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Promos are due Wednesday March 12 @ 3PM EST

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card in order of how the matches will appear

24-7 Rule Hardcore Match
Cryptic (c) vs. M Shadows vs. Elix West vs. Alli Sabbah vs. Joseph Schmo
-the winner of this hardcore match will be the hardcore champ, however the 24-7 rule will be in effect the rest of the night and anyone can pin the champ, until the final bell of the main event is rang.

TV Title Match
Force (c) vs. Juice

Tag Team Title Hardcore Match
Thugged Out (c) vs. Josh & Jason vs. Freebird Express

Singles Match
DeathShock vs. Crusher

Hell In A Cell World Title Match
Judge (c) vs. DC
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*Schmo is seen leaving an office, he then picks up his cell phone as the camera follows him*

Schmo: Yes, I have made the changes. You were right all along, I should have listened to you in the first place.

*Schmo pauses as he watches down the street*

Schmo: I know, I will pay you back...Yes...If I can help you out I will...No, no one knows about it, but they soon will.

*Schmo turns and looks at the camera man*

Schmo: I have let you go...Yes, tonight...See you there.

*Schmo hangs up and turns to the camera man*

Schmo: so you want to listen in on my conversation? Well, I guess you want to know who that was on the other line?...Well I am not telling.

*Schmo gets closer to the camera man*

Schmo: But you will find out tonight...Tonight when I make a huge surprise..but not just that, tonight I win the Hardcore Championship. I made a deal to get in the match and rightfully so. Tonight, I finally achieve a higher level in the IWO, by beating four other men to win the hardcore gold.

*Schmo backs up and holds his hand up*

Schmo: tonight will be the last night that the IWO knows Schmo! Tonight they will know a new hardcore champion!

*a cab pulls up and Schmo gets in and rides away*
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*The Freebird Express are standing in front of a camera with the Rebel Flag hanging behind them*

Gordy: Once again, it seems the Freebird Express came up empty handed. but have no fear folks, because tonight the Express are going to right the wrongs. Tonight we are going to make history, because the fans want it.

Morton: You said it hoss, tonight Fandamonium, the Fan PPV, the PPV where the Express turns it all around. Tonight we goin' to rock n roll all over two other teams. Tell em S.P.F.

Gordy: oh, it's going to heat up in here. For weeks we have been kicked around. Treated like a couple of rookies, but that's not true. We are tried and true to this business. We have been up and down the road for years, winning title after title. But for some cotton pickin reason we have yet to wear gold in the IWO.

Morton: It's a mockery. We are the greatest tag team of all time, and we don't have the titles.

Gordy: Settle down son, save your energy, because tonight we step out of our element. Or so that is what Thugged Out and J & J Enterprises believe. Boys, you are looking at a couple of good ol' boys and if we know one thing it is how to fight!

Morton: Oh I'm fired up now and tonight, anything is legal. We going to show all four of ya how some Southern Boys take care of business.

Gordy: Tonight, there's gonna be some blood, there's going to be a fight, and there damn sho going to be the Freebird Express rolling out of Fandamonium the new tag team champions.

Morton: Tonight we rock and roll all night!

*they walk off and the camera goes black.*
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*Jason, Josh, Stacy and April are shown walking around the arena before the show. They see some fans and stop by them*

I bet all of you fans came here to see us tonight didn't you?

Of course they did. Why else would they? I mean, would they really want to see those 2 rejects from the 80's or those fruitcakes Fagged Out?

Well we are the greatest tag team in the IWO so it's no suprise they would rather see us

And we will prove it again once we win the titles back in our Hardcore Triple Threat match.

Exactly and hardcore rules is right up our alley too

Well, you are talking to the former Hardcore Champ. Speaking of Hardcore Title, you know it's 24/7 rules for that tonight, right, Jason?

Yep and not only will we take back our tag team titles and one of us could be the new hardcore champ

Well, you should be concentrating on getting the World Title. I'll get the Hardcore one.

