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Promos are due by Friday Oct. 12 at 5PM EST

Jack Crawford's turn at Redemption

Tag Team Match
Cryptic & Troy vs. Force & Corey w/ DC as special guest ref

3 on 2 Handicap Match
Thugged Out vs. Jeff & Ness & Vanilla Gorilla

TV Title
Judge vs. Jason

Singles Match
Demon Alexander vs. Crusher

Singles Match

Death Shock vs. Funeral Holmes vs. Don Smith

Fatal Four Way Elimination Match (in order to be eliminated you must be pinned or submit)
Joker vs. Joe Schmo vs. Ricky Thunder vs. Black Dragon

Hardcore Triple Threat Match for the Hardcore Title
Jack Crawford vs. Josh vs. Juice

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*A car with black tinted windows is shown pulling up the IWO arena and it comes to a stop as Jason and Stacy get out and begin walking towards the arena holding hands together and smiling,as Mad Hugh Miller runs up to them with a mic in hand*

Hugh - Jason tonight you're getting a shot at the TV Title as you go one on one with a former foe of yours Judge...your thoughts?

Jason - Not just a former foe but also a former partner of Joshs who was smart enough to realize how much of a dead weight Josh is and dropped him on his sorry ass just like I did

*Crowd hears this as they're watching on the screen and begin to boo*

Jason - Judge and I have had many classic battles in the past and it was usually him who came out on top and I believe he's the one who took the TV Title away from me,so tonight that's all gonna change and I'm gonna take back what is rightfully mine.So right now I may be arriving in the arena without gold but after tonight's show you'll see me leaving the arena as the new IWO TV Champion...and there isn't anyone that can do a damn thing about it

*Crowd boos*

Hugh - What about Josh?

Jason - Well apparently he must have begged Jack Crawford not to put him in another match with me because he couldn't stand to take another beating from me

*Crowd boos more*

Hugh - What about last week where you forfeited your match?

*Jason looks irritated as he grabs Hugh by his collar and pushes him up against the wall*

Jason - What about it?! You trying to say we were afraid of facing Josh and April?

Hugh - Uh no I was just asking

Jason - Well you shouldn't have asked

*Jason lets go of Hugh to only punch him in the stomach,Hugh holds in stomach in pain as Stacy comes over and kicks him square in the balls as he falls to the ground in pain*

Jason - You like that Hugh? You like being humiliated?

*Jason looks into the camera*

Jason - Tonight the same thing is gonna happen to you Judge after I take the TV Title away from you and walk out the new TV Champion,and Josh if you even think of interfering I'll make you regret it

Stacy - Let's go hun

*They walk off together holding hands and smiling again*
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*Camera comes back from commercial break to Corey heading towards the curtain that leads to the ringside area. The crowd gives a mixed reaction. DC is waiting for him at the curtain. Corey without hesitation gets right in DC's face.*

What the fuck do you want chump? You may want to get the fuck out of my way unless you want a reenactment of what happened at the end of Redemption last week you bitch!

DC: Chump? If I am not mistaken I am the one holding this title and you are the one that can't seem to take it from me freak. I just wanted to let you know that I have the power tonight Corey. I will be wearing the black and white stripes this time so you better keep your damn hands off of me.

*DC giggles a little and has a smirk on his face.*

DC: Besides...I would never screw you over Corey. I intend on being an impartial referee and this tag team match will be called right down the middle my friend.

*DC still smiling goes to sarcastically nudge Corey's shoulder and Corey immediately smacks DC's arm away.*

Don't fucking touch me faggot. The last thing I need is some ass ramming poop shoot raider touching me. Save that shit for when Alston is around.

*Crowd laughs a little as DC starts to get pissed off.*

Ya your the fucking ref tonight douche bag but do not think that will stop me from beating the fuck out of you bitch. If you get in my way I will beat you so fucking bad that it will make last week look likes childs play. I could of simply just severly injured you last week and make you forfeit your title but I would much rather experiance the satisfaction of watching your title reign go up in flames when I fucking beat you 1......2.....3. I strongly suggest you do your job and stay the fuck out of my way tonight fuck stick. I'll see you in the ring tonight "champ".

*Corey walks through DC purposely hitting him with his shoulder and walks through the curtain. DC looks pissed off but suddenly gets a smile on his face.*

DC: I'll show you stay out of my way freak.

*The lights in the arena turn red as Duality begins to play.*

I push my fingers into my eyes...
It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache...
But it's made of all the things I have to take...
Jesus, it never ends, it works it's way inside...
If the pain goes on...
Aaaaaaaah!


