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Promos are due by Wednesday March 26 @ 4PM EST

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World Heavyweight Title Match
DC (c) vs. Judge
-Thugged Out will be barred from ringside

Tag Team Title Match
Thugged Out (c) vs. Freebird Express (Gordy & Morton)

Singles Match
Crusher vs. Deathshock

Singles Match
Force vs. M Shadows

Singles Match
Josh vs. Elix West

Hardcore Fatal Fourway Title Match
Cryptic (c) vs. Jason vs. Alli Sabbah vs. Joey Garvin
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*Gordy and Morton are standing in front of the Rebel Flag laughing as they get ready for their interview, the camera light comes on and they turn and face the camera*

Gordy: Well, Well it seems that Birds just got a little stronger this week son.

Morton: no doubt. And tonight, the Freebird Express is ready to rock n roll all over those Thugs.

Gordy: Oh yeah, because tonight the Express is looking for gold, and hey the tag team titles have been held hostage for too long. Things are about to heat up, and they don't get any hotter than my main man, Joey G.

*Garvin walks into the shot*

Garvin: That's right fellas, and tonight not only do you get tag team gold, but Joey "Jam" Garvin runs through three other men to win the hardcore title for the second time.

Morton: The Express is ready to kick some ass and take some names, and tonight we got a full slate of names to take.

Gordy: And asses to kick. For too long we have been held back, we have became a laughing stock in the IWO. Our legacy will not be tarnished boys, tonight we prove everyone wrong, and tonight, The Express will walk out of Redemption with championship gold!

Garvin: Tonight, The Express is going to Roll right over you!

*Garvin points at the camera before the three men walk off*
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*Mad Hugh Miller is shown standing in the middle of the ring*

Hugh - Ladies & Gentlemen allow me to introduce to you one half of J&J Enterprises accompanied by his girlfriend Stacy....Jason!

*Points of Authority blares through the arena as Jason and Stacy make their way down to the ring as the crowd begins to boo,Jason helping Stacy into the ring as she's still showing the after affects of what happened to her at the PPV*

Hugh - Jason I-

*Jason grabs the mic away from Hugh*

Jason - I can take over from here Hugh so beat it

*Hugh looking upset quickly leaves the ring*

Jason - Now some of you may notice my partner Josh and his girlfriend April aren't here with us,don't fret they'll be here they're just running a little late and when Josh does get here he'll make quick work of that big dumb ape Elix West

*Crowd boos*

Jason - I'm not out here to talk about that though I'm out here to talk about what happened at Fandamonium...when Thugged Out's bull dyke Allison decided it would be a good idea to hurt my girlfriend Stacy

*Crowd cheers in approval at the reminder of the incident as Jason doesn't look too pleased,and Stacy has a look of absolute shock and disgust on her face*

Jason - Oh you liked it when she attacked Stacy?

*Crowd cheers some more*

Jason - You people make me sick! All of you are nothing but a bunch of pathetic ingrates

*Crowd boos again as Stacy grabs the mic*

Stacy - You people won't be cheering when April and I get our hands on that bitch Allison and show her just exactly why to not fuck with us,and why Thugged Out shouldn't fuck with J&J Enterprises

*Crowd starts a slut chant directed at Stacy as Jason takes back the mic*

Jason - I bet you won't like it when I walk out of this arena as your new Hardcore Champion

*Crowd boos at the sound of that*

Jason - Well too bad because that's just exactly what's going to happen tonight when I beat that dumb hick Joey Garvin,that sleazy merchant Alli Sabbah and that stupid dirty hippie Cryptic within an inch of their lives...tonight I show them what hardcore is all about and why I am one half of the greatest tag teams this business has ever seen

*Jason pauses for a moment and thinks*

Jason - Cryptic you remember what happened at the PPV when I layed your ass out with the JKO,well tonight will be the same outcome and let that be a warning to you Joey "Glam" Garvin and Sabbah if you decide to get in my way...when that bell rings and as the three of you lay there in defeat I will stand victorious over your fallen carcasses and raise high in the air my new IWO Hardcore Championship

*Jason raises his arms in the air like he's already won the belt as the crowd continues to boo*

Jason - To borrow a catchphrase from my good buddy Josh...Cryptic,Garvin Sabbah playtime is over and your asses are next!

