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Old 05 Nov 2007, 04:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Promos are due by Saturday 2PM EST

Mr. Smith returns to the IWO Arena to take charge

World Title Ladder Match
DC (c) vs. Ness

Tag Team Title Match
Thugged Out (c) vs. Cryptic & Demon Alexander

20 Minute TV Title Match
Force (c) vs. The Solar Con

Hardcore Title Triple Threat Match
Juice (c) vs. Joseph T. Schmo vs. Judge

#1 Contender's Battle Royal
Alli Sabbah vs. John Public vs. Josh vs. Jason vs. Crusher vs. Black Dragon vs. Corey Taylor vs. Jeff vs. Death Shock

Plus Mr. Smith reveals who attacked him
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*The camera shows Jason and Stacy sitting on a couch in room with Tater Inberg sitting in a chair across from them*

Tater - Jason first of all I would like to tha-

Jason - Just get on with the interview Tater

Tater - Okay...the fans want to know why you turned your back on Josh back at Absolute Power?

*Jason looks a little irritated*

Jason - I've already explained why I did what I did,he was bringing the team down and was the cause of all our recent losses so I just had enough of it and I did what any good partner would do...

Tater - and that is?

Jason - Look why are you even asking this question when I just told you that I already went over this

Tater - The fans want to know the truth

Jason - I don't give a damn what the fans want

Tater - People have been saying you have other reasons why you did it

Jason - Well those people are full of shit and need to keep their noses out of my personal business,the same goes for you and all these idiot IWO fans.

Tater - The fans want answers and-

Jason - LOOK! I don't give a shit what these fans want! What have they ever given me huh? I put my body on the line every night to entertain them and what do they do to show their appreciation? Boo me. So the fans can go burn in hell for all I care

Tater - Uh moving on...you have a #1 contender's battle royale tonight where you face 8 other men

Jason - Where I face 8 other men yadda yadda yadda...I don't care who I'm facing in that ring tonight what matters to me is going out there and proving to you and all the naysayers why I am the greatest wrestler this company has to offer,and have more talent than any of those other 8 wrestlers and they'll learn just that tonight...this interview is over Tater

*Jason takes his mic off and throws it in Tater's face and Stacy kicks Tater in the leg and they leave the room as the camera fades to black*

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*Somewhere in a field*

*The Peaceful One is seen parked up in the middle of a field. He sits in his Peace Mobile nibbling away on a red apple and listening to a little John Lennon while boppin' his head likes hes had one too many sniffs on some columbian cocaine!!

Cryptic sees the camera as he goes to have another bite of his apple. He lowers the volume of his stereo and begins to speak...*


Cryptic: Ah, what a surprise! I did not expect to see a camera man all the way out here in this wonderful field. I expected to see just sheep and maybe a few bunny rabbits, but surely not a camerman! I would say what brings you here, but its quite obvious. You've come to see what The Peaceful One has to say, well you're wish shall be granted.

*Cryptic wipes away some apple from his mouth and then looks back at the camera*

Tonight, Smith is back. Hes back into the IWO at long last. But what was Smith first act when he returned?

*Cryptic has one last bite from his apple before disposing the remains. He chews slowly and then swallows the last bite before speaking once more...*

That was nice, just ripe, right off the tree, not even washed!! But yes, as i was saying before the scrumptious taste of that apple placed me in a trance, was that Smith's first act when he returned was to pit me in a tag team title match against Thugged Out with Demon as my tag partner. Such a random act, but all the same an opportunity for The Peaceful One to restore peace into a division that quite simply in desperate need of a hero, or should one say in need of heroes?! A division that Exo and Stick have dominated in recent times, a divison that is quite simply a one man competition!!

Exo and Stick have had it easy these past few months, they either teaming up with DC in handicap matches, jumping wrestlers behind their backs, or defeating opponents that have as much wresling ability as Pee Wee Herman at Mardi Gras. But when Exo and Stick did face off with a real time opponent, some real competition they came away losers, this was no coincidence, just like when i say i am going to win those belts tonight, when i do it shall be no coincidence with regards to what i am saying now. Because i tell you now, Exo and Stick, The Peaceful One has an objective tonight and that objective is to win the IWO Tag Team titles and to restore the peace back into a tainted Tag division in the name of peace, it is what mother nature wishes and they is no amount of drug in take that can prevent you from feeling the full force of mother nature when i and Demon go on to claim the tag titles from around your waists. Just be sure to tune in next week to witness our title winning celebration, its gonna be a blast, gonna have snakes and ladders, parcel to parcel, musical chairs, we'll even have brownies and some squash, you're invited of course, as long as it won't pain you to see me and Demon strutting around as the new tag champions.

*Cryptic gets out of his peace mobile and then lays on the field. Cryptic is looking up at the sky as the camera focuses on Cryptic's face from above.*


Demon, i don't know you all to well, but i know you are a man in need of guidance that i know as much, you are currently lost within yourself and need to be set free. Tonight i set you free, i release you from that madness before it consumes you. The darkness that has surrounded you shall be lifted and it shall be replaced by light and once you see the light, once you become peaceful, all shall be clear and all shall be bliss. You're training starts tonight and our first task is to get a title that shall benefit not only ourselves, but the tag division, maybe then you can get your life back on the right track, before a train wreck happens and you slip into further darkness. As for the term "slip", Exo and Stick, will doing a lot of that tonight!

