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Promos due by Saturday May 17 @ 4PM EST

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Reckless Reunion PPV from New York City, NY

Live from Madison Square Garden

IWO World Heavyweight Championship Match
Judge (c) vs. Unstoppable Force

Special Challenge Match
DC w/ Wilma vs. Chris Stunner

Tag Team Title Cage Match
Thugged Out (c) vs. Freebird Express

6 Man Ladder Match for the IWO Extreme Television Championship
Jason vs. Josh vs. Crusher vs. Cryptic vs. Deathshock vs. Primate

6 Man Tag Match Career vs. Career
Alli Sabbah, Masque, & Joker vs. Corey, Elix West, & Jay Smith

Grudge Match
Joey Garvin vs. Quezell Washington
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*DC sits in a chair in his locker room as the camera focuses in on him*

DC: New York City...Reckless Reunion...A collection of present and past IWO stars in one building and yet the only man with the guts to face me is that alcoholic idiot Chris Stunner.

*DC shakes his head*

DC: Stunner you have it in your mind that for some reason you can just show up one day out of the blue and defeat a legend like me!...Well you are sadly mistaken...You see while you have been in and out of rehab and doing who the hell knows what I have been winning title after title...I have been dominating the IWO...and quite frankly I have destroyed everyone who got in my way...and tonight that will be no different.

*Wilma walks in the room and hands a tape to DC*

DC: You see Chris last week you got me...I admit it, you showed up unexpectedly and surprised me...You hit your little finisher on me and well that pisses me off!...but you see Chris, I don't have to attack you...I don't need Thugged Out to come down and beat you up...No Chris, you see I have proof of how much better I am than you.

*DC hands the video tape back to Wilma and she walks over to a VCR and puts the tape in...the camera focuses in on the tv set...on the screen we see footage of Chris Stunner and DC in the ring...we see DC beat Stunner to win the IWO Middleweight Title*

DC: Stop the tape.

*Wilma stops it*

DC: So you see Stunner you have lost to me before...You see that exact moment was what made both of our careers...for me I went on to hold the Middleweight Title longer than anybody else in the history of this company...and for you well I elevated you...I got that belt off of you and opened a door that you probably wouldn't have done by yourself..You see you won the World Title because of me...

*DC pauses and stands up*

DC: Chris you haven't wrestled in years...you ran from me before...I should have beaten you and taken the World Title but Robere didn't see it fit...however, this time around I am the top dog...I am the man...and Stunner, ring rust or not, it doesn't really matter, when you get in the ring with me at Reckless Reunion, you will step inside the dogpound, and just like every world champion before you that got in my way...you will be Put Down!

*Wilma walks over and DC puts his arm around her*

DC: Tonight Stunner you go back to the unemployment line!

*They walk out of the room as the screen goes black*
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*We see a fire in a trashcan and the camera shoots over to see Joker standing there laughing*

Joker: Fools, idiots, lost souls....The Joker returns and Corey Taylor once again finds himself in the ring with me and Masque...however tonight is different, tonight we don't just take your soul, but your career...Corey, you and that fool West will pay tonight...and his little friend will soon find out too that when you mess with Joker and Masque you get Mindfucked!

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*Joey Garvin is walking down the hall and runs into Gordy and Morton*

Garvin: Hey guys listen, I know that tonight is a big night for you, but it is for me as well...and with you two being in a cage I just don't think me being out there will be much help.

Gordy: We understand son, look you just worry about beating that Washington fella you understand.

Garvin: don't worry, I plan on giving him the beating of his life for what he has put me through the past few weeks.

*They shake hands as Garvin walks off*

Morton: So anyway like I was saying tonight in that cage we got to get the win and gain those titles.

Gordy: Easy man, I told you Thugged Out are helpless inside the steel. We were made for this kind of match. Tonight is our night. You see they are going to overlook us..they have won so many times they probably think they have this in the bag...but you see we have never lost a cage match in our lives, and I don't plan on doing it tonight.

Morton: your right, but listen you know that girl will be out there.

Gordy:So, you think I will let some hussy stop me from winning the tag titles, oh hell no son. We going to heat things up like only the Freebird Express can.

Morton: Yeah...Tonight we take home the titles, and if we have to make those guys bleed then so be it. I am tired of being the whipping horse for a couple of low lifes.

Gordy: Now you're talking. They don't have the stamina, the technique, they don't have the will to win...This is going to be a brawl, a brawl Freebird Style.

Morton: It's time to rock and roll baby!

*They walk off down the hall.*
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*J&J Enterprises make their way to the ring as their music plays and the fans boo and throw food and drinks at them*

I will find each and every one of you that threw this crap in here and go out there and beat the holy piss out of you.