*Corey strolls through the curtain and receives a mixed but jeer dominated response. Corey walks up the stairs and gets in the ring. He immediately calls for a mic. and the scared announcer throws his to Corey.*

One more week fuck bags. One more week until my Pain and Suffering Supershow. It has seemed like an eternity of a wait but finally I will regain the IWO Heavyweight Championship from that hack of a champ DC. He is going to be put in an environment that he will not know what to do with. He will be fearful for his fucking life when barb wire pierces his skin and blood spills all over his ugly fucking face. He will undoubtly cry like a little fucking girl when the flames char his flesh and scar him for the remainder of his pathetic fucking life. He will feel like the biggest loser in the world when he can vaguely see me standing before him holding what used to be his IWO Heavyweight championship. At that point his confidence and swagger will cease to exist and he will be ashamed to show his fucking face on TV! His career will physically and metaphorically go up in fucking flames! My destiny will finally be fulfilled and you people will finally have a real and credible champion to watch every week. No more corruption and no more bullshit!

*Corey marks pop for a nice reaction.*

Before that though, I have to get through this stupid tag match tonight with Cryptic and Troy. Just a week ago I had to team with that pretty boy bitch Troy to take on my partner for this week. What the fuck is with all the mix up matches? I would much rather fucking work alone but every week the GM puts me in these stupid fucking tag matches! Even worse he put me in a match against fucking Cryptic. As I fucking recall the last time me and that stupid fucking hippie locked horns I fucking disposed of him in minutes. He doesn't even deserve to be in the fucking same ring as me. The guy has no fucking talent and he hardly even gets a fucking move in on anyone. I think Cryptic might have broken the fucking record for the shortest Hardcore title reign in IWO history. What a fucking joke! I hope your ready for another fucking beat down Cryptic because I fucking took it easy on your rookie ass last time we crossed paths. This time you are going to get pure insanity in its fullest mother fucker!

*Crowd boos heavily as Corey eats it up.*

SHUT THE FUCK UP! I DIDN'T FUCKING COME OUT HERE TO HEAR ANY OF YOU BITCH AND CRY! SAVE ALL THAT BULLSHIT FOR YOUR FAVORITE FUCKING SUPERSTAR TROY! YOU STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE WOULD LOVE IT IF TROY CAME OUT AND JUST REALLY GAVE ME WHAT I DESERVED WOULDN'T YA?! IS THAT WHAT YOU FUCKING PEOPLE WANT?!

*Crowd pops after that statement.*

FUCKING FINE THEN BRING HIM OUT HERE NOW. LET US MAKE ANOTHER FUCKING INSTANT CLASSIC BY OURSELVES TROY! I KNOW YOUR BACK THERE AND I KNOW YOU FUCKING HEAR ME! FUCK OUR TAG MATCH TROY GET YOUR FUCKING ASS OUT HERE AND LETS DO IT RIGHT HERE...RIGHT NOW!

*Corey throws his mic. down and starts waiving his arms for Troy to come out. Suddenly Jack Crawfords music hits and he steps out to the onramp.*

Crawford: Hold the fuck on Corey. This is my show tonight and I say when you will have your match. You are going to wait for the tag match and YOU WILL TEAM WITH FORCE! WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!

*Corey looks down and shakes his head in dissapointment.*

Ya ya ya Crawford shut the fuck up. If I was you I would watch your fucking mouth because I can walk up the aisle and smack the faggot right out of you. I'll wait for the fucking match and I will be sure to put him on his fucking ass right along with Cryptic. Lets face it people...Force and myself do not fucking get along and we never have, but when we are working together we are as Force is called...Unstoppable. Force is a future fucking hall of famer and I am the most dominant superstar the IWO has ever seen. Troy has absolutely no chance against the two of us. The last time that I recall teaming with Force it was nothing more than us one upping each other on how bad we could physically disect the opposition. Troy better pack his fucking lunch and have himself a fucking steroid cocktail because he has a big job to fucking to tonight! What are going to do Troy? What are you going to do when I'm on top of you beating you fucking within in inch your life?! Your going to do nothing Troy because there is fucking nothing you can do about it bitch. YOUR FUCKING GOING DOWN TROY AND I CAN'T WAIT TO TASTE YOUR FUCKING BLOOD!

*Duality plays again as Crawford marches to the back and Corey leaves the ring and taunts some fans on his way to the back.*

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**Wait and bleed plays and the lights dim with a red spot light at the top of the ramp**

**death shock walks through the curtain with a Mic and a steel pipe**

**walks back and forth at the top of the ramp as the music plays taunting the crown pointing his metal pipe to the fans **

deathshock: cut the music, I SAID CUT THE DAMN MUSIC!

