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Promos due by Feb. 13 Wed. @ 7PM EST

TV Title Match Career vs. Title
Force (c) vs. Crusher

Tag Team Match
Judge & Blade vs. Thugged Out

Hardcore Title Match
Cryptic (c) vs. Alli Sabbah

Tag Team Match
Freebird Express vs. Josh & Jason

Singles Match
Juice vs. Elix West

Singles Match
Joseph T. Schmo vs. Deathshock w/ M Shadows

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*The Freebird Express is standing with Chad Willard in front of a Rebel Flag...Willard once again has on a wig*

Chad: Seriously, Do I have to wear the wig?

Morton: look brother, the wig kept us winning, then you took it off and we started losing, so the wig stays.

Gordy: It's only for a few minutes anyways, listen I got to tell yall something about tonight.

*They wait and listen as Gordy lets a huge fart rip, and then Gordy and Morton laugh about it*

Morton: That sounded like when Josh talks.

*they laugh some more as Chad smells the fart*

Chad: My god, what the hell did you eat.

Gordy: Must have been them there bo-ritt_os

Morton: Must have been a bean one.

*they laugh some more*

Chad: I can't take this anymore!

*Chad tosses the wig down and covers his nose as he runs out with the Express laughing at him*

Morton: it does stink man.

Gordy: Hey it might stink right now, but later on, the only thing that will be stinking is J&J enterprises chances. Because tonight the Express gets back on track and runs over those two love birds.

*They begin to walk to the door and exit the room, they head down the hall of the IWO arena when they pass Joseph T. Schmo*

Morton: Well if it ain't ole Joey Schmo.

*Schmo sees them and gets angered*

Schmo: What do you want?

Morton: Whoa, calm down boy, we ain't trying to start nuffin.

Gordy: yeah man, we just wanted to say sorry about your loss.

Schmo: Are you patronizing me?

Gordy: do huh?

Schmo: Nevermind, don't worry about me, I am just fine without John.

Morton: Sure whatever you say.

*they walk by him and head the other way*

Schmo: I am! You will see!

*they walk out of distance as Schmo still yells at them*

Schmo: You will see!

*he gets quieter*

Schmo: They all will see. starting with Deathshock. They freak will be the first to see the new Schmo. No more strictly business, tonight I show Shock that he doesn't know...Schmo!

*Schmo looks around and realizes that he is talking to himself and heads down the hall, as he turns the corner he bumps into DC and Wilma*

DC: Watch where you are going Schmo.

*They stare at each other, before Schmo goes off in the other direction*

DC: Damn, can't a guy get a little respect around here.

Wilma: Don't worry about him, he's alone now.

*they laugh about that comment for a second*

DC: Anyway, tonight I am going to prove a point, tonight I get ready to take back what is mine.

Wilma: I have made the call, it's all setup, soon, the wrongs will be righted.

DC: Soon, more like Now! Anyway, tonight the new era begins for DC, and the IWO will never be the same again.

*They walk into a locker room and close the door*
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*Camera is focused on the Hollywood sign.*

*The skies are blue and the sound of birds singing in the wind can be heard. As the camera remains focused on the famous Hollywood sign, Cryptic suddenly jumps in front of the camera with a baseball cap and video camera in hand.*

Cryptic: Action! And hello ladies and gentlemen The Peaceful One, I Cryptic, your host, your heartthrob, your idol has arrived right here at Redemption, but currently i find myself in Hollywood, where the rich get paid more for a kiss than their own souls. What am i doing here you wonder? Why i am making a movie.

*Cryptic puts the camera to his face looking into the screen as he begins to film.*

And i welcome the extra of this movie...Mr Dean, i mean Gene Smith!!

*Mr Gene Smith walks into the scene with a microphone in hand.*

Mr. Smith: Now Cryptic, although it may seem i'm here to play the part of a lowly extra i must say i am actually here to have a few words about your match tonight.

*Cryptic focuses the camera right onto Gene Smith's and zooms in for a close up.*

Cryptic: My match?

Mr. Smith: Yes. Tonight you take on Ali Sabbah with the IWO Hardcore title on the line. What are your thoughts on tonight’s match?