*Cryptic grins as a sheep begins to approach...*

Crossing mother nature's path, Exo and Stick is like skating on ice, one mistake, one slip and its hard to recover and considering that you too over-grown dim-witted sheep spend half your time watching heroine addict strippers get they groove on for a cent while grinding their poopie stained bum cracks on your crotch, you two look set to slip. I on the other hand go ice skating once a week!!! Every Wednesday, with the science convention gang, i have a partner as well called Sally, she so pretty!! But TONIGHT, mother nature has placed an ice rink in your path...NO! An avalanche. So Thugged Out get ready to be swept away and get ready to be swept away by the bare hands of I and Demon, this is destiny i speak, not idle talk and destiny can not be ignored, nor prevented as i Cryptic and Demon shall become the new Tag Team champions!!

*Sheep comes closer and does a baa, "Baa, baa!!"*

Oh hello, Exo, wheres Stick?

*Suddenly another sheep approaches. The sheep looks at the other sheep that Cryptic has named "Exo" and then begins to baa as well, "baaa, baaa!!!"*

Oh, ok, this must be Stick.

*Cryptic stands up and looks at the sheep*

How you guys doing? Guess what? I have a secret!

*Cryptic speaks in a low, calm voice*

You see those tag belts you two hold? Well, me and Demon are gonna release those belts from your grasps tonight, yes thats right, you two gonna lose. Anything you wanna say about that?

*The sheep look at Cryptic and then look at eachother and baa together, "baaa, baaa!!*

Oh, you are afriad you say? Well don't be, all shall be over soon enough then you can witness the very same division that you have thrown into darkness be thrown out and into a pool of light.

*Suddenly the sheep go crazy and the sheep Cryptic named "Exo" begins to mount sheep named "Stick" from behind!!! Cryptic looks on like "what the fuck!!". The sheep then start mating and the sheep named "Stick" begins to moan and groan as the sheep named Exo grunts and groans while going, "baa". Cryptic steps back like "oh my God"...*

Oookay then...i think i better be leaving now.

*Cryptic jumps in peace mobile and winds down the window...*

So, Bummed Out...i mean Thugged Out, tonight we meet, tag titles on the line, witness history being made, witness a new a birth, no pun intended..being born into the IWO, a new era of peace being placed into the tag team division...witness destiny! But should you attempt to change the course of history, should you attempt to abort the birth, should you attempt to prevent mine and Demon's destinty from being realised then neither of you...sheep are peaceful and if you ain't peaceful...

*Cryptic puts his foot on the gas the sheep go at it, mating like crazy as from a slight distance before Cryptic is outta sight can heard finishing his sentence..*

...YOU AIN'T NOTHING!!!

*Camera fades as the sheep get their mate on!!*
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*Demon Alexander is lounging back with his feet up, smoking a cigar as Laila walks in*

What are doing?

Ah, this is the life.

The life? You don't care anymore, do you?

What do you mean?

You just tried to take out everybody in that match and didn't even care to get the win.

That's what's great. I don't care about wins and loses anymore. I just want to kick the shit out of my opponent and even better, after that match two of those guys are no longer here.

Well maybe you'll care this week because you're in a tag team match...

Oh man, another damn tag match.

Against the tag team champions...and the titles are on the line.

Fucking Awesome! Who's my partner?

Cryptic!

Ohhhhhhhhh.....daaaaaaaamn! Mr. Peaceful one...lets lounge back and smoke some joints...no, let us smoke some dubies and kick some ass. Well you can only be half right because I don't smoke any of the wacky tobaccy, but I do kick ass. I don't have my head in the clouds with Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds...

More like Laila in the Sky with Diamonds...I like diamonds.

Well maybe we can buy some for you with the money I get for winning the tag titles from Thugged Out.

Those guys are nasty..getting a disease from all those woman they sleep with.

It's all fake. They pay those crack hoes to perform all that shit becuase they really can't get any by just being. They talk a lot of smack, but...

...they got no balls. Seriously, I'm not just saying that they got no balls!

Ok...

A girlfriend of mine was at one of those parties those guys were at and she said that she saw this drunk, drugged up bitch bite the balls right off that Exo and Stick.

I don't want to know why your friend was at one of their parties.

She runs one of those porn sites where she tries to have straight chicks do some lesbo action.

I really don't know who you are.

Well I could tell you one thing that I don't fuck sheep.

Who says you do?

Nobody! I was watching your partner's promo and there was sheep fucking sheep.

I don't want to know or care what Cryptic, Exo, Stick, you or your friend do away from the ring. All I care about is that I'm going in as a challenger for the IWO tag team titles and walking out one half of the IWO tag team champions. If not, let the flames of hell burn all that is unholy amongst us.

Lord, rain your holy blessings and clense the dirt from this land.

Amen!

*Fades*

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*Camera comes back from break to the outside entrance to the arena. A group of Security guards are standing in front of the door with Gene Smith standing behind them.*

Smith: Alright guys. I know you "security guards" have never successfully been able to detain...anybody but you have to step it up tonight and try to keep Corey from destroying everything. He is going to be one pissed off S.O.B. about how bad he got screwed last night. DO NOT LET HIM IN THE BUILDING UNLESS I TELL YOU TOO! ARE WE AT AN UNDERSTANDING?!

Guards: Yes Sir!

Smith: Good, now if you will excuse me I have some buisness to attend to.

*Smith barges through the door into the arena. Suddenly a limo pulls up which catches all of the guards attention. They wait in anticipation for the person to get out of the limo. The door begins to open and all of the guards walk towards the door and to their suprise out comes Miss A.

Miss A: Well hello. Did all of you come just for me?