**the fans boo as the music stops, the lights stay low with the red spotlight on deathshock pacing back and forth at the top of the ramp**

deathshock: I'm gettin real sick of all the damn disrespect i get from the IWO fans.

**fans boo louder**

deathshock: shut the fuck up when im talking to you damn it! im sock if the disrespect from all you grubby filthy maggot little bastards, and im getting sick of the disrespect from this punk ass coward, funeral Holmes. where i come from, if you lose to a man, your below him, not on the same level, no longer in the same field..but to lose twice, you dont even deserve to look that man in the eye anymore...but 3 consecutive loss's...your not even worth words anymore, your a waste of breathe..Holmes you dont deserve to lose to me anymore even, our past 2 matches are me vs a random schmuch, and then you...the annoying little fly buzzing around until someone gets sick of you and swats your ass to a 3 count. but here we are, my 4th week in IWO, my 4th match nearing, and i decide to check the card...im readin along, sounds like a solid card, then i see it, ih theres my match lets see who im gonna lock up with this week...Singles Match
Death Shock vs. Funeral Holmes vs. Don Smith....Holmes...now you should understand why, this would anger me...i feel disrespected by the IWO writes, for putting me in a match with this twat yet again..week after week i dominate this tool, and week after week my talent is WASTED on this man, no i cant even call him a man, my talent is wasted on this BOY. i came to the IWO to get to the top but im being wasted..lingering at the bottom of the food chain with a man ive beaten repeatedly the past few weeks...i dont expect a IWO title mathc next week, i dont expect to be a top contender here, but jesus fucking christ, give me something to prove myself with...but i see that in life, in order to get what you want you need to take action..and so ive decided to do so, let me give you a small glimpse in advance of my mathc next week with holmes.

** shock walks to the back and rolls out what looks like an IV poll, with a huge watermellon with a mask of funeral holmes face placed over it**

**wheels it to the end of the stage and locks the wheels so it doesnt roll off**

deathshock: (with steel pip in hand, talknig very slow, and angerly) olmes..i realize that to get where you wanna be, to have what you wanna have, to get, what you want to get...you need to push, and shove, and break rules, and break skulls and holmes thats exactly what im gonna do..

**pointing the end of the pipe right between the eyes of the holmes mask**

shock: i wanna push forward in the IWO... im done ligering at hte bottom, the past couple weeks ive jsut been too dumb to grab hold of the ladder and move my foot up in the first step to the top..holmes i realize that in order to pass you i need to eliminate you...or we can do this the easy way...holmes im going to give you an option here...im going to give you the chance to escape a brutal end to our little fued..holmes, if you choose to not show up for our match, and sjut get hte fuck out of my way for me to destroy don smith, and take my first step to the top, then i will forget you..i will leave you behind and you will never suffer my wraith again...but holmes, if you choose to show up...and fight me yet again.. then holmes you leave me no choice...

**shock beats the fake holmes head with the pipe shootintg bits of watermellon and pieces of the mask all over the place, then throwing the chunks into the crowd**

shock: (very loud, breatheing heavy) you see holmes!? the peel represents your har thick skull, and the flesh of te mellon represents your brain...look around, thats your skull and the inside of your head scattered all over the place holmes, and YA KNOW WHAT! NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, AHAHA, ID RATHER YOUR ASS SHOW UP HOLMES..INFACT, LET ME TAKE BACK THAT OFFER..HOLMES, PLEASE COME, IM FUCKN BEGGIN YA MAN! I DARE YOU TO FUCK SHOW! I DARE YA! HOLMES IM GUNNA SCATTER YOUR FUCKN BRAIN LIKE A BUSTED WATERMELLON! HOLMES, YOU JSUT WAIT AND BLEED MOTHERFUCKER, JSUT WAIT AND BLEED!

**shock leaning backwards with his arms out screaming and laughing as wait and bleed palys again**


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*Judge comes to the ring with the TV title slung over his shoulder and a bandage around his head, he looks anything but happy. He gets into the ring and grabs a mike.*

Judge: I underestimate you Thugged Out. I admit it. See last week I talked about having a grand plan that I would 'Force' fully execute. I talked about you never knowing when it would be set into motion. About how you would never know when I would decide to come and claim back the gold that now hangs rightfully over my shoulder again. Well, as you probably realised, I decided not to utilise that plan last night. You know why? *Judge lets a grin slip across his face* BECAUSE YOUR NEW TV CHAMPION DIDN'T NEED IT THAT'S FUCKING WHY!!! *some of the crowd cheers, some boo, still a little divided*

But seriously, now you have gone and done it Thugged Out. Last week could have been it. I could have proved myself superior to you jack arses and you could have accepted defeat and walked out letting me go. But you didn't did you? You had to do this *Judge points to the titantron where the footage from the last Redemption of Thugged Out destroying Judge after the match with the TV title is shown*

Did you see that? Maybe we should roll it again. *The footage rolls a second time* I hope you got a clear look at that Thugged Out cos that footage right there is the beginning of the end for you. That footage means war, with the one person you don't wanna go to war with in the IWO, me, the Judge. I might have delivered a final sentence to Exo and taken back my title but now you have gone and made this personal. Before I was content to defend the TV title and pursue DC for the wrongs that he has done to me and let you two idiots that are too thick to know what you are doing off relatively lightly. But last week that all changed.

