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Promos are due by Saturday Jan. 12 @ 3PM EST

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15 Minute TV Title Match
Crusher (c) vs. Joseph T. Schmo

Hardcore Title Match
Cryptic (c) vs. The Beast

Singles Match
M Shadows vs. Elix West

Singles Match
Force vs. Jeff

Tag Team match
Thugged Out vs. Freebird Express

Hardcore Match
Deathshock vs. Josh

Plus an interview from Johnny Blade

off this week - DC, Judge, Ness, Public, Jason, Sabbah, Juice
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*Jason is shown sitting with Stacy in their home in San Diego and he's talking on the phone*

Jason - He really did give us the week off? Wow...well good luck in your match with Deathshock...alright talk to you later man

*Jason hangs up the phone*

Jason - Josh says Mr Smith gave us the week off

Stacy - Well we deserve it

Jason - What a week it was in Australia...it feels good to be back in America though

Stacy - Ugh I know I don't think I would've lasted one more day in that dump

Jason - It also marked the beginning of a new year

Stacy - What a year it was last year

Jason - You know what? I have a feeling it's gonna be an even better year this year with Josh and now April on our side there's no stopping us

Stacy - Enough about work

*She begins to kiss on Jason*

Stacy - Let's start off our little vacation and the new year with a bang

Jason - I like the sound of that

*They begin making out as the camera fades*
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*Judge is seen entering the arena. He has his arm heavily taped up, his chest is covered in welts from being chopped to shit by DC, and he is sporting a big black eye courtesy of Jhonny Blade. He has the World Heavyweight Title slung over his shoulder and walks through the corridor of fans leading up to the arena. He pushes through the arena doors and is immediately approached by Mad Hugh Millar.*

Millar: Judge, I just wanted your thoughts about becoming World Champion last night and the some what unfortunate events that proceeded that match?

Judge: Last night should have been a night of celebration. A night that should have ended with me holding this title high up in the air as the PPV went off air. But it didn't.

Blade, I don't give a shit what your reasons are for your cowardly assault last week. So I hope you don't spend too much time thinking of good ones. I hope you don't spend too much energy and strength telling the fans why you did what you did. Because your going to need all the intelligence, time, energy and strength that you can muster in the coming weeks Blade. Cos I'm going to make you answer the only question that matters when you fuck with the Judge, when you fuck with the champ, what you gonna do...what you gonna do...when the Judge...comes...FOR YOU!

*Millar looks like he wants to ask Judge some more questions but Judge walks away from him into the arena proper as the shot fades out.*
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*Josh and April are shown walking out of the hotel making out when Tater stops them*

Tater: Josh and April! Just who I was looking for. You got a lot of explaining to do.

Josh: Tater, all I can say is we fooled all you assholes, just like Bush fooled everyone into believing Iraq had weapons of mass destruction. *laughs* I can't believe we fooled you not once, but twice!

April: *fakes crying* I don't want to go on like this with Josh berating me. *laughs* You all made it so easy. First Josh played the victim then I did. Are you all country fried dumbasses or what?

Tater: Uh, uh, uh, but why did you do it?

Josh: Cause it was easy. No one respects power like Jason and I have. All you do is want victims. Well, the only victims here were you fuck asses.

April: Oh but sweetie, it was so fun making Smith think he had your number.

Josh: It was funny, but not as funny as watching the replay and seeing the look on Smith's face after you turned on Thugged Out.

Tater: I hate to rain on your parade, but this week you face Deathshock in a Hardcore match.

April: Excuse me, asshole, but my man was talking. You better shut the fuck up or you will get your ass stomped.

*Josh steps in between Tater and April*

Josh: I can handle this, April. You go relax while our car is valeted to us. *April walks off, still mad but a little calmer* Now, Tater, you know I'm a former Hardcore champ and will do anything it takes to win my specialty match. However, you may not know what it feels like to be a victim of my actions.

*Tater looks nervous when all of a sudden Josh feigns a punch to Tater's face. Tater ducks and Josh laughs. Tater then chuckles until Josh kicks him in the balls and tosses him through the hotel window*

Josh: Now you know. *Points to the bellhop* Here's a check for the window. Tell your boss I'm sorry, but some assholes need to feel how it is to be in pain. *bellhop runs to his manager as Josh stares into the camera* Let that be an example of what'll happen to you, Deathshock. You might act like Corey, but you ain't him. He's got the respect of the IWO whereas you have jack shit. Playtime's over and your number is about to be punched out.

