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Promos due Saturday December 1, 2007 @ 4PM EST

World Title Scaffold Match
DC (c) vs. Corey Taylor

Tag Team Title Scaffold Match
Cryptic & Demon Alexander (c) vs. Josh & Jason

Hardcore Title Ladder Match
Juice (c) vs. Judge vs. Alli Sabbah vs. Death Shock

TV Title Submission Match
Force (c) vs. Crusher

Tag Team Match
Thugged Out vs. Team Earthbound

5 Man over the top battle royal
Solar Con vs. Black Dragon vs. M Shadows vs. Joseph Schmo vs. John Public
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*Slither by Velvet Revolver blares through the arena as Jason and Stacy walk out onto the ramp and then make their way down to the ring,they ignore the booing from the fans as they get into the ring and grab a microphone*

Jason - Man what did we ever do to have to end up in a shithole town like this?

*The crowd boos get louder as Jason and Stacy just laugh*

Jason - Anyways...how was your thanksgiving Mr Smith? Us we had a wonderful time while I'm sure the only way you were able the enjoy your food by sucking it through a straw.What did it feel like to have your family see you in that condition? Well you better tell them to get used to it if you even decide to try and do something to Josh and I.

*Jason pauses for a moment*

Jason - Speaking of thanksgiving the thing I'm thankful for tonight is that Josh and I get a shot at the tag team titles,like there was any doubt that we wouldn't win the tag team elimination match last week seeing as we are the greatest tag team the IWO has ever seen.We will prove that tonight after we leave this arena as the new tag team champions,I mean come on look who were facing...some hippie and some wannabe demon

*Crowd boos*

Jason - You actually think they'll beat us?

*Crowd cheers which just makes Jason laugh*

Jason - If you really think that then let's prove it right now with tag team champions themselves...Cryptic and Demon Alexander

*Cryptic's music plays as the crowd cheers until they realize it's not really the tag team champions and just a hippie and a guy dressed like Demon Alexander*

Jason - Is that what you idiots think of the tag team champions?

*Crowd boos*

Jason - Well here's what I think of them

*Jason delivers a superkick to the Demon look-a-like and then gives the hippie an JKO,Stacy puts a chair on the mat as Jason takes the hippie and delivers a curb stomp to him smashing his face against the chair causing blood to pour from his head*

Jason - This was just a sneak peek of what's going to happen to the tag team champions tonight after Josh and I get through with them!

*Jason throws down the microphone as his music plays,he and Stacy make out while EMTs run down to check on the hippie as the crowd throws trash in the ring as the camera fades to black*
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*A few miles away from the IWO Arena*

The camera is seen focusing on the Park Meadows shopping mall in Colorado where construction works are being held on a site. A second camera man is seen at the construction centre on a scaffold, the camera switches to the top of the scaffold.

Construction men are seen working hard high up on a scaffold about five stories high, except one man is not working hard. The construction man is seen gazing at the sky whilst sipping a can of tomato juice, the identity of the man is unknown as his back is faced against the camera. The camera moves round to get a look at the man's face, but then the construction man unzips his yellow jacket to reveal the tag title around his waist. The camera moves round a little more, just then construction man glances at the camera and the identity of the man is revealed to be known other than The Peaceful One...Cryptic!!!

Cryptic grins at the camera and takes off his construction hat.*


Cryptic: Hello, my peaceful brothers and sister, what a great day it is, it may be cold, maybe even a little chilly for the ol' Cryp-to-the-tic...

*Cryptic throws up the west side sign!! Seems like hes been listening to one too many tracks of 2Pac!!!*

...but The Peaceful One has arrived at Denver, Colorado and tonight right in this very state The Peaceful One along with Demon shall be defending the IWO tag title against Jason and his lover from another planet Josh.

*Cryptic looks around at his surrounding and puts down his drink*

How fitting it is that The Peaceful One stands here high up on a scaffold because you see ladies and gentlemen, the two unpeaceful baboons in the form of Jason and Josh shall suffer defeat on such a structure tonight!!