Whilst I have no desire in teaming up with anyone here to take those tag belts from your waist. I will assure you that it will happen. I will make you feel the same humiliation and suffering as I felt when you took my dearest prize, my TV title from me at your little PPV when I send both you mother fuckers out on a stretcher. So you best hope to high heaven that you don't find yourselves crossing paths again with the Judge, cos I guarantee you I will have no mercy and you will find out all about what its like to lose something that is so precious to you.

But enough on DC's dip shit posse and enough on DC for now. This week it is once again about my TV championship when I go one on one with the despicable Jason.

A man who couldn't get a victory so decided to turn on his own unsuspecting partner. You disgust me. Yes I also turned on Josh but when I did it I had outgrown his uses. You still need Josh Jason. Your still in his league and you know it deep down. You know the only way you could start to get victories here was to turn on your pal when he least expected it. Well your no longer facing Josh and its all about to get alot more real.

Yes your a tough competitor, yes we have fought before and you have occasionally gotten the better of me, but that was then and this is now. I'm no longer a mid carder, I'm no longer aspiring to win a lesser title, I'm aspiring to win the World Title and I'm also in a way not a challenger either, cos I'm the TV champion.

So this week prepare to meet a Judge you have never faced before. One that you may never be in a condition to face again. A Judge that is bigger, better, badder and more driven than ever before. Bring your low blows, bring your tramp manager, bring your dirty tactics and I assure you I will counter every one of them. I know how your type works. I know how to play your game and I know how to beat you at it. DC I hope you are also listening to this cos when I beat the dirty cheater that Jason has become this week on Redemption and retain my TV title I'll also be sending a message to you. I have Jason's number, much like I have yours and this week I prove it.

So Jason I hope you are prepared to train hard and pull out a whole lot of new tricks, cos I certainly am. I hope your prepared to show no mercy, cos I sure as hell will. I hope your ready to deal with the frustration that comes when an opponent kicks out again and again, cos I can. But most of all, I hope your ready to answer my question. The question that Thugged Out couldn't figure out last week. The question DC will soon have to figure out. What you gonna do, what you gonna do...when the Judge...comes...FOR YOU!

*Judge drops the mike and walks out*
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*Camera pans on Ness and Jeff walking from the white lab they were in before to the north towards what appears to be Stonehenge.*

Jeff: Ness why do we have to do this? By my research and statistics this is not beneficial and a huge waste of our precious time Ness.

Ness: We have to be prepared for Thugged Out Jeff. This is our chance to finally to show what we are really made of. Last week was just a warm up my friend and if I am not mistaken you had a little misque at Redemption when you about knocked yourself clean out. Strictly Buisness is the laughing stock of the IWO and we made easy and short work of them as you said we would. This week it is the best tag team the IWO has to offer. The cunning, stylish, but devious Thugged Out. We are going to have to be on our toes especially since they have the Heavyweight champ and future Hall of Famer DC backing them.

Jeff: That may be true Ness but good god it was one miscue. Even a genius of my stature is not perfect and fail proof. My calculations are hardly ever off so give me a flipping break. My research has shown we are highly favored to win this upcoming match anyway Ness. We have this highly unintelligent but very strong Gorilla on our side. We do not even need him but his contributions can prove to be more than helpful. Besides...Thugged Out is going to be too busy smoking that whacky weed and having sex with vanarial diseased prostitutes that they will never be prepared for the speed and technique we possess.

*Ness and Jeff get to the center of Stonehenge and begin climbing down the hidden ladder that goes into an underground cave.*

Ness: You have a point but what the hell do we even need this overgrown ape for? We are more than capable of taking out Thugged Out on our own. As you said they are going to be so hopped up on weed that they will not even be able to keep up with our offense. This ape man better stay out of our way though or I will have to take him right out of the equation to leave just Thugged Out and us.