*Jason throws down the mic as he and Stacy leave the ring with the crowd still booing*
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* A limo pulls up outside the IWO Arena, Wilma steps out of the back, followed by a limping DC..DC has the World Title slung across his shoulder...he turns to the limo and a window rolls down, Exo is seen in the limo*

DC: So we will see you guys later?

Exo: Fo shizzle my nizzle.

*The limo pulls off as Wilma and DC go inside the building..they are met by Chad Willard*

Chad: DC, can I have a word with you?

DC: Damn it Chad, can't you see I just got here?

Chad: I know, but I wanted to have the first interview with the new World Champion, and get your thoughts on tonight's rematch?

DC: Chad, to be honest with you, I'm in a lot of pain and a rematch tonight is not what I wanted...

Wilma: That damn Smith.

DC: That's exactly right, Smith is an idiot. You know why, because he takes two of his biggest stars and one week later has them fight in a rematch for the World Title on free TV...did you hear me, I said free tv.

Chad: I heard you DC...

DC: And worse of all, I'm banged up and so is Judge...in fact, this is either the smartest thing or the dumbest thing Judge has ever done...I mean really think about it, using his World Title Rematch one week after we went through hell...After falling from the top of a cell and almost breaking every bone in our bodies and Judge has the nerve to use his rematch clause. and do you know why Chad?

Chad: ummmm, no I don't.

DC: Because he thinks he has an advantage...you see I'm hurt, my knee is prettysore after falling from that cage, but I will live...Nothing is broke, nothing is tore, I am fine, just a little sore. But you see Judge, well he is hurt too...I know his back has to be killing him...And he thinks that his pain will be less than mine, that he can capitalize on my injury and win back the title...But I have news for you Judge, it ain't gonna happen.

Wilma: That's right.

DC: You see Chad, Judge is nothing but a paper champion...Really he is...He had done nothing for this company but bring us to low ratings...No one cares about him...What has he done? Tell me, what has he done.

Chad: Well he...

DC: Shut up Chad...Judge has done nothing, he beat what Johnny Blade, so what, So have I, but I put him out on the street..I ended that bum's career...

Chad: yeah but...

DC: But nothing..Chad I am the World Heavyweight Champion for the third time...I have won this belt more than any other superstar in the history of the IWO...And I don't plan on losing it anytime soon...You see Chad my win over Judge last week solidified my career..I have beaten every contender, and every champion that has stood in my way...there is no world champ that I have not beaten when this title was on the line.

Wilma: you tell him!

DC: And tonight, well tonight is just the icing on the cake Chad...Tonight Judge is going to find out what real pain is all about...It doesn't matter that Thugged Out is barred from ringside, because quite frankly I have Judge beat all ready...He is desperate, and desperation leads to mistakes...And he made his mistake already when he got this rematch approved...Tonight, Judge's last hope at Championship Gold is crushed, and tonight I will prevail and head to the next PPV as the World Heavyweight Champion...So Judge tonight, you walk down that aisle, you step inside the Dogpound, and you get put down!

*DC limps off with Wilma right beside him as Chad watches*
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M Shadows..Before I go off on any sort of rant here..I'd just like to ask you one question. Why are you here?..Do you even know?..Is that why you call yourself Shadows?..Because maybe thats where you should stay. Maybe you should have a permanent place in the shadows..Where no one has to see or here from you again. You see..I can tell in the way you walk..Talk..That you most likely hate your parents..Have attempted to cut yourself..More than once..And overall have a pretty doom and gloom kind of outlook on life. See..I'm pretty good at character sketches..I can look in a man's soul and know whether he is worth the heart he has inside his body in an instant. I think I have you down to a tee.

But..Who can blame you for being so down?..I know I can't. I mean..lets face it..Your career...Not so good. You can't even win the Hardcore title my man..And you expect to suddenly step up into my realm?..You expect to go from the old 24/7 Hardcore title rule..To beating the most dominant force in this company?...I don't think so. Even in this time of March Madness..With upset after upset..You beating me..Isn't a possiblilty. I'm the one seed..You're the 16. It's never happened in the NCAA tournament..And it ain't happening this week. But..There is hope for you. You can come out and make a good showing..Take me to the limit..And maybe..Just maybe..You'll get a rematch..You'll get noticed. You'll finally get to come out of those shadows. But quite frankly..I doubt it.