Dude, you need to relax. They just wasted their dinner for the next month. You know concessions are expensive as hell.

Sorry man I've just been a little tense lately with this match coming up.

I know, especially with it being an unification match to make it the Extreme TV Championship.

Not just that you've also been put in the match.

Well, I know that it's messed up, but we gotta look at it like this: We are giving these pieces of shit a great match.

That's true and you can finally put that dumb ape Primate out of his misery.

Don't forget Crusher, Cryptic, and Deathshock. We will make them famous like Undertaker used to do for the WWE by destroying them.

What if comes down to just us two?

We do what we always do: Kick ass and go for it. As long as one of us wins, I'm happy.

I guess that is all that matters.

Plus, who wants to watch the other guys? The fans might hate us, but we put our asses on the line for them so they can get fat and enjoy some real wrestling.

Without us there would be no IWO, this company and the tag team division wouldn't be where it is today without us.

That isn't bragging, that's the God damn truth.

What do you think about our old running buddy Chris Stunner returning to take on DC?

Stunner? Man, I knew he had hard times, but shit, going up against that piece of shit DC? God have mercy. At least now he can come back and maybe roll with us again.

Unless DC messes him too badly, we wouldn't want some drunken fool hanging around with us

Well, if he does hang with us, he won't be drinking. I'll ensure it. Here's a thought. Why don't we sit ringside for that match?

That sounds like a plan.

Gotta keep things fair since DC can't keep his goons away from the ring. You hear that Stunner? We still have your back.

We're willing to put past differences aside for one night.

This is a reunion pay per view so why the fuck not?

So if you're willing enough we got your back.

Since this is Reckless Reunion, I might need to bring out my old mottos.

Go ahead man it's all you.

Thanks. If you smelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllla, what J&J Enterprises is brewin!

Everyone in that match tonight that isn't named Josh, playtime is over and your asses are next!

For we are J&J Enterprises, the true kings of the IWO, at all times!

Damn straight!

*J&J Enterprises leave the ring as their music plays through the arena*





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*The camera shows April Century backstage putting on makeup. Primate walks up behind her. The crowd gives a big cheer, then hush as April sees Primate in the mirror of her makeup.*

April: What the hell are you doing here?

Primate: I work here.

April: You were run out of this company like a wild dog.

Primate: But now I'm back sweetheart.

April: Don't sweetheart me. You're still an overgrown monkey who doesn't give a damn about anybody.

Primate: Rather overgrown than microscopic like that thing you're fucking now.

April: Real funny.

Primate: Why don't you say we cut the chit chat and do an interview? For old time's sake.

April. Alright. Primate...tell the world how it's going to feel getting your ass beat by J&J Enterprises?

Primate: Pfft. Like those bozos scare me. I've whipped their asses before, and a new name isn't going to change that. I'm the beast of this company, and am going to knock their heads in at Reckless Reunion.

April: What about the rest of the competition? Too much for you?

Primate: Hun, let me go over this again. I'm the beast. The Primate. I'm three hundred pounds of muscle. A perfect example of human being. A perfect balance of power and speed. I've survived the jungles of Africa, and have kicked everyone in this locker room's ass at one time or another. A tree hugging hippie, a guy who calls himself "Crusher", but always ends up being the one getting crushed, and some wino that nobody's ever heard of or gives a damn about are not much competition for me.

April: So you're saying you're going to win the match?

Primate: Yep. I'm going to win the match, and in my first match back, become the first ever Extreme Television Champion. A couple of metrosexual butt buddies, and the assorted cast of Jerry Springer isn't going to stop me.

April: You're underestimating Jason and Josh. They're the most dominating tag-team this company has ever seen, and you couldn't beat them even if you had you're little friend Oko here to help you.

Primate: Look sweetheart, I could kick J&J Enterprise's asses all around the arena, even if they had help from their blowup doll and whore girlfriends to...

*April slaps Primate*

Primate: Ohhh. Getting under the skin am I? Well you can take this back to your two little man handlers. I'm the fucking Primate, and I'm back. The intensity is still here. The power is still here. The speed is still here, and everything that ever made me what I was is back. There are no more distractions for me, and because of that, I'm on my way back to the top, and I'm starting with winning this belt.

April: Oh fuck you.

*April walks away*

Primate: Meow.

*Camera goes black.*
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*Judge's music hits and the crowd goes wild as Judge makes his way to the ring and grabs a mike*

Judge: Finally, after weeks and weeks of waiting my opportunity is here! The chance to prove myself a truly legitimate champion! The chance to once and for all put Unstoppable Force behind me and take away the doubts from everyone's minds about what kind of champion I really am.