*Cryptic camera shakes a little almost as though he is shaking his head.*

Cryptic: Ali who? Don't you mean Mr. Spielberg?

*Mr. Smith looks on confused.*

Mr. Smith: Steven Spielberg? No. I meant Ali Sabbah?

Cryptic: Ah, yes i thought you said Mr. Steven Spielberg.

*Mr. Smith looks on like whatever.*

Tonight The Peaceful One is taking on Mr. Spielberg himself ladies and gentlemen, just like George Lucas our Mr. E.T has turned to the darkside and it would seem Spielberg is working upon a new project, a project of making homosexual pornography with characters that are supposed to represent DeathShock and M. Shadows. Not only is this sick Spielberg, but it is incest which makes even sicker and not very peaceful. Now i've been informed by a little birdie that incest and homosexual activities goes hand in hand with you, no pun intended but i find these actions simply repulsive and vulgar and something that is vulgar can not be peaceful.

*Cryptic shakes his head in disappointment as his handheld camera remains on Gene Smith who looks dumbfounded as to what Cryptic is talking about.*

You've let down the people, Spielberg. The kids looked up to you when you went and made E.T and what do you do? You go and abuse that trust by making movies stating that only are homosexual activities normal, but that incest is also a practice that is somewhat "cool", well let me tell you now Spielberg, incest is not cool. When two people of the same family tree have sex it effects them mentally take your mother and father for an example, brother and sister who went at it and gave birth to yourself, they disgraceful sins have not only effected them, but has left you being an inbred, ill in the mind and disfigured, now i understand that you are bitter but this is not the way to get back at your family, Spielberg, ok? Yes i understand the bullies took your lunch money and flushed your hunchback of notredame looking self down the toilet, but these actions of making such movies are still wrong and unpeaceful.

*Cryptic has a look of sympathy across of his.*

But i can help you. As you are quite clearly lost and confused, a supposed super hero one moment and a movie director the next. I can help you, Spielberg. I can turn you from the darkside, to the way of the...peaceful, join me and be my new padawon and once you see the light and embrace mother nature, only then may you become clean of the filth that may have infested your anus, but you shall become clean in mind, body and soul. You shall experience peace and serenity and then you may continue with your regular idiotic antics without the harmful intent behind such antics.

*Gene Smith tries to speak.*

Mr. Smith: Urgh...Cryptic, you've lost me h-h-here..

Cryptic: Sorry, Dean i'm speaking.

*Gene Smith looks a little annoyed*

Gene Smith: Don't call me Dean!!

Cryptic: Huh? Anyway, "Mr. I can make movies via the internet because i'm so-so cool and imaginative", refuse my request at your discretion, but keep a clear mind, if your ever so creative mind will allow to and listen well, should you refuse, it will mean that you have truly joined George Lucas and have stepped into the darkside, the side that Spike Lee currently resides and that Spielberg is not a peaceful side and if you ain't peaceful...

*Just then a kid appears to throw football at the Hollywood sign, which then crumbles to the floor and reveals to the people as nothing more than a cardboard cut out!!!*

Cryptic looks on and grins slightly as Gene Smith begins to burst out laughing. Cryptic looks back at the main camera and continues his sentence.*


...YOU AIN'T NOTHING!!!!

*Gene Smith continues to laughs*

Gene Smith: Ha ha...great...hehe...movie! Hope you haven't stopped recording.

Cryptic: Switched off the camera two minutes ago, battery was running low.

*Cryptic drops the hand held camera on the floor as the main camera fades.*
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*Jason and Josh are shown making their way to the ring as Points of Authority/99 Problems/One Step Closer plays over the PA with April and Stacy by their sides respectively they get into the ring not looking very happy as the crowd boos*

You know, everyone couldn't help saying you two suck for losing the tag titles.

You people can boo all you want but you know damn well that we were screwed out of our tag team titles at Deadly Survival

But you know what? We have a plan to get them back. However, tonight we have to face that 80's throwback hick group the Freebird Express.

Those two dumb hicks better get ready to get worst beatings of their lives tonight

Well, you better believe they won't want to come after the tag titles for a long time. However, we have other things to do tonight. Mainly, DC.

