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Old 16 Feb 2008, 10:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Promos are due by 1PM EST on Saturday Feb. 23

card subject to change

Tag Match
Force & Crusher v. Juice & Shock

Triple Threat Match
Stick vs. Michael Gordy vs. Josh

World Title Match
Judge (c) vs. Alli Sabbah

Singles Match
Jason vs. Exo

hardcore title match
Cryptic (c) vs. Joseph T. Schmo

Triple Threat Match
DC vs. Bobby Morton vs. Elix West
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i destroy sabbah for 2 months, then last week i destroy schmo. yet they both have title match's, wile i get more card fillers....fuck you sabbah and schmo!
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Your match isn't a card filler man. The two title matches are card fillers lol. You actually think Schmo or Sabbah are gonna walk out with a title?

Besides which, you can get voted in for the TV title match at Fandamonium. Quit ya bitchin, and if ya want to bitch, do it in the IWO discussion thread, not in the promo thread.

Hopefully this is the last non promo post in these threads.
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*The Freebird Express are seen in the hallway of the IWO Arena, they come across Chad Willard*

Morton: Chado, where ya been?

Gordy: yeah man, we been lookin for ya!

Chad: Guys, look I don't have a problem interview you, but I refuse to wear that wig again.

*they laugh*

Gordy: toughen up son! But hey look here, tonight you don't have to wear a wig, and you don't have to interview us, because tonight the Birds, are going to kick some ass out there in singles competition.

Morton: Acutally, we are in triple threat matches.

Gordy: Oh....Anyway, Chado, tonight the Freebird Express is going to run right over some of the toughest compeition in the IWO.

Morton: Easy for you to say S.P.F. you got a couple of fellas that don't really excell in singles competition.

Gordy: Come again?

Chad: I think he means, guys that don't do well.

Gordy: Ah.

Morton: I meanwhile get that psycho monster West and the former world champ DC.

Gordy: Yeah tough draw man.

Morton: You think? But it's okay, because all I want is a shot to prove myself.

Gordy: Hey, no matter what, we stick together, and the Express will keep on rockin and rollin.

*They walk off as they just leave Chad behind.*

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*Joseph T. Schmo is in the ring as the crowd boos him*

Schmo: You see, this is what you people believe. This is what you think you should do. You think you should boo me!

*more boos*

Schmo: I was like you once. I thought I should be the way I am. You see me in this ring and you see a guy that is filthy rich. And well it's true.

*you suck chants come up*

Schmo: Do I? well lately that might be true, but after tonight, it will not be like that. You see I chose a path that for the past few months has led me the wrong way. I had a partner turn his back on me, and most of all I lost the respect of you, the fans.

*crowd quiets down a little*

Schmo: Am I Joseph T. Schmo? Well I don't know anymore. Is this me? I can't answer that. I lost something the past few months, and I intend on finding myself. I'm no Shawn Michaels. I haven't lost my smile. But I have lost my edge. My way. Tonight I can change all that. Tonight, I go after the hardcore title. Tonight I take on a guy that is the hypocracy of hardcore. A guy that preaches peace, and then does just the opposite.

*Crowd chants for Cryptic*

Schmo: Yes Cryptic. What kind of name is that? Well it will be a name that soon will have the words, "former champion" next to them...because tonight I show Cryptic that he doesn't know SCHMO!
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*DC and Wilma pull up in a stretch hummer and get out, they walk into the arena when Hugh Miller catches up with them*

Hugh: DC, can I get a word with you?

DC: Who are you?

Hugh: huh? DC it's me, Hugh Miller.

*DC and Wilma laugh*

DC: I know I was just fucking with you, what do you want Hugh?

Hugh: I wanted to ask you about your match tonight.

DC: What about it?

Hugh: You are in a triple threat match with two guys who you never have faced. Are you prepared for that?

DC: Prepared?