Ever since I first obtained this championship gold there have been questions. There have been doubters. People who believed the only reason I had this strap is cos I got lucky. Well, up to now I've never really had the oppurtunity to prove them wrong. Week after week I tried, but I failed.

It started with defending the strap against Blade. A man who turned out a coward at the end of it all, a man who wasn't really committed to capturing this title, but more to a quick and easy return here in the IWO for some easy cash. I got the victory over him, I kept my title, but many called it a hollow victory.

Then there was my rematch with DC. A match I lost cos I let DC get under my skin. I let it become a grudge match, rather than a title match, and I lost, plain and simple.

So then I got another shot at DC with my rematch clause. I won, but it was another meaningless victory thanks to Force. I wanted to do it on my own, but Force couldn't keep out of my buisness, he had to ruin my moment.

Then Corey Taylor, a guy who has been gone so long that I can't believe a victory over him with the title on the line had any significance.

But now, now I get to go one on one with Unstoppable Force with the strap on the line.

Force, the toughest guy in the industry today. If I beat him, then there will be no doubt that I am a true champion.

I'm going to prove it to all of you when at Reckless Reunion I step into the ring with Force that I am no transitional champion.

Force, this is not about my hatred for you. As much as you pissed me off when you got involved in my rematch with DC. I refuse to let this be about anger. This time, its you and me, and its simple, its about the World Title.

People may be thinking I've been slacking off the last few weeks. That I've been less focused. But I've been focused alright, on Force. On finally proving myself, and now your going to see all of that focus brought into the ring with me and Force, you are going to be the recipient.

So Force, for one last time, ask the question that everyone is going to learn to dread. What you gonna do...what ya gonna do...when the Judge...comes...for you!

*Judge drops the mike and leaves the ring. He holds up the championship as he walks back up the ramp*
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*The camera opens up to a dark corridor with a single light hanging from the ceiling. It's flickering and swaying from the ceiling. Drips can be heard in the distance as if rain is leaking through the ceiling. Suddenly slow clapping can be heard in the distance. The camera looks around as it seems to be getting closer. The camera then focuses on the end of the corridor where a shadowy figure is clapping his hands. The camera suddenly catches a glimpse of white from half the Man's face. The crowd pops*

I got to give you credit. You have well and truly surprised me this time. I didn't expect to see you again after all this time. However, there was always that lingering feeling that you may rear your ugly head again. Kind of appropriate that you show up at this time though. I mean, I'm slipping. No doubt about that. I mean I'm off form at the moment but why the hell should I not start my revival by sending you right back into retirement. It's about fucking time I took another piece of shit and made an exmaple of them. Last time I "broke" Shock's ankle, which I will get to later, now I'm going to break your neck. I still haven't forgotten that day. THAT FUCKING DAY NEARLY A YEAR AGO. Do you remember? Do you? Remember tearing the skin of my face with that wire. Remember tearing the ligaments in my back. I do. I see them everyday. I bear these scars for all to see. Sign of my unwilling relentless desire to.......kill.....you.

One would have thought that ending your career at Championship Dreams would be enough for me but it's not. I still have that thirst for more and now you have returned the thirst has grown stronger I want to do to you what you did to me. I want to see the agony on your face as I tear you limb from limb. I want to hear you scream for mercy as I snap your ankle and make you bleed. Crusher will not listen though. Uh uh, the only thing Crusher will listen to though is his head. This twisted, sick and sinister mind telling me to destroy you. More and more. The thirst will never fully relinquish but knowing that you have to hide yourself to spare embarrassment and acknowledging that Crusher will ALWAYS have the upper hand. Crusher will be victorious yet again. The war ain't over yet, but the battle is won.

Do you know who I'm talking to yet, Primate?

*Suddenly, Crusher screams out almost in agony as the camera screen begins to flicker between the corridor and the match where Primate ripped the skin off his face. This carries on for around 20 seconds before Crusher runs at the camera and destroys the camera with a vicious spear*

THE AGONY IS HERE, PRIMATE. ALL LOCKED UP. I'VE BEEN SAVING IT FOR A MATCH LIKE THIS. NO FUCKING RULES. NO EXCUSES. NO REMORSE.

*Crusher picks up the camera and places it on a ledge*

It's also sad, Primate. Sad that the IWO has put such a burden on you. Your first match back in competitive action is against the Man who ended your career along with a bunch of other guys who want your blood. Not as much as I, but whats at stake is worthy of your blood.