Well, I am a former World Champion so there's no doubt that I could win it again

With a little help from your friends, of course.

Of course

Now, Stick and Exo, you two lucked out by having DC and Juice job to you, but tonight Jason and I will smash your faces in.

The only reason that happened because you knew you wouldn't be able to beat us but you lucked out,tonight we get the chance to beat your sorry asses one more time and take back what's rightfully ours

And Freebird retards, you better stay the hell out of the way or else you will be feeling the same shit Thugged Out will feel.

Remember what we did to you two last time we met? Well it'll be 10x worse this time if you get in our way

I believe Pinhead said it best: Your pain shall be legendary, even in hell!

So go ahead and bring everything you got because we'll take it all away from you and humiliate you in the process

However, the fans will get a kick out of the new Jason and Josh action figures.

*lifts up the new figures*

Hey, look they come with little tag team titles across their waists!


And the posablility of them is amazing. Little Jason can do the JKO with ease!

*shows Little Jason doing the JKO to Little Josh*

That's just like what I'm gonna be doing to Thugged Out or Freebird Express tonight

How about both? We gotta have some fun.

Oh yeah you always gotta have some fun when you kick someone's ass

Just like these fans can have with the figures.

*hands the figures to the fans*

You can thank us later

Just remember, J & J Enterprises is your source for everything you need.

Well Thugged Out and Freebird Express are in for an ass kicking tonight so they came to the right source for the job

Freebirds and Thugs, get ready cause your asses are next. Playtime is over.

*They all walk off together towards the arena as the camera fades to black*



Jason and I worked on this together so dual credit is appreciated.
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*In the middle of no where*

*We find ourselves in a deserted location, nothing is around us only a podium with a space for third, second and first.

From a distance we see a figure walking towards the podium, as the person gets closer the camera zooms in the IWO Hardcore title slung across the person's shoulder. The camera focuses towards the face of the person as he gets even closer, the person has a ridiculous grin slapped across his face with his hair draped across his face as the wind blows.

The person reaches the podium and walks up on the first place stand. The person is then revealed to all as The Peaceful One, Cryptic!!!

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Cryptic: So it has been decided by the peaceful people of our society...The Peaceful One shall defend the title against four other men in a 24-7 match. I stand here on this podium at the top, at number one, this is a preview of what one should expect after the night is over, because whether its Joe, Sabbah, Shadows or even Felix some of you may become close to winning what is mine, one of you may be regarded as the second best, or the third best, but one thing that is for sure is that I, Cryptic shall be known as THE BEST, I will be known as number one, because i ladies and gentlemen will be walking into Fandamonium the IWO Hardcore Champion and i will be leaving with the IWO Hardcore title still firmly around my waist along with a nice bag of brownies to celebrate my glorious victory.

*Cryptic grins slightly before glancing at his IWO Hardcore title*

Sabbah, I defeated your unpeaceful self on few occasions in recent times, what happened then is what will happen tonight...you'll be swept aside like a rubber ducky in a thunder storm.

*Cryptic begins to mock Sabbah by acting like a duck!!!*

Quak quak!! My name is Sabbah and i was just blown away because i is not peaceful, me make blue movies and sleep in bed, bed with security guards.

*Cryptic giggles before quickly regaining composure*

M. Shadow, last week you witnessed first hand what the benefits were to join a side of peace, last week you actually won a match, but this week you revert back to your unpeaceful ways by attempting to claim my IWO Hardcore title thus removing the peace within the IWO Hardcore division, such actions shall revert you back to your former self in a heart beat, back to a mere shadow. It is not too late, remain peaceful and aid my cause tonight in keeping the peace within the IWO Hardcore division, the offer is fair and as a reward you can have a brown bag for that unique face of yours, how cool would that be?! Like totally.