*Ness and Jeff reach the bottom of the ladder and head for the entrance into the purple and green lit cave.*

Jeff: I wouldn't worry about it Ness. Vanilla Gorilla can be easily dealt with if he begins to hinder our plans. His strength may be vast but his speed and reaction time is about the equivilant of an 8 year old with down syndrome and I am not exaggerating in the least. He has just about 0 intelligence so I am almost certain we can con the bafoon into participating in such ways that we will benefit from.

*As Ness and Jeff keep walking a weird silver chrome robot appears in front of them.*

Robot: *beep zap* This is where you stop. You two have hurt our army long enough and I have been programmed to finally take you two out.

Ness: Finally here is one. Let the training begin Jeff.

Jeff: Affirmative Ness.

*Ness takes off in a burst of speed and nails and A.J. styles type drop kick right to the robots face. The robot staggers and turns away from Ness to see a waiting Jeff. Jeff immediately executes a perfect drop toe hold and the robot lands face down and is not moving. Jeff and Ness simultaneously climb to the top of two boulders and look at each other and shake their head positively. Both young men leap at the same time with Ness landing a leg drop right on the back of the bot's head and Jeff landing a perfect frog splash. Both men stand up and dust each other off.*

Ness: Too easy. I can't believe at one time these things could actually hang with us. I think we need more of a challenge Jeff. We have literally gone everywhere we used to fight though. Onett, Threed, Lost Underworld, and even Fourside. I don't know what else we can do Jeff.

Jeff: None of these monsters around here are going to pose a bit of a threat anymore Ness. This is why we joined the IWO in the first place. Those superstars are the only ones up to par with our superior ability. We are wasting valuable time so can we please leave Ness?

Ness: There is nothing wrong with keeping our skills polished Jeff. Remember that ANYTHING can happen in the IWO. This isn't just another random battle like we just had. This is a chance to move up in the tag rankings and possibly be in the main event with Thugged Out. There is no room for error and all the opportunity in the world at our door step. We have to be perfect with every single move that we make my friend

*Jeff nods his head sarcastically.*

Jeff: Can we just head for Redemption now and get ready for our biggest match to date? You can train more at the arena. These meaningless battles are doing absolutely nothing for us and just wasting energy for the match you are babbling about. Let us go to Redemption Ness.

*Ness thinks it over and clinches his fists.*

Ness: Yes...let us leave here and get ready for Thugged Out. Sooner or later these fans are going to realize that we are for real and that Team Earthbound is here to stay!

*Jeff walks closer to Ness and Ness raises an open palm and the two vanish into thin air and the camera moves backward and now it can be seen that all of this was on the titantron.*

T: This has to be the corniest team I have ever seen.

M: Not as corny as your dumbass Tater. When we come back it will be....

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*Outside of the arena*

*The camera is focused on Cryptic who is sitting under an apple tree and appears to be holding a butterfly at the tip of his fingers. Cryptic is seen smiling as he watches the butterfly with a look on fascination across his face. After a few moments Cryptic looks at the camera and smiles as the butterfly leaps off The Peaceful One's finger and flies into the sky.*

*An apple falls from the tree as Cryptic catches the apple with some quick reflexes. Cryptic looks at the apple and cleans it on his t-shirt, The Peaceful One then looks at the camera once more and then speaks...*


Cryptic: Ah, what a wonderful day. The sun is out, the skys are blue, butterflies are everywhere and the apples are ripe, what a great a day, what a...peaceful day. Just like right now, the day shall and will only get more peaceful because tonight the Peaceful One has arrived right here at Redemption!

*Cryptic smiles and gazes up at the sky before looking at the camera with a grin across his face*

I sit here under this tree, on this wonderful day and i hold here an apple, a delicious, ripe and juicy piece of fruit that has fallen from grace, an apple though it may be delicious it also some how, some way, reminds me of something less delicious, it reminds me of something that is quite simply repulsive...it reminds me of Unstoppable Force.

*Cryptic acts out likes hes spitting out something rather unpleasent*

Ewww, yucky, yucky! But, yes thats right my peaceful brothers and sisters, this apple that i hold here today reminds me of Unstoppable Force. Unstoppable Force; a man that was once at the top of the mountain, a man that was once regarded as something "unstoppable", a man that many saw as indomitable, has now simply fallen from grace. But why is that? Is it because he has been doing something different as of late? No. Is it because his opponents have found some form of weakness within him? No, other than the usual lack of intelligence. It is simply because he has lacked faith in mother nature and that has been his greatest downfall and it is downfall that shall not cease to end tonight, cause you see it is a downfall that shall continue to spiral down, as tonight just like destiny mother nature has placed Unstoppable Force against The Peaceful One and against the The Epitome Troy Alston in a tag match in which Force will also be teamed up with that maniac Corey Taylor.