DC you've officially made it to our shitlist and when we get the chance we'll have no other choice but to cripple your sorry ass

DC, you want to play games with something you have no right fucking with? We aren't Gene. We don't need to hire assholes to kick your ass, we will kick your ass personally.

What we did to Gene is nothing compared to what we'll do to you once we get our hands on you

You think that world title is your greatest achievement? We will make us kicking your ass even more memorable.

So you better watch your back DC because were coming for you

In fact, I think we need to find some stuff right now.

*Josh goes out of the ring and looks for some weapons*

*Jason gets out too and finds a lead pipe*

This will work just fine

*Josh finds some barb wire, a chair, and a 2x4*

These will help out.

*Starts wrapping the chair and 2x4 with the wire*

Man there's all sorts of goodies under this ring

*Jason looks some more and finds a singapore cane*

*Josh finds some gas and douses the 2x4 with gas*

Now we are talking.


DC we know you're here in the back watching this right probably pissing in your pants in fear.

You got 2 choices: We find you and beat the living shit out of you or you run like the bitch you are.

If you were smart but I'd say take the choice of running like a bitch but you were never really that smart,just like those two hicks were facing too

And if your bitches think about blocking us, the beating will be even worse.

We'll have Stacy and April here take out that bitch Wilma

And those girls that hang with Juice will not know what hit them.

We'll take out all you so you better get ready because play time is over...Freebird Express your asses are next!

Uh dude, that's my line.....

Oh right sorry...I just got caught up in the moment

At least we aren't acting like DX and shelling shit we are on.

True...

*Jason takes off his jacket to reveal his J&J Enterprises t-shirt*

*Josh puts on the official J&J Enterprises hat*

I mean seriously, how can they degrade themselves so much for so little? They are the highest paid guys on their roster.

*Jason puts his hat on too*

Come on dude we got a match to get ready for

And someone to beat the shit out of.

Freebird Express here we come

*They exit the ring with weapons in their hands with their girls up the ramp as the camera fades*


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Don't tell me you're shocked. You knew what was going to happen. I said it..I came through on it..And I stand here again..At the top of the ladder..Your champion. Now..Before we start with this whole controversy mess..Let's remember one thing..I was 4-1 against Crusher going into that match. I had already proved I was the better man. Whether his foot was on the rope or not..It's pretty inqonsiquintial..Because the way it's marked down in this history books..The way that Pay Per View will always be remembered..I beat Crusher..1..2..3...Just..Like..I said...And now..The hits just keep on coming..As I get to end his career this week.

See..It's one thing to win a match..Or win a feud..But it's another to end a career..To say that you took another man's livelyhood..To say you made him suffer the embarassment of losing his job on national television..To say you took food off of his family's table...That's a satisfaction for me which money could never buy. And we all know Crusher..It never had to come to this. You could have just quit while you were ahead. You could have just taken your defeat...But know..you had to poke the sleeping dragon..And for a couple weeks..You thought it worked. But like I said I would..I brought you back down to reality..And now..All you can do is wait..Wait with that sick feeling in the pit of your stomach..Knowing..That this is the last week of your wrestling career..Knowing..That there is no more fame after this week..There's no more women..No more titles. It's over Crusher..It's all..Over.

I don't know what else there is to say to you Crusher..I don't know what other words can come out of my mouth to get my point across more than I have. Night after night..Week after Week..I've had to come out here and talk about you...You, you, you..Every single God Damn week. Do you know how much that's gotten on my nerves?..Do you know how much I hate the fact that you were in my spotlight?..That instead of me moving up..Moving up to the top of the mountain..the IWO title..I had to be stuck going against you?..I hated it Crusher..I hated it so much that I knew the only way I could ever get by in the IWO again..Was to rid it of you. And it just so happens..That I get that chance now. I'm going to enjoy it Crusher..I'm going to savor it. I'm going to savor the fact that I'll never..Have to see your name on a card next to mine..That I'll never..Have to see you waste your air in this locker room. That..That..Is all I ever wanted.