But before that, I must congratulate you, Jason and you as well Josh, you two did well last week at Redemption, your quest towards our tag team titles is in full motion, but unfortunately its now the end of the road, that quest comes to abrupt end tonight. Because tonight you two love birds shall be not only be taking on The Peaceful One and Demon, but you shall also feel the wrath of mother nature. Jason, i'm sure you remember what that feels like, it was at Championship Dreams when you first crossed paths with mother nature and its only now that you've managed to recover after trailing in the dust ever since. But guess whaaaaat?!

*Cryptic grins and puts on a whacky voice*

You shall continue to trail in the dust after the night is over, in MY dust no less, once i and Demon successfully defend our title and keep the peace within the tag title intact!! Don't worry though the dust i shall leave you surrounded in is asthma friendly so you'll be alright.

*Cryptic goes back to speaking normally*

You got tired being a shadow, Jason, didn't you? *Cryptic speaks in a patronising voice* Oh yes you did, you poor thing you. *Cryptic goes back speaking normal* You got tired of getting beat and becoming no more than a mere unpeaceful has-been, frustrated. So you decided, since you're no match for any real competition that you'll attack a helpless old man, you took your frustration out on him for you becoming a shadow of your former successful self, you realised your level of ability and attacked the one closet to that ability of yours, which so happened to be an old man.

*Cryptic shakes his head, before speaking once more.*

But then after Smith was wounded, you had no one else to attack, no one else to vent out your frustration, so you began mentally and physically abusing your spouse Josh.

*Cryptic giggles, before looking back at the camera*

Now Josh, you're even worse of a man than Jason. You kissed Jason's behind until your heart was content, like a dog in mating season and when Jason decided that were of no use, a liability to his ambitions he began to abuse you, domestic violence in its most true form. I felt sorry for you, watching you get slapped around like some trailer park mistress, watching how you got beat week after week, but then you'll come back for more each time with the hope that Jason will learn to love you again and with the wish that he'll forgive you for whatever it was you did. They say love is blind and in your instance that was more than evident because when the opportunity presented itself to get back with your true love, you took it and those scars that seemed will never heal have now healed and you may now continue to proceed with the ATM once more!!

*Cryptic laughs at the camera before speaking once more*

You walk around asking people to..."smell" what your brewing. Well, Josh one may not smell what it is that your brewin' but we sure as hell smell that of which is on breathe from all that frisky business you be doing down town in the land of the "no go area", just be sure you clean yourself up before you come down to the ring, it just won't be very pleasant if you don't.

*Cryptic laughs a little, before composing himself and takes a deep breathe in*

Ahh, the air may be chilly but you get a nice breeze from being so high up from the ground and the view ain't too bad either. Everyone is walking around, having fun, shopping...happy, 'tis a great day indeed and a day that shall only get better, but only for your tag team champions...Cryptic and Demon.

*Some of the construction men stop working and watch Cryptic speak*

Construction man 1: You gonna kick their ass, Cryptic, you tell 'em!!

Contruction man 2: Yeeaaaah!!! You show them fudge packin' homos what a champion is all about.

*Cryptic smiles and pulls off a thumbs up at the workers supporting him.*

Cryptic: Now i'm sure as you two are sitting there, holding hands, whilst watching this on your TV monitor, you may be thinking to yourself, why am i at the Park Meadows shopping mall and on top of a scaffold no less? Why The Peaceful One is just becoming fully accustomed to his surroundings, because tonight you two walk into a scaffold match against not one, but two former hardcore champions and you see Jason and Josh, i have a mission that is yet to be completed, that mission is to not only maintain the peace within the IWO tag team division, but to restore the peace within the whole of the IWO so as The Peaceful One it is my duty to do WHATEVER it takes to maintain the peace within the IWO tag team division, i am duty bound to do so and to hack down any unpeaceful fiends that attempts to remove the peace in which i must protect, even if one must put their body on the line, because i shall be acting in the name of peace if needs be and of course with the aid of mother nature!!!

*Cryptic looks down at the ground from high up the scaffold before speaking once more*

Jason, Josh, get ready, your make up is complete, the break up has yet to begin, the rows have most likely already started, but the heartache for you two begins TONIGHT, because you two walk into the High Risk PPV as contenders and leave as nothing but mere pretenders of what i and Demon are and THATS...the IWO tag team champions, because those who are not peaceful shall fall...even if it means falling from high above a scaffold, because if you ain't peaceful...

