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Old 02 Apr 2008, 03:20 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Promos due Tuesday April 8th @ 8PM EST

TV Title Match
Force (c) vs. Crusher

Tag Title Match
Thugged Out (c) vs. J&J Enterprises

Hardcore Match
Joey Garvin vs. Cryptic

Singles Match
Alli Sabbah vs. Elix West

Plus an Judge will cut a promo in the ring

Off this week - DC, Judge, Freebird Express
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*The titantron shows nothing but black. Audio plays that sounds like a guy running. He's panting and seems to be afraid. It's almost as if something is chasing him. You hear him trip on something and fall down. Finally, you hear him yell “NO!” before hearing a thud, then everything's quiet.*
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*Garvin walks out to the ring to cheers from the crowd, he grabs a mic*

Garvin: Thank you, last week as you may have all seen, I was attacked after my match...For those of you who might have missed it, take a look!

*The video screen shows a replay of Garvin being attacked By Quezell Washington.*

*crowd boos*

Garvin: Now for many of you that man is who we know as John Q. Public...however, he has changed his name to Quezell Washington.'

*boos*

Garvin: Regardless of what you want to be called, let me tell you this Washington...Joey "Jam" Garvin will not be treated like some dog on the side of the road brutha.

*cheers*

Garvin: I am a freebird, and If you want to finish something, then you come on down anytime you want, because I will be waiting for you...I don't care if it is tonight, next week, or even at the next PPV, Quezell, me and you are going to square off, and when we do, I promise you that this time, you will be the one laying flat on your back!

*Cheers from the crowd*

Garvin: No before I go, let me address my opponent tonight, the former hardcore champ Cryptic.

*Cheers for cryptic*

Garvin: I know that this match we have tonight is pretty much in your backyard, you have the advantage, but just remember one thing, I am going to give it everything I got...I am going to come at you 100%...So don't overlook me Cryptic, because you might just find out what it is like to get rolled over by the Freebird Express!

*Garvin drops the mic and heads out of the ring as the crowd cheers*
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I was going to wait until more people promoed to post this but it seems like there is a bit of a lack of promos so....

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*The lights go out. The crowd gets a little louder as they wonder what's going on, but then hush as audio starts playing. It sounds like something growling in the distance. The lights flicker on and off for a second or two, before going out again. The growling noise begins again, except this time it sounds closer. The lights turn back on, and everything goes back to normal.*
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*The music of J&J Enterprises fills the arena along with a chorus of boos as Jason, Josh, Stacy and April make their way to the ring,as Jason gets in the ring he gets onto the turnbuckle and raises his hardcore championship in the air to more boos from the crowd


First off, I'd like to say congrats to Jason for winning the Hardcore title last week.

Thank you Josh

No problem. Now if only I won the TV title and shoved it down Force and DC's throats, we could have some fun!

That would be a great day for J&J Enterprises

I agree, but you know what will be a better day? Tonight, after we beat Thugged Out for what is rightfully ours.

We've faced those punks so many times now I've gotten kind of tired of beating their asses

Well, they shouldn't even be tag champs. DC and his boy Juice were the ones to beat us. Then, they pulled a Hulk Hogan Fingerpoke of Doom.

They knew they couldn't get the job done themselves so they had their buddies do their dirty work for them,they knew if they would've faced us that we would've just wiped the floor with them just like we always do

Well, we will prove tonight, they are not Thugs. We will prove they are nothing but bitches after we take the titles back.

Tonight we will leave this arena as the rightful tag team champions and there's not a damn thing that anyone can do about it

However, there is something they can do. Be sure to check out www.jandjenterprises.com for all your up to date merchandise needs and info on your favorite tag team.

Anything and everything you've ever wanted to know about the greatest tag team to step foot in this business today

However, I must say this, you must have a decent internet connection to see the four of us in all of our greatness.

So quit looking at those porn sites and come to a website where you won't feel ashamed about yourself and get all the recent info and happenings on your favorite tag team

Hell, it's the site you want to be caught looking at.