*DC looks at Wilma and then back at Hugh*

DC: I'm always prepared...I don't have to train for a match like the one I'm in tonight. Are you kidding me.

*DC and Wilma laugh*

DC: look Hugh, it's like this, my opponents tonight should pray, pray hard that I don't end their careers much like I did Johnny Blade's last week.

Wilma: that's right.

DC: I mean come on, look at these guys, Morton, a tag team specialist. If he is such a tag team specialist, why is it that the Express hasn't won the tag team titles yet?

Hugh: ummm.....

DC: I have. Me and Juice took care of one of the greatest tag teams of all time at Deadly Survival.

Wilma: Yeah Hugh, how about that.

Hugh: But what about Elix West?

DC: That overgrown buffon. A guy that can't even talk on the mic? Please Hugh, give me a break. The guy walks around with a title from some other federation. Some federation I have never heard of.

Wilma: It probably doesn't even exist.

DC: Hell it doesn't even matter, because truth be told, tonight I show these guys what singles competition is all about. They step into the ring with the greatest wrestler of all time. I have won every title, every award, and tonight I send a message. A message to Judge. Judge you have my title, and at Fandamonium, no matter what match it might be, I will promise you this. I will be taken my title back!

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*Dirty Window by Metallica hits and Judge makes his way to the ring with the title belt slung over his shoulder. He runs down the ramp and grabs a mike and begins to speak, before the audience can even register his appearance. Judge is shaking with anger.*

Judge: Tonight is not going to be about funny raps. Its not going to be about corny catch phrases. Its not going to be about telling all you people what you want to hear. Tonight, everything I have to say, comes from the heart.

Last week at Redemption, I experience what was quite possibly the greatest travesty I have ever witnessed in my wrestling career. All thanks to one man....one man....*Judge is struggling to say it but finally manages to spit out two letters with absolute malice and contempt, his face twisted in rage* DC.

I was wrestling a tag match, with a man who had come to remind me a bit of myself. Blade. A man, who much like me, has gone through many struggles to succeed here in the IWO. Trying out many different things, and alot of them not getting over. Though, also like me, he finally found something that worked for him. A style and a mindset that could take on the best wrestlers in the world. A new style and mindset that even managed to bring him one second away from winning the World Title from me. He found a way of being that, most importantly, had earned my, and many other wrestlers in the back's respect.

But now, he will never realize his dream of being a champion. He will never get the chance to capatilise on his new found self. Because of you DC. Because of you and your despicable posse.

See, I bet, in your ignorance, you probably think, hey big deal. I'm the number one contender for the title now, I've done good. But your wrong, you're so very wrong.

If you had cashed in your title shot earlier, in another way, I would have only had one thing to motivate me to become victorious over you again. My pure hatred for you, and all you have done to me and my career. My desire to not let your darkness and evil overcome the IWO once again.

But now, now you've given me a whole lot more.

You shattered the dreams of a man I had come to respect. You destroyed the fans desire for the rematch of the century between Judge and Blade at Fandamonium. But most importantly, you threw me aside like a piece of trash as you committed your horrible act. An act, that makes me believe that you don't think I'm even worthy of your time, that you think of me as nothing.

Well, now I have three reasons why I must destroy you at Fandamonium. Vengeance for a man I had come to call a friend in Blade. Vengeance for the fans who got screwed out of the match of the century between two of their favorites. And, most importantly, to prove to you, beyond reasonable doubt, that I am not to be treated lightly. That I am the new champion for a reason. A reason, that soon, the whole world will realize, as I stand over your broken corpse at Fandamonium.

But lets not get ahead of ourselves.

This week I must take on a man I also have a history with. Alli Sabbah. A man who has made my life hell before, but after tonight, will not have the opportunity to ever do so again.

You talk about sending me a message tonight in the ring DC? A message you intend to send by defeating your two opponents?

Well, I've got a message of my own, a counter volley if you will.