*Cryptic puts his construction hat back on, before focusing on the camera once more..*

...YOU AIN'T NOTHING!!!

*Camera fades as Cryptic places the tag title upon his shoulder as the construction workers begin to cheer.*
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**red spot lights flow throgh the arena**

**smoke fills the ring area and entrance ramp**

**light raining can be heard**

**thunder crashing occasionally**

**a bass drum bangs in a consistant pattern every 5 seconds**

**the big screen plays a video**

**plashing words appear**

**"this sunday"**

**"all will be left in the ring"**

**"four men"**

**"one ladder"**

**"one hardcore title"**

**"is it high risk...?"**

**"or is it ultimate opeprtunity..."**

**"or both?"**

**letters fade and the raining sounds picks up louder**

**storming sounds paly and the thunder crashs ahrder**

**the drum beat picks up faster and faster**

**the red spot lights flowing through the arena faster then ever**

**lightning strke hits the entrance ramp and deathshocks music hits**

**shock breaks through the curtain and the crowd eurupts**

**mic in one hand black mega phone in the other**

**as shock makes his way down the ramp he screams into teh mega phone**

shock: stand the fuck up! every mother fucker in teh arena get on your god damn feet!

**he makes his way around te ring side guard rail**

**shoving and pushing everyonew standing in the front row**

shock: come on mother fuckers lets get this shit goin! i wanna see one big mosh pit from the front to the bakc! everyone on your fuckn feet i wanna see you bleed!
**shock rolls under the bottom rope into the ring**

**music still playing shock holds his steel pipe up pround**

**still screaming into the mega phone at the crowd**

shock: are you kidding me?! lets go pussies!!''

**the crowd going insane, turns into noe big mosh pit**

**shock gets out of the ring and reaches under it**

**pulling out a ladder and slideing it into the ring**

**shock sets up the ladder and gets back out of the ring**

**starting at the left side of the ramp he works his way around the ring to the right side**

**tearing down teh guard rail releasing all teh mishing fans around the ring**

**as they all flood around the ring shock rolls back in**

**climbing the ladder he screams into teh mega phone**

shock: THATS RIGHT MOTHER FUCKERS! IF YOUR NOT BLEEDING, YOUR NOT MOSHING!

**the lights go normal and the music cuts**

**fans still moshing all teh way from up against the ring to to top of the sky box**

**shock raises the mega phone**

shock:IM GUNNA MAKE THIS SHIT SHORT, AND BITTEE! JUICE, SABBAH, JUDGE, THIS IS MY CALLING! THIS IS MY TIME TO SUCSEED! THIS IS SHOCKS TIME TO STEAL TEH SPOT LIGHT! THIS IS MY TIME, MY ERA! THIS IS MY RING, THESE ARE MY FANS! THIS IS MY CHANCE AND THIS IS GOING TO BE MY MATCH! IM COMIN IN THIS BITCH GUNS BLAZIN HELL! IM WALKIN OUT CHAMP, OR IM NOT WALKN OUT, CAUSE ITS GUNNA TAKE MY DEATH TO STOP ME FROM GETTIN MY ASS TO THE TOP OF TRHIS LADDER AND CLAIMING WHATS MINE! THERE IS SO SUCH THING AS ALMOST! THERE IS NO SUCH THINGH AS SO CLOSE! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS 2ND PLACE! NO, ALL THERE IS, IS THE WINNERS AND THE LOSERS! THE MEN AND THE BOYS! THE KILLERS AND THE KILLED! THE CHAMPIONS, AND THE FAILED ATTEMPTS! I AM NOT A FAILED ATTEMPT! I AM NOT GOING TO BE KILLED! I AM THE WINNER, I AM THE MAN, I AM THE KILLER....I AM THE HARDCORE FUCKNIG CHAMPION AFTER TONIGHT! JUICE! SABBAH! JUDGE!! I AM GOING TO WALK OUT THE NEW IWO HARDCORE CHAMPION! JSUT YOU WAIT MOTHER FUCKERS! YOU WAIT, AND YOU BLEED! AND THATS NOT A THREAT! THATS GUARENTEE MOTHERFUKERS!
**now the moshers have filled the ring and and moshing ahrder then ever**

**shocks music starts back up as the moshers start to hrow chairs and bottles around**

**shock spreads his arms, and closes his eyes**

**then jumping back wards off the ladder into the crowd he body surfs the arena**

**mega phone still in hand, he continues to scream**

shock:NEXT IWO HARDCORE CHAMPION MOTHER FUCKERS!