So put your pecker away and stop by today

And Thugged Out, get ready to hand over those titles.

Tonight we won't be the ones getting Thugged Out,you'll be the ones getting jobbed out

Playtime is over Thugged Out.

and your asses are next!

*J&J Enterprises leave the ring as the camera fades out*

Josh and I worked on this together so dual credit is appreciated.

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*Exo and Stick are backstage. The Driver, Misstress Alison Graves, is pacing back and forth in front of them. Thugged Out are sitting on a couch, watching film of their opponents, while Alison begins to point out features...

The Driver: There, did you catch that? Jason took his eyes away from what was important. He was watching out for that skinny bitch Stacy. She's an easy distraction. I'll make sure that little whore catches him off his game when it's most important.

Stick: Yo honey, you gonna, you know, go for a little somtin' somtin' out there or what?

The Driver: Don't worry about that. All you two have to do is take advantage. He can't stay focused long enough to keep his head in a match. Make him pay. And there, did you see that?

Exo: What, what's the matter? It's just Josh, looking as confused as ever.

The Driver: No no no. Don't you see. He's looking for directions from Jason. He's following him every step of the way. You take out Jason, you take out Josh. How easy is that?

Stick: So, priority number one, put that anorexic slut into some sort a compromised situation...

Exo: ...and the rest falls apart. Easy. What about that other girl?

Stick: And where's Miss A been lately?

The Driver: That other girl is insignificant. I will take care of her some other time. And I haven't spoken with Miss A yet. We need to have tea or something and discuss some issues. But don't think about that stuff. Just pay attention to what I told you. I did not come here to watch you two lose to a couple of internet dating geeks. And when I get my hands on that Stacy...

*The Driver looks off into the distance with an evil gleam in her eye

Stick: Uh, yeah, when you get your hands on Stacy what?

Exo: For reals babe, what's the deal?

The Driver: Get your minds out of the gutter. What the hell is wrong with you two? Go back to your club and watch your strippers and get your lap dances and make it rain and get drunk and smoke weed if you got something better to do.

*Thugged Out realize that's not a bad idea and get up to go to the club.

The Driver: SIT DOWN.

*Thugged Out sit down.

The Driver: When I get my hands on that bitch, first thing I'm going to do is put a leash on her...

Stick: Yeah, and then?

The Driver: Then I'm going to drag her around by her skinny neck...

Exo: Uh huh, and then?

The Driver: And then...I...am...going...to...make...her....

Thugged Out: yeah, yeah?

The Driver: DO MY DISHES!

Exo:

Stick: Well, that's one way to thug a bitch out, I guess.

Exo: Fuck it, we got a plan, let's just go get this shit over with.

*Thugged Out walk out of the room, to go get ready for their match, a little disappointed. The camera zooms back to Alison.

The Driver: Do my dishes, hah, yeah right.

*Camera watches Alison walk off and cut to crowd. A Thugged Out chant builds in the arena. Some douche bag yells out "Exo Sucks" but fuck that guy.
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*IWO Redemption returns after a commercial break*

*Ringside*

*A dark match ends as the camera focuses back on the commentating team*


Marv: What a match between two up and coming stars in the business.

Tater: These youngsters, Marv are the future of the IWO and who knows what the future holds for the IWO...

*Just then Cryptic's music hits!!!

The crowd erupt with cheers and chant Cryptic's name.

Cryptic walks down to the ring, focused, yet grinning somewhat in his ever so peaceful way. Moments later Cryptic steps into the ring and pulls out the peace mic.*


Cryptic: Last week..

*Cryptic glances at his waist before speaking..*

Last week...i lost my IWO Hardcore Championship, no. Last week i handed my title over to someone else. You see ladies and gentlemen i took the IWO Hardcore division as far as it can possibly go, so far in fact that no matter who claims the title from this day on can never remove the light in which i have installed within the IWO Hardcore division.

*Cryptic grins slightly*

However without a title around my waist i feel empty, naked and somewhat incomplete. The time is right ladies and gentlemen, the time is right for The Peaceful One to claim a new championship, the time is right to restore the peace back within another area of the IWO, a greater task, the time is right to gain one more step into completing my quest, the time is right...to win the IWO Heavyweight Championship!!!