I could say that what I did to Alli Sabbah tonight is a taste of what you will experience at Fandamonium, but that would be a lie.

See, as much as I'm going to destroy Sabbah in that ring tonight. As much as I'm looking forward to spilling his blood all over this arena, breaking his bones, and making him scream for mercy. Its still going to be nothing compared to what I'll do when I step into the ring with you at Fandamonium. Keep that in mind, when you watch my match tonight.

But for now, it is Sabbah who needs to have the most immediate concerns. Concerns such as: Have you made funeral arrangements? Have you picked out a nice casket? But most importantly, have you prepared yourself to answer, what could quiet possibly be the last question your in any kind of condition to answer. What question you ask? I think you all know, so you can finish this one off.

*Judge drops the mike and leaves the ring as the crowd chants his question.*
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*Camera pans to a big office building. It zooms in and shows one of the windows with the words "J & J Enterprises on it. Two shadows are seen through it until the door is open and both Jason and Josh walk out*

You gotta admit bro, this office is pretty sweet and with our logo too.

Oh yeah it looks awesome and we have two of the greatest secretaries ever.

*camera pans over to Stacy and April sitting at the front desk blushing and giggling as Jason and Josh look at them and smile*

Can't say that word anymore. Since Clinton and his politically correct assholes were in office, they are administrative assistants.

Damn politics...almost as bad the stuff we deal with in the IWO.

At least we can kick Gene's ass without worry.

True that's always fun.

And it's free

*Josh pauses like he's in deep thought then has an excited look on his face*

Correction, we get paid to whoop his ass.

We get paid to kick our boss's ass...that's always great.

Reminds me of the good old days of the WWE. When Stone Cold would come out, kick Vince's ass, and the fans would pop for it. *sniff*

Ah memories. I'm pretty sure they'll be saying the same thing about John Cena in the years to come...What a great guy. By the way, did you see how he humiliated Judge at Deadly Survival?

Too bad he doesn't whoop on Vince and his forgotten son in law. What was the guy's name? I just remember he had a big nose.

His name isn't important right now what's important is that we were both in singles competition tonight...well technically you're in a triple threat with Stick and Gordy while I'm stuck with Exo.

Why is it I get stuck with the Triple Threats? I know we are the former Tag Champs, but at least be fair to both members.

I know. Seriously, what did you honestly do to always be put in that type of situation?

Maybe it's due to me taking the greatest interviewer Gene ever had away from her job to be with me?

That could be it and she was the best interviewer in the whole company, there is no denying that.

I mean look at how shitty Tater and Miller are. Can't even stop arguing for 5 minutes and do decent play by play. I bet we could do the entire show as commentators and it'd be ten times better than now.[

Oh of course and the ratings would go through the roof.

Gene'd be jealous, but let's back to business. Mike Gordy and Stick will go down quicker than Demon Alexander quitting the IWO.

Exo will go down quicker than a 2 dollar ho.

Don't you mean quicker than his mom and dad?

Yeah that's what I meant and he won't have his buddy Stick there to back him up tonight so when he gets his ass handed to him tonight he'll have no one to blame but himself.

He could blame his parents.

Yeah he could blame them for bringing him into this world to only get his ass kicked by me.

Someday I oughta face Exo by himself so I can feel what it's like to beat a bitch.

I'll let you know how it feels after my match.

I guess Stick and Gordy will just have to feel the pain I would give him. Just like fans can have our new coffee cups.

*lifts up a mug with a J&J Enterprises logo on it*

Not as cool as this sweet jacket.

*Jason turns around to reveal the J&J Enterprises logo on the back*

And for the ladies we have J&J Enterprises baby tees!

*Stacy and April model them off*

And for the kids, the J&J Enterprises figurines.

*A random kid walks onscreen with Jason & Josh figures*

But seriously, Stick, Exo, and Gordy, playtime is over and your asses are next.