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*We see the arena in Denver and the camera is zoomed in on the ring, although nothing is there...a huge scaffold is seen to the sides of the camera view...the camera begins to pan upward as we see the scaffold come into view, on top of it sits DC with the World Heavyweight Title, he begins to speak*

DC: Well, well, well...it seems that once again the powers that be have decided that Corey Taylor and DC should meet yet again for the World Title...because face it, the only times we have wrestled each other have been for this belt.

*DC breaths in a breath of air*

DC: Ah, the mile high city...Denver, Colorado, where the air is hard to breath, where performers have to adapt in order to achieve greatness...and that is something I have done my whole career...no matter what arena, no matter what match, no matter what opponent, I have adapted, and tonight we be no different...

*DC puts the Title down and stands up*

DC: You see Corey, Mr. Smith is probally getting a chuckle at the fact that I have to face you again for my world title...he is probally tickled pink, knowing that not only do I have to take you on, but i have to do it twenty five feet in the air.

*DC begins to walk around on the scaffold*

DC: But this is no ordinary scaffold, no...see unlike matches of yesteryear, this scaffold has been designed to accomadate wrestling...at six feet wide, I am goign to be able to beat you to a pulp up here Corey...But not only that but I will out wrestle you...We all know you are a brawler, and now this scaffold will accomadate me more than you.

*DC goes and looks over the edge, then looks back to the camera*

DC: It's a long ways down Corey, but you should be used to that...I mean if memory serves me correct, the last time I saw you in a match that involved a scaffold, you were being tossed off of it by Joker and Masque..

*DC begins to laugh*

DC: Yet you somehow managed to come back and help my team win the structure of doom match...I applaud you for that...but Corey if you get tossed off this time, you will not be able to come back...Corey we make history tonight, as this is the first time in IWO history that the World Title will be defended on a scaffold...

*DC goes over and picks up the title and puts it over his shoulder*

DC: But it will not be the first time that a title has been defended..you see Corey, that honor belongs to me, when I defended the Middleweight Title years ago..in fact Corey, I am undefeated when it comes to scaffold matches...something that you can't say...See I have never been tossed off of one, and I don't plan on starting that trend tonight...I have ended careers, and Corey your career is being threatened...the World Title is mine, and my reign will not be suppressed by a psychotic rocker...

*DC walks over to the end of the scaffold and looks to head down it*

DC: You see Corey, I will climb down this scaffold at High Risk, and I will still be the world champ, while you will get your sorry ass tossed off it, courtesy, of the Dogcatcher!

*DC climbs down the ladder as the camera fades*

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*Strictly Business are backstage and they are arguing once again*

Schmo: I know, I'm sorry that we didn't get the tag team title shot.

Public: Whatever Joseph, look tonight, we aren't partners, we are individuals, individuals that have a shot at something greater.

Schmo: what, I don't understand.

Public: Tonight you will, tonight John Q. Public makes his mark, tonight, I show everyone just how brutally public I can be.

*Public walks off as Schmo watches, Schmo turns to the camera*

Schmo: No, tonight...I show everyone that they don't know Schmo!

*he too walks off*
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*The King of Battle Josh Dionio is shown making his way to the ring, booed heavily by the crowd*

"Shut up you pogue ass bitches! In case you never heard of a pogue, it stands for People other than Grunts. Basically, you pieces of shit."

*Crowd chants ASSHOLE at Josh*

"Yeah and you all can kiss it. Now, I came out here to address Jason and I's next victims at High Risk. First, you have Cryptic. *chuckles* Cryptic the hippie.... You claim to be all about peace and love. Well, Cryptic, as Megadeth once asked, 'Peace sells, but who's buying?' I'd like to have my guests come out here right now. Please, make your way down the ramp."