*Cryptic pulls off a thumbs up at the camera*

Joe, Mr. Schmo you're a funny man, such humour should not be wasted in wrestling, especially when one lacks the ability. Joe the trees speak to me and say that you will be good in comedy, you know like shows like Def Comedy Jam where you talk about how your baby daddy don't pay you child support or how you got called up at 3am to go choke on a stick. You could come up with loads of interesting ways to make your unfortunate life sound so humorous, almost as humorous as believing your unpeaceful self can defeat The Peaceful One tonight and upset the balance within nature.

*Cryptic pauses for a moment before continuing to speak.*

And then we have Elix West, the lion with as much roar as a kitten. You started off on a rampage upon your arrival, wounding many and causing mayhem, but it would seem that when you realised that your unpeaceful acts was providing you with nothing but misery you changed your act in an attempt to bring some joy towards your way. Winning my title would mostly provide you with such joy but unfortunately you will only be able to take a glance at the title tonight as i lift it above your head once i claim victory tonight, because as The Peaceful One i have a duty to maintain the peace within the IWO Hardcore division, its is my destiny and mother nature does not wish for the IWO Hardcore title to part ways with my waist. So tonight Elix you sadly enough come face to face with yet more misery, but being from the West an all you should be more than use to that.

*Cryptic grins and then jumps off the podium.

Cryptic picks up a branch of a tree and some stones from the ground*


Elix, Sabbah, Joe and Shadows, they say sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me, tonight I arrive at Fandamonium with the sticks and stones and i do my talking in the ring. The talking my commence in the ring, those who wish to cleanse themselves and submit to the peace may, but should my words amount to nothing, then action shall be taken in accordly against those who lack peace within their heart because if you ain't peaceful...

*Cryptic does a random pop star dance to resemble his heart beating*

...YOU AIN'T NOTHING!!!

*Camera fades as Cryptic steps back onto the podium*
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*DC sits in his locker room alone in a chair just thinking as the camera zooms in on him*

DC: Judge...Tonight, the rematch. The rematch that has been months in the making. The rematch that was taken away from me by Johnny Blade.

*DC smiles*

DC: Blade...You see Judge, whether you have noticed it or not, there is an unspoken rule around here. That rule is that if you cross DC, then you get fucked up.

*DC rubs his chin*

DC: And Blade, well he did just that. See Judge, Blade came out and gave it his all, and in the end he fell short. But he made the biggest mistake of his career when he got in my way. Now look at him! Blade is nothing! I beat him within an inch of his life, and now he is unemployed.

*DC laughs*

DC: And that could be your fate Judge...You see I carried along for the ride...I let you follow the greatest group in the IWO...and then you got greedy..And granted you beat me and took the World Title..but you see Judge...you got lucky...you won by a fluke...you had an oppurtunity and then what did you do, you capitalized.

*DC pauses and looks down at the ground, then back up*

DC: But you see Judge, since that time..you have done nothing...I have embarrased you since then..week after week I have made you look like HBK made Randy Orton look..a chump.

*DC stands up*

DC: Judge these idiot fans have decided that our rematch should be inside of one of the most devastating structures ever conceived...Inside of Hell in A Cell...The last time I was in a cage match like that, I lost the World Title, so this time around I will cover my ass...I will make sure my plan doesn't fail and I will walk out the champion.

*DC gets closer to the camera*

DC: Judge, you have my title, and tonight in that cage, I will make you bleed...I will punish your retarded ass...I will make sure you have nightmares for years to come about the destruction I plan on doing to you...but most of all I will leave you barely breathing...leave enough energy in your body for you to look up and see me standing over you holding the World Title, as I am announced the winner...For you to witness your dream shattered...your time is up Judge...you have been made to look like a fool for the past few months, and now it is time to end your suffering, time to pull the plug on your reign...Judge that cage is your worse enemy..that cage is your downfall..this is not what you should have asked for...Judge you have no where to go, no where to escape from the torture that is in store for you...It's time for the rightful champion to take his place atop of this federation once again..tonight Judge you go to the dogpound, and tonight you get put down!