*Josh and April's car pulls up as Josh finishes his sentence. He then calls for April and they off to the arena as the camera fades out*
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**the lights in the IWO arena go out as 6 red spot lights roam the arena**

**3 on each side**

**starting at the left side, going across the stage to the right, 10 red fire works shoot off one at a time**

**as soon as the 10th fire work goes off pulse of the maggots hits**

**the music keeps playing as shock stall walking through the curtain**

**finally shock slowly walks through wearing a long sleeve black t-shirt, and black silky material running pants, with 2 white stripes next to each other no each leg going from top to bottom**

**shock walks out hanging his head with a bottle of water**

**shock pours the water all over his head, then throws his head back clearing all the hair out oh his face and setting it back, he makes his way to the ring**

**shock walking slow, and shadows is nowhere to be seen**

**shock goes over to the time keeper and gets a Mic**

**before entering the ring he drops to his knees and lifts the apron**

**after looking under the ring for a moment, he pulls out a steel pipe**

**shock slides the Mic and the pipe in the ring, then grabs a chair**

shock slides the chair in the ring, unfolds it, grabs the Mic and the pipe, and sits in the center of the ring**

cut the music...

**music stops and the fans calm down**

my brother is running a bit late tonight ladies and gentlemen, so he will be out later to talk about whats his fuck..who ever his opponent is, but mi gunna get right to the point tonight, since i really dont feel like wasting time. josh, go fuck yourself you piece of shit, jobbin, piggy backin, shit talkin, smug ass son of a bitch!

**shock gets up and kicks his leg back flinging the chair across the ring**

I AM SICK, AND DAMN TIRED, OF MOTHERFUCKERS SAYING I WANAN BE COREY! FUCK COREY! I'M NOT COREY, I'M DEATH SHOCK, I'M A WHOLE DIFFERENT THREAT MOTHERFUCKER!

**the crowd pops big**

see josh you just like every mother fucker in that back room. you dont know me...see, you judge me now, you will meet me soon, and you will respect me later. thats how shit works. all you smug ass mother fuckers, think "oh, hes a Lil Corey wannabe, piece of cake"..you wont be thinkn that when you face down in your own blood, hearin my music palyin, watchin me celebrate over your limp body, and not rememberin a damn thing bout our match


**crowd pops again**

josh, your like a pile of dog shit in the corner of the room. at the moment, no one can miss you, we all know your here, but shortly you will be cleaned up, thrown away, and sitting at the curb in next weeks trash bout to be gone forever as next weeks pile of shit is being made. see theres a difference between the current, and the next in line, the right now and the soon to be, the fad and the forever. see for you josh, theres a next in line for your shitty spot, theres a soon to be in your position, theres a new fad bein thought up in the corporate office and its going to take you out of the runnings. your that guy, you live up to all those things. your not really anything, your just a seat warmer josh. but see, I'm not...nope, I'm not that guy. I'm the next in line, but I'm the end of the line, I'm the soon to be, and the last to be here, I'm not a fad josh, I'm fuckn FOREVER! see josh your plastic, your cheap, easy to make easy to break, once your broken a new you Will be made and put in your spot, and nobody will give a fuck! forgotten like the rest of the plastic pieces of shit before you! but men like me, were not plastic. oh no, were fuckn diamonds! were forever, start off rough around the edges, but once we are molded, and cut, and created into perfect precision, we are forever. josh I'm going to cut my legacy with precision like the perfect diamond..but you, your going to be remembered as a replaceable piece of plastic..an action figure, you break, not an issue, go to wal-mart and get a new you. you cant get me at wal-mart josh, I'm one of a kind, you, your one in a million. think about that for a wile, and consider ti next time you run your mouth like your hot shit. and you will realize, you are hot shit, right in the middle of the living room, and in 5 days, when the garbage men come...your gone

**the crowd pops as shock drops the Mic**

**his music hits and he leaves the ring slapping a few hands on his way up the ramp**

**break**
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*Schmo and Public are seen in the back of the arena aruging*

Schmo: I didn't make the match.

Public: No you didn't, but it's just another way of the man trying to hold a brother down.

Schmo: John, I have never heard you talk like that.

Public: Whatever, I'm just fed up with all of this.

*Public walks off*

Schmo: John...John!...Oh well, I'm tired of him always being ticked off. Tonight I get a shot at the TV Title, and I look to capitalize on it. I held that belt once and I will do it again, with or without public...

