you suck, you may never beat the last level, but maybe you'll get closer eventually.. haha.

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