*DC pushes the camera man out of the way and leaves the room*
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Juice..Juice..Juice..It is just way too appropriate that me and you should meet here at Fandamonium. I mean..It's as if the trash always seems to find me somehow. But hey..I give you credit Juice..You got voted in..Somehow. You must have some people somewhere looking out for you. Or..You have people somewhere who really want to see you get your ass stomped. You see Juice..They didn't vote you in because they expect you to win..They want to see you lose..And lose bad. And..who else would be bettersuited to make that happen than me..The Unstoppable Force?

Now..I've watched you over the past couple of weeks Juice. You seem to be catching on a little bit..Maybe have a little momentum under your wings. It seems as if the masses love your..Language. And that's cool..You get support however you can. Personally..I think it is some of the most retarded stuff I have ever seen in my life. You and your drone go on and on and on about things that I can't even comprehend. Now..Maybe you would say in your infinite wisdom that that would make me..uncool...Maybe a..cracka? That's fine with me. If being the best on the face of the earth is uncool..If being a champion is uncool..If beating the holy hell out of you is uncool..Then I guess I must be one of the most uncool son of a bitches on the planet.

You see..this is truly a matchup of style versus substance. I think you all know which is which. We have one person who talks the talk..And one that has been walking the walk for years. I know what's going on around here..I'm not blind. I see the youth movement coming in. I've seen the way guys like Thugged Out, and Juice are just flying up the card like there is nothing in their way. Well let me let you guys in on a little secret..The Unstoppable Force..Isn't that old. The Unstoppable Force still has a lot left in the tank to be exact. If you think I can't keep up with you..If thats what you really believe..You're dead wrong.

I don't need much to beat you Juice. I think myself having a functioning brain completes have the job right there. All the other half is is me getting one good hold of you..And snapping you in half. You can be as agile as you want..As smooth as you want..It won't matter. I don't know if you've looked around here lately or not Juice..But I'm on quite the little roll here. I put Crusher's career on the backburner. You see where he his on this card?..Yeah..Right at the bottom. Juice..That is squarely where your ass will be after I'm done at Fandamonium. I have come way too far with this TV title to lose it to someone who hasn't earned the shot. To someone who got lucky off of some fan voting. It just is not happening.

I want you to do one little thing for me Juice. Write a thank you note to every single fan that voted for you who put you in this match. Sign my name at the bottom as well. They did me the favor..Not you. While you look at this at some big oppertunity to get over on the best...I look at it as just another easy win. See Juice..No one gets over on the Unstoppable Force. The Unstoppable Force does not..And never will put people over. Maybe there are some other people around here who are nice enough to do so..But not me. You see Juice..While one of my eyes is on you..I've also got an eye somewhere else..On that Hell in a Cell match between Judge and DC. Oh yes..I'm looking forward to that in a major way. Because whoever wins..They're next in line for me. That World title is coming back home..Come hell or high water. I just thought you should be aware Judge..DC. Keep it in the back of your mind.

So Juice..Say goodbye to the flash..The hip-hop..The talking. Say hello to a hospital bed. Say hello to a stretcher. Say hello to no gold around your waist. Because that's exactly whats happening at Fandamonium..Because Pain is Mandatory..For you.
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**the red spotlights roam the IWO arena**

**shocks music hits**

**the crowd wild as shock makes his way to the ring**

**shock pumps the crowd as he walks down the ramp**

**shock grabs a Mic and rolls in the ring**

shock: cut my music.