*tosses the mug down and it shatters on the concrete as the camera fades out*

Both Jason and I worked on this so dual credit is appreciated.
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The following that is not in blue is shown on a large movie screen in a theatre empty except for three siluettes watching the flim. The blue is what the siluettes are saying.


*Dirty Window by Metallica hits

Hahah hahahahaha! Dirty Window! A more fitting name I have never heard for someone of Judges flawed character.

and Judge makes his way to the ring with the title belt slung over his shoulder. He runs down the ramp and grabs a mike and begins to speak, before the audience can even register his appearance. Judge is shaking with anger.*

Awww the poor widdle baby is angry. Maybe he needs his mommy? I wonder though is it anger or really fear that makes him shake so?

Judge: Tonight is not going to be about funny raps. Its not going to be about corny catch phrases.

I bet he says his corny catch phrase before the end of this.

Its not going to be about telling all you people what you want to hear. Tonight, everything I have to say, comes from the heart.

Doesn't he say that same thing every week?

Last week at Redemption, I experience what was quite possibly the greatest travesty I have ever witnessed in my wrestling career.

I am guessing he means other than himself ever attaining a title.

All thanks to one man....one man....*Judge is struggling to say it but finally manages to spit out two letters with absolute malice and contempt, his face twisted in rage* DC.

Heh DC. Maybe I should send a hallmark card to good old DC for this entertaining show.



I was wrestling a tag match, with a man who had come to remind me a bit of myself. Blade.

Por blade it looks like he is doomed to be mocked and ridiculed too.



A man, who much like me, has gone through many struggles to succeed here in the IWO. Trying out many different things, and alot of them not getting over.

I wonder just what he means by "trying different things" when it comes to blade and himself?


Though, also like me, he finally found something that worked for him. A style and a mindset that could take on the best wrestlers in the world. A new style and mindset that even managed to bring him one second away from winning the World Title from me. He found a way of being that, most importantly, had earned my, and many other wrestlers in the back's respect.

I aolmost would be tempted to say... hey wait a minute this song says it best. The song love is in the air plays for a few minutes.


But now, he will never realize his dream of being a champion. He will never get the chance to capatilise on his new found self. Because of you DC. Because of you and your despicable posse.

Perhaps it was his choice of who to rely on as a tag team partner? None of my partners ever ended up maimed.

See, I bet, in your ignorance, you probably think, hey big deal. I'm the number one contender for the title now, I've done good. But your wrong, you're so very wrong.

I have to agree with that. i mean money is much more important than a stupid belt. Which is why no matter what happens I always win. Then again it might be good to take Judges belt and melt it down for jewelry just to see the look on his face.


If you had cashed in your title shot earlier, in another way, I would have only had one thing to motivate me to become victorious over you again. My pure hatred for you, and all you have done to me and my career. My desire to not let your darkness and evil overcome the IWO once again.

Broken recored pfft. Broken record pfft.

But now, now you've given me a whole lot more.

Herpes?

You shattered the dreams of a man I had come to respect. You destroyed the fans desire for the rematch of the century between Judge and Blade at Fandamonium.

Oh yes what the fans want is always what was important right judge? You suck up to the fans because you need thier support. A real man can stand on his own two feet without sucking up to a bunch of lazy, fat losers sitting at home on the couch.

But most importantly, you threw me aside like a piece of trash as you committed your horrible act. An act, that makes me believe that you don't think I'm even worthy of your time, that you think of me as nothing.

That is the first thing he has gotten right this whole long boring speech.

Well, now I have three reasons why I must destroy you at Fandamonium. Vengeance for a man I had come to call a friend in Blade.

Did I mention broken records yet?
Vengeance for the fans who got screwed out of the match of the century between two of their favorites.

The three people start chanting Boring.

And, most importantly, to prove to you, beyond reasonable doubt, that I am not to be treated lightly. That I am the new champion for a reason. A reason, that soon, the whole world will realize, as I stand over your broken corpse at Fandamonium.