*A few of the guards decide to "escort" Miss A into the arena and now only two of the guards are standing at the door.*

Guard 1: What were we thinking....since when does Corey ride in limos?

*Corey appears out of the shadows quietly and is standing right behind both of the guards who have no clue that he is there.*

Guard 2: I know...stupid right...Corey would....

NEVER FUCKING DO THAT!

*Corey slams both of their heads together as blood gushes from each of their ears. They both fall to the ground as Corey in a huge rage lands a swift kick to one of the guard's head. Corey picks up one of the guards and drags him over to a parked car. Corey slams his face through a window and opens the door and places his head inside the door. Corey slams the door on the guards head and the crowd watching on the titantron starts chanting holy shit! Corey leaves the twitching guard half way in the car and heads back to the other guard who is laying on the ground with his face covered in blood.

You guys never fucking learn do ya?! NO ONE ALONE CAN STOP ME!

*Corey unzips and takes a piss on the guard and laughs hysterically. Corey then finishes and enters the arena. The crowd is still buzzing at what they just saw outside. Corey stalks through the arena in search of DC. Door after door Corey kicks in and every empty room elevates Corey's rage. Corey is destroying stuff in a locker room when Smith's voice starts behind him.*

Smith: You won't find him here Corey. You have your chance at being the number one contender tonight though. You will face off against Alli Sabbah, John Public, Josh, Jason, Crusher, Black Dragon, Jeff, and Death Shock. That is how you are going to have to recapture the IWO Championship...end of story.


WHAT A FUCKING JOKE! PITTING ME IN A BULLSHIT BATTLE ROYAL WHEN I GOT COMPLETELY FUCKED LAST NIGHT! I MAY NOT BE THE IWO'S BIGGEST ANGEL BUT ATLEAST I CAN GET THE FUCKING JOB DONE ON MY FUCKING OWN! BUT NO THATS FUCKING FINE SMITH! MARK MY FUCKING WORDS I WILL TAKE CARE OF BUISNESS TONIGHT. THE COMPETETION ISN'T EVEN THAT FUCKING LIFE THREATENING! First off we have Alli the old washed up has been who must be fucking broke and looking for some quick money. When is the last time this Arab fuck stick even had a real match? I guess the IWO will just let anyone come back these days huh Smith? A stupid fuck GM like yourself would allow this. Thats just fine though I will easily dispose of that douche bag Alli!

*Smith rolls his eyes.*

I can fucking go all day Smith. Victim number two Mr. John Public. I can honestly say I have no fucking idea how many times I have put the fucking hurt on him and his joke of a partner Schmoe. Public couldn't even go the distance with me on his best fucking day. Why don't you try digging up some competition that is worth a fuck Smith?

Smith: These are the future and current stars of the company Corey. They have every right to be in the ring with you...or anyone else.

*Corey starts laughing hard.*

Ya right Smith. Fucking Josh is in this?! The IWO's longest reigning jobber. This mother fucker has been around longer than me and I probably have racked up more wins than him. He is the same boring and broken down fucking soldier wanna be that he always has been. Whens the last time he has done a fucking noteworthy thing Smith? He is the IWO's most glorified jobber. He isn't even fucking worthy of being considered for the fucking mid-card! His former ass ramming partner Jason isn't much fucking better. There was a time when I thought Jason could of been a big thing...but now all he ever does is beat up on Josh and make out with his crabs infested whore Stacy. He could of fucking been up there with the likes of Troy but now he is nothing but a huge fucking dissapointment. Any respect I had for him was gone a long a fucking time ago! This is fucking bullshit Smith!

Next on the god damn chopping board is fucking Crusher...Thi...

Smith: What the hell can you say bad about Crusher....He is a premiere competitor in the IWO and I'm almost sure he can run with you Corey!

*Corey is annoyed and takes a few steps towards Smith and is inches from his face.*

If you wouldn't fucking interrupt me I would get my god damn point across you smug little shit. AS I WAS SAYING! Crusher is a talented and slightly sadistic individual and has done alot for this fucking buisness but he still has yet to reach out and really make a fucking name for himself. The kid has all the fucking tools and all the talent but it takes time for that shit to just come together. Someday he may be able to make all this happen but at this fucking time I AM THE THE PRESENT AND FUTURE OF THE IWO! I HAVE SHOWN THAT IN ANY GIVEN SITUATION I CAN OVERCOME THE ODDS AND I CAN LOCK HORNS WITH ANYONE IN THE FUCKING WORLD! I AM A TWO TIME IWO HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AND THE LIST OF NAMES THAT I HAVE BEATEN IS MORE THAN ENOUGH TO FUCKING BACK THIS UP!

Smith: Then why did you not retain your title in Spokane?

*Corey grabs Smith by the throat and brings him closer.*

You better watch your fucking mouth Smith. Do not forget who you are fucking talking to. Perhaps you need put on the fucking shelf again as a reminder? Do you really want to piss me off tonight?

Smith: *cough gasp* Do...do you really want to be thrown out of your match tonight?

*Corey growls and lightly tosses Smith back a few feet.*

Smith: Thats what I thought. What about Deathshock Corey? The rookie has a rather impressive record.