**the music cuts but the crowd keeps cheering**

so there was a little vote, for the TV title match. a vote held by the IWO, for the fans..

and you all voted in juice..now, dont get me wrong.. juice is a great athlete..but, dont you think the TV title is a little too....prestigious..for the hardcore junkie? hardcore title, sure, all you juice, but TV title...your out of your league..thats MY league, but if by some odd turn of events you win, i will be more assured that i will soon be TV champion, as you keep my belt warm, so good luck bud.

so juice got first place in the poll..who got second? ah, yes.. yours truly. the best rookie IWO ever had, and by the looks of the new talent..eesh, the best rookie they will ever have again too.. but you know what, its cool. i dont mind not getting voted in. wether it be your vote, my winning a #1 contenders match, or someone writing the cards give me that title shot..i will infact win the TV title. I'm not worried about it, its a matter of time... its all a matter of time, life its self is a matter of time.. its a matter of time till i win the TV title, its a matter of Tim until i get bored of it, give it away, and take the WHC.

**crowd pops big**

now who got third? who got crushed, in the poll...oh yes haha, crusher..

**crowd laughs**

crusher..what were you thinking when you decided to name yourself...crusher.. crusher seems like the name a teenage girl would give to a pocket dog to be "cute". so I'm going to give you a more accurate, more suitable name...scrap crusher, your now...crushed. because just like in the poll for the title shot, where you got crushed by the fans...tonight, in the ring...you get crushed by ME. now is a time in my career where there is no more fuckin around, I'm steppin my game up. I'm finally getting to that point where people are noticing my work and realizing my potential. I'm finally starting to get the respect that i was destine to get. and I'm not going to let some 2nd rate pocket dog named jobber take that away from me. so tonight, theres no mercy in my Punch's, theres no mercy in my kicks, theres no mercy in my spear.. tonight in that ring i will be less forgiving then a snake bite, less forgiving then a bed of nails, less forgiving then a cancer thats eating you from the inside out. no more forgiveness or mercy from me. for now on, i get it, i destroy, i get out. no time wasted, no time lost. now i know what your gonna do crusher, you've been waiting for me to come out here and spit out my opinions on you. trust me, i know the trick. you wanna come out and hit the stick second so you can counter my points. but it doesn't matter, you've seen me do what i said I'm going to do many times before. i always come through. so go ahead, counter my points, disrespect me, call me names and try to get me heated.. no matter what you say, or what you do....we both know how tonights gonna end...

**crowd screams the phrase with shock**

I WIN

YOU LOSE!

** crowd pops**

**shocks balls his fist and Punch's it into his other hand as if punching crusher**

crushed...
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**shadows is seen back stage**

**a man with a microphone runs up and tried to talk to shadows**

shadows, can we get a word with you?

**crowd pops and shadows walks into the frame**

how bout this, ill talk and say what i wanna say, and you just sit there and dont talk?

fair enou....

**shadows nails the guy with his own Mic**

that was rhetorical dumbass, now look what you made me do..

**crowd laughs and pops**

so the fans at home voted, and you decided that a 24/7 rules match was the best way to go huh..well i applaud you, because now you have made my job easier. i have the whole show to devise a plan, and take my title. i could grab it up real quick, the get the fuck outta here... i could wait till the last 5 minutes grab it then run around the building for a few minutes till I'm crowned the official champ. but I'm not. see to be honest with you, I'm just happy i get to hurt people, all night long. tonight is a game of cat and mouse. the hunters, and the hunted. goal of the game is to not get hunted down, but at the same time if your being hunted, your in the best position as far as winning the match goes. its a real technical game if you think about it. see for you at home, you see a bunch of your favorite wrestlers, running around, beatin the shit out of each other, tryin to win the hardcore title.. but to us, this is a big open window to achieving what our careers are about, title gold. so tonight no fuckin around. I'm not gunna bust some jokes then laugh my way to the ring.. I'm not gonna get over inflated and cocky, I'm not gonna assure you that i win. but i will sure that i will make people bleed, i will gun for that title until the final bell is rung, and i will earn some of the respect i feel i deserve. tonight i have no clue what to expect. one of 5 men will walk out champion, but only one will. if i play my cards right, I'm sure i can walk out the champ. and if i dont tonight, the hour glass is still dripping the sand that counts down to my big break. so tonight boys, dont be scared of dropping the belt if you win it.. be scared of what I'm gonna do to you, wether you have it or not..