See..I know what you're thinking Shadows..You're thinking that I might be a little off my game. Hell..I was just involved in another dusty finish at the Fandimonium Pay Per View. I can't remember the last time I got a clean dominating win at a Pay Per View to be honest. So maybe you think I'm slipping...Maybe you think this is an oppertunity for you to hit a quick roll up pin..Catch me off guard..But let me assure you..That that ain't happening. You see..people can say what they want..They can talk about all they want. The fact still remains..That I am still the TV champion. I am the longest running TV champion in this company in a long time. And the title isn't coming off any time soon. See..Thats another reason why I will dispose of you like yesterdays garbage..Because if you do win..You might just get a shot at the TV title...And I would never want my title degraded to the point that it had to be put on the line against the likes of you.

As being a TV champion..Arguably a rung below the heavyweight championship..I've had to see another side of the IWO. The bad side. The side that you represent Shadows. The side that is never going to amount to anything in this business. The side that the fans walk right by on the street..Because they'd rather talk to someone that means something..Like me. The side that will have to take a second job..Because wrestling promoters won't pay them a damn thing compared to what I make. I'm tired of this side...I'm tired of having to be associated with this side. So..When I beat you Shadows..I'm going to beat you for that side. For every time I've had to waste a week with a jobber. I'm going to lay you out. For every time my name wasn't on the top of the card..I'm going to lay you out. And for every single week I have to go without my World Heavyweight Title..I'm going to lay..you out. Shadows..You can't beat what you don't understand. You don't understand what it is to be big time..To be me..And you never will..I'll make sure of it. At Redemption..Pain is Mandatory..For you.
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*Dirty Window by Metallica hits and Jude makes his way to the ring. His arm is in a sling, he is on crutches, his head is heavily bandaged and his ribs are taped. He tentatively slides into the ring and asks for a mike.*

Judge: Last week I told you that regardless of what happened at Fandamonium, the monkey would be gotten off my back. Well...it was.

The emotional rivalry between DC and Judge is over. It ended the moment DC put me through the cell with his signature finishing move. But that wasn't just an ending. It was also a beginning.

See when DC put me through that cell, the nightmare of the last few weeks came to an end. I finally realized what I had failed to see for weeks and weeks.

DC wanted to make me angry. He wanted things to get personal with me. He got inside my head. And it worked.

I got angry. I got so angry that my promo's collapsed to a series of lame cliches and angry, boring, rants. I forgot all about the prestigous title I held around my waist and things with DC became soley about me venting my anger on DC.

I went into the HIAC match at Fandmonium, not thinking about the title, but simply thinking about punishing DC. I wanted to do everything that was possible to take him out, even if it meant taking a risk that cost me the match, that cost me my career. And DC saw this. He knew I wasn't thinking rationally, I didn't have my eye on the prize. And he did, the whole time.

He led me all around the cell in that match up, without me even realizing. He ran up the cell in what I thought was an attempted escape, but when I was put through that cell, realized was part of his plan all along.

He lead me to the top, knowing that given the opportunity to truly punish you, I would forget about the gold and do anything to put you through that cell. And, inevitably, in trying to go further than I needed to, I made a mistake, you capatalised, and defeated me. Ending my rampant crusade once and for all.

For you it was all about the title, for me it was all about my anger. So I lost. But just cos I lost the emotional battle, doesn't mean I've lost the war.

You might think you've ended our feud with the simple sentence. DC became the champion, the end. But what you don't realise is that sentence doesn't have a full stop at the end, it has a question mark. Because there is still one last sentence to write in our feud, and that will be written tonight.

Cos I'm ready for a rematch. A rematch for the ages. A match that I will go into with the mindset I should have had last night. Its not going to be about emotion this time DC, now, it's all about getting that title back! *crowd pops*

DC and Judge in the middle of the ring doing whatever it takes to get the title. Putting on a wrestling classic. The way it should have been.

Fandamonium may be over, but the pandamonium is just about to begin!