Deathshock? Oh thats right the second rate knock off of um....ME! ONLY FUCKING DUMBER AND SLOWER! THE MAN MAY BE A POWERHOUSE BUT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HE COMES OUT TO MUSIC PRODUCED BY ME! SOME ROOKIES GET LUCKY AND GET A FRESH START BUT THIS FUCKING GUY IS PRETTY MUCH ME WHEN I STARTED! I guess I don't blame the guy though. I would want to be me too. I mean I am a future hall of famer with multiple title wins and I have done things that this buisness will talk and cringe about for years to come. You people call him a monster? I call him an obsessive fat fuck who doesn't have a personality of his own. I bet he was sitting on his couch one monday night fucking a shot glass with crisco while watching me dominate in the ring and just decided...Oh I'm going to be an IWO wrestler just like fucking Corey. FUCK YOU DEATHSHOCK I AM THE MANIACLE ONE. I AM THE ONE THAT PUTS FEAR IN EVERYONE AND I AM THE ONE WHO DOES THE FUCKING KILLING AROUND HERE BITCH!

Finally we have Mr. Scientist Jeff. I really don't know what the fuck I can say about this kid. He is so god damn little but it is his smarts and speed that give him an edge. You got some talent kid but as long as your not flying through the air like a little fucking monkey I own you. My best advice for you is to just stay the fuck out of my way and you will be just fine. I noticed your little fucking buddy has a title match tonight. What an opportunity for the little rookie. I hope the little tyke beats DC until his ass bleeds but when the time comes I WILL BE TAKING MY TITLE BACK! YOU TWO SHOULD BE MORE WORRIED ABOUT BEATING THE WIGGER SQUAD WHO HAS ROYALLY SCREWED BOTH ME AND YOU AS OF LATE. THIS BATTLE ROYAL IS FUCKING MINE FOR THE TAKING!

*Corey takes a deep breathe and walks back up towards Smith.*

After all of that is said and done...I will be once again face to face with DC. This time it WILL just be me and you...no fucking cattle shocker no Thugged Out and no more fucking bullshit. I am 3-1 against your sorry ass and I am looking to close this series once and for fucking all. You got that title back with some of the most ridiculous stipulations that I have ever seen. By beating me in the manner you did you only proved my point that you are a worthless wrestler and you CAN'T HACK IT ON YOUR FUCKING OWN! Just as I said at Pain and Suffering it all hit you when you were laying down on the ground in a pool of blood. You became a shell of a fucking man. You knew that I am superior to you in every fucking way and now it is time to take you out of the World Title seen. I will see you in due time DC. Enjoy it while it fucking lasts bitch!

*Corey walks towards the exit purposely shoulder bumping Smith out of his way. Camera zooms in on Smith shaking his head negatively as the camera fades.*

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**the lights go out and the red spotlights roam around the arena**

**pulse of the maggots hits and a mix of loud cheers and boos flood over the arena**

**deathshock walks out of the curtain pipe in one hand and mic in another**

**walking tward the ring pretty fast wasting no time he hacks a loogie down on the ramp and keeps making his way to the ring**

**sliding the pipe in under the bottom rope on the mat he walks over and skips right to the 2nd step on the ring stairs**

**one arm sliding across the top rope he walks across the matt to mid ring**

**left leg over the top rope then the right**

**he bends over and grabs the pipe off the matt without stopping**

**walks up to one of the ring posts and both feet on the middle rope raises the pipe in the air and lets out a vicious yell**

**the front row eats it up as shock paces around the ring**

**the lights go back to normal as shock keeps pacing around**

**the misic stops but the crowd goes for a few more seconds**

**shock lifts the mic to his mouth but then brings it back down**

**hanging his head and rubbing his chin as if he is confused he brings the mic back up to his mouth and begins to talk**

ya know..i jsut dont fucking get it..again, all people in this god damn industry do, is talk shit...oh in the past ive done this, back in the day i won the IWO title, i left guys in pools of there own blood...who gives a fuck? huh? any of you motherfuckers back there who thinks i give a FLYING FUCK what youve done, your sadly mistaken. dont come out and say, fuck deathshock, ive done this. cause well, ive had 6 matches, 5 wins, 0 loss's and 1 match that really i didnth ave much part..but the point is, all 5 of those wins, were from mother fuckers who said "im not scared of shock, ive done this "insert bullshit past here". I DONT GIVE A FUCK! stop livin in the past, i dont care how great your past is mother fucker, despite your great past, if your gettin the this ring with me, your futires lookin grim. see this si the present day, what you do when you step in the ring with me will make or break your point, but saying "i won the IWO title before" means shit, cause guess what bitch, ya lost it...speaking of loseing the title...lets switch gears to a certain guy in the back...corey t...t... corey T somethin, i dont give a fuck enough to remember his god damn name, anyway..harsh words there big guy..let me quote you "Deathshock? Oh thats right the second rate knock off of um....ME!"...knock off of you...?