So Unstoppable Force, you can come out and you can march around in your immobile body and speak that "pain is mandatory", but i tell you now, Force, pain is not mandatory, you...you, BUBBLING BLOCK HEAD! Inflicting pain onto another is a matter of choice, it is a choice you make, just like the peace i provide to the people is a matter choice, a duty and a responsibilty that i have grasped with both hands and tonight the peace, the light...shall prevail over the darkness once my hand and Troy's are raised in victory and that, Force, is..mandatory.

*Cryptic smiles and bites into the apple. Cryptic chews the apple in a slow, cool and peaceful manner before swallowing the apple and then looking at the camera with a grin on his face as apple juice trickles down the side of his mouth.*

Ah, that was nice, this apple is rather succulent i must say. But anyway, it is not merely destiny that has brought us together, because tonight i shall show you in the most peaceful of ways what happens when you believe in mother nature and what happens when you don't, because those who do not, shall fall and those who do, shall rise and tonight will be a prime example of that.

It is what it is, it is...inevitable, the result can only be one and if you feel for even a split second in the mist of all the unpeaceful nonsense that you may come out and speak in an attempt to intimidate The Peaceful One and Troy, that those words of which you speak bare any form of truth then Force, you shall realise first hand, that the "force" within you that you class as unstoppable shall be stopped and it shall be stopped in the most abrupt of ways once you cross paths with mother nature.

*Cryptic wipes the apple juice from his mouth and looks up at the sky like he is thinking. Cryptic's eyes then roll down to the side towards the camera as his head remains postured in the position of him looking at the sky*

Ah, yes and then we have...Corey Taylor...

*Cryptic giggles and looks at the camera*

Corey is a man that talks...and he talks a lot. In most cases he talks a lot of a nonsense, a lot of fantasy, but this can only be expected from someone who has clearly taken one too many hits on the head, which has quite simply effected his under-developed brain. You see, ladies and gentlemen, our poor friend Corey though he may be a mindless maniac who goes around commiting mindless acts of terror on poor unsuspecting people of the society, such as ring announcers, who simply can not defend themselves, Corey is also...close to brain dead, and a man that is quite simply delusional. You see my peaceful brothers and sisters, Corey is a lost cause, a man that has been effected so badly during his birth and up bringing that to change him now will be a task near impossible, he is quite simply what you will call a lost cause, emphasis on the term "lost", because you see, rather than going to a ward for professional medical help. Corey has found his way to the IWO and with each blow he suffers to the head, with each passing second he keeps his mouth open as he spews out mindless fantasy, with each passing moment his stresses out when he drops his last bite of a hotdog and with each passing moment he falls to the mat, Corey Taylor loses yet another brain cells and that is just something Corey can not afford to lose and tonight when he enters the ring with The Peaceful One and Troy and we go on to claim victory in the name of all that is peaceful, Corey would not only lose yet another brain cell, but he shall lose something of greater value to him...he shall lose his pride.

*Cryptic shakes his head like he has sympathetic towards his opponent*

*Suddenly Cryptic speaks in calm, soothing voice and has a look care across his face*

Now, Corey take heed to what i am about to say to you, in case you do not know what "heed" means, which i am sure may be the case, i shall break it down for you by rephrasing my words. Pay attention to what i am about to say to you, if you do not know what "attention" means, which would not be a complete shock to me, then just listen to what i am about to say to you. This fixation you currently have with DC will have to be swept aside, ok, Corey? I say this, not to be mean or harsh, but because i tell you now and i say this only ONCE, should you not focus entirely at the match at hand and should you underestimate even for a moment The Peaceful One and The Epitome, then i and my tag partner shall take full advantage of your errors and my quest to restore the peace within the IWO shall be one step closer into becoming a reality thus leaving you condemned to defeat.

*Suddenly Cryptic smiles likes hes just thought up a master plan and then goes back to speaking normally...*

But once the night is over, as The Peaceful One, as a man of guidence, as a man of compassion and as a friend i shall help you, Corey. I shall help you restore the lost pride and i shall attempt the impossible and cure you from this madness that has currently consumed you and if and when the impossible is achieved you will become a new man, a man of honour, a man of intregity and a man of class...you shall become a man of peace as you shall no longer remain a misguided lost cause. No, because instead you shall become and you shall grow into a man of peace and with the aid of mother nature you too can become just as peaceful as The Peaceful One and of course i too shall guide you down the correct path as your idol, your mentor and as a friend.

*Cryptic takes another bite into his apple and chews away while also muttering..*

Oh and so that you don't feel left out, Force, you too can also seek that guidance from The Peaceful One.