*Young men and women with limbs missing come out in wheelchairs and crutches*

"Cryptic, I want you to look at these young men and women. These are the people that sacraficed their bodies so you could be a hippie. You want peace? Well, sir, you gotta fight a war. Too bad you were a pussy and couldn't get past MEPS. After Jason and I take what is ours in the IWO Tag Team Titles, you can go back to Iowa or maybe you can go to San Francisco and be a part of the community there. Which one is up to you. Maybe you want to go with the hippies. Maybe you want to go with the fags. Either way, your ass will be out of here. Now get these people out of here!"

*Security walks the vets to the backstage area*

"Now, for Demon Alexander. You seem to have a change of heart. You want to be more like your boyfriend Cryptic, peaceful and nice. Well, when I show you what hell can and truly is like, you will go back to that grave of yours, get into your casket, and cry yourself to death. And if your bitch Laila decides to pester us, I might have to do something to her that you might regret, so make sure she stays in the back or at home. Now, play time is over and you and Cryptic's asses are next on the path of destruction."

*Crowd boos as Josh poses in the ring and the camera fades out*
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AlliSabbah is shown actually leaving the arena instead of entering it.

A crowd of reporters are standing by his limo as his security team clear a path for him.

Creepy Reporter Types - Mr Sabbah Mr Sabbah can we get a word with you? Are you quitting the IWO? Where are you going etc etc etc....


Alli stops a turns to the reporters. He motions one closer and smiles brilliantly for the camera.

"Greetings to all my friends out there in T.V. land. Once again it is I your hero AlliSabbah. I once again fought the good fight for you last week when I dispatched the cowardly hippie known as Cryptic in honorable combat.

I had to burn the clothing I was wearing due to it smelling of reefer and that strange lotion they rub upon themselves instead of soap."

He grabs the microphone from the reporter before him and steps forward closer to the camera.

"So now it appears that someone has seen fit to try and injure your hero in a hardcore type of match against two of the lowest scum imaginable.

The one known as Judge. I remember him quite well. He once stood for all that was good and decent with the world until he fell victim to temptation. He has strayed from the path of honor and dignity and instead worries about nothing other than abusing women and small children. For shame!

Then there is the one known as Deathshock I think. He whispers with one of his guards. Yes that is his name so they say. I am going out on a limb here. However I do not believe threatening to kill people,wallowing in blood or naming yourself a name that sounds like it came from a bad comic book ever accomplished anything. With any fortune he and Judge will utterly destroy each other.

As for the Juice fellow. From what Ive seen he appears to be a bit mentally retarded. Therefore the IWO should be ashamed of themselves for exploiting this poor young man in such a heinous manner. Hopefully he will overcome his handicap and succeed in aquiring the hardcore belt. Also heres hoping he will actually form a coherant sentance upon victory as well."

Alli tosses the mic back to the reporter and gets into his Limo. he then drives off leaving the arena and his chance at victory behind.
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*Outside in Denver, a snowy building, we see a sign called "The Mile High Club." Outside, the stretched Hummer is parked up front. Inside we see Thugged Out.

Exo: This shit, it is fucking cold.

Stick: We just need some honeys to get some heat up in here.

Exo: I'm down with that.

Stick: You know what I'd be down with? Fucking murdering some bitches tonight. This nigga is pissed the fuck off.

Exo: Chill man. I been going over some of our paperwork and seeing we got ourselves a couple title shots, whenever the fuck we want em. So let's just relax on that shit before we get to taking care of business tonight.

Waitress: Um, excuse me sirs?

Stick: Yo baby, what is you got fo us?

Waitress: Well, I don't know how to really say this, but...

Stick: It's aight sweetness, you wanna a little ride here for a bit? Is that it?

Waitress: No, not exactly, it's just, there looks like there's some kids outside that are looking for you...

Stick: You come all the way over here and interrupt me for some fuckass kids? Bitch, get the fuck outta here.

*Stick smacks her on the ass as she walks away, rubbing her butt.

Stick: Where the fuck these little illegitimate bastards at. Who be lookin for they baby daddy?

*Stick busts open the front doors and sees two midgets. One is wearing a striped shirt with a red cap and shorts. He is shivering in the snow. The other is wearing a blond wig and a throwback 70's suit. Stick...Busts out laughing.

Stick: Holy shit, nigga you gots ta be kidding me. Yo Ex, check these whack ass crackas out.