*Schmo looks at the camera*

Schmo: Tonight, Crusher your short lived title reign comes to an end, and then and only then will you realize that you don't know Schmo!
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*Camera opens up to a darkened room. There is barely any light in the room other than an occasional flicker from one corner. The camera begins to approach the flicker; getting closer a television set is shown to be the origin of the light. On the screen are images of Crusher and Force's match at Holiday Havoc. Various images like each wrestler being split open an hurting are shown until the TV seems to stop on the image of Crusher stood atop of the cage with the TV Championship. Suddenly the TV cuts out*

This week a totally different Crusher is in this room. A totally different Crusher will wrestle tonight.

*Crowd pops"

Last week months of fighting, hurting and demise culminated in a true battle for the ages. The bringing together of two completely different styles of wrestling. Two completely different people wrestling to settle a score. The odds were stacked against me and somehow I managed to pull out a victory. Did I know I would win? Deep down inside, yes. I thought that Holiday Havoc would be my time to shine and my time to show the rest of the IWO that Crusher will do whatever it takes to reach that goal. I took a risk. I stepped inside the ring with Force. I stepped inside a ring surrounded by a steel cage with Force but above all else I dived off the top of a 15 ft cage onto an unpredictable opponent below me and won.

Holiday Havoc was the greatest night of my night. I beat Force. I won the TV Title. I proved everyone backstage that I am a serious competitor and I proved to every fan worldwide that Crusher will do whatever it takes to entertain them. To keep them buying those tickets. To keep all of you interested.

*Crowd goes wild*

This week I must defend this title against a man I faced in my first Championship Dreams match. He is a man I deeply respect. He has achieved an awful lot in his long storied career but his candle is fading while mine shines bright. Tonight, I take on Joseph T. Schmo for this TV Title and I am fully aware of how dangerous he can be. I realize he is a former Tag Team and more importantly TV Champion but I cannot allow myself to lose this title tonight. I must prove to all of my fans that I am here for the long run and not to be stepped on ever again.

*Crusher's voice seems to be getting more serious as the crowd cheers*

Tonight I have to make an impression in my first title defense. I have to send a message to everyone backstage that last week was not a fluke and that I fully deserve my spot and what better way to do it than to beat an established veteran such as Schmo. Schmo, tonight you must bare the wrath of a hungry champion. The IWO has picked you to be fed to me and I will prove that I am the Predator and all who challenge me are my pray.

*Suddenly the TV begins to crackle and pictures of last weeks TV Title Match quickly flash on the screen until it all goes black and opens up to a profile picture of Crusher with the TV Title. Suddenly the image of Crusher begins to move*

And you know i'm damn right!

*The image of Crusher on the screen then seems to swing a punch which simultaneously knocks the Cameraman to the floor. The camera falls to the floor resting facing the Television screen which shows the picture readjust itself back to its original state before the screen goes black. We go back to ringside*
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**shock is seen in the back watching sabbah's clip**

**shock is smiling through the entire thing**

**as the movie comes to an end, he chuckles and looks at the camera**

sabbah, i told you it was bad enough i had to stomach to fight you once, no chance in hell I'm doin it again. your obviously obsessed with me, and have you sick little fantasy's abut 3-waying with me and my brother. but sabbah, hopefully you saw what i said about josh..you know, about being dog shit. how for now, he is noticed by everyone who walks by him, not for good thing, but for bad, but soon enough he will be scooped up and thrown away, never to be thought of again? well sabbah, picture it this way...josh is this weeks shit, your last weeks.

**shock walks out of the frame and leaves the room**

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*The Freebird Express show up late for their interview with Chad*

Chad: Where have you guys been?

Morton: Celebratin' baby, we just won ourselves that their ppv match, and this week we get them thugs

Gordy: Short and sweet, we goin' to take them dare city boys to the cuntry!

Morton: They might be into that hippity hop, but we got us some rock n roll you know what i means.

Gordy: you tell em son, tonight the Express keeps truckin' on through, yeah!

*they walk off*


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*DC is seen getting the award for wrestler of the year, he walks off stage with the plaque and turns to Wilma*

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Wilma: Now we get ready to get your title back, at redemption this week, we just go to Smith and ask for the rematch, the rest will take care of itself.

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** M shadows rolls up to the arena in his white Lincoln navigator**

**shadows parks the car and gets out**

**as he walks through the lot with his gym bag slung over his shoulder, one of the backstage interviewers walks up**

guy: excuse me, M Shadows?


shadows: whats up ya ugly son of a bitch?

uhm..nothin much, can i get a word with you?

"A" word? you already got 8 outta me..shit, now 16, i mean 19...whatever! sure, what do you need?

id like your thoughts on the success you and your brother had last night in Australia?