So Crusher..It's all on you now..All the pressure. I can win this title back anytime I want...And you know that first hand. You..you have to win..Or it's over. I know how you feel Crusher..That feeling of inevitability..Knowing you have to sit around for a week..Knowing you're going to lose this match..And everything else in the process. My advice Crusher..Get a good job somewhere..Roam the streets..I hear WSX may be hiring for a second run...I don't know..or care what you're going to do...But you will never..Step foot in an IWO ring again..And I will not..lose this title. Crusher..ONCE AGAIN..Pain is Mandatory..For you. Goodbye..Forever.
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*Judge's music hits and he makes his way to the ring and grabs a mike to a big cheer. He has the IWO Heavyweight belt slung over his shoulder.*

Judge: You know, I'd like to come out here, and say that everything went well last night at Deadly Survival. I'd like to say that I proved a point, that wrongs have been righted, that truths were told and proved. But I can't.

See the fact is, whilst I still walked out with my title reign in tact, I was still proven wrong. I was still shown that I'd made a mistake.

Blade, you took me to the limit, you have more in you than I could ever have imagined. I owe you an apology. I underestimated you a few weeks ago, I said you didn't have my respect. Well....I was wrong. You earned my respect last night and I think you earned something else as well....Another shot at this title! *fans cheer*

If the commissioner will allow it, I want us to go at it one more time.

But I'm getting ahead of myself. This week we have to team up and take on two vanilla ice wanna bes. Thugged Out. This week you have another chance to prove to me the wrestler you have become. To send me a message, and you never know, I might even send you one back.

This rivalry is about to heat up and hopefully lead to another time with the title on the line. And you...and me.

A time where I will prove, with a definitive 1...2...3 pin fall. That whilst you are good Blade, whilst you have improved, I am the champion, and there is a damn good reason for it. One more time I want to bring the house down with you Blade and at the end of it, one more time, I want to stand in the middle of this ring and say....

THE CHAMP IS....

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John Cena: Yo, yo, yo, yo

Judge: no, no, no, no. Not this shit again. You ain't coming out here again and running your trap, step the fuck back, and let the Judge teach you how to rap. *crowd pops huge*

Come on man, don't look so doom and gloom, I'm cool with what you were doing with Jason out in the back room!

You act like you can rap, but you ain't worth a crap. You talk like your black, what? You been smoking crack? Your arse is white, but from what I've been hearing, it certainly ain't too tight! *fans laugh*

That's right a gay joke, I'm going to leave you in my smoke. See, you might pull the kiddies, showing the whole world your titties, but everyone else, is sick of your ditties.

See, you don't seem to get it. It's easy to rhyme, its just that I got better things to do with my time. So, hey, you think your so so sublime? Why don't you finish off the next line? *Judge goes to let Cena speak, but when he tries, he cuts him off again*

See, it doesn't matter if the champ is here. Cos I know deep down, that the champ....feels fear!

*Cena finally snaps and charges Judge. He pulls him up and hits him with a monstrous FU! But Judge just gets right back up, pretty much no selling it. Judge picks his mike back up*

Judge: You call that a finisher? This...is a finisher!

*Judge drops the mike again as Cena goes to clothesline him. Judge ducks behind and nails him with a Final Sentence, much to the delight of the crowd. Judge then walks out of the ring with his hands raised, and to the back.*
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**Shock is shown standing in the back next to one of the backstage interviewers**

**standing next to shock is M Shadows who is on crutches due to his leg injury from last week**

**shock grabs the Mic and pushes the interviewer away**

shock:let it be set in stone, and written in the IWO history books that Death Shock was the most amazing, dominating, down right BEST out of all the IWO's rookies. but thats the past...rookie, no. i proved last night yet again that i am THAT DAMN GOOD. yet another mid-card match, that stole the show, and who's the guy who made that a fact? me. I'm the guy who's been sittin mid-card forever, but my match's still outshine the entire card each and every week. last week at deadly survival, hell in a cell, i proved to the fans, to the guys in the back, and most importantly to Alli Sabbah that i am no joke. the one thing that seperates the main eventers from the rookies, is quite simple. match quality, and match victories. and every single week i prove that i am capable of both. so throw me a bone, give old death shock a chance here and cut the shit. I'm sick of facing random jobbers every week, i dont even know who my opponent is this week.

shadows: its schmo..

the kid from the tag team?

i think so.. i dont really know, Ive never heard of him..

me either...I'm sure hes just a time filler. it will be more of the same, ill be doing a squash match on some random fuck wile they prepare the next guys for there match. I'm sick of it. so tonight when I'm done with... i forgot his name again?

schmo.

oh yeah thats right, so after i squash hoe tonight, I'm demanding some real competition. I'm sick of the same old card filler bullshit. sure you threw me a nice spot with Alli sabbah, but i mean come on. how nice of a spot can it really be if its against Alli sabbah?