*Exo steps outside and falls over laughing.

Exo: Man, they don't look like yours, shit, you think they belong to me? What the fuck?

*Thugged Out continue to laugh when the midget in the baseball hat speaks up.

Mini Ness: We came from outer space to kick your butts.

Mini Jeff: Yeah, and we brought our calculator power too.

Exo: Oh my god, this must be some kinda joke. DC, where you at, you puttin us on man.

Stick: Yo, you little shits are pretty funny, but you might wanna run along now.

Mini Ness: No, you should run!

*Just then, Mini Ness runs up to Stick and hits him in the knee with a little baseball bat.

Stick: Nigga, you out of yo fucking mind or what?

*Stick grabs Mini Ness behind his neck and picks him up.

Stick: Yo Ex, grab that little disco bitch. I always wanted to toss a midget.

*Exo picks up Mini Jeff. The midgets are squirming, trying to get away, but it is useless. Thugged Out walk towards a dark and dirty alley, filled with snow and mud.

Stick: 1...2...3!

*Exo and Stick swing Mini Ness and Mini Jeff and throw them down the alley. They go flying head first into a pile of trash and are knocked out.

Stick: Mayan, that was some fucked up shit right there. Where the hell these bitches come from. Never ends.

Exo: Fuck it. Just sendin a message. Any fucked up space brat gets in our way, they gonna have to get...Thugged Out.

*Thugged Out get into the Hummer and head towards the arena, ready for their match.
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Submission..We all submit to someone in our lives. Our lord..Our parents..Our teachers. Submission is a part of life that none of us can avoid. Me being me..My only want if for every superstar here to submit to me. To give in to the fact that they are not as good as I am. I believe that on a week to week basis..I do that. I believe that no one can make me submit to them..Can make me admit that I am the weaker man. That belief was bestowed in me by my manager when I came into the once defunct AWF..And it carries on to here in the IWO. And it looks like it will be come into good use for me..As I have to defend my TV title against Crusher in..appropriately..a Submission match.

Now I'll admit..I'm not really what you would call..A submission wrestler. I don't make people submit..I knock people out. I get finality. A submission has never been final enough for me. It's not enough for me to just get someone to say I quit..But for some people..it is. But don't be fooled..Just because I don't use submissions that often..Does not mean that I don't have them in my big bag of tricks. I'll admit..I don't have anything over the top in my arsenal..I'll stick to the basics. But the difference is..with my strength..Even a basic hold hurts 10 times more than it would with most other men applying it. Do you think Crusher will be able to stand that pain?...Do you honestly think Crusher has a chance to escape my grip?..The answer is an obvious and emphatic..No.

Now I've beaten Crusher many a time. None by submission of course. And who knows..Maybe Crusher is as well-versed in submission as any wrestler on the plant..But that doesn't matter to me. You see I'm on such a different level than that of Crusher..That it doesn't matter. Any little advantage he has over me..My talent will more than make up for. You see..I notice that Crusher hasn't said much..Or anything at all..And who can blame him..The fact is..that after you get beaten so many times..What can you say?..Maybe he's accepted his fate. Maybe he has finally realized that beating The Unstoppable Force..Me..Is impossible. Thats fine with me..The less work I have to do..The better. I don't get paid by the hour..And I won't work like it. Just like this promo..It's going to be quick..It's going to be deadly. Crusher will submit..and as always..Pain Will be Mandatory.
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*Dirty Window by Metallica hits and Judge comes down to the ring, walking very slowly, with his head hung low. The fans still cheer but Judge looks very dejected he climbs into the ring and grabs a mike and starts to speak with his head still hung low.*

Judge: I lost. There is no way around it, Juice beat me up and got the pin. 1...2....3.

*Judge drops the mike and slowly starts to clap, his claps get faster until he is applauding loudly. Judge then looks up with a smile starting to creep across his face. He bends over and gets the mike again and tilts his head back holding the mike to his mouth and yells out.*

I WANT EVERYONE IN THIS MOTHER FUCKING ARENA TO GIVE SOME BIG ARSE APPLAUSE TO THE IWO HARDCORE CHAMPION, ONE OF THE TOUGHEST MOTHER FUCKERS KNOWN TO MAN, THE MOTHERFUCKING JUICE!