**shock starts to look around all worried and scared, then looks around his waist and starts to mess with his belt**

nah i cant be a knock off of you big guy, DC never whooped my ass, and uhh...im still wearin my fuckn belt... trust me buddy, with the way DC tears your ass around this ring, i suggest you stick to music, cause obviously wrestling isnt your area.. and you wanna rip on me for using one of your songs for my entrance? ya got me, i come out to a slipknot song..the musics pretty bad ass ill say, suits me well..you on the other hand...i suggest you swap over to some metallica shit..no not the 80's shit, that st anger shit..that wanna be hard music should suit you beautifuly. so now that ove got all that out of the way, let me get serious for a minute, and really give you a message corey.. i dont give a fuck, what youve done, i dont give a fuck if you were robbed of that title, i dont give a fuck if your "destine to win it back", i jsut dont, give, a fuck, okay? only thing i give a fuck about is tonight, im involved. tonight im steppin in the ring with you, and quite a few other men, and its gunna be a hell of a brawl, jsut sittin in the back you can literally SMELL the hate in the air from all these men, the thought of the IWO title strips us all of our sence of right from wrong and it takes away our fear.. not a safe combo, yet i love it. when you take a bunch of blood thirsty adrenaline pumped non careing mother fuckers, and you stick them all together and tell them the winner gets a shot at the pinacle of the fuckn busine...no, the pinacle of the fuckn world, your gunna see some blood...your gunna see some mutilation, hell you might see some death, and its going to be scary, and its gonna be a fuckn blood bath, but thats what i cant wait for.. see lets face the fact im least likely to win this match, its like stickn 7 pits and a lap dog in a cage with 1 steak, your all prime, im on my way up, i dont expect to win, but i do expect to make a fuckng name for myself. since i got here ive been saying i want some fucking respect, and i want to be known, well Mr.Smith thank you, because this is my chance. righht here tonight im going to leave my soul and my ability to reason in the back, and im gonna bring my fists and my hate to the ing, and im gonna rock this bitch because finally..FINALLY, i get a real oppertunity to make some of these mother fuckers in the back room say wow, this kids legit, this mother fucker is the real deal, and ya know what i strive for that, my mouth waters for it, id fucking DIE FOR IT. here tonight, win or lose, im gunna get what i really want, here tonight im going to fuck some shit up like youve never seen before, parents at home of your watching this with your children i suggest you put them to bed and turn off the tv because what im going to do tonight you wouldnt be able to find in an oldschool mafia snuff film..here tonight im leaving with the respect i want, i dont care if by the end of the night, i walk out with my steel pipe in one hand, and one of your motherfucking hearts in the other, if thats what it takes to get the respect i deserve, then one of you mother fuckers is going to die tonight...Alli Sabbah, John Public, Josh, Jason, Crusher, Black Dragon, Jeff...and corey...tonight we all walk to this ring, and we give it our all, and one of us is gunna walk out the number 1 contender..here tonight im ready to fight until i cant breathe any more, untill the fight is literally torn from my body and im cold dead on the middle of the ring. here tonight, i will not stop, i will not quit, and i will NOT lose. here tonight theres alot more at stake then the number 1 contendership for DC's world title..tonight respect and honor will be given to the winner...and thats something ill stop at absolutely nothing to achive...good luck gentlemen..here tonight we bring it all to the ring, and the real men leave it there...whos going to win..? i dont know...i guess this week..were ALL, jsut gunna ahve to wait...and bleed..

**the lights dim as pulse of the maggots hits the speaker system**

**without any taunting, or crowd pumping, shock exits the ring and walks up the ramp**

**once at the top of the stage he stops for a moment then turns his head back faceing the ring**

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leaving it all right there...leaving it all..all but the win..the wins, comin home with me.


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*We see Judge walking down a corridor as he cuts his promo coming from the back*

Judge: You can't say I didn't warn you DC. You can't say I didn't tell you it would be so. When the Judge makes a promise the Judge delivers. Last week your little scheme to put me out backfired hardcore just as promised. I showed you that it doesn't matter what you put in front of me I will prevail. I will not be stopped.

*Judge comes upon Alli Sabbah talking to a few shady looking characters*

Alli: Alli really appreciates what you have done for him lately fellas. I trust I will have your continued support. *He waves a few bills in his face and the goons look on idiotically following the bills every movement*

Judge: Well what do we have hear? The goons who tried to ruin my big moment last night. I bet you felt real big Alli standing above me all five of you after I already had to put eight guys, all of whom were much tougher than you, through tables.

*Alli looks a little bit worried*

Judge: Don't worry. You know me Alli. I'm not the one to hold grudge.

*Judge laughs and Alli starts a nervous little laugh with him. All of a sudden Judge delivers a vicious head butt to Alli sending him to the floor. Two of the goons charge Judge but he grabs them both by the throat and delivers a double chokeslam to them. The other two goons look at each other and go to run away but Judge grabs them by their collars and pulls them up. He slams their heads together and then chucks one headfirst into a garbage can. He picks up the other one again and hits a Baldo bomb on him and then bends over Alli who is bleeding from the head.*

Judge: Hey Alli. That bit about not holding grudges....I LIED!

*Judge picks up Alli into a fireman's carry and then hits a GTS on him before dusting off his hands and continuing to walk through the backstage area*

Judge: So this week I yet again, despite proving myself time and time again, find myself not in contention for your title DC. But I do have a chance to prove myself. I have a chance to win the hardcore title. A chance to be four time TV champ and one time hardcore champ. I have a chance to be a man who can say that he has held every singles title aside from the IWO Heavyweight Title. If being able to say that doesn't earn me a title shot. I don't know what does.

Schmo in this match you better stay the fuck out of my way. I'm not interested in you, but if you get in my way of winning this match...well...perhaps you should ask Alli back there what it feels like when you make that mistake. You might have to wait till he comes to though, I wouldn't hold your breath.

Now Juice. Juice, Juice, Juice. DC's new no 1 crony. You know what the difference between me and you is Juice? You know why DC kicked me to the curb and got you in on his whole wussy arse crew? You probably haven't caught on yet so I'm gonna give you a hand there buddy. Its quite simple. DC kicked me to the curb cos he was scared of me. No, he was terrified of me. He knows I know exactly how he works, I know exactly how to beat him, so he has done everything to avoid being in a one on one match up with me. The only reason your not in the same boat as me right now is cos he doesn't see you as a threat. He doesn't see you as on his level.

Now if he's scared of me. You sure as hell should be scared of me. Especially when your hardcore gold is on the line.