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*Exo and Stick are sitting on a porch, somewhere near the stadium. The neighborhood looks pretty ghetto...

Exo: I dunno man, shit crazy. Some ma-fuckah always runnin inta trouble.

Stick: I know whacha mean nigga. It's like, one minute everythings coo, next thing you know, shit be goin down bad. Niggaz droppin. Caps poppin. Fuck mayan, I thought I left this shit behind, yo.

Exo: Nothin aint ever over. Nothin.

*Stick and Exo open up 2 bottles of Olde E and hold em high.

Exo: A little somtin for our homies Juice n gritz. We be missin you bro's. For realz n shit.

Stick: Peace Out.

*Stick and Exo poor out some of their 40's for their missing bro's. And walk off to the waiting Hummer to go to the stadium.

I hope you're doing all right Glue

*The Hummer pulls into the stadium parking lot and out steps...



The Driver: Listen up, any of you little boys out there playing with your dolls like the little bitches you want to be can answer to me. Yes, I am speaking to the children of Jack and Jill Enterprises. I will dress you up like a couple of sissies and whip your schoolgirl asses till they bleed. You pansies don't deserve to set foot near the men of Thugged Out. Put down your barbies and get ready to receive your punishment!

*The Driver opens up the door and Thugged Out step out of the Hummer and walk towards the entrance

Exo: They was playin with dolls?

Stick: No, seriously, they was playin with dolls.

Exo: Like, dressin em up or somtin?

Stick: Mayan, how the fuck should I know. All I know is, they was playin with dolls.

*Thugged Out stop and look into the camera.........Bwahahahahahahahahaha

Exo: O man, that's fucking hilarious.

Stick: Nigga, we gonna fuck that shit up tonight. They be playin docta with each otha next.

Exo: Aight, so we roll on that shit. What up with the Jailbitch Express?

Stick: Gordy and Mordy? Who? I dunno. Aint nothin but a hick thang. They be ready for some pig slop match or some shit like that.

Exo: Look mayan, it's fucking Fandamonium. We got ourselves a hardcore fucking match. We gonna go out there and put on a fucking show. Light up the goddamn stage.

Stick: We be hearin you fans. We know you out there. Nation Thugged Out be ruling tonight.

The Driver: Now get your asses in gear and go fuck them up. Do you hear me?

Exo: Yep. Fandamonium. Tonight. Thugged Out be walkin out champs again!

Stick: All Y'all sit back. Enjoy the show. And watch us bring down the house. J n J, Freebirds, y'all 'bout to get Thugged Out.

*Thugged Out walk off and The Driver follows. Suddenly, the Driver stops and walks back towards the camera and snears into it...

The Driver: And if either of those whores Stacy or April get in the way I will break them and make them mine.

*Crowd hushes, but is suddenly gathering momentum and a small chant breaks out...Thugged Out...Thugged Out...Thugged Out...
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*All the lights go out in the arena and come back on to show Crusher sat in the middle of the ring. The crowd pops*

No TV Title shot tonight. Oh well, you win some, you lose some. I just bide my time and let you forget about me. Then, when y'all think that the game is getting comfortable and there ain't no more threats... Then in comes Crusher to disturb y'all peace. Take back my title. Sit atop of the mountain and manage my game. Crusher is the biggest superstar to hold that belt and when I take it back nobody s going t take it off my shoulder. Why? Because there is simply no man good enough to do that. Juice, Force and Shock haven't got anything on me. The freakshow, the wigger and the official Corey Taylor replica Ladies and Gentleman. I have beaten Force and Shock already and as for Juice....if you think some half wit wannabe with more Manager's than Kevin Nash has injuries can beat me let me refer you to the exit.