*Crowd erupt with cheers!!! One of the crowd members becomes so excited that they faint…almost like a fan in a Michael Jackson concert.*

Thats right ladies and gentlemen, it is time to aim for the grand prize, time to restore the peace within the IWO. My time is now. Judge, you've had you're shot and quickly surrendered the title back to the villain known as DC. But DC, you're time as champion is closing to an end, the end of a grand chapter for you, whilst the beginning of one for me.

*Cryptic throws up the peace and does a little moon walk!!!*

However before i claim the IWO Championship i must first dispose of that guy called...Joey Garvin, his name almost escaped my mind. Now Joey i don't pay you much notice, i'm a busy man on a mission and you're an obstacle in my road, an obstacle that i shall run over without any hesitation should you prevent The Peaceful One from achieving his objective of bringing absolute peace and serenity back into the IWO.

*Crowd pop!!!*

You may feel that i may be affected after last week; however i return this week stronger, better and faster. With the aid of Mother Nature my wounds physically and mentally have been healed and now i am one hundred percent and with Mother Nature by my side those who cross my path shall feel the full wrath of nature. However, they is always a solution to escape falling victim to the wrath of mother nature and that is move aside and allow peace to prevail, because with peace everyone is a winner and if you disagree then you Joey are not peaceful and if you ain't peaceful....

*Cryptic runs up on the second turnbuckle and admire the people who cheer and chant his name.*

...YOU AIN'T NOTHING!!!

*Crowd erupt!!!*

*Camera fades as the crowd chant Cryptic's name*
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Crusher..There is something about you and magic. I don't get it. I mean..You magically somehow were able to beat me one time..You magically got like..15 more title shots against me..You magically fell to the bottom of the card..Where you should be..And now..Magically..You're back in the main event..Against me..Again. Seems like we've been here before doesn't it? Seems like I've gone over this before..Doesn't it?..Well..Thats because it is. See..This is insanity..Literally. The defintion of insanity is trying something over again..When you already know the result. And we all know the result here..The same as the last 10 times.

See Crusher..I've wasted so much time on you..That I can't even count it if I tried. I've wasted time..blood..sweat..On your pathetic ass..And it pisses me off. It pisses me off that I am somehow attached to you..That somehow, someone feels that it is right for you to receive title shot, after title shot, with seemingly no end in sight. Where is the end?..When does the IWO finally say to itself..Crusher has had enough. I hope it's soon..I hope it's very soon..Because I..The Unstoppable Force..has had enough.

See..I'm wondering..Is this it?..Have I reached my ceiling as champion?..Is this all my reign will become?...Fighting Crusher?..That's not what I envisioned when I talked about my dynasty...And thats not the way it's going down. Is there no one else in the IWO that wants a shot?..Is there no one else who the powers that be deem "worthy" of the IWO title?..There must be someone else..There has to be someone else..And come hell or high water..I'm going to find that person...Because I will not have the importance of a title I am holding lowered while it is over my shoulder. I am the Unstoppable Force God Damn it..I AM the show..And I am going to make sure..That everyone remembers.

So Crusher..It seems the only way I am ever going to get rid of your miserable ass is to take you out of wrestling forever. Thats what you want?..Fine..thats what you'll get. You've played with fire for way too damn long Crusher..I've let you play with fire for way too damn long. I should have taken you out ages ago..But I didn't. Hell..The only reason you still exist..Is because I allow to you. Anytime I want you gone..It can, and it will be done..And it's going to be done this week at Redemption. I don't care what it takes..If I have to Unstoppable Drop you once..twice..three times..If I have to go back to ECW and take out a cheese grater..And scrape off your skull until I get to that tiny brain of yours..That is what I'm going to do. Either way..There is no chance that you walk out of that ring under your own power..I will make sure of it. Then..I can get to some more pressing business...............Judge.

Crusher..Pain is mandatory..For you...Again.
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