People may think that being Redemption, this title match is going DC's way. DC, you may have your crew in your corner, you may have the momentum, you may have the odds stacked in your favour. But you don't have the one big thing that gave you the advantage before. I'm not blinded by my anger anymore.

This has nothing to do with anger. Nothing to do with despeartion. It just has everything to do with the IWO World Title. I'm bringing it back to my waist and making it mean something once again. No more weak promos, no more angry oversights, no more mistakes.

I'm getting back in form starting with tonight. No excuses. You can take me to the dog pound all you want, but I'll be the one coming back with the IWO title. So DC, ask yourself this, what you gonna do...what you gonna do...when the Judge...comes...for your IWO World Heavyweight Championship!

*Judge drops the mike and tears off the sling on his arm. He chucks both his crutches away and flexes for the crowd as they cheer.*
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*A J&J Enterprises logo is shown as Josh Dionio's car pulls up to the arena. Josh proceeds to exit the car*

You know, last week, I became a 2 time Hardcore title champion. Yeah, I lost it in the same night, but it was due to those punks in Fruited Out. I am not blaming anyone else. Like my entrance song says, I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one.

*Josh walks through the door into the arena. He passes by some jobbers*

You see those guys? They wish they had as many championships as me. Now, tonight, I go up against Elix West. Elix, you think you might have the advantage knowing I lost last week, but tonight, I will make you regret thinking that. All you are is a cheap Brock Lesnar. Hell, you aren't even worthy to shine his boots. But there is hope. I was talking to Jason and we agree, you would be perfect for J&J Enterprises. If you make it through the match tonight, you might get a contract from the 2 greatest minds in the IWO today.

*Josh makes his way to the dressing room for J&J Enterprises*

Now, normally I would say hey, we got some great new items, but you can look for yourself at the official J&J item stands around the arena and hit up jandjenterprises.com for an in depth look at us or to buy the merchendise that way. Now, Elix, playtime is over and your ass is next.

*Josh slams the door as the camera fades out*
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*The camera moves down a hallway until it stops at a door and slowly pushes it open. Inside Thugged Out are seen sitting in what look to be school desks. They are too big to fit very well and they look ridiculous. The crowd gets a little chuckle out of this. Further in, we see The Driver sitting on top of her desk with her legs crossed and posing like a hot teacher. The camera turns back towards the classroom and we see several thug girls and various strippers dressed in varying degrees of schoolgirl sluttyness. Thugged Out look around and admire their surroundings before standing up and moving to the back of the room to watch the first lesson written on the chalkboard.

Lesson #1: How to give a proper spanking.

The Driver: I'm sure you little whores take for granted the punishment your parents were giving you when they spanked your naughty asses when you were just baby sluts. They hoped you wouldn't end up dancing on a pole for money in some skanky filthy club.

Exo: Hey now, we run a top of the line, high class establishment. Easy here.

The Driver. No talking. Now, your parents failed you, but I however will not. You will learn how to deliver a good spanking by demonstration. Now, who wants to volunter?

*No hands are raised. The girls look around nervously.

Stick: C'mon now, don't be shy. Step right up ladies!

*Meekly, one girl raises her hand.

The Driver: Yes, you, step up here. Good girl. Now, you get rewarded. You won't be getting spanked, you'll be delivering them. Choose your bitch.

*The girl immediatly points out one of her classmates.

Volunteer: Her! That's the bitch I want.

Stick: Yo X, that's the little honey sucked my dick last week.

Exo: Fo real? She a nasty little thing. You let her suck you off?

Stick: Fuckin A, stamped that broad all over the place. A fucking chin omelette.

Volunteer: Yeah you bitch. I know you sucked his dick. You're gonna pay now goddamnit!

Exo: That's the spirit, get into baby.

Dick Sucker Girl: You really think so bitch. Just cause Stick didn't want to let you near him don't mean you can take it out on me.

Stick: Uh, actually, you know...

Exo: C'mon man, really.

Stick: Yeah, 2 weeks ago, under the table at the club...

Exo: Jesus man, how many of these girls sucked your dick?

*The girls look around at each other, Stick looks off into the distance.

The Driver: Nevermind that, you 2 are disrupting my class. Silence or get out.