**crowd laughs and stars a "sabbah sucks" chant**

so to make myself 100% Chrystal clear in just how serious i am about taking the next step forward, id like to issue a challenge. a challenge for the IWO'S WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Judge, your one of the best Friends Ive ever had, Ive had your back and you've had mine. but in this business only one thing matters more then family and friends, and thats the pinnacle of the business, and it just so happens to be around your waist. so waddya say judge? you and me, one on one. just one match. I'm not trying to set uo a feud, or fuck you out of your title, or chase you down, all i want is ONE SHOT. win or lose, i will shake your hand after the match. your the champ right? and the champ is always lookin for a challenge. so heres a challenge judge.... ill be waiting.

**shock drops the Mic and walks away, shadows follows**

***break***
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*The camera opens up to a darkened room. Nothing within the room can be seen but the sound of dripping can be heard. Suddenly, a loud crash is heard in the corner of the room and the camera drops to the ground facing a barely visible, unconscious cameraman*

I invite no one in tonight. No one comes in and only I leave. Tonight is about me and one other man that I highly doubt will be in this room. He is somewhat....shall we say....a loner? Probably not the most accurate of descriptions but I'm not intent on being 100% accurate tonight. Well, everything but one thing....I have to be focused, motivated....ready. Tonight, I fight for what is rightfully mine and put on the line something that means more than a damn title. Tonight, I put my livelihood, my dreams......my career. Title vs. Career, Force and here we are again.

*Another loud crash is heard and a single light shines from the ceiling showing Crusher who has become more muscular, sitting next to a punch bag covered in blood*

We are back at square one again, Force. You at the top of your game and me just that slight bit behind you but guess what Force? I got my confidence back. That's right Force, Marv, Tater, that Kid at ringside, the guy up in the cheap seats....Fuck it....all of you. I am that same arrogant bastard again and I am here to take back what is rightfully mine Force because we all know you don't deserve it. Go back to the playground, play in the lower leagues because you simply can't match me any more. At first, you had me cornered. Anything I could do you did with more power, more authority. You were simply better than me but no more. Nah, you see I have been training over this God knows how many months. Watching you, Force. Becoming something you could never be Force......better. You see, you're exactly the same. That same old robot. Not getting better, not getting worse, only getting older but because of booking you remain right atop of the card because you are, in your own right, a big draw but those days are coming to a close. As I am getting better the wrestling industry is preparing itself for a change.....a second coming some may say. It's time for the return of Crusher to his best.

It's time for a new era. It's time for me to take that TV title an climb back up the mountain and proclaim to the entire wrestling business that I am that good. Tonight Force, you take part in the changing of the game. You get to witness the greatest competitor in wrestling history rise back to the top. Fuck Judge, Fuck DC, Fuck Troy and most importantly, Fuck You Force. I am better than you all but because of your over sized ego's you refuse to accept that simple fact and continue to try and hold me down. That simply won't happen anymore because as the fans scream louder and louder, and the chants become more frequent and frequent the IWO suits will have to bend over and admit that I am worthy of this companies richest prize, the IWO World Championship. No backstage influence will matter any more. Fucking the boss's daughter ain't gonna get you 11 Championship reigns. Fuck it, being the boss won't even help you get over me. Tonight, Crusher rises back to the top with the TV Championship around his waist and says proudly "Bow down, Bow down, losers".