Hahahahahahaha.

But lets not get ahead of ourselves.

This week I must take on a man I also have a history with. Alli Sabbah. A man who has made my life hell before, but after tonight, will not have the opportunity to ever do so again.

Oh yes look at me so afraid of the big bad judge. A guy that takes his whole gimmick off of some crummy comic book and a worse movie.

You talk about sending me a message tonight in the ring DC? A message you intend to send by defeating your two opponents?

Well, I've got a message of my own, a counter volley if you will.

I could say that what I did to Alli Sabbah tonight is a taste of what you will experience at Fandamonium, but that would be a lie.

Yes you wouldnt want him to win there would you?

See, as much as I'm going to destroy Sabbah in that ring tonight.

Dreeeammms dreams dreams dreams dreeeaaammms.

As much as I'm looking forward to spilling his blood all over this arena, breaking his bones, and making him scream for mercy.

Somebody sure does like to make a lot of miserable threats.

Its still going to be nothing compared to what I'll do when I step into the ring with you at Fandamonium. Keep that in mind, when you watch my match tonight.

I have strange images of DC utterly destroying Judgkis from that statement.

But for now, it is Sabbah who needs to have the most immediate concerns. Concerns such as: Have you made funeral arrangements? Have you picked out a nice casket? But most importantly, have you prepared yourself to answer, what could quiet possibly be the last question your in any kind of condition to answer. What question you ask? I think you all know, so you can finish this one off.

I have noticed something as I go through life. That thing is that someone who is of inferior power/intellect etc... Will try and talk himself into sounding tough in order to make his opponant off guard or frightened. If he thinks that is going to work this time he is very much mistaken. The world shall soon see who the real hero the real role model is for the future generations.

*Judge drops the mike and leaves the ring as the crowd chants his question.*

Dammit he never said his damn catch phrase.
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*The black stretch Hummer is seen pulling into the parking lot of the stadium. The driver pulls up to a parking attendant. He rolls down the window. The driver leans out the window.

The driver, is a female. She has a black leather taxi cap on over her cropped, black hair. She begins to speak to the attendant. It appears that Thugged Out's private parking spot is being blocked by a delivery truck. This does not please the driver. She reaches out the window and slaps the attendant upside his face. The attendant apoligizes and promises to take care of the situation immediatly. He calls his supervisor on his walkie talkie. The audience can only hear static coming back over the line. He begins to scream and beg his supervisor to respond. But there is no response.

The driver rolls the window back down and asks what the delay is. He mumbles something back about not being able to reach his boss and that he's doing everything he can. He offers another spot right next to the front door, but the driver is not interested. She tells him that Thugged Out will park in Thugged Out's spot and there is no other solution.

He then says that the delivery men will be done soon and if she could please wait just a couple of minutes. She responds that Thugged Out both have matches tonight and they have to prepare and that this delay is a bother they do not need. Even if they're matches are against some of the weakest jobbers in the federation. She smirks and comments how she could wipe the mat with them if she desired. She warns that she is only there to serve Thugged Outs driving needs and that they are lucky nothing else is required of her. However, her services are always available. She, like Thugged Out, is a business person.

The attendant pleads for more time. She tells him that the discussion is over. She tells him that it is his fault for allowing this situation to exist and that he should have more foresight than to allow a pathetic couple of delivery men to block Thugged Out's private parking space. She explains that her job will not be compromised by his incompetence. She rolls up the window, turns to Exo and Stick and says that everything will be taken care of shortly.

The driver's door opens and she steps out. She is wearing a black leather trench coat. She has black, thigh length spiked stiletto boots on and is wearing black leather gloves. She pulls off her hat and her cleopatra style hair falls down. The attendant looks embarrassed. She stands over him, 6 feet tall. He backs up a little bit before tripping over the curb and falling down. She steps over him, one leg on either side of him, right over his chest. He tries to look up her trench coat in between mumbled apologies. She calls him a worm and shoves her metal spiked heel into his chest. He screams as she grinds it in, twisting it back and forth.