OW OOWWWWWWW! HELL YEAH BABY, THAT SHIT WAS HOT!

**shadows takes off his sunglass's and looks into the camera**

the two most dominant, entertaining, not to mention best lookin sons of bitch's, tore Australia UP last week!

what do you think about elix west..?

elix west..? whats elix west, is that like a STD or something, i dont know what that is. is there an east north and south too? dependin on your state you have the elix west, east, north or south disease?

no..hes the man who attacked you in Australia after your win over Crawford.

oh..so it is a disease. not even a disease, a simple virus..a common cold. not even a cold, a 24 hour bug, because after tonight, ill be all cleared of any "elix west".
thats all you want to say going into a pretty heated match, that hes a bug?

listen butt pirate, i have quite a nice record for a man who barely says a word about his match. see, i have a philosophy, dont talk, fight. and i live by it very closely. i dont need to sit back here and talk shit for fifteen minutes to win a match. so yes, that is all i have to say about the matter, and to prove my philosophy correct, meet me after i win in the back for the EXCLUSIVE after match interview, from the killer himself, MATT SHADOWS!


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*Somewhere unknown*

*Camera is focused on the IWO Hardcore title. The camera slowly moves down to reveal the title on someone's left shoulder. The camera continues to make its way down until The Peaceful One's face is revealed with a massive chesser cat type grin.*

Cryptic: Ah, hello ladies and gentlemen. Tonight you not just see The Peaceful One standing here before, no. Tonight you see the new and true IWO Hardcore Champion standing before you, because you see the peoples' peaceful champion has restored the peace back into the IWO!!! Booyah!

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Juice, you put up a fight, you resisted, but could not prevent the inevitable, you and your boyfriend. But now with one chapter closed, another begins and tonight a new fiend has presented itself, a new foe that wishes to remove the peace within the IWO hardcore division. That foe, that fiend is none other than Jack "The So-Called Beast" Crawford.

*Cryptic glances at his title before speaking once more.*

Now Jack, you say you're a "beast" a self proclaimed animal, perhaps a lion, you know...king of jungle, right? But you see Jack, it seems to me that you're actually rather confused as to what you really are, you're more like a cub thats in a rush to become a tiger, a young Simba thats wishes he was Scar, you see Jack, for all you're claims of being a beast, you're actually no more than one with a hole lot of bark, but no actual bite.

Not a lion, but perhaps a pussy...cat. You've been getting tamed recently, Jack. Last week it was M. Shadows, a new up and coming talent who tamed you, the week before it was...

*Cryptic pulls out a piece of paper...*

...excuse me while i pull out my list!

*Cryptic pulls of a cheesy grin at the camera and places the list back in his pocket.*

The list was endless, i'll save it for another day otherwise we'll be here until next Christmas and i'm not sure if i'm comfortable in this place until then.

*Cryptic places one finger on his lip like he is thinking and then speaks once more...*

You see Jack, know you may be a self proclaimed "Beast", you currently lack any killer instinct thus making you a rather peaceful chappy with a whole lot of slappy, although you are currently attempting the remove the peace within the IWO, but i'll consider that course of action as a mistake as you are quite obviously a confused so and so.

But you see Jack, you have potential to become peaceful. I shall give you the first step to changing your life for the better, get a pen and write it down, if you are illiterate then just remember what i am about to say to you. The first step in becoming peaceful and realising the faith of mother nature is to come down to the ring tonight and to accept a loss against I, this way everything will be fine and the peace will be left intact in the IWO hardcore division and everyone is happy. The loss will not effect you as losing for the greater good of mankind will feel a lot better than losing to Death Shock's little brother!!

*Cryptic chuckles a little, but quickly regains composure*

*The camera moves around to reveal a little more of Cryptic's surroundings. Which reveal that Cryptic is currently in a bathroom cubicle!! The camera moves around a little more to reveal a gloryhole!!

Suddenly an eye is seen looking through. Cryptic looks down and steps back in disbelief.*

Whats this? Who is that?

???: Hey baby, my name is Mrs. Crawford, put something hot through that hole and you’ll get a treat, only 3 cents, not a cent more or even a dollar.

*Cryptic has a glum look on his face and looks at the hole in fascination.*

Cryptic: My, my Mrs. Crawford is that the sort of example you wish to set upon your son? No wonder the boy is confused.

Mrs. Crawford: Oh yes, you are my son's opponent tonight, well then you get a buy one get free special deal, how does that sound? Fair.

Cryptic: No thanks. I don't have my wallet on me and i do not have anything hot, but i do have the key to success tonight, the one real advantage in my title defence.