*crowd doesn't know what to think and a few cheer and few boo, Judge goes suddenly becomes serious.*

I said....I want to hear everyone in this arena applauding Juice.

*More people start to get behind it and a 'Juice' chant starts up for a bit*

That's what I'm talking about....THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT!

*Judge starts to get energized and starts pacing around the ring continuing to talk*

Last week I promised a classic and last week Juice and I delivered. In what will quite possibly go down as one of the greatest Redemption main events of all time. But do you think it ends here folks? *Crowd chants 'no'* Do you want it to end here folks? *Crowd chants 'hell no'* Do you want to see Juice and Jude go at it again in a ladder match with two of the IWO's other top talents? *Crowd chants 'yes'* Do you want to see every mother fucker in that match bleed like a stuck pig and push their bodies to the limit over the IWO's prestigous hardcore championship? *Crowd champs 'hell yeah'*. Good. Cos you don't get a choice. *Crowd laughs*

Juice this ain't over till the fans and I say it’s over, so judging by the crowd here tonight, this is far from over. *fans cheer* You took me to the limit the other night and got the win. You won the battle. But you haven't won the war, and there will be a war. Hell I'm not even sure the word 'war' encompasses the horrors that all four of us are going to go through in the name of the Hardcore title at High Risk. Because it is going to be brutal. It is going to be bloody and its going to be live, where the lights are on bright, where the company makes its money, where all the true fans are watching, its going to be live....on....PAY...PER....VIEW!!!!

Juice you may have one our last two match ups and you may have done what not many people can do in this industry, and that's earn my respect, but if you think that that means you have the Judge's number, if you think that means I’m gonna step back and let you get cocky, let you get arrogant, then you have another thought coming buddy. Every time I step into that ring with you and we get hardcore I have learnt something about you, and I have learnt something about becoming hardcore. Each week I get a step closer to being on top of the hardcore mountain. A step closer to proving that I can go one on one with anyone, in anyone situation at any time and come out the winner. I get a step closer to fulfilling my resume as one of the greatest wrestlers of all time.

Well, on Saturday December 1st I will take the final high risk needed to climb to the top of the hardcore mountain, to complete another chapter in my illustrious IWO career, and I'll be damned if anyone of you is going to stop me.

I don’t care who I have to take down to do it. Whether it be the tough as nails rookie Death Shock, my own personal deviant punching bag Alli Sabbah or the Hardcore champion himself, Juice. I will take you all down and I will pile your lifeless corpses up in that ring and clamber up over them to reach that hardcore title if that’s what it takes.

All of you need to stop worrying about climbing that ladder at High Risk. No, Your energy should be saved. Cos your all going to need it when the time comes for you to climb into the ambulance and get carted out of this arena.

Tonight the ladder match becomes my signature, tonight the realm of hardcore will be dominated by a new force, and there isn’t anything anyone of you can do. You stole my signature move last week to get the pin fall over me Juice, this week, I steal the title that has become your signature. Tonight you all realise that the only thing you can do when you step into the ring with the Judge, and things get hardcore, and things get crazy, is pray to god you can sufficiently answer my question enough to walk out of that ring on your own two feet. What question I hear you asking? I think you all know, I know these fans know. What you gonna do…what you gonna do…when the Judge…comes…FOR YOU!

*Judge drops the mike and walks out of the ring and climbs into the crowd. The crowd all attempt to grab him and shake his hand and what not but security moves in. Judge decks out two of the security members though and lets the crowd rush him as he strides through them and out the door with fans hot on his tail.*
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**the arena goes dark then fills with blue strobe lighting and smoke**