Then she walks away. He holds onto his chest where an inch deep whole is beginning to bleed. He rolls over just in time to look up and see her foot swinging towards him, smashing into his face and knocking several teeth out. She grabs him by the back of the neck and asks him if he'll remember not to make this mistake again. He says yes mam. She smacks him again and says the proper response is "yes mistress." She drops his head and his face smacks into the ground.

She looks across at the delivery men. They drop their boxes and jump into their truck, hurrying away. She gets back into the Hummer, and delivers Thugged Out as promised. She opens their door and Exo and Stick step out, admiring her work.

Exo: Damn, this chick is fo real.

Stick: Honey be a nice addition to the party.

Exo: Keep the engine runnin, we be back soon. Stick around fo the sho. We be puttin you on payroll. You just keep doin whatcha doin.

Stick: Dude got Thugged Out.

*Thugged Out walk off and the driver shuts the door and goes back to the drivers seat, shutting the door and leaving the camera man staring at his own reflection in the tinted windows.
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*Backstage*

*The Peaceful One is seen backstage, behind the entrance curtains jumping on the spot and doing a couple of stretches. The camera focuses on Cryptic's face which appears to show The Peaceful One grinning, Cryptic looks at the camera and then proceeds to talk.*

Cryptic: Hello ladies and gentlemen, you may be wondering, what am i doing here? Why am I standing here when my match is not until at least a couple of hour, well ladies and gentlemen i stand here in this spot, working out, getting ready for my match because...I’m not sure. I just like this location, similar to how my opponent Joe Ho-Chmo likes the corner of the alley ways on the Red light districts. Thats right, ladies and gentlemen, Joe a Hoe, now I’m not a man that judges others, but with Joe, not only shall he be judged by myself, but he shall be judged by mother nature for his actions and explicitly immoral lifestyle.

*Cryptic has a look of disgust slapped across his face.*

Selling your body for drugs Joe, is not good, its not peaceful and definitely ain't clean and if you clean, you ain't fresh and if you ain't fresh, you ain't holy, because you know what they say, right Joe? Cleanliness is close to holiness, thats right.

*Cryptic has a sniff of his armpits!!!*

I smell good, so i'm holy. So if you want to be clean Joe, first brush those teeth, i believe it white now, but only because it has stuff that i will not say smudged upon them. Then you must clean all over, only once you are clean can you become holy and once you are holy you can become peaceful.

*Cryptic grins and pulls out a thumbs up at the camera, before glancing at the Hardcore title placed upon his waist*

Fandamonium, the next PPV on the calendar, an opportunity for the people of our peaceful society to take control. The fans have been voting in numbers i hear, many will be attending the show to watch The Peaceful One defend the IWO Hardcore title and maintain the peace within the IWO, but you see Joe, it seems you have decided to try and tempt fate and break the peoples' hearts by taking me on tonight for my title, you've took it upon yourselves to try and eliminate the peace within the IWO Hardcore division...

*Cryptic rubs his belt and grins slightly*

I do not like that thought and neither does mother nature as you are attempting to disrupt the peace and harmony. Joe, there is a high price to pay for such actions and tonight you shall feel the full wrath of I, The Peaceful One, the saviour to all that is peaceful, the eliminator to all that is unpeaceful and the shining light that eliminates all that is dark, similar to a torch and tonight Joe, you shall be eliminated and sent back to the man with a perm that dresses in pink and that Joe will Strictly be Business as that is my duty, my job, my...business to maintain the peace within the IWO Hardcore and to keep my quest of bringing peace back into the entire IWO and those who attempt to stand in my path are not peaceful and if you ain't peaceful...