See you think your so tough, what with your whole gang of hoes and high rollers helping you out by cutting combined promos with you each week. Just cos you know you can't intimidate anyone on your own. Much like DC. Only at least I've seen DC prove himself in the ring. All I see you do week after week is beat up on a hippy who only recently actually started fighting back properly and even then he is hardly the kinda guy who would be willing to not just win the match, but put you out, permanently. Well, news flash, I am that kinda guy.

I'm going to take you to the limits this week Juice. I'm gonna make you really earn that hardcore title and then I'm gonna take it from right around your smug arse waist. So bring all the help you want. Bring your Guru girls but don't think that they are gonna distract me like they've distracted the juvenile Cryptic in the past.

Bring that crazy Gritz and Gravy guy. You wanna know Seven, what you talkin bout seven? I'll tell you. Seven is the number of concussions I'm gonna give you tonight. Seven is the number of stitches you'll need in each of the seven gashes I'm gonna give you this week. Seven is the number of medics you and Gritz, if he makes the mistake of getting involved, will need to haul your arses out of the arena. But you wanna know the best thing about seven? It doesn't take seven seconds to pin your arse to the mat. It only takes three.

Oh, and Juice? I hope you payed attention to what happened to Alli just moments ago, cos don't think I forgot what happened at the Thugged Out PPV when you quadruple teamed me with Stick, Exo and DC. I do hold grudges and tonight I'll be out to exorcise one of them. And what do you know. Its the perfect match for it. A hardcore match. No rules. No limit to the amount of pain I can put you through. No opportunity for the ref to put a stop to it until I decide to go for the pin or to make your arse tap the fuck out to my torture rack.

Tonight you face your first real challenge for that hardcore title. I'm not some hippy who talks about fucking sheep in his promo or jokes around with the little kiddies. I'm a mother fucking pissed of Judge looking for vengeance. So you best get ready to answer my question. What you gonna do...what you gonna do...when the Judge...comes...FOR YOU!

*Judge pushes his way through the entrance curtain as we hear the crowd pop huge and the camera fades out*
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*DC and Wilma are walking down the street, when they come to a construction site...they spot a man climbing up a ladder*

DC: you see that! Tonight, that is what I will do. Climb up the ladder and retain what I worked to win back. My IWO World Title.

Wilma: That's right you sure will!

DC: Tonight, I make Wes pay for even thinking about getting in the ring with me.

*Wilma looks at DC with a confused look on her face*

Wilma: Wes?

DC: Yeah, that little guy that I will be wrestling tonight.

Wilma: No, his name is Ness.

DC: Ness? Are you sure?

Wilma: Positive.

DC: What kind of dumbass name is that?

Wilma: Don't look at me, he's not my kid.

DC: You're right, but tonight he will be my bitch, when I beat him within an inch of his life.

Wilma: I'm glad you're confident, but remember that this guy is one of the guys that beat Thugged Out for the tag titles a few weeks back.

DC: Oh yeah, that Earthbound team, well despite his high flying antics, which on camera look somewhat two dimensional, I will still come out on top...Smith's plan of randomly choosing an opponent has failed. I will succeed and show this little kid what it is like to step inside the dogpound.

Wilma: I hope so.

DC: Hope isn't the word. This kid doesn't have a prayer, because tonight, not only will I win this match, but quite possibly I will end this kid's career, and you can bank on that!

*DC and Wilma turn and walk off*

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*Schmo and Public are seen arguing in a hallway at the IWO Arena*

Schmo: What was that last week?

Public: Don't worry about it, I should have beaten Judge, and that is what pisses me off.

Schmo: Yeah well tonight I will beat Judge, and that imbecile Juice, and become the new Hardcore Champion.

Public: Well tonight, I win the battle royal and become the number one contender for the Heavyweight Title.

Schmo: Then I guess it is let the best man win.

Public: And you're looking at him.

*they continue to argue as the camera fades out*
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*Thugged Out are sitting in their smoke filled locker room. As the cameraman gets closer, he sees they're passing something back and forth, but can't tell what it is.*

Camerman: Hey guys, what is that?

Exo [holding up the object]: This? It's a peace pipe, homie.

Stick: Yeah man. We figga'ed since we havin' a match against the most peaceful superstar in the IWO, that we'd try to get a little peaceful ourselves.

Exo: Yeah mayne, this shit is so peaceful too. You wanna get peaceful man?

Cameraman: No thanks, IWO has a strict drug testing policy. I don't want to lose my job.

*Thugged Out bust out laughing*

Stick: Yo cameranig, you ain't gonna get fired over bein' peaceful. Ain't that right, nigga?

Exo: That's damn right.

*Thugged Out's eyes are completely glazed over and their eyes keep getting tighter and tighter.*

Cameraman: So uhh, you guys are doing this to prepare for Cryptic, but what about Demon Alexander?

*Thugged Out get serious looks on their faces real quick.*

Stick: Yo fuck Dame Alexandria. We've beat that broad's ass so many fuckin' times, nigga, that we've lost count.

Exo: Yeah mayne, that broad ain't shit but a mothafuckin' bitch. I'll come across that bitch, mayne...[Exo makes a slapping motion with the top of one hand into the palm of the other]...five to the face if ya feel me.

Stick [to cameraman]: Speakin' of slappin' a broad, where's your momma at? I need to get my pimp hand ready and that bitch don't got my money!

Cameraman: My mother passed away two months ago...

Exo: No wonder all the dudes been sayin' she's a dead fuck.