Any who, less about that more about tonight. Tonight, I face a man I have already beaten.....rather comfortably....yet this guy thinks he can beat me tonight no matter what I do. Please Shock, let me refer you to my history. I am a former 2-time TV Champion. A former Hardcore Champion. The fastest rising superstar in recent history. I have beaten the best because I am that...damn...good. Now let's take a look at your CV. Championships.....Zero. Notable victories....Troy Alston...Hmmm....Troy huh? He must have underestimated you please bear in mind Shock. That was your debut. You ain't no spring chicken now. No more surprises up your sleeves, no skeletons in your closet. Without that element of surprise Shock you ain't shit. Even you have realized. That's why you brought in your Brother. To try and bring yourself back into the limelight and how long did that last? Couple weeks at the most? Boring. You knew that though so you fucked him over and went with Juice. Now look. Not even a week has passed and the fans are bored of you. Shock, without a surprise you ain't shit. Without your surprise win over Troy you wouldn't be shit. Without your Brother you would probably be jobbing to Sabbah somewhere in the dark matches. Without Juice carrying your ass you ain't shit. Boring Shock.

Now, I heard your little speech out there. Bravo Bravo. Took some guts to get out there and lie in front of all those people but it hasn't made them like you anymore. Hasn't made them wanna see you win. They still want the real deal. The fans are calling for me Shock so please take a step back into the shade and let me enjoy my light. I earned it after all. Yeah, thats right. You envy my light. Why? Because I got here by myself. I didn't need some lucky victory on my debut. Didn't need some eronious family member to make a surprise entry to get myself back in the fans eyes. Didn't need to make a shock turn to get myself a title shot. Yeah, thats right Shock. You can't do shit on your own. Your a disgrace to everything every wrestler stands for. Making a name for yourself. You can't do it, thus your useless.

Wait, wait a second right here. Did Shock just take my name and replace the last letter with D to make a new word. Well your very clever Mr. Shock. Everybody here in the IWO is very proud of your big achievement. So proud in fact that we decided to make you a surprise. Come on people. Let's get Shock's very special surprise out here.

*Various agents and guards begin carrying a 7ft by 7ft badge to the ring*

Here it is Shock. Just for you because you are such a clever, clever boy I decided to get you this nice, big badge so you can show everyone how special you are.

*All the lights go out. Suddenly a single spotlight shines from the ceiling on to Crusher. The unmasked half of Crusher's face is smiling*

But you've also dug yourself a hole Shock. Something you cannot dig yourself out of and will have to atone for. Stand up and be counted bitch because I'm about to give these fans a special treat. You call me a jobber yet I'm the one with title runs? You call me a jobber and yet along with Force we have reinvigorated the IWO with our feud. You call me a jobber while you are still at the bottom of the card. Seems your getting a little confused. Wait though there's more. Your talking about the game? Seems like something I did a few weeks ago. Your talking about No Mercy in your actions. Hmmm, sure I said that a few months back. No more forgiveness? My God...it just hit me. Shock is copying me. So let me give you a new name. Forget about Deathshock. That's old and stale....like your career. Let me give you something. Let a champion give you a champions name. Nothing flashy or something that required as much effort and time as my "new" name. You are now "Fake" because your a fraud, a phoney and copying others to get yourself up the ladder for a week or so. Your a loser Fake. You ain't ever going to be anything in this place. Nothing more than food for the bigger fish to feed on.

Now I know your game Fake. When I'm finished you will more than likely get a crew together and say something about my sexuality, how I'm wrong about you or you will leave a little note for someone to read and broadcast to the fans. Same old shit from Fake. Boring.

Move over Fake. I don't even need to tell these fans I'm going to win because they already know. You can't stand up against Me. You can barely hold your own against yourself.

Tonight, Crusher restores the fans faith in him and destroys just another pawn in the game.