*Cryptic swallows the apple*

Because as The Peaceful One i shall not discriminate, i shall not segregate. No. I shall welcome all those who need guidance in their life, i shall welcome all those who need that inspiriation, that hope and once you learn to believe, Force, you shall stop falling and you shall rise once again by the hands of mother nature, but until then just like Corey tonight, you shall fall and you shall by not only the hands of mother nature, but by the hands of The Peaceful One and by the hands of Troy Alston.

*The Butterfly returns and sits on top of Cryptic's nose. Cryptic puts his finger out and allows the butterfly to fly on top of the finger. Cryptic pulls of a massive grin at the camera likes hes just slapped Jennifer Lopez's ass!!!*

As this butterfly returns and relaxes on my finger there is one issue that may prove to be an a major obsticle in my quest for victory tonight and in my ambition to continue my rise to the top of the mountain and that obsticle is the ref that has been chosen to control the match tonight and that ref is none other than that unpeaceful villian DC.

*Cryptic scratches his head like "whats going on"*

Why DC has been chosen to run rule of this match i am unsure, however what is for sure if that DC will have the opportunity of seeing a potential future opponent and a definite future IWO champion close up and in person as i Cryptic shall claim victory tonight along with Troy. So should DC remain as champion after the Pain and Suffering Supershow, DC shall be watching his future champion as well as his future opponent in action tonight and this my peaceful brothers and sisters is not mere talk. No. It is words that have already been written in stone.

*Cryptic stands up and looks up at the sky like a man filled with desire as the butterfly is seen flying away*

*Cryptic looks at the camera once more as the winds blows thus making more apples fall to the ground*


Corey, Force, dwell on the past success one may have and speak as much unpeaceful gobbledygook as you want, but should you two attempt to prevent The Peaceful One from his achieving his goal right here tonight and from going one step closer to completing his quest to restore the peace back within the IWO...then neither of you are peaceful, and if you ain't peaceful...

*Cryptic pauses for a moment as the winds stops thus making the apples stop falling. Cryptic smiles and finishes of his sentence...*

...YOU AIN'T NOTHING!!!!

*Cryptic drops his half eaten apple on top of a heap of fallen apples as the camera zooms in on the apple and then fades into a commercial break*
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*The camera comes on and focuses on DC..DC asks the camera guy if he is ready and the camera guy nods...DC begins to speak*

DC: Destiny, it's what I live for, it's what I breath, it's the only thing I have in my life, and it was taken away...

*DC laughs*

DC: Force, you are a disgrace to this company, you whine and gripe about how you were robbed, how you have been shafted, how you got upset if you want to call it that...You know last week Troy was right, you come out here the same way each week and bore the fans to death...they cheer you because you are a great athlete no doubt, but seriously drop the monotone bit, it's getting dull.

*DC gets up from the stool he is sitting on, and begins to head towards a door...the camera man runs to follow him as DC goes out of the building...the camera man comes running up and gets in front of DC to get a better shot as DC has now put on some multi-colored sun glasses and is seen holding a mic with a peace symbol on it*

DC: My brothers, there is no room for peace in the IWO....none...Being peaceful only does one thing, and that is get your ass kicked...Cryptic you found out the hard way a few weeks ago when you got the misfortune of once again stepping in the ring with me, and let me tell you, that as long as you remain peaceful, you will remain a curtain jerker!

*DC tosses the mic and then the glasses, he then rips off his designer shirt, as some girls are going wild nearby, DC walks over very arrogantly and begins to sign some autographs*

DC: Troy, I hope you are paying attention because you aren't the only one the chicks dig.

*The girls kiss on DC, as he slaps one on the ass and begins walking down the sidewalk towards a hotdog vendor*

DC: You see Troy, you are yet another person that has crossed my path and taken a beating courtesy of DC.

*DC reaches into his pocket and pulls out a mask similiar to that of Corey's he puts it on and runs up behind the vendor and begins to beat the hell out of him*

DC: You like that, how does that feel motherfucker!

*DC grabs a bottle of mustard as some people watch in awe as DC squirts the vendor with the yellow stuff....DC then hails a cab, as he pulls his mask off, he tosses the mask and bottle at the vendor and then him and the cameraman get in the taxi as it pulls off...DC looks back at the camera*

DC: Corey, I haven't forgotten about you, I'm not stupid, I know that next week you are just itching for the chance to face me for the World Title...See I know that you are the only guy that is left in my way...the only one I haven't put away before...But see Corey, it doesn't matter what you have in store because I always overcome the odds, just like tonight in this tag match, all eyes will be on me, and me alone...Tonight I guarentee that the four of you will go into the Dogpound and you will be lucky if any of you survive!

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*Demon Alexander is sitting in his oocker room with his head in his hands*

I've lost it. I can't even beat a cheap clone of what I could have turned into. I am...