*Thugged Out erupt in laughter again as the cameraman turns and starts leaving with his eyes welling up*

Stick: HEY YO!!! Cryptic and Dame Alexandria are gonna get...

Stick and Exo: ...THUGGED OUT.

*Camera fades to black as the cameraman runs off in tears*
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:::We fade is as we see Gritz N’ Gravy counting his money against a brick wall, and the Guro Girls massaging Juice until he motions them away. Juice steps to the camera, turning briefly to his compainions:::

Y’alls juss hang back diss week. I’m’a gon handle diss mahselff.

:::Juice turns back to the camera, smirking cockily:::

Man, diss some funny shiii riiii heeyah. Deeeese crackas Judge and Joe Schmo be steppin up ta yo boy Juice. Diss some funny fuckin shiii riiiii heeeeayah.

Schmo…Joe…fuckin…Schmo. Y’all been runnin round IWO thankin dat ya got somefin special. You and yo boy Joe fuckin Public. Well y’all’s two ain’ togethah no mo…and no mattah what ya wanna think bou’ yo…dynamic witchyo homeboy…you ain’ da mufucka dass been carryin da two o you. I’s gonna dispense o you in some short…short order, beetich. I hope fo yo mamma’s sake you gots some clean underwear on, cause you bouta be in an ACCIDENT.

An den dey diss mufucka Judge.

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Diss mufucka…diss mufucka ain’ know hiiiyah assho from hiiyah elbow. He prolly juss lookin at yo boy Juice like he gon just muscle over him…like Juice ain’ even s’pohdda be in da same rang wit a mufucka.

F’sho my man be talkin some game. Dat shiii be hot yo. Judge...Judge gots da fevah up on da mic yo. Y’all’d haffta be blind notta see it.

But diss not bou’ dat shiii.

Diss bou’ me.

Dass riiii…y’all’s heard…diss bou’ yo boy Juice.

See peoples been stressin me since I came on heeyah. IWO…home o champeens…yo boy Juice’s ruffled a few feathers. Cryptic fo example. I ruffled that bitch out da ring so many times it make my mufuckin blood boil. Cain’t diss mufucka fin someone else ta lose to ee’ery week? Shiiiii.

Judge…I’s ruffled Judge a time or two in da past. I seem to remembah a match or two o his dat I helped put an explaination point on. Heh…it’s the least I coulda done.

See Judge…yo boy Juice recognized what e’erybody else has. You soft.

Soft. Like a faggot deep in the throes of da Playboy Mansion…you soft. You six foot five inch…tree hunnit pound o Pillsbury fuckin Doughboy, son. Yo punkass wanna talk shit bou DC bein scurrrt o y’all. Bitch don’ make me laugh.

Where yo title?? It gone. Where yo friends?? Dey gone. Now y’all comin fo some o diss. Okay I’s can feel dat. Iss like in prison…y’ gotta find the strong one and knock him down t’ get yo ‘spect back up.

But here da thang, buoooooy. Y’cain’t knock diss down. Y’cain’t gets ta me. I’m too fuckin slick fo ya. I’s too fuckin smart fo ya. Now I’s seen you get outsmarted by some dumb mufuckas since I been heeeeyah in IWO…so you juss needs ta be on da lookout. Cause I’m’a ‘xpose yo punkass fo da soft pile o dogshit dat you is.

You go ‘round an throw all da clowns, mimes an dairy farmers you want round and round. None dat gon make a damn wortha diff in da match at Redemption, punk. Yo ass is mine. Fuckin right. Bring dat shit, son. Bring dat shit an get buss in yo ass like da bitch you iiiyah. What?

:::Juice steps back and the Guro Girls go back to massaging him, Gritz goes back to counting his money as we fade out.:::
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Bang..Another one bites the dust. Thats right..I said it last week..I told you all..That I would put Troy Alston out of this business..And what happens..He's apparently gone. Boy I am on one hell of a roll aren't I?...I mean..week after week..It's like I can't be stopped...It's like..Ever since DC's team took over the IWO..Their dumbasses keep putting me in position to succeed time and time and time again. Not that I'm upset about it..And not that it isn't expected with their lack of intellegence. Now..I'm a little superstiuous..I'll buy a superstition now and then..So..What will happen once DC's team doesn't have control anymore?..Will The Force slow down?..Will bad luck finally start coming my way?..Will one of my guarentees not come true?...No. Because once again..I am put in a position to succeed..defending my title against..The Solar Con.

Hell of a name there. It's like you picked three words out of a hat and threw them together. But..I will say it seems as if you're on quite the little roll as of late..Won at the PPV and all that..And now it's time for you to take the big step up and win gold..The young upstart upsetting the cagey veteran....Yeah...No. I make my living off of beating kids like you Con..Kids who get a little too big for their britches. Ask any rookie here..And they'll tell you. And you're no different..In fact...You just might get it worst..Since you're coming for my title. See..momentum is a crazy thing..We both have a little of it coming into this contest..But...I just won a 4 way title match and put out one of the biggest stars in the history of this company..And you..well..I don't even know who you beat. Way off the radar. Really..No comparison.

See Con..As far as bad luck goes..You just ran into a whole heaping pile of it. Not only do you have to go against me..But for 20 minutes...And oh believe me..It's going to go the whole 20..I'm gonna be sure of that. But..It's not going to be 20 minutes of a great, competitive, incredible match..In fact..let me break down the time frame for you. The first 2 minutes..Will be you trying like a little girl to actually take me down..or..execute a headlock. Once you fail at that..I'll take the next about..5 minutes to establish my dominance..Because belive me..All I need is 5 minutes..And the last 13..Well..the last 13 will be something you're going to see in your nightmares for a very long time..Con. Hell..I don't know if you've even had 20 minutes of sexual contact with a female in your life..Much less 20 minutes in the ring with me kid.