**bat country hits and the crowd pops**

**shadows walks through the curtain and down the ramp**

**rolling into the ring he yells at the time keeper for a Mic**

**he throws him a Mic and shadows walks around the ring with a grin**

**the music cuts and the lighting goes back to normal**

shadows: so tonight i hear i got quite a match eh? 5 man over the top rope battle ROY-AL! sadly due to the lack of popularity of all my opponents, i dint remember any of they're names. so I'm just gunna take a stab at a promo hear, lets get this shit-a-Rollin. I'm assuming, here tonight, my match will be me, and 4 lifeless no name bottom feeding jobbers,,,how many jobbers does this damn place have..? theres josh, Alli sabbah, death shock..haha. but ya know whatever, i dont feel the need to even TRY to cut a decent promo. i could probably just sit in the back and fuck around all night not even bothering to attempt a promo and still win the damn thing, hell i did it last week and i made the fucker tap out, i mean Jesus Christ. when your so bad, that your efforts add up to less then my zero effort, you need to go behind the tool shed and do yourself in boys. because lets face it, theres not a man in this company, who's 100% could measure up to more then my 0%. thats the level at which i consider myself to sit at. which is why its bullshit that that piece of shit death shock is walking into a ladder match for the hardcore title, and that I'm sitting at a show opener with 4 shit stains who get pinned to make a living. and to prove i deserve to be in the ladder match for the hardcore title, I'm going to kick death shocks ass RIGHT NOW!! GET OUT HERE BITCH!!

**arena goes black and the red spot lights roams the arena**

**the crowd explodes when pulse of the maggots hits**

**the crowd bursts into laughter as not shock, but a midget in a black prison jumpsuit, death shock mask , and carrying a pipe runs down the ramp**

**he gets on the ring and snatches the Mic from shadows**

Lil shock:wait and bleed mother fuckers! wait and bleeeed!

**he screams running in circles around the ring**

**shadows gets on his knees and him and the midget square up**

**shadows dominating the midget, picks him up for a fire mens carry and drops him**

**1,2,3**

YES! IVE DONE IT! IVE BEAT THE SHIT STAIN DEATH SHOCK! I DESERVE HIS SPOT IN THE HARDCORE TITLE MATCH!

**shadows rolls out of the ring and gets a ladder out from under**

**slides the ladder in the ring and sets it up dead center**

**climbing the ladder he stands at the top raising his arms in the air**

**lights go out and the red spot light hits**

**pulse of the maggots hits and the crowd explodes**

**after about 30 seconds the music stops, and lights go back to normal**

**shock is at the top of the ladder behind shadows**

**shadows turns around and shock hits him in the head with his pipe**

**shadows bent over the top of the ladder**

**shock grabs him by the head and sticks it between his legs**

**grabbing shadows jeans, shock falls back off the ladder**

**pulling shadows with him, hits him with a pile driver**

**shock gets up and starts yelling pumping the crowd**

**crowd exploding**

**the midget comes from nowhere and starts kicking shocks leg**

**shock picks up Lil shock, and throws him over the ropes onto the ramp**

**shock picking up the Mic shadows was using**

shock:next.....hardcore...CHAMPION!

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:::We fade in to a packed testimonial room. A panel of congressmen is headed by none other than Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NY. She has subpoenaed IWO Hardcore Champion Juice for testimony today regarding the use of steroids and any other illicit drugs in IWO. We join Juice as he is being ushered to his table. He speaks with the US Marshals who usher him to his seat:::

Yo man, diss dat buuuullshit. Y’all’s mufuckas ain’ got shiii on me. Da fucks I be heeeyah fo? An whey da fuck mah ‘torney?? I pay dat mufucka top fuckin dolla ta be heeeyah on time. I’s on time. Whitey heeeyah on time. Whey da fuck mah ‘torney at?
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:::There is a commotion at the entrance and two Marshals draw their weapons on none other than Gritz N Gravy, who puts his hands in the air and begins to negotiate in a fervor:::

Nah look heeyah, moth-a-fuck-as!!! Yalls cain keep da mufuckin pipe I juss use dat fo tabaccky when Is be sittin on mah powch. Is da mufuckin counsel to da defense!! Nah put yo gats back in ya trousahs befo I haffta get da Justice Dpaamen involved in diss heeeyah.

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Yeah yeah homie, diss be it riiiiii heeyah. Is takes diss shiii ta da bar wif me when Is be steppin out yo. Good thang toodiss beeitch ain got no daily cap o limit, and when Is be goin ta da Gold Club an shiiii dat become very useful up in da VIP, if ya naameean.

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Goddamned hair trigga mufuckas tryina jack a mufucka fresh out hiiiyah cab. Mufuckas need ta learn a little spect up in diss piece.
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