*The door opens and then slams*

Pathetic.......

Well look who has decided to show up. I don't know who you are and you're judging me?

I am your only hope.

Please, I've said weeks ago that you changed me and I think I've changed for the worst...

Oh, come one.

...and it actually wasn't you who changed me...I changed myself.

What?

Get out of my life bitch. I will do this myself.

*Laila runs out crying*

Crusher, this is no hardcore match...this is a normal match that we are in this week. I have listen to many entities in the past and it does not work. I must listen to myself and myself says you will feel pain...feel what your name suggests. You will feel crushed and be crushed by my hell fire. You will be feel my pain of being tortured by Heaven and Hell.

I don't play will fire...I build with fire. I will build back up my life by destroying others with the flames of my passion. You will be engulfed by my authority...authority over your life.

*Lights start to flicker and then turn off*

You will evenetually see only darkness...

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*The camera opens up to a dark room where the occasioal buzzing of what sounds like a broken electrical appliance can be heard. The camera pans around the room and stops on a TV that has sparks flying out of the top of it. On the screen are two Men conversing. The TV then seemingly gets stuck as one Man says to the other "Simply not good enough". The TV then explodes as the cameraman falls to the ground holding the camera upwards towards the ceiling. Crusher's face comes into shot*

Did you break it? Did you just do that? Do you have any idea how much something like that means to me? ANY FUCKING IDEA MORON?!?

I wouldn't expect you to. I meand what are you? Some young upstard fresh out of college looking for something to pay for your gaming addiction and nightly phone calls to sex lines? Is that it? Well, you know what shit for brains. You stepped in to the wrong part of the IWO. You stepped into my zone. The place where I don't give a shit what happens to anyone or anything. Anything goes around these parts jackass.

*Crusher rips the camera out of his hands and points it at him*

Have you ever heard of someone called Demon Alexander?

*The cameraman nods his head*

What do you think? Is he any good?

*Cameraman just quivers in fear*

I asked you a fucking question! If you asked me a question would I answer it? Yes, I wouldn't sit there with that whole "I just shit my pants" look in on my face like you have right now, you ugly half witted bastard.

*Crusher grabs the man by the throat and throws him up against a wall. The man screams out in pain*

See the thing that I just don't get about you people is that you think you're a cut above the rest. You sit there and thump your principles and pound your chest with pride staring at that degree but what happens when you get out into the real world? You see the starvation and desperation of the real working man. People that slave away their whole lives and earn jack shit and get no thanks for their hard work. You just look down upon them! You look at them and don't appreciate that, that Woman just cleaned the toilet you're about to shit in. That Guy just stacked up the Cookies you're about to buy. THAT GUY IS MAKING SURE THAT YOU STAY LIVING AND BREATHING AND YOU CAN'T SPARE A SIMPLE THANK YOU? Well today that changes, jsut like tonight with Demon.

*Crusher grabs the man and pins him up against the wall holding him by his throat*

DEMON! I'm sick of you. Moping around the IWO like some lost puppy looking for somewhere to finally die. Somewhere to curl up and never show up again. So tonight rather than mocking you and embarassing you in front of millions of people I will simply take your wish as my command. I will give you you're resting place. The IWO ring. I will give you your last supper. My fist in you're jaw. I will give you're last rights. You're damn right and I will serve up the worst ass kicking I could possibly hand out.

Tonight I take your ass and wipe the floor with it. I give you your place to finally die and go away and live with the rest of the IWO shit I had to filter out of the system. Tonight Demon, you become a memory. Something to be thought of and never seen again. I wipe your career of the books. I wipe your face of the profiles and I wipe any shred of decency out of you. Why? Because i'm a man on a rampage.

I'm a man setting out to rpove I should have veaten DC last week. A man out to prove he is the best the IWO has to offer and a Man determined to sit himself right where he belongs, atop of the IWO mountain!

*The man atempts to speak*

Permission to speak? Did I give you any? FUCK NO I DIDN'T SO SHUT UP AND SPEAK WHEN YOU'RE SPOKEN TO. You know something. I'm tired of using you like a rat dangling over the bucket of water. It's time to throw you in.

*Crusher hurls the man across the room using his chokehold. The man lands slumped against a wall. Crusher picks up the broken TV set and drops it on the Man's face causing him to jitter uncontrollably due to the electri shock. The TV then falls off his face and lands next to him. The man is terribly scarred. The TV then turns on and shows Crusher standing in the room with blood splattered across his mask*

And you know that i'm damn right!

*Crusher drops the camera that lands at the feet of the Man leaving the image of his scarred face as a mask similar to Crusher's drops onto it as we go back to ringside*
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