*Cryptic pauses for a moments and glances at his belt before looking back at the camera,*

...YOU AIN'T NOTHING!!!!

*Camera fades as The Peaceful One continues his warm up*
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As the World Turns..Tonight..Another episode of the Unstoppable Force and Crusher..What will happen next?..

Feels that way doesn't it?..I mean..As if they couldn't do anything else with Crusher and I..Now we're tag team partners. I don't know if I'm supposed to look at this as some sick joke..Or what..Hey lackey..Yeah you..Cameraman..Put that lense down here a second you jackass. See this?..This is a collection of all the press clippings from the whole Force/Crusher trilogy. Look at this picture..This is me hitting the Unstoppable Bomb..Look at this one..This is me winning the TV title. Sweet..Sweet memories...And now..The IWO expects me to tag with this guy?..This failure?..This wrestling scum?..I get it..It's funny..And I accept the challenge.

You see..I know I'm going to have to carry the weight that Crusher brings. I know this because after beating the living hell out of him..You start to see how much he quite frankly..Sucks...at...everything. You could call this a handicap match..And I couldn't say that you'd be wrong. But that's cool..I'm always up for a challenge..And this isn't even close to the top of my list of my toughest challenges. It's like comparing Mount Everest to a sandcastle on the beach. Juice..And Shock. It sounds like a bad softdrink combination..And these are the two I get to face this week?..Let the hilarity ensue.

You see..I've noticed that these two have become quite the little popular characters around here. Yeah boy..You bet..they're gangsta to the core. Real hardcore posers. I mean..These aren't like the John Cena type posers who can't rap..And where horrible clothes..These are like the white boys you see driving with hyrdaulics blasting Tupac. Yeah..those kind of posers. And trust me..there is nothing I enjoy more than bashing a couple of posers.

*Force Picks Up His TV title and puts it on his shoulder*

You see this boys..This is gold. Not that fake stuff you wear around your neck and parade around like you just hit the lottery..This is real gold that means something. This right here..Is something you will never..ever..get to see in this lifetime. Sadly Juice..Shock..You're just a sideshow. You're like doink the clown..You lose all relevance. Sure..The people might laugh at your lines for a second..But once you leave..No one remembers you. No one wants to see you again. You are literally dust in the wind boys.

What annoys me the most about the whole thing..Is that I know I'm better than this. I know I want better..I know I deserve better. Does anyone wactually believe these two idiots have a chance of winning against myself and Crusher?..Honestly now..tell the truth. We're going to slaughter these two morons. We're going to give them an actual good reason to talk like morons when we knock their teeth down their throats. This isn't where I should be..I should be in the main event...With the stars shining bright. I should be going for the world heavyweight championship. I should be the first TV and Heavyweight champion. And Judge knows that..And he knows that at anytime..I can strike. It may be now..Or it may be 4 weeks from now. But be aware Judge..be on the lookout..You never know when I might feel like jumping into action.

I'm not worried about this week..Not at all. With or without Crusher's help..I ain't losing. Period. All I'm going to do this week...Is take two more sideshow jokes out of this business..And make them look like the frauds they are. Just another day in paradise for the IWO's Unstoppable Force. JuiceShock..Pain is Mandatory..For you.
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:::We fade in to see Juice and Gritz alone in a parking lot, speaking to each other in hushed tones:::

Yo son...I don' know bou diss Def Shock homeboy. My man be off da fuckin charts wif da sickness an shit, yo. An he pissed, too. I don' even thank da kid promo or nothin fo diss shiii.

I mean...isss a risk we took ta get at Force but...diss cat wants some gold, too...we cain' juss count on diss mufucka ta have ou backs, dog.
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You right, homie. You right. Juss lemme handle Shock. Soonah o' lata, diss cat gon realize the extent of da impact he be makin in IWO.
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I dunno, dog...I think he like e'erybody else...I think he think a couple o months o hard work mean he should be IWO World Champion.
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