Now..You have a very special oppertunity here Con..Because you can show the world...At my expense..That you are not a con. You are for real..You are here to stay. But you and I both know deep down that that is just not going to happen. Look..I don't know how you got your name..Maybe you liked looking at the sun while in prison..Maybe you studied photosynthesis in the pokey..Thats really none of my business...But your name is just too fitting for words. Once I prove that you are a con in the wrestling business..That you are not worthy..And believe me..This I WILL prove..Your whole world is going to change. Those solar rays of energy..They won't be from the sun..They'll be my fists..Pounding your face in..Bash by bash..And bang..by bang.

So..What will we learn this week?..Honestly..Not much. This week actually looks pretty routine. Like most weeks..Just another dominating victory for me. Everyone here knows I am destined for way bigger things than the..Solar Con. You see..being in front of my hometown crowd last week..Winning the TV title match in front of them..That was a rush I hadn't felt since I held the world title..It was something I needed dearly. I haven't felt this energized in ages..And all that energy is going to be taken out on the Solar Con. Once he feels my muscle buster..Once he is down and out for the 1..2...3....He will realize just how low on the totem pole he is around here..And he will learn..like all the others..What bad things can happen..When you come for my TV title. Con..Pain is Mandatory..For you.
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*Josh Dionio is shown backstage*

You know, it's about time I got a chance, and oh what a chance it is. I get to take on 8 other guys in a battle royal for the number 1 contender spot against DC's title. Now, before I go on, I'd like to say welcome back, Mr. Smith. I thought it was about time you got rid of some of the trash like Joker. I applaud you. Now, this match I face some old "friends" as it were. First, you have Jason. What else can I say about him that I haven't already? Next is Alli Sabbah. I thought you quit like a little bitch. Maybe getting your ass kicked wasn't enough for you. Finally, Black Dragon, we've fought quite a few times and I took your title from you. I plan on stealing your title chance from you.

*Josh pauses as he laces up his boots*

Oh wait, I forgot Corey. Our resident psychopath and lead singer of Slipknot. Stick to music. And the jab at me being the biggest jobber? Maybe you should ask Jason who gets the jobs between him and Stacy. Crusher and John Public? Two jobbers that can't get a title even if they faced Gillberg. Now, for Death Shock, you got two choices: You quit the match or you get thrown off the top rope. As for Jeff, get ready for pain. You want to know why? Cause game time is over and DC, I'm coming for you.

*camera fades out as Josh looks into the camera*
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*Camera opens on Ness and Jeff at Ness's house where they are watching the announcement of the matches for Redemption.*

Ness: Holy shit! I have a title match with DC! How damn lucky am I!

*Ness' mother enters the room with a mad look on her face.*

Mom: What did I say about that language young man. No steak for you tonight!

Ness: Thats bogus mom I'm a growing boy....well not that tall but you know what I mean!

*Jeff grunts and rolls his eyes.*

Jeff: Can we focus on whats at hand here Ness. This is a huge opportunity for you. There isn't a person alive who thought that either of us would ever get a World Title shot this early in our careers. Then again no one thought we would win the Tag Titles. This is going to be a sticky situation Ness......Ness?

*Jeff turns around in his seat to see Ness still jumping around and celebrating the news with fist pumps and dances.*

Jeff: NESS! ARE YOU LISTENING?!

Ness: Ya sorry but come on Jeff I can get excited about this one. A title shot against that deceitful DC. I can pay him back for electricuting us! He may be big and strong but I am younger and faster. I know if I use my speed against him that I can win this!

Jeff: This is true, but we are talking about DC here. One of the smartest champions in history. He usually finds a way to be ahead with the use of our friends Thugged Out. You know at some point you are going to have to deal with them. DC never works alone.

Ness: What about you smartie? You have a match for the number one contender spot? What If you were to win that and somehow I were to win the title tonight?

Jeff: We will worry about disecting that situation if it ever comes upon us. Do not worry about me. Our main focus is your title match tonight. You are going to have to bring your absoulte best.

Ness: I know...I CAN DO IT! I can make this happen. I saved this damn planet!

*Mom pokes here head back in the room again.*

Mom: Ness if you don't knock that shi...I mean stuff off you aren't going to be going to any matches because you will be grounded!


*Ness looks like he is going to start arguing but Mom gives him the "look" and Ness sits back down.*

Ness: Bogus....If I ever want someone to make me mad for a match I will just go talk to her for five minutes.

*Jeff is looking at him with a little smirk on his face as the camera fades.*
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Alli is sitting at a large desk with a giant picture of The Fabulous Moolah hanging behind him.

Surrounding him are beutiful women dabbing at his injury that Judge inflicted.

He shoos them away and faces the camera with a smile.

"Ah hello there my friends. First of all I would like to offer my condolences to The Fabulous Moolah. The woman had class and knew just where happiness came from ...... MONEY! We have lost a wonderful role model and the world is a sadder place."

He then smirks and stands, pointing a finger at the camera.

"As for the so called IWO management. You cannot put me in a match since I have no contract. However I will show up when I please and where I please. Your security can be bought. lets face it everyone can. So just to give notice to all those so called wrestlers in this sad and pitiful federation. You may run... You may hide.... but Alli sabbah will always be there waiting to strike when you least expect it. I shall bring justice to the IWO. Because that is what heroes do!"
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