*All the lights go out and when they come back on the ring is empty. Where the badge once was is a dummy dressed as Shock with "FAKE" written across it's mask in blood*

And you know I'm damn right!
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shock: how right you are crusher.. i am going to send you out a final word before our match. why? because all of you wanna be wrestlers always leave holes in your uneducated assumptions about me, and you always fail to drive a point home with the only thing that matters. facts. call me a fake, call me a wanna be. you dont go 13-3 off being a fake, and ive explained my hatred for corey taylor. so i wont even touch that subject for ive made myself clear on it. so crusher time to shut up little boy and open your ears. tonight i vow a victory over you. no, not a victory. i vow to embarass you. nothing is more embarassing then calling a man a fake, and a cheap pop, then being laid out after a loss to him. 13 other men can tell you how embarassing that is. and for your former titles, bravo to yourself. you won titles...and lost them. "former champion" well Mr.former, move aside, for the soon to be has arrived. fuck your "former" title reigns. fuck your "former" respect. fuck your "former" career. for tonight, crusher gets crushed, for the last time.

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*Judge's music hits and Judge makes his way to the ring. He is unreadable. A complete emotional blank. He grabs a mike, slides into the ring, and begins to talk.*

Judge: I wish I could come here and tell you that I was going to beat DC later tonight. I was I could spout the usual cliché and say that we were both going to hell and only one of us was coming back. I wish I could guarantee that I will still be your champion at the next Redemption. But…I can’t.

See, I might seem like I'm not with it right now. For that, I'd like to apologize. I might have seemed a bit weak, a bit distant, the last few weeks, and for that, I would like to apologize. But don't worry, cos after Fandamonium, regardless of what happens, I'll be back to my usual self.

See the last few weeks I've been dealing with some intense emotions. Intense anger and intense frustration. Anger and frustration that I have never felt with such intensity in all my life. I didn't even know I could feel so passionate, be so consumed by my emotions, but I have been.

I haven't been able to walk, without thinking about crippling DC. I haven't been able to talk, without thinking about shutting DC up for good. I haven't been able to breathe, without thinking about squeezing every last breath from DC's body. I haven't been able to keep my mind focused on a match, without focusing on what I want, no, what I need, to do to DC, to set things right again.

I’ve been so angry, so frustrated, that I just can’t get rid of DC, that I haven’t even be able to do simple tasks. Lace up my boots. Get a coffee in the morning. Drive to work.

This anger is taking away all the things I usually have control of. So I can’t promise anything going into tonight’s match.

All I can promise is that I’m going into our match tonight with every intention of letting all these emotions that I’ve had to bottle up over the last few weeks, out.

What happens is beyond my control now. Once that cell slams down around us it’s all going to be put out there. I’m going to do things to you inside that cell that people have never seen before. And there ain’t a thing you can do to stop my rage.

It’s always the same shit with you DC. Distractions, using your goons, using your champions advantage. Then having the audacity to call me a chump. Well anyone can cause a distraction to cost someone a match like I showed you last week. Anyone can beat up on someone post a big match. Anyone can get thugs to beat on a guy. But you don’t have that any more and whilst you can't seem to operate without it, I can. I have all the advantages inside that cell, and I have a rage like you cannot imagine.

If I am not going to make it out of that cell, then there is no way that either of us will walk out. I hope thee are cops on hand at Fandamonium, because what I will do to you will be a hate crime. You better hope that that cell has give, cos if not, I’m going to put you through it like cheese through a grater.

I wish these clichés could sum up how I feel. What I’m going to try and do to you. But they just don’t get close.

This isn’t about the title. This is about you and me and ending it once and for all. You made this personal and now it ends. This will be the final time I ask this question. What you gonna do, what you gonna do, when the Judge…comes…for you!

*Judge goes to leave the ring but suddenly snaps. He tears the turnbuckle covering apart and then goes to the outside. He grabs the steel steps and throws them into the crowd, nearly hitting some fans. He then goes up to the announce table and destroys it with a double axe handle, splitting it in two. Referees and security run out and subdue him, taking him to the back as the camera fades.*
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