Dick Sucker Girl: I ain't gonna take this, you can't make me!

*Instantly The Driver jumps off her desk and rushes the girl, slapping her hard across the face.

The Driver: Who do you think you are? This is my classroom. You will do as you're told!

*She slaps the girl again and drags her by the hair over to her desk, slamming her face down into some books. The Driver pulls up her skirt and flashes everyone her panties with her ass facing the classroom.

The Driver: Get over her! Now, pick up that paddle and teach this bitch a lesson!

Volunteer: With pleasure.

*She takes the paddle, pulls back and swings as hard as she can, smacking the girl with a loud crack. Immediatly the girl breaks out into tears.

The Driver: Smack her again! Again! AGAIN!

*The girl starts to go crazy, whacking her over and over again. The girl on the desk is crying like crazy.

Dick Sucker Girl: Please stop, I'll do anything, please stop.

The Driver: Ok, I think she's had enough, isn't that right missy?

Dick Sucker Girl: Yes, please, I've learned my lesson.

The Driver: You see girls, how easy I can break any of you down. You are all mine and I will do with you what I please. And soon, a couple of particular little sluts will be joining you. Little April and little stacy. I can't wait to give you a paddling myself.

*The Driver picks up the girl that got spanked, still sobbing, pulls her skirt back down and pats her on the ass. The Driver then leads her out of the classroom towards her teachers office by her tie. She follows timidly, not sure what's going to happen when she's left alone with The Driver, but going to do whatever she's told. The Driver looks back as she shuts her door...

The Driver: Class dismissed.

Exo: Yo shit, that was pretty fucking cool. Glad she on our side.

Stick: For realz n shit. Let's get the fuck outta here and take care of shit.

Exo: Mayan, that chicka got Thugged Out.

*Thugged Out leave the classroom with the ladies and the camera lingers in the classroom. The camera looks back at the closed office door and picks up just the slightest sound of moaning and some squishy noises before fading off. The crowd is silenced by what they've witnessed, but begin another chant...thugged out...thugged out...thugged out...
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*The camera opens up to the IWO Locker room corridor. The camera continues down the hallway until every light goes black. The camera begins to move around in the darkness before spotting a flashing light emanating from under a door. The cameraman goes over to the door, opens it up and steps inside only to be met by a man sitting in an electric chair. The man is gagged and hovering between consciousness. Suddenly, a hard blow sends the cameraman to the floor. A mystery person then sets the camera up in front of the Man in the chair. A single light then falls on him and a dark shadow in the corner forms*

Different week, same old crap. Once more I have to sit here and tell these fans what they already know. I will beat Deathshock. It's that simple. The guy has nothing on me. It's just like Force said regarding Shock's moron brother. His career is nothing. A trash site. A pile of crap. Nothing on mine to say the least. Yet here I am again. Beating this jackoff for fun. Like a Gladiator thrown the Lions. So tonight Ladies and Gentleman, take a seat, have some fun and let Crusher be the Lion to dismiss this sorry, low down Warrior. In other words. Crusher tonight will the executioner.

Yeah, you see tonight we're playing this one off like Romeo and Juliet or Les Enfants Terrible. See tonight Crusher is about to go all Theatre on Shock. We have the plot Boys and Girls. Kinda like David and Goliath except i'm a little shorter than Goliath and Shock's a whole lot weaker than David. It's the lowly man vs. the higher power. Let's look at how they way up. Crusher. A former Hardcore and TV Champion. The most talented Technical Wrestler in the world. DeathShock. A former.....Hold up, hold up. Shock isn't a former anything. He's the current laughing stock of the IWO. The current fan letdown of the IWO.

You see the fans are disappointed. Why? Because they are being lied to. Week in, week out Shock is lying through his teeth to these people. He comes out here, with his latest squeeze. Be it Shadows or Juice, it really makes no difference. Shock tells these people about how good he really is and how much potential he really has. Yet, its all a big lie. A fucking charade. He has as much potential as Alli Sabbah. He is about as useful as the Hardcore Title was around Juice's waste. It's all a joke. Shock your a lie. Like I stated last week. Your a fraud of a wrestler. You have zero talent, zero potential and that is why you find yourself bottom of the card every week with zero championship reigns and nothing notable in your entire career. Fuck yur shit I'm sick of hearing about you and tonight I take my first steps in destroying what you have left of a life never mind your god damned career.