Mrs. Crawford: And whats that? You have a ***** and Jack doesn't? Is that your advantage.

Cryptic: Thats one advantage, but the real advantage is that i, Mrs Crawford have mother nature by my side and with mother nature by my side all shall be bliss and the peace shall remain within the IWO hardcore division.

Mrs. Crawford: Mmmm, you wouldn't happen to know if this mother nature person was bi-sexual by any chance?

Cryptic: No. But i do know this; Jack take my advice and accept the loss for the greater good, because if you come out tonight hoping to stop barking and to finally bite in order to remove the peace within the IWO hardcore division, then Jack, you just ain't peaceful and if you ain't peaceful...

*The Cryptic flushes the toilet and walks out of the bathroom and into the IWO corridors, before looking at the camera once more.*

...YOU AIN'T NOTHING!!!

*Camera fades as Cryptic walks calmly and peacefully to through the corridor with the IWO Hardcore title rested upon his shoulder.*
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5 out of 6 wasn't good enough I guess. 5 out of 6 doesn't get the job done anymore. I suppose thats how it rolls around here now. See..Yes..Crusher beat me last week..Took my TV title. I can accept the fact that another man beat me..Thats fine. What I don't accept is how it was done. How he was given shot after shot. I smell an agenda..I smell an agenda against the Unstoppable Force. Someway..Somehow..Crusher was going to get shot..After shot..Until he finally beat me. Until my shield wore off. Even if I beat him last week..I'd probably have to face him tonight again..But thats in the past now. Would I take a rematch?..Sure. In a heartbeat..But it's not something I'm going to worry about.

Maybe it was a business decision..Maybe it was just a little bit boring having the same guy dominate the TV title. I understand that..I'm a businessman myself. So..Crusher..Good luck with that title..Good luck with that title that I made relevant again. Everytime you look at it..Everytime you see yourself at the top of a card..I want you to think of..to remember who got you there..Me. It's undeniable Crusher..It's going to be in the back of your mind forever..That it took 6 tries for you to get the job done. You will never..Ever..be the TV champion that I was. Remember that. Remember that if I want it back..I can have it anytime I wish..Think about it..Good luck with that.

So where do I go from here..Well..There is really only one way to go isn't there..And thats up. The only place up from the TV title..Is obviously the World title..The grandest prize of all. You see..If my TV title reign accomplished anything..It let people remember what kind of champion I was..What I can do with a championship night in, and night out. So..I think..No..I KNOW..I deserve a World Title Shot..RIGHT NOW. But thats my fantasy world..I mean hell..If they were will to put the same guy against me 6 times to watch me lose..Why the hell would they give me a title shot?..And thats fine. You want me to earn it?..Want me to break some bones?..Want me to to take some careers..Thats fine. I'm always up for that. And I guess..I guess that will have to start tonight with...Jeff.

Jeff. Not Hardy..Hell..Not even Jeffrey Ross..Just..Jeff. I don't know if that is intentionally a joke or what..But..Well..Anyway..Listen Jeff..And you listen good. I've never faced you..So..There's a couple things that you should know about me. Number 1..In that ring..I am king. You come to my throne..You get executed. Number 2. No one..And I mean..No one..makes a name off of the Unstoppable Force. You can forget that now. Number 3..Run. Fast. Because thats your only chance against me this week..Because trust me kid..If I get my hands around you only once..Those breaths you take..Might be the last you ever draw.

See..The IWO has screwed you Jeff. They screwed you..Because they screwed me. First..They take my TV title..Then..They put me in a ring with you. They put me against the bottom of the barrel. You know where I should be?..Fighting with the DC's and Judges of the world. But here I find myself..Stuck with you. And since I can't hit the owners of the company..Because quite frankly..The money here is just a little too good..I'm going to take all of the frustrations out on you. Christmas may be over..But I'm making a list..And Checking it twice..And Jeff..You're name is first on that list of who falls before I regain my gold. Jeff..You're meaningless..I will show you that this week..And to whoever the World Champion may be when I get to them..May God have mercy..On their souls. Jeff..Pain is Mandatory..For you.
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SEVEN!!!

We's on vaca, boy...juss saw mah cracka Tony Romo up in da piece wit dat ass Jess Simpson...dey was fucked up!!

But yeeah. We's down in Cabo...an yo boy Juice be takin wimmen's dignity, an I's be takin foo's money. We be back nesst week tah lay some o dat troof down on dat ayaass. Keeps it mufuckin tuned, beeitches. We out.

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