Primate, let me promise your right here. I will destroy you. Whether holding the title at the end of tonight or not I will destroy you. I will rip you limb from limb because to be quite honest I'm not sure what matters more to me, your blood on my hands or IWO gold draped over my shoulder. A difficult choice wouldn't you agree. I don't think I will decide now. Let's leave it for tonight and see where the mood takes me. By the end of tonight you will be able to acknowledge Crusher as the biggest Cat in this jungle. Your fauna to feed the Kittens. I'm ready for the big meals.

*Crusher then looks directly into the camera and smiles*

Shock, what can I say? Incorrect diagnosis? Bullshit. That ankle snapped. I heard it. I felt it. I did it. There is no way in hell I believe its healed or wasn't actually broken. Whatever is holding it together, whatever miracle occurred I will reverse it. I will break the hold. Shock, tonight after I'm done winning the Championship and done destroying Primate you ankle is my next target. It's broken and I just aim to intensify that. I will take it apart again and take you out the game. Sorry pal, if you don't play by the rules then you get punished. You didn't stay away after I put you out, so now I put you out again and make sure you...don't...come...back.

Finally, let me address the championship. My championship. There is nothing to hold me back this time. Force isn't here to screw me out of my attempt on the title and can't no other competitor stand up to me. Not Cryptic, Jason, Josh or the other trash in this match. Crusher will rise back to the top tonight and wear that championship with pride. For the fans. For myself. For everything.

And you know I'm damn right!

*Crusher stares at the camera as a single drop of blood trickles down his mask from the eye as if it were a tear. We fade to black and go back to ringside*
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*The camera shows Primate watching TV in his dressing room. The crowd gives a loud cheer. Primate's switching from channel to channel, when he notices Crusher's promo being aired on one of the channels. He watches it for a while. Takes in what Crusher's saying. Notices that Crusher is speaking of revenge.

The replay of Primate tearing Crusher to shreds airs, and Primate gets a sick smile on his face.

Primate watches on, as Crusher's ramblings continue. He hears how Crusher has the desire to kill Primate. Primate sees that Crusher's anger for him is so great, that he's in a blind rage.

Primate then remembers a lesson he learned a long time ago back in Africa. When up against an opponent that can tear you to shreds, blind rage never works, and only goes to block logical thought. Primate already has the upper hand.

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*Thugged Out are in the back of the stretch Hummer riding through the streets of New York City...

Exo: Well here we are, the fuckin big apple.

Stick: If you can make it here n shit, I guess.

Exo: What's up with this ffucking traffic anyway?

Stick: Yo, this shit be open all night. We gonna hit up Times Square. Party till fucking dawn!

*Thugged Out are seen driving by a Disney store in Times Square...Stick hangs head and nods in disgrace.

Stick: least Guili sent them fuckin bums to SF...



Exo: Fuck it, Hey babe, you doin aight up there? Where we headin anyway?

Mistress Alison Graves: Hang tight boys. I gotta little reunion of my own I need to take care of.

Stick: Ain't we hittin up the Garden tonight? Where all the greatest shit goes down.

Exo: Some famous shit happen there, right where we gonna put on a show tonight.

Stick: Yeah, famous shit n shit.

Exo: Yeah fuck it. We just got a job to do.

Stick: What we need is the fucking reunion with our boy DC!

*Thugged Out pull up to a house and stop. The Driver steps out as Thugged Out roll down the window to see what's going to happen

Mistress Alison Graves: This'll only take a minute, wait here.

*Alison walks up to the door and rings the intercom.

Intercom: Yes, who's there?

Mistress Alison Graves: Listen you dirty whore, this is your mistress and I want my money, bitch!

Intercom: I'm sorry, please forgive me.

*The door slowly opens, but is taking to long so Alison shoves it open and bitch slaps the woman inside. She grabs the woman, about 30, and slams her against the wall. She is dressed in a sort of sluty secretary suit with a loose shirt, jacket and skirt.

Mistress Alison Graves: You stinking slut, we had a contract, A. You work for me. B. You pay me my fucking money.

*Alison slaps her again.

Woman: I'm sorry, I have it, I'll pay you I swear. It's what I owe you, right?

Mistress Alison Graves: Who got you that job at the law firm?

Woman: You did.

Mistress Alison Graves: Who made a decent woman out of your lowlife skank hick ass?

Woman: You did.

Mistress Alison Graves: Now get my money, slut.

*The Woman runs off and hurries back with an envelope packed with cash. She hands it to Alison and she begins to count it.

Mistress Alison Graves: Good girl, you knew I was going to come for this someday and you didn't fuck that up.

Woman: No Mistress, I knew.

Mistress Alison Graves: You're short

Woman: No, I swear it's all there!