Like I said, Crusher assumes the role of the executioner tonight and is about to go all Shakespeare on your ass. You've had your say, the jury found you guilty. Your out on show for the crowd to see. They hate you. They're spitting at you. Some are even walking away because they care that little. You final sentence is being given to you and the axe is being sharpened. Your crying out your innocence but nobody wants to hear you. The tears are welling up n your eyes. You don't want this. You want your Mom but its just too late. Your crime has been committed and you have been sentenced. Your reaching out. Desperately trying to grab onto something to elongate your stale and boring career but Juice, Shadows and your failed heel turn don't want to know now. The Executioner is ready now. His axe is ready and the crowd are going wild. The axe is brought down and there it goes. Your career in an instant. Crusher hits that big time Olympic Slam and locks in that Ankle Lock and there you go. The door is waiting Shock. Go fucking use it.

You see despite our story being quite short it is still a valuable one. It's one you can teach to many generations to come. Do not box above your weight. You see you stepped in to my era and I kicked you back out. That was months back when I beat your ass and gave you your first loss in an IWO ring. Then at Fandamonium I caved in to the crowd's demand and gave them what they wanted. To see your ass down crying out in pain. Not even your useless fucking brother could change that. I hit that mother-fucker right between the eyes for trying to screw me and the fucker was out cold. No matter what you throw at me Crusher will always throw them back at you and come back stronger. Crusher is your King. Bow down to him.

So before you go and make some comments about me in whatever little speech you got ready let me take a few seconds to address my fans.

Dear fans of the IWO. DeathShock is a fraud. He is a fake and a disgrace to this industry. He is not going to beat me tonight. Not that I needed to state that but just reinforcing the point in a sense. Tonight. I end your misery and rid my career of this urchin. Just like the sorry fucker in the chair.

Shock, this man represents you and I represent me. Times up and you have been sentenced say goodbye to your career and face your doom.

*Crusher steps out the dark and into the light of the chair. He reaches over and flicks a switch as all the lights go out and a deafening, scream is heard*

Shock, the fans know I'm damn right!
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*Cryptic's music hits!!!*

*Crowd pop and chant Crypic's name as Hardcore Champion walks down to the ring with a glorious grin slapped across his face.*


Marv: And here comes the IWO Hardcore Champion!!

Tater: What a match this damn hippie had last week at the PPV.

*Cryptic steps into the ring and pulls out the peace mic.*

Cryptic: Ah hello ladies and gentlemen...

*Crowd pop huge!!!

Cryptic grins and rubs his title belt.*


Hello ladies and gentlemen, last week your hero, your saviour, your CHAMPION went into the Fandamonium PPV with my title on the line against so many opponents that i lost count and still managed to walk out victorious.

*Crowd chant Cryptic's name as Cryptic does a little dance.*

The celebrations shall be kept to a minimum as tonight The Peaceful One faces off against opponents once again. This time in the form of Jason, Sabbah and Garvin.

Sabbah, i have beaten you on so many occassions that discussing your existence has become fruitless...

*Cryptic pulls out and bites into it. Aftre a few chews Cryptic spits out the apple is disgust...*

Yes..fruitless, not juice in this apple at all. It appears to have had all its goodness drained, similar to how you've lost ways of how to lose to me.

*Cryptic grins and wipes his mouth*

Jason. Mr lover, lover of Josh. What happened Jason? Josh disposed of yourself? Does that explain your involvement in this match tonight? Sadly i can not comfort you, but you have crossed the path of I and mother nature and shall suffer yet more heart break. After the match however feel to request a hug.

*Cryptic glances at his belt before looking back at the camera*

Garvin, you do not know me and i do not know you. But tonight we meet and you will never forget me. What i do know about you however is that by challenging me for my title means you are like the rest in this match...unpeaceful and if you ain't peaceful...

*Cryptic readjusts his title belt before looking back at the camera*

...YOU AIN'T NOTHING!!!!

*Crowd pops and Cryptic's music hits.*

*Camera fades*
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