Getting back to you Force I have already done the unthinkable. I but that one little blemish on your career you hoped so badly would never happen. Crusher 1 - Force 6. However, what you claim to be a blemish the wrestling world considers and honor. Being beaten by me is something everyone is going to do at some point just your ass had to be one of the biggest I had to kick. Just a shame you got to lose to me again, Force. You see, while you may think last week you beat me fair and square the fact is that I let you win. Yeah, and you fell for it you dumb fuck. I sat in the back and thought to myself "Do I really want this to end like this?" I came upon the conclusion that I don't want to end the greatest feud in IWO history in a 2 out of 3 falls match. I decided it would be far better to put something that meant a lot to both of us on the line which is where we find ourselves now. Title vs. Career. Your life vs. My Life. Just a shame that mine means more than yours, old buddy. Try as you might you simply won't beat me tonight. Look what I have done to ensure that I keep my life and regain my property....

*Crusher looks down at his biceps which have developed considerably*

May not be on the level of your steroid filled body, Force but they are damn sure getting there. The fact that I am more talented than you will help aswell. My size and talent are going to tear you apart tonight Force, piece by piece. Forget your Match of the Year's, your Legendary feuds and your championship reigns for tonight because tonight is your career. Imagine it, another loss to me and your back to square one. Our feud over and there you are, with the shit in the Hardcore division. So while you prepare for tonight's match bare a thought for your future and make sure you bring your A-Game so when you lose to me Force, you lose with some dignity.

Tonight is a sad occasion however. All the blood, sweat and tears of the months and months of hatred between us coming to a head tonight is quite upsetting. This has taken us to a whole new level. Taking you to the lowest point in your career and me to the highest because while you have been pushing me further and further up the card a mega star like yourself has been falling further and further down the card. While you may not see it, I do. You've brought yourself down to my level Force and thanks for that but I'm afraid I'm going to have to leave you here while I head back up there with my TV Championship and take the World Championship back to the fans.

All the blood, sweat and tears won't help you tonight Force because tonight the game changes and welcomes a new player..

*The single light goes out and another loud crash is heard. The light then comes back as something is splattered all over the camera lens. As the camera comes back into focus the name "Crusher" is spelled in blood*

And you know I'm damn right...

*The camera lens then smashes and all goes black. We then go back to ringside*
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:::We fade in to see Juice's face, staring right into the camera. Juice looks focused and angry. There is not hide nor hair of Gritz N Gravy or the Guro Girls. Instead Juice begins to yell at the camera:::

Don' think I ain' heard all y'all's talkin. I know y'all hatas juss fuckin whilin up in da piece...not doin nuthin witchyo life...juss lookin ta get a piece o someone who tasted success...I know...I know...dat shiii is juss what y'all hatas do...ain't no thang. While y'all's sittin on yo fat asses, gainin weight, y'all gots ta see yo boy Juice add "TAG TEAM CHAMPION" to da resume.

Heh. Nice ain' it.

But it ain' about dat. I ain' come heeyah ta be da Tag Champ...not right yet...so mah pa'adna an I decided to make sure da straps be left somewhey safe. An dat somewhey is 'roun da waiss of Thugged Out. Y'all hatas keep on hatin. Ain' shit neva gon change...keep hatin beetiches...an we's keep givin ya a reason ta hate.

But tonight ain' abou dat shiiii. Tonight iss about me...yo boy Juice...an some punkass bustah couldn't hack it in some other bitchass fed. So he come heeyah...wif his bullshit toy fuckin belt...talkin an actin out like he some kinda champ...

Well Elix West...you ain' shit, chump.

First of all, the fuck kinda firss name is "Elix??" I gots a friend named Felix an if ya cut off his dick, dat might be what ya can call him, but what da fuck's up witchyo busted ass name??

Second...get dat toy fuckin belt outta heeeyah. You talk big an strong bout shit you done at some other fed. Son, that means dick here. Absolutely dick. You ain' done shit...you ain' bled...you ain' paid no dues...at least...not till tonight.

But dass all about ta change, Elix. You gon bleed tonight. You gon pay some dues tonight. An when iss all ovah...I'm'a fuckin take dat two dollar plastic belt yo bitchass be reppin an I'm gonna fuckin wipe my ass wif it.

Fuckin belee dat shit, homie. Stated.

:::The camera pans back slowly as we fade out.:::
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