*Alison grabs her by the throat and slams her back into the door. She shoves the cash between her tits and then she smacks the girl across her face. Suddenly though, her free hand disappears under the girls skirt.

Mistress Alison Graves: Well, this slut is pretty wet. Of course, you always did love the rough treatment, didn't you bitch?

Woman: Yes, Mistress, yes.

Mistress Alison Graves: And seeing how you still owe me 20 bucks, I'm willing to let you work it off.

Woman: Yes Mistress, ok.

*Alison whips her hand out and wipes it across the womans face, then laughs.

Mistress Alison Graves: You do a good job, and I might let you taste my pussy next.

Thugged Out:

*Alison drags the woman off towards the Hummer and opens the back door. She roughly throws the girl into the back with Thugged Out.

Mistress Alison Graves: Entertain my boys, bitch.

Exo: Uuuuh, ok, cool wit us.

Stick: Fuckin aye, this beyotch bout to get full on Thugged Out!

*Alison gets in the driver seat and takes off towards Madison Square Garden.
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The culmination. The crowning. The crowning of a new king..The crowning of the Unstoppable Force. See..After all the bitching..and moaning..and complaining that I have had to do to get to this point..It is all worth it. Because in the biggest arena in the world..With the biggest wrestling promotion in the world..I am in the main event..fighting another icon like myself..for the IWO championship of the world. MSG..The place where legends are made..and where those legends..become Icons. Thats what I am going to become at Reckless Reunion..The IWO's ONLY icon.

You all know the rivalry between Judge and I. It is a storied one. Last year..we put each other thorugh things that we probably wouldn't wish on our worst enemies..And then some. But back then, it was never about the world title..and now it is. Back then, it was about hatred for one another..to see who the better man was..But now..It's about the biggest prize in the game. See..somewhere along the line..Judge..you passed me by. While I had no title..You had the world heavyweight championship. You had become what I once was..And I'm not afraid to admit that it burned me up inside a little bit. Did you really think that would last?..Did you really think that I wouldn't be back to reclaim what we all know is rightfully mine?..Well here I am..And better than ever for sure.

See Judge..I applaud you on your title reign. It was..yes..WAS..a great one. I applaud you for beating DC down as many times as you did..Everyone loved to see that. But your fairytale ride is over. See that belt over your shoulder?..I own that title. When people think of that gold on your shoulder..I am the first name that comes to their mind..That comes from their lips..Not you Judge. You wanted to be at that level..But you know that you never could be at that level...Except if you beat me for it...And now..by the hands of the wrestling Gods..you get that chance. Are you up to the challenge Judge?..Can you handle it?..Can you handle the Unstoppable Force at Madison Freakin' Square Garden?

We've both changed a lot Judge. I see a confidence in you now that I have never seen before. Usually..I would applaud you for that..in the past..I'd say I'd respect you for it..But screw that. You know where respect got me in the IWO?..Back in the undercard fighting guys like Crusher every week. You know where "respect" got me?..Having to watch you in the main event every night..Knowing..Knowing..That I should be there. It pained me inside like nothing I have ever felt before. So screw your respect. This isn't about respect..It isn't about one on one..It's about that title. That's all that matters. And I don't care Judge..If I have to cheat..I don't care..If I have to make it so you never wrestle again..I will walk out with that title..I NEED to walk out with that title..I need it a lot more than you will ever need it.

I don't think we ever found out who the best man truely was judge..It was like a stalemate to me. I hate having that doubt inside me..I need to prove to the world what I already know..And that is that I am just plain better than you are. That title on your shoulder is supposed to me you're the best in the world..But I know thats false. You disgrace my title when you put it on..And it pisses me off. ..And for that Judge..I'm going to beat you..No..I'm not going to just beat you..I'm going to hurt you..I'm going to hurt you bad Judge. I'm going to hurt you like no one has ever hurt you before..And I'm going to enjoy every God Damn minute of it. You Judge..you're a victim of your own success. Because as successfull as your title reign was..As much money and fame as it brought you..The result of it will be you laid out..In a pool of your own blood..Looking up at the lights of Madison Square Garden..A beaten man. That's reality. For your own good..You better be able to handle that reality.

So..the time for all the talking is over. I'm damn tired of having to yack off at the mouth week after week to make my points. I'm making my point in the ring at MSG. I'm taking back what I know I never lost. It will be not be a new era in the IWO..It will be a new revolution in the IWO. A revolution led by the Unstoppable Force. Judge.. a spot on that revolution is there for you as well..But you will be behind me..Behind your champion..The Unstoppable Force...In mere days..I will be World Champion Again..And Pain is Mandatory..For You Judge.
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