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Old 03 Sep 2007, 01:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Promos are due by Saturday Sept. 8th at 6PM EST...

This week it will be Juice's turn to run the show.

Special Referee Fatal Four Way Match TV title match
Force vs. Blade vs. Crawford vs. Judge (c) - Special Referee is DC

Hardcore Handicap Match non Tag Team title match
Thugged Out and Jason vs. Josh

Hardcore Championship Hardcore title match
Juice vs. Cryptik (c)

Triple Threat Table Match
Troy vs. Demon Alexander vs. Vanilla Gorilla w/ Peabody

Triple Threat Ladder Match
Ricky Thunder vs. Crusher vs. Black Dragon

Tornado Triple Tag Team Elimination Match all six wrestlers in ring simultaneously, all members of opposing teams must be eliminated to win.
Strictly Business vs. Riot Makers vs. Joker and Masque w/ Peabody

Strap Match
Corey Taylor vs. Don "Solar Con" Smith
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Hardcore Handicap Match non Tag Team title match
Thugged Out and Jason vs. Josh



That's too sweet


(This is not our promo, by the way.)
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*Jason and Stacy are seen walking backstage where Jason is wearing a black t-shirt and baggy jean shorts,and Stacy is wearing a short skirt and a shirt that says "My boyfriend is hotter than yours"*

Jason - I'm gonna use the bathroom

Stacy - Okay hun

*Jason goes into the bathroom as Stacy goes to get them some drinks and as she's doing this one of the crew workers is checking her out and then whistles at her,Stacy hears him and just rolls her eyes at him*

Stacy - Pervert

Crew worker - Why don't you leave that loser and get with a real man like me?

Stacy - In your dreams

*The man is about to reply as Jason walks out of the bathroom*

Jason - What's going on babe?

Stacy - Oh this pervert was checking me out

Jason - Is this true?

Crew worker - Look man I don't wanna start any trouble

Jason - Oh really

*Jason turns away for a second and then turns back to punch the man in the face giving him a broken nose and a bloody lip,Stacy then kicks the man hard in the gut as he lies on the floor*

Jason - Anyone else?

*The other men run off as Stacy hands Jason a bottle of water and they continue walking until they get to parking garage where they find Josh's car*

Jason - Looks our old pal Josh didn't have any car troubles this week

*They laugh together as Chad Williard walks up*

Jason - What do you want?

Chad - I just wanna know your thoughts on what Josh said about you last week?

Jason - You saw what my thoughts were last week after I left him lying in a pool of his own blood in the middle of the ring,and the only reason he'll never lay a finger on Stacy is because he knows the consequences he'll face...after Thugged Out and I are done with him tonight he'll be lying in a hospital bed right next to his girlfriend

*They both laugh again as Chad looks disgusted*

Jason - Get that look off your face!

*Jason then pulls out a pocket knife and Chad looks scared*

Chad - Wha wha what are doing with that?

Jason - Calm down I'm not gonna hurt you with it but I will show what I'm gonna do with it

*Jason walks over to Josh's car and then begins to slash each of the tires with the knife,Chad is about to run away but Stacy trips him and he falls on the floor*

Stacy - Were you gonna go tell your buddy Josh? You know Chad I see the way you look at me each week and I don't like it very much,it makes me very uncomfortable

Jason - Yeah and there's only way I know how to solve that

*Jason grabs Chad off the floor and throws him through the windshield of Josh's car as Jason and Stacy laugh some more even harder now*

Jason - Josh I hope you have car insurance

*The couple walks off laughing as referees and paramedics come running over to check on Chad as the camera fades to black*
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*Camera pans on Corey sitting in his locker room with a leather strap drapped over the back of his neck. The room is dark with a dim red light directly over Corey's head.*

The tag team division, what a fucking joke. In this day and age tag team wrestling has become obsolete. What used to be a credible form of wrestling headlined by such teams as The Rockers, Demolition, Members of the Four Horsemen, The Hollywood Blondes, the list of legendary tag teams is practically endless. In today's wrestling world though we are reduced to watching two bong hitting, ebonic speaking wiggers who call themselves Thugged Out. These two idiots are sitting on top of what used to a credible wrestling genre. The so called unstoppable duo, the next big thing in tag wrestling, the ruthless thugs couldn't even put me down by myself, a completely in experianced tag team wrestler by pinfall. You took the fucking easy way out and got yourselves disqualified. I guess it took you fucks down a notch when you realized I am not a fucking jobber tag team like Schmoe and Public. Thats ok though "Thugged Out", I have bigger and better plans that do not involve rookies such as yourselves. I have my sights set on what you cannot even fathum yet, the IWO World Championship. The most presitgious title in this fucking buisness to date. John Cena and the WWE championship? Ha that shit is fucking child's play compared to the IWO. That is fucking right DC. You may have dug your own fucking grave by recruiting me to your team at Absolute Power. You may have won the battle that night when I fucking made the winning pinfall, but you will lose the war at MY FUCKING PPV! I HAVE SOMETHING IN STORE FOR YOU THAT NO ONE IN THIS INDUSTRY HAS EVER EVEN THOUGHT OF! SOMETHING SO SADISTIC, SO INSANE, SO BLOODY, AND SO UNHEARD OF THAT YOU WILL NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DO!

*Corey lets out a bellowing laugh. The crowd is giving a mixed reaction....mostly boo's. Corey goes from his hysterical laugh to a soft giggle as he stands up and holds the leather strap in his right hand.*

It's almost a shame we have to wait more than a month to see this vision that I have. We have to sit through all of my "partner's" turns in power. Last week we had my long time rival Troy trying to take advantage of this power by pitting me in a handicap match. The person who is supposed to be one of the most cunning, smart, and talented stars in this buisness came up with a fucking handicap match. That was it. That was all the fucking more creative that Troy could fucking get. I must say I am so impressed by your showing of power and wit Troy. It really fucking worked out for ya buddy. Thugged Out really beat the fucking shit out of me. The pain was so god damn life threatening. I have never been given more of a run for my money in my life *chuckle* You should know better by now my friend, a simple rookie tag team such as Thugged out has no chance of putting me on the shelf. You are even light years ahead of them in terms of experiance and you could not even put me out of the IWO. What the fuck makes you think that they could? At the very least they were smart enough to get the fuck out while they still had a chance. Very admirable rookies.

Now this week we have the new comer Juice in charge of running weekly wrestlings biggest show. Again there is no fucking creative flow in this man's mind. He puts me in a fucking strap match against this nobody who has not done one fucking thing in the IWO. Why do I keep getting put into matches where I am breaking in worthless noobs. Yes oh yes I love being put into matches with Ricky Thunder, Thugged Out, and Don "The Solar Con" Smith. I AM SICK OF BEING PUT IN THIS STUPID FUCKING MEANINGLESS MATCHES! I AM THE MAN OF DESTINY YOU FUCKING FOOLS! I SHOULD BE CREATING CLASSIC MATCHES WITH TROY, DC, FORCE, BLADE, AND JASON, BUT FUCK NO I GET TO BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF SOME IDIOT WHO GOES BY THE NAME SOLAR CON! Seriously what kind of fucking name is that?! The only name I can think of that is more fucking gay in this company would have to be that cheap Rock knock off known as...The Josh. How many wins must I rack up before you fuck heads start to take me very seriously? How far do I have to go? Trust me when I say that every week will be more extreme until some of my demands are fucking met. I'm going to enjoy watching this new pup whine and cry for his fucking life! The expression of anguish on your face when I whip you is going to make me feel supreme happiness. I hope you got beaten alot with daddy's belt when you were a kid Don, because I am going to whip you worse than a fucking red headed bastard child. You are going to feel excrutiating and undeniable pain from just a simple piece of leather. This small tool is going to make everyone in this arena stop talking, stop cheering, stop booing...It is going to make them freeze in utter horror at what it causes.

*Corey snaps the leather off the wall as it makes a huge echo throughout the room. Corey stares at the leather strap for a minute and then a familiar grin appears on his face. Corey tosses it in the air a little and catches it and grasps it tightly as the smile on his face grows.*

I just had a great fucking idea. Not that I never get those, but this is just a perfect preview for you Mr. Solar Con. I hope your fucking paying attnetion to your monitor mother fucker. Your going to want to see this thing of fucking beauty. Behold as I show you how much anarchy and chaos I can cause with just a piece of fucking leather!

*Corey kicks open his locker room door and stalks through the arena appearing to be searching for anyone he can get his hands on. He still has a sickening smile on his face.*

M: What the hell is he doing Tater?

T: How the hell should I know Marv? It's Corey, you never know what this psychopathic maniac is going to do.

M: Good point Tater. I do know one thing though. Everyone in the back better stay the hell away from him.


*Corey continues stalking until he is in the parking lot and a camera crew appears to be setting up for the arrival of a superstar. Corey has almost a sickening grin of delight on his face.*

Perfect...Just what I was fucking looking for. You better be fucking paying attention Don...This is what is in store for you tonight bitch!

*Corey immediately starts whipping the camera man unmercilessly with the strap until blood is spattering all over the place. The man is crying out in pain as Corey shows no signs of letting up. Corey picks the man up from behind and and wraps the strap around his neck. Corey turns around and yanks on the strap vaulting the man over his head and landing on his face leaving a puddle of blood. The other camera man in fear climbs up the side ladder on a semi and his standing on top shaking in fear. The camera zooms out a little from a tv screen and Don is watching his monitor with a concerned look on his face. He seems unsure and a little afraid. The camera pans back in to the parking lot as Corey is climbing up the semi with strap in hand. Corey gets to the top and immediately pounces on the man whipping him to death. Corey proceeds to tie one end of the rope around the ladder and the other around the man's neck.*

M: Oh no, Corey do not do this. This is too much.

T: He has to be kidding. There is no way he would actually do thi......


*Corey pushes the man off the top of the semi and he is hanging by his neck unable to breathe. Blood is running crimson down his face as he is gasping for air. Most of the crowd is in silence and cannot believe what they are seeing.The limo the original camera men were supposed to be shooting pulls up. A confused DC and Thugged Out steps out of the limo and are looking on in awe. The man is struggling to get free as Corey pulls his mic. back out of his pocket.*

JUST IN TIME BOYS! I AM SO GLAD YOU ARE FUCKING HERE TO SEE THIS! JUST THINK STICK AND EXO, JUST THINK IF YOU WOULD NOT HAVE FUCKING BAILED ON OUR MATCH LAST WEEK! WHAT IF YOU WOULD STAYED AND SOUGHT A FINAL CONCLUSION TO OUR MATCH. YOU COULD BE IN THE SAME AMOUNT OF FUCKING PAIN THAT THIS MAN IS IN! YOU TWO ARE VERY FORTUNATE TO EVEN STILL HAVE YOUR CAREERS INTACT! MARK MY WORDS THOUGH YOU TWO, OUR PATHS WILL CROSS AGAIN SOMEDAY AND NEXT TIME YOU WILL NOT BE SO FUCKING LUCKY! TAKE THIS WARNING TO HEART! I MEAN IT WITH ALL THE EVIL AND INSANITY I POSESS IN MY HEART!

*Corey turns and looks at DC who is staring right back with determination written all over his face*.

You...You are the one I want the most. You see DC, you have something that belongs to me. You do not deserve that strap that is drapped over your shoulder. Your title reign has been filled with nothing but illegitimate wins and scandals thanks to the likes of the two wiggers and that giant fucking retard Judge. The time has come for change. It is time for insanity to reign supreme over the IWO again. The path of my destiny will soon end when I strike you down DC. You will be lying flat on your back in defeat as you watch me hold that title up high. How ironic for you DC. You chose me to be your enforcer for your team. You chose me because you just knew that you had to win the day. Now Absolute Power will soon come my way when I present the bloodiest PPV this industry has ever seen. I wonder how it will feel when Absolute Power slips from your fingers and plays directly into my hand? I will be seeing you soon "champ".

As for Don tonight. I know he is in his locker room about ready to piss his pants. He can thank Juice for creating his demise tonight. If he thought what I just did to this nobody was something. Just wait until the main even tonight. See you in the ring Don!

*Corey chucks his mic. to the ground and starts to climb down the ladder. On the way down he looks at the hanging man and laughs hysterically in his face. Corey finally drops to the ground as Secruity is rushing to keep Corey from DC and Thugged out and to help the man.

T: I am speechless Marv...Corey is more intense and crazy than ever....

M: Your right Tater. I think even DC and Thugged Out could hardly believe what they just saw. I also really am genuinely worried about Don's well being tonight.


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*Joker walks down the hall at the IWO Arena..Peabody comes up to confront him*

Peabody: You, you lost last week, you cost me a victory.

Joker: It's not my fault that Masque didn't show up.

Peabody: you two are losers!

*Joker grabs Peabody by the shirt and pulls him closer*

Joker: You call me a loser again, and I will rip your tongue out of your mouth!

*Peabody looks terrified as Joker lets him go and walks off*

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*Schmo and Public are leaving the rental car agency and are heading to their rental*

Schmo: A win last week, and we didn't even have to break a sweat.

Public: Yes, but Joseph this week will be much different.

Schmo: It doesn't matter, we will win again tonight, and then Miss A will grant us our tag title oppurtunity.

Public: I almost forgot about that...This may well turn out to be a great night Joseph. Now get in the car.

*They get in the car and drive off*

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*DC is in the parking lot as Thugged Out get back into the limo and drive off...DC is watching as the EMTs are checking on the man that was hung by Corey...Wilma comes up carrying a clothese bag*

Wilma: DC...DC!

*DC turns to see her, still looking in horror at what just happened*

Wilma: What the hell happened here?

DC: Corey that's what.

Wilma: Nevermind that, come on...come on!

*DC turns and walks with Wilma towards the building...*

DC: So what's up?

Wilma: Tonight, it is a big night, Thugged Out will be teaming with Jason to take on Josh in a handicap match.

DC: Are you serious?

Wilma: Yeah I know, how fucked up is that. Speaking of Thugged Out, where are they?

DC: They said something about checking out some hos? I don't know they said they will be back before the show starts...What's in the bag?

*They walk into the buidling and head down the hallway*

Wilma: Your outfit for tonight I had it dry cleaned.

DC: Outfit? I already have my ring gear.

Wilma: Not the gear you need tonight.

DC: Oh really, who am I facing by the way?

Wilma: Nobody.

DC: What?

Wilma: you are not competiting tonight.

DC: Then...then what the hell am I doing?

*Wilma stops and unzips the bag to reveal a ref shirt*

Wilma: refereeing.

*Wilma smiles at DC*

DC: In what match?

Wilma: The TV Title match.

DC: Oh in Judge's match, really...By the way, I am still pissed that Judge didn't come out to help me last week against Troy.

Wilma: I don't know what has gotten into that guy.

DC: So who is his opponent.

Wilma: not opponent, opponents.

DC: Oh this will be good.

Wilma: Judge is facing Johnny Blade, and Jack Crawford.

DC: Blade, great, just what I need...

Wilma: That's not all .

DC: What? It's not a triple threat?

Wilma: Nope it is a fatal fourway.

DC: Who is the fourth man?

*Wilma pauses as they are standing outside of their dressing room*

Wilma: Force.

DC: What the fuck! Well I guess I have an important job to do tonight.

Wilma: If they only knew.

*DC and Wilma laugh as they head into the locker room*
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:::Juice is standing in front of a brick wall as Ayana massages his shoulders. Kaori is speaking Japanese into Juice's cell phone, her expression being rather impatient and a little offended. She hands the phone to Juice, who takes it and addresses the caller as Kaori joins Ayana in massaging Juice's lower back:::

Yee-uh. Dis Juice. Oh-oh whatup Don? Uh-huh...uh-huh...main...i ain't fo you to loo...i fo you ta do. Ain nuff'n wron wit a lil fiiiah ta kick thangs off.

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The fuck you mean you caint undastaand the fuck I sayin?! It ain like Is speakin Spanish, mufucka!

Tell y' wha Mr. Solar Con...I'm'a lay it down like this...last week...Troy put you in a six man tag...I heard the grumblins...I heard the rumblins...I heard you di'in't like it...so I thought...shiiii...less put you in some shit that'll leave people talkin. You wanted spotlight...you got it son. Iss just you and that fucked in tha head freak this week.

Oh yeah...in case they ain tell you...iss a strap match. G'luck bro...try not to get dead. Payce.

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Dayamn. I try and I try. I'm just another mufucka...but you caint make e'eryone happy. My boy Don wa just like "but d00d...we were on the same team!!"

Goddamn, homie...they was like...8 people per team...just bou e'e'erybody wa in it. I caint help dat. Is just tryin to be an entertainah heee...not my fault you don like it.

:::Ayana whispers in Juice's ear:::

Oh...Corey di'i'n't like it either??

Meh. Oh well...I caint concern mysef...

...because iss not about that shit.

This week...this week is about Juice, gettin the shot at the belt I earnt at Absolute Power.

It was me...jus me...I won dat bitch.

Then this chump who'd spent mo time on his back than a $2 crack ho comes in from outside where he wa waitin like a PUSSY and throws me out. You ain't gots ta be a dairy fahmah to know thass Buuuuuhlshit.

But dass okay. Iss in tha rules, so I guess if you gon be a pussy by da book, den you all set to be a pussy. Maybe dass why they a new Hardcore champ diss week.

Cryptik...Is gots ta hand it to ya. I aint know how the fuck you keep doin it, but you do. Buoooooy, you got sumpin sly goin on witchyoo. Some slick shit.

But this ain't bout dat.

This about this mufucka right here, breakin my mufuckin boot off in yo hippie ass!! I ain't know how the fuck you done did what you did, but you ain't up gainst no punk mufucka who hangs back an then pussies his way to a belt...you up gainst a mufucka who gon BRING IT.

So here it i...peace love an happiness gon end fo you my frien. I'm predicting pain. I see you out there, playa.

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*Ringside*

*Redemption comes back on air after a commercial has just taken place*

*Miss A is seen standing in the centre of the ring with a mircophone in hand*

*It appears Miss A has an announcement to make*


Miss A: Last week at Redemption a match took place between Crusher and Cryptic, in which both men went at it for the IWO Hardcore title. When the match was over, they was a winner that stood tall and as champion and that winner is known other than Cryptic.

*Crowd pop*

Miss A: So tonight i now bring to you, your new Hardcore Champion, your self proclaimed hero, saviour and all things peaceful, i bring to you the peaceful one...Cryptic!!!!

*Crowd erupt to a standing ovation as Cryptic's music hits!*

*Cryptic is seen walking down to the ring smiling like an overjoyed kid with the Hardcore title around his waist*

*Cryptic steps into the ring and then runs to each turnbuckle throwing up the peace sign*

*Cryptic steps into the middle of the ring, removes the Hardcore title from his waist and then places it on his shoulder*


Marv: Last week this man here defeated Crusher for the hardcore title.

Tater: And what a great match it was, Cryptic stunned the world and may have made some superstars sit up and take notice that this is a man not to be underestimated.

*Marv nods his head*

Marv: Without a doubt as Crusher found out the hard way after losing the hardcore title.

*Miss A walks up to Cryptic, with the peaceful one still smiling*

Miss A: Last week, Cryptic you came out here and told the people of IWO that you would defeat Crusher and win the Hardcore title, later that night you went on to do just that and claimed the Hardcore title, how does it feel to be champ?

*Cryptic smiles and looks at the crowd in admiriation as the crowd chant Cryptic's name*

*Cryptic pulls out the peace mic from his combat pants*


Cryptic: It feels great, Miss A, this just proves to all those who need guidance in life that patience is bliss and with patience comes greatness and last week was a prime example of that because your hero, your saviour and all things peaceful came into Redemption last week as a peaceful challenger and left Redemption as a peaceful...but hardcore champion!

*Crowd pop, (one of the people in the crowd pop so hard that their face turns red!!)*

Marv: The crowd love him, hes slowly becoming the peoples' champion of IWO.

Tater: If you smelllllll...no wait, wrong person.

*Marv laughs*

Cryptic: Now some may feel that because i have restored peace within the Hardcore division that the peaceful one shall now rest on his laurels and that my quest to bring peace back to IWO is over, well hold no fear, the peaceful one's quest is not over just yet because i do not have the IWO Heavy Championship title around my waist and even when i do my quest to achieve peace and serenity shall continue on until i draw my last breath, why? Because i am the peaceful one and it is within my destiny and my responsibilty to bring peace to IWO and to make the villians know that there is a hero here waiting to vanquish them should they cross the pass of mother nature and plot to achieve any unpeacfeful acts.

*Crowd pop!*

Tater: Woah, Cryptic is sending out a warning here!

Marv: I wonder whos shaking?!

*Tater giggles*

*Cryptic smiles and looks at the hardcore title*


*Miss A claps her hands in approval and then puts his mic to his lips to speak*

Miss A: With you winning the title off Crusher, your success from last week will now see you defend that hardcore title against the new and up coming talent of Juice, what are your thoughts on that?

*Cryptic smiles like an excited kid*

Cryptic: Now, Miss A, Juice here is a man that appears to be rather peaceful in some ways, but at the same time i find him confusing...

*Miss A looks on*

Miss A: Oh, whys that?

Cryptic: You see, Juice here has control of the IWO for one night only, but for some reason although he is new to the fun game that is IWO and is quite peaceful, he has decided to compete for my Hardcore title and not for the IWO title, i find this baffling because he has an opportunity to be a hero, to relieve the IWO title from DC's unpeaceful grasp and to have a hand in restoring serenity back into the IWO, but instead he decides to face the peaceful one, a saviour, a hero that has brought happiness and peace back into the hardcore division, why i wonder...is it because he mixed Jack Daniels with his juice?...No it can't be, there must be another reason...ah yes! Thats it!

*Cryptic smiles likes hes just found an oil mine or something*

Juice's action although they may not be logical and may even be confusing i can say that i am not surprised by such actions of a man that has a clear disability, yes that right! And now that i think about it in more light i suddenly realised as to why he chose to face the peaceful one tonight...

*Cryptic looks up like hes thinking and smiles*

...He decided to face the peaceful one tonight because he is looking for guidance, he is looking for that shining light, that inspiriation and that somebody, that one person that can help him cure his day to day embarrassement and illness.

You see, my peaceful brothers and sisters...Our peaceful brother known as Juice is...well, how do i say this? Juice is...MENTALLY HANDICAPPED WITH A SPEACH IMPEDIMENT PROBLEM!

*Crowd erupt with laughter!*

*Miss A is seen from the corner of the screen giggling*

*Cryptic smiles at the crowd and then throws up the peace sign*


Cryptic: I realised this last week when he spoke about his up and coming match with Jack Crawford and then i realised that this was a man that was mentally ill and had some severe issues with his speach. I felt bad for the man and i felt that if ever the opportunity presented itself to help such a man then as the peaceful one i shall be duty bound to do so.

*Crowd laugh once more, (one member of the crowd laughs so much shes need her partner to rub her back to help her breath!)*

Marv: Ha ha, Juice is a retard.

Tater: Now come on, Marv, Juice is not a retard, he is mentally handicapped, we don't wanna offend some viewers back home.

*Marv looks at Tater like "whatever"*

Marv: Juice is retarded.

Tater: Ok, he is.

*Tater and Marv laugh*

Cryptic: Although Juice may be mentally handicapped i still find him a rather peaceful man, why do i think so you wonder? Why because a man who is not peaceful would not be so passionate about juice to the extent that he names himself after it. I would expect an unpeaceful human being to waste his organs on alcohol, but as a peaceful man, Juice likes...juice, whether it be apple juice, orange juice, cranberry juice, its doesn't really matter because juice is juice and juice is filled with many of the essential vitamins needed in our daily health diet, so i send out a kudos to Juice for representing to the youngsters that juice is good and alcohol is...just not peaceful.

*Cryptic brings out an apple from his pocket and bites into the apple*

Cryptic: I like apple juice just in case you're wondering, seeing as you're so fanatical about juice an all, you would have most likely sat in your locker room with your two 1-800bangcok escorts, wondering just what type of juice i like.

*Marv and Tater look at each other like "woah"*

Marv: Oh no he didn't!!!!

Tater: He just referred to Juice's girls as escorts, daaaamn!!!

Marv: And he dropped a free 1-800 number as well!!!

Tater: Maybe, they buy one...

Marv: ...get one free!!!

*Marv and Tater burst out laughing banging the annoucement table in the process with sheer laughter*

Cryptic: So Juice, tonight you face the peaceful one, for the hardcore title, one on one in what should be a classic encounter between two peaceful characters, one who has a slight obessesion with juice, whether it may be fruit juice or something we ought to know nothing about i'm not sure and then we have the peaceful one who just has an obsession of giving the people what they want and restoring peace back within IWO. Get ready, Juice, sip some apple juice or maybe make a banana smoothie or something to gain some stamina, cause tonight is gonna be fun and when one has fun, they become happy and yes, happiness is a form of peace, plus banana smoothies are just great, yum, yum!

*Cryptic smiles and rubs his tummy like hes imagining the taste of a banana smoothie*

Cryptic: But Juice if you've come into Redemption tonight with the intention to remove the peace within the hardcore division, then you are not peaceful and if you ain't peaceful...

*Cryptic pauses for a moment, looks at his belt and then puts the mic back to his lips*

Cryptic...you ain't...

*Crowd and Cryptic finish off the sentence*

Crowd and Cryptic:...NOTHING!!!!

*music hits and as Cryptic rushes over to crowd to showcase his title with the people*

Miss A: And that was the peaceful one, his match is later tonight against Juice for the IWO Hardcore title, a must see right here at Redemption!

*Camera fades into a commericial break*
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*Demon Alexander is shown standing on the end of a cliff*

I'm standing on the edge of the world. I should be dominating the IWO, but I can't even last a few more seconds, so my partner could leave the cage. It is over for me...I have made up my mind to end this all right now.

You know what is wrong with you?

Who said that? *As Demon Alexander turns around to the voice to see a woman*Who are you?

My name is Laila and let us say I'm your guardian angel.

Listen, if you are tempting me like that snake did last week...

I'm the reason that snake didn't bite you...I chased that snake away.

What did you say?

I said the snake...

No, what you first said. About what my problem really is.

Oh. The problem is that you can't be fake anymore. You're hiding behind that mask...that skeleton...that wall.

This is who I am! I'm not hiding behind anyone.

You're hiding behind what you're really are. You're hiding behind that Demon. Months ago there was that voice inside and you let it take over completely. Instead of controlling this demonic feeling, you let this demonic feeling take you over.

I don't need this...I'm leaving for good.

What about this triple treat match this week? You're going let some punk named Troy or some huge Vanilla Gorilla bafoon win because you couldn't take it anymore...because you tapped out of life.

*Demon Alexander starts to think as that comment has struck a nerve*

I don't tap out of life. I'm going to continue until life taps out of me.

*Demon turns around and stares up into the sky*

Things happen in three...Troy will taste his blood and feel the Devil's Dance...the Vanilla Gorilla will know what it is to come face to face with his fear and shall be touched by a purification...Demon Alexander will show you, Laila and everyone else that I'm someone that you should not mess with or you will burn in hell.

*Demon Alexander turn around and is looking at himself in a tall mirror as the screen fades*

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*The camera opens up to a busy street. It looks around and sees a theatre. Poster are splashed across the front saying "An audience with Crusher". The camera goes into the theatre yet there is knowone at the ticket sales office. The theatre seems strangely quiet. Lights are flickering down empty halls and there is no sign of anyone. The camera then stops and shows two double doors reading "Tonight, in the Main Hall, and Audience with Crusher. The proceeds into the Main Hall showing a single microphone in the middle of the stage*

I see someone else has come to join the party. Maybe you will be more, hm, more willing shall we say, than the last audience.

*The camera quickly turns to its right showing the Ticket office assistant slumped against a wall unconcious*

He's fine. Don't worry about him. He seemed caring. After all he did run in when he heard her scream.

*The camera quickly turns to the left showing a Woman slumped in her chair*

She was a little squeemish. All I wanted to do was explain my situation and they all just seemed to get frightened. Scream and shout "Help, Help!" yet the only voice that responded was mine. Slowly digressing into deeper explanation.

*The camera examines the walls which show pictures of Crusher winning the Hardcore Title, The TV title and finally the masked side of his face*

Yes, interesting aren't they? My two biggest accomplishments followed by what some may call my achilles heel. My softstop. My.....weakness. But how? How can something that covers my true identity and keeps my true weakness at bay be my weak point. That mask helps me to continue a normal life. Do the things I love. See the things I want to see. Further myself.

*The camera continues turning around showing 30 - 50 people all slumped in their seats either unconcious or asleep. The lights then all black out*

THEY JUST WOULDN'T LISTEN! THEY DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR WHAT I HAD TO SAY. ALL JUST BECAUSE I WORE A MASK? A MASK? IS THAT SO MUCH THAT PEOPLE NO LONGER WANT TO LISTEN OR CARE?

So they went to sleep.

Yet again. I enjoy the quiet. Me, myself and this grand hall. A marvellous place wouldn't you agree?

*The lights are back on but only dimly. The camera then slowly drifts to the far right corner of the stage. A canister is shown and footsteps are heard. Crusher then walks out from behind a curtain clapping his hands*

I must applaud you. Your timing is absolutely perfect. You came at the exact right moment.

*The camera then begins to edge towards the door before it locks*

No, right now isn't the time you see we have reached the summit of tonights performance!

THE MAIN EVENT!

Except this one won't be a Troy Alston vs. Corey Taylor classic. It will not be a DC vs. Unstoppable Force meeting of the titans. This will be a Crusher vs. Anyone who wants to listen, slobber knocker.

*The lights slowly fade to black and a spotlight appears in the middle of the stage showing Crusher stood in front of the microphone*

Last week I lost my Hardcore Title. Do I feel hurt? Yes. Embarrased? Fuck Yeah. I got screwed out of a title I battled for. A cheeky, insignificant minor of the IWO has Lady luck shine on him for 3 seconds and he is suddenly the People's Champion? The Master of Hardcore? A guy who spends 15 minuites of his life explaininghow everyone shood hug each other and make love not peace? THAT GUY IS THE HARDCORE-FUCKING-CHAMPION?

Well, sorry Mr. Smith. There goes all chances of the Hardcore Title being a force in modern day wrestling.

However, Cryptik, its no longer about that title you have disgraced. It's no longer about your beliefs. It's about Me and You. Last week you made me look weak and for that I cannot take a title from you to heal my wounds. I cannot beat you 1 - 2 - 3 to recover my pride. I'm sorry Cryptik but i'm going to have to hurt you. Destroy you and take back my pride, heal my wounds and cover my weakness.

Cryptik, you made it this way.

However, I digress. That is the past and tonight I take on........wait.........

*Crusher pulls out a card and reads out*

Ricky Thunder? and Black Dragon?

Ohhhh, I remember Black Dragon. He's the one I beat for the Hardcore Title and it also says hear Ricky Thunder? Anyone remember a Ricky Thunder?

*Silence echos around the arena*

Guess thats a no just like these two no-bodys. Tonight boys you shall experience my warm up for the ass kicking Cryptik is gonna get. Sorry guys, just the way it has to be sometimes.

Anyways, Thank You for all turning up and my name is Crusher. Thank You and Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen.

*Just as Crusher steps off stage the crowd wakes up and begin clapping their hands, cheering and eventually give a standing ovation. The camera moves around confused and is then knocked over. The camera looks up and shows Crushers masked face*

See you at Redemption!

*The camera follows him out the door as everyone begins leaving*
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*Peabody comes down the hall with an ice cream cone*
Ha ha- vanilla.
*Hands the cone to a kid and the kid runs off*
Well, it's about time to adress the lack of appearance last week. While Masque and Joker were not here, they were somewhere else to make a little more money. This week in a match of three teams, you won't see either of them with a problem as they are injury free, thanks to my pills of course, and will take this match without trouble.

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*The camera pans into the parking lot of the IWO Arena, a dark garage with a flurry of expensive cars owned by the financially stable IWO superstars. The camera gets hit with a beam of lights and slowly approaching is a black Rolls Royce Phantom which stirs the IWO crowd. The driver's tinted window rolls down and the crowd rolls for their very own "Epitome." It's Troy Alston with his signature grin. Chad Willard comes running in and approaches the expensive car.*

Chad: Troy! Can I have a word with you please?

(Troy chuckles and parks at the nearest spot. He fixes his suit jacket and goes up to the young IWO interviewer.)

Troy: Chad, Chad, Chad. You want a word with me? Am I in high school again? Are you my principal? It kind of sounds like I am in trouble...what did I do?

Chad: Well, no not exactly. I just wanted to know what your thoughts were about the IWO Champion DC and the damage he did to your Scion TC last week.

Troy: Well. I seem a bit flattered to be honest with you. You all must think I'm crazy for thinking this after what he did to my ride. I think of it is...DC is taking a page out of my playbook. Well, at least the young, reckless Troy in the beginning of his career. Back then, Troy Alston would pull antics as such and not really give a damn, because he knew that in the ring, he was just better than the other guy. The thing that differs between what DC did and what Troy would do... is that DC used it in an act of defense. You know, trying to gain any edge he could. I admit, it stung me a little bit, but whatever, it's a car, just a personal possession. I wasn't attached to it, and I didn't need it in my life.

But. DC does have something that I want...no, that I need. That very title sagging below his unworthy gut. The IWO World Championship. The very title which he has screwed people out of, the very title which is the only thing holding him up today. I could go on about the what-ifs and why I didn't ban Thugged Out from my World Title Match last week. But, it may be hard to believe, but there was a purpose for not adding that stipulation.

I wanted to see just how much integrity our "world champion" had. Just to see if he could really is worthy of holding that title. I found out something, and maybe last week wasn't the best time to find that out, but just so you know DC. I, and everybody else saw...the Epitome has your number. If you can see passed that ego of yours, you can see it as clear as day. Just remember...if I can come as close as I did against you...and Thugged Out...Then that IWO title...won't be in the DogPound for long...


(The crowd roars and chants of 'Alston' are heard.)

Chad: Thank you. And your thoughts about your upcoming match this week against Demon and Vanilla Gorilla?

(Troy chuckles and lowers his sunglasses, gaining a pop from the women in the crowd.)

Troy: I really don't know whether I should feel pissed the fuck of or happy at Juice. I feel as if I deserve a big time match like I've been having the past couple weeks and especially last week. I'm sure DC begged Juice to give him the week off after our greuling match, yet he'll never be the one to admit it...Besides that, I've stabilized myself in the main event and nobody...even Juice...can deny that. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt that when he was calling out this week's matches, someone misinterpreted what he said because...as we all know, the only person that can understand what the guy Juice is saying...is probably God.

(The crowd roars of laughter as they seem to agree with that statement.)

But, Juice, don't worry about making that mistake of putting me in a match against Demon and Gorilla. I'll look at it as a week off. Not as a reward but...more of a vacation. Vanilla Gorilla is nothing more than a chimp with a brain who walks around with some pharmacist named Peabody. Unfortunately...yet luckily, I haven't faced this mental case many times in my career but from what I've seen, there's absolutely nothing to be worried about this guy other than some shedding of hair and the stench of bananas as he walks.

And then there's that other guy. Demon Alexander. When I first stepped into the IWO, Demon was a walking monster from hell. Now, he's gone emo and has become a pussy bitch, who relies on angels to keep him alive. I say Laila, also known as Demon's guardian angel, you should've let the man jump. Demon is a waste of space, a waste of time, and a waste of man. You are a walking piece of bitch. Anyone who is that fucked in the head to think about ending their life should consider joining Corey's happy house.

I feel like I'm facing two mental cases...But to sum it all up Chad, I have nothing to worry about going into this match...absolutely nothing. Because, quite frankly, Vanilla Gorilla and Demon, are...absolutely nothing.


*Troy has a confident grin on his faces as he begins to walk away to a huge pop from his fans...*
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It's good to have lackey's. People who will blindly follow you to no end. People who will answer to your every single beck and call...There is no greater example of that then what I have to face this week at Redemption. Juices turn to run the show..And obviously..DC has gotten in his head a little bit. And it's not that I'm shocked or anything..I fully expect that every week DC is going to be manipulating everyone of his teammates decisions. It's not enough that I have to worry about 3 other guys in a fatal four way..No..I have to worry about 4...Because now DC is the special referee. The power over who controls the decisions in the match is now up to the man who despises me more than any other man on the planet. Talk about a stacked deck.

But lets leave DC to the side..For the moment..The fact remains..that with or without DC in the match..I've been given the oppertunity at another title. See..You all know I have one focus in the world..And that is the world title..But..I also have another..And that is pure domination. Every time I step in that ring..That is my goal..To dominate..To make sure people know when they leave that arena, they saw the best. And what better way to dominate..Than to have the two biggest titles in the company?..There are only a select few who have held the two biggest titles in a company at once...Goldberg..Kurt Angle..Huge names..Hall of Fame caliber names. I want my name on that list..And this week's Redemption would let me take a huge step in putting my name there.

We all know Fatal Four Way's are crazy..Non-Stop action..Near fall after near fall..And I wouldn't expect anything different this week. I had fun teaming with Blade..He's a good kid..Really is..But now..That's all changed. There is nothing good about him anymore. In this business..You must be able to flick that switch. Never get to close to anyone, because you never know when you'll have to face them. Now..I've got to know Blade over the past couple of weeks..If anyone knows what he is capable of..It would be me. But..We've always been together..Partners..Never opponents. Blade hasn't faced the revamped Unstoppable Force. He will this week. Blade..You stand in the way of me and a championship..And that is where no one wants to be. You will bleed at my hands Blade..I won't like it..But it has to happen. A title is more important than any friendship. I will prove that this week..When I walk over you..For that TV title..No hard feelings.

And then..There is the TV champion..Judge. You all know how I feel about Judge..I called him out last week on not being the leader he should have been at Absolute Power..And I stand by it. But for me..It's not about just calling someone out..It's not about making them look bad by verbally ripping them apart..It's about humiliating them in that ring..In front of everyone..The arena audience..And the millions watching around the world. And trust me..There is no better way to humiliate someone than to beat them for their title. I've had it happen to me various times..And there is no pain like it. You walk around that locker room..And you see your gold..Your prize..On another man's shoulders. It eats at you like nothing else Judge. Judge..I want to give you that feeling..I want you to feel that same despair that you left me with when you left me in that cage one on two. You're going to feel it Judge...When you have to watch me walk out of Redemption with the TV title around my waist. Scratch that..You'll be lucky that you'll get to watch me walk out with me..Judge..After I'm done with you..You'll be lucky to be concious enough to watch anything.

And then there is Crawford..Another youngin' who has made his way up the ranks. I don't know how exactly..Maybe you blew Juice backstage to get that shot..And hey..If thats true..Then cool..Do whatever it takes to get ahead right?..Now Crawford..I don't know much about you..And I'm not going to claim that I do. You look like a pretty menacing guy..But then again..Looks can be deceiving. I don't think you've ever been in a main event like this Crawford...And this is a bad situation for your first one. I'm going to teach you a lesson on how to properly be in on top of a card Crawford. You might bleed a little..You WILL hurt a lot..But hopefully for you..You'll learn. You'll learn that being in the same ring with me..Especially with gold on the line..Is really a bad idea. You can think Juice for the beatdown you'll receive. Because I will be damned If I let a rookie win any title match that I am in..I will be truely damned.

My thirst for Gold has never been more prevalent. I've spent months without it..And I need my thirst quenched. The TV title may not be the fine wine that the World title is..But it's certainly a good Budweiser. No matter what the odd's are..Fatal 4 Way..DC as the ref..The Unstoppable Force can't be stopped. I want to return to my dominant self..and after I walk over Judge, Crawford, and Blade..I will be halfway there. DC..When I have them beat..You make the count. If you don't..You will have hell to pay that you can't even comprehend. Don't screw me DC..You've done it before..It's in your best interest not to do it again. Judge..Get ready for your humliation when you lose that precious title to me..Blade..Get ready for the Force you've never felt..And Crawford..Get ready for an education. The Unstoppable Force will wear gold again...And when that happens...Pain Will be Mandatory..For All Of You.
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*Judge is seen in his court room decked out in his apparel. His theme song, 'Dirty Window' by Metallica fades out and he begins to talk*

Judge: "I look out the window and see some thing's wrong, my court is in session and now I slam my gavel down." The lines of my theme song couldn't be closer to the truth at tonights Redemption. Recently I've been on a losing streak, and people have been starting to whisper. Has Judge's luck run out? He's just DC's lackey he never really had any talent to begin with. He's been on a free ride is that ride over?

You wanna know the answers to your questions? Look no further than the ring tonight. Tonight I prove that it doesn't matter if my so called luck has run out. Because luck has nothing to do with it. The reason this gold *Judge taps the TV title which is around his waist* is around my waist, the reason this gold has become more valued than the World Championship, the reason I am a three time TV champ, is all because of me. My skill, my perseverance, my endurance, my courage and my cunning.

I may have lost my way the last few weeks but that's only cos I've been forced to do something I've never been a big fan of. Team up with other so called stars of the IWO. Something that is always a problem because most of the IWO can't even hold my jock strap. Tonight I prove, once again like my song states, "I am the Judge, the Jury and the Executioner too".

Crawford I've faced you before. Your a tough competitor but I've already proven that I'm the real best of the IWO. Blade, I've outlasted your arse in one of the most brutal matches ever invented, the last man standing match. Force, at every turn The Unstoppables, with me at their helm have thwarted you. But your like that turd that I just can't seem to flush.

Though I'll say one thing, all the men that step into the ring tonight have earnt my respect, but all that means is I won't be going easy on any of you. I assure you ur 4 way match will be beyond fatal for you 3.

As for DC, I'm sure you know your role in all of this, I'm sure you will help me out like I've helped you out and then I'm sure my shot at your gold is coming soon. But when I say I want you to help me out, I should probably clarify because you don't always seem to get my meaning. Stay the fuck out of my way. Tonight I prove who the leader of our faction, the leader of the whole goddamn IWO is and I will not have you taint my victory by helping me get a quick count or by taking out my other opponents. Tonight I go in as one of the IWO's greatest TV champs and come out as one of the World's greatest champs.

So Crawford, Blade and Force you all better ask yourself a question before you step into that ring with me. Before you lock horns with the IWO's unstoppable beast. Before we all meet eye to eye and fight mano et mano. What question? The one that makes you secretly shiver whenever it crosses your mind. The question that haunts you at every turn. The question that you know every time you step into the ring with me could end your careers when you try and answer it. What you gonna do...what you gonna do....when the Judge...comes...For You!

*Camera fades out as Judge slams his gavel down and holds up his TV title*
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*Some sort of crappy scion is seen in the parking lot just before a huge stretched, black Hummer pulls in front of it obscuring it from view. Thugged Out step out of their ride with a huge cloud of smoke following them. They begin to make their way towards the arena...

Exo: Two Weeks, and we back home. Back in our city, Miami. Back, for the biggest party of the year.

Stick: The MIA...fuck yeah. The best parties, the best profits, and the best pussy. I hope Miami has missed Thugged Out as much as Thugged Out has missed Miami.

Exo: Thugged Out, live from Miami. This shit is gonna be HOT!

Stick: Speaking of HOT my nig...all the HOT ass down there on every corner and in our club. Mayne, the MIA ass is ten times hotter than J-Boy's girl. Stacy pales in comparison to the ass back home.

Exo: Miami, the city where we made a name for ourselves. Ain't no other city in the world quite like Miami. Damn, I can't wait to get back.

Stick: Hell yea. We gonna run the motherfuckin' show. We gonna come up wit some crazy matches n shit. Then afterwards, we gonna take Miss A for a night on the town and show her how we really live it up. Shit, if she's lucky, we might take her back to our pad and give her the Night Cap, if ya feel me.

Exo: Hell yea hell yea...I feel ya. You know the best thing about riding into town on top of the company, man? Listening every week as a bunch of pathetic losers complain about us.

Stick: Yeah man I hear ya. All them faggots are jealous that they aren't Thugged Out. Corey's mad because he can't get any pussy except them ugly gothic bitches. Judge is mad because he takes it up the ass every night. And Force...well Force is mad because he fails to get the job done.

Exo: And can you believe our little buddy Jason here finally went and grew a pair?

Stick: I wouldn't really call turnin' on Josh's pussy ass growin' a pair. More like he had a lil twitch in his sack. It's a start though. Maybe before long he'll be ridin' with Thugged Out and lettin' ass cornhole his broad.

Exo: That's what I'm talkin' about...but what's with us being involved in his little lovers spat tonight?

Stick: Those two just love each other too much. I bet after we kick Josh's ass, Jason and Josh will go back to the hotel and kiss and makeup. But fuck all that gay shit, we gonna be runnin' this joint soon.

Exo: Fuck yea...just two weeks man, and we gonna have ourselves a fucking night to fucking remember.

Stick: Fuck all the haters. Corey...Judge...Force...Josh....and Troy and his busted up piece of shit pussy Scion. In two weeks, our home...the motherfuckin' MIA...will be gettin